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[–]graveyarddancer 19 points20 points ago

OP, let me explain my feelings for you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: haiku.

My heart aches with pain

When I see you, I vomit

Die, away from me

[–]Amandamwestbrook 3 points4 points ago

Ouch...

[–]TeejGusta 79 points80 points ago

This Guy...That's Eric Forman dammit!

[–]albrano 42 points43 points ago

Don't worry, OP is dumbass. Probably Kelso.

[–]GorgormonArmath 23 points24 points ago

Nice try Red!

[–]SteamySteve 20 points21 points ago

Dumbass!

[–]Agm90 11 points12 points ago

It's Foreplay!

[–]kyubi89 4 points5 points ago

Foreskin!

[–]RyanSayHi 1 point2 points ago

Forehead!

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 2 points3 points ago

Oh yeah? Kasey... Smellso?

[–]Dictator4Life -3 points-2 points ago

Forever alone! cries

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

1,548 up votes

10 comments

Is this weird to anyone else?

[–]nadaredditur 6 points7 points ago

I find it more odd that no one has mentioned the many, many times this image has been posted in this context. It should have it's own subreddit for SAP's by now.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When I first found reddit 0coms 15pts 6mos funny
Story of my life 23coms 618pts 8mos funny
How I imagine the thought process of all of us. 151coms 1136pts 9mos funny
Reddit's slogan 10coms 442pts 2mos funny
Most redditors can agree. 36coms 821pts 5mos funny
How I feel when my parents tell me to get off Reddit and go outside. 0coms 84pts 1mo funny
I know the feeling, Eric. 0coms 158pts 14dys That70sshow
How i feel after a weekend of being on Reddit... 0coms 9pts 21dys pics
After 6 Hours Of Being On Reddit 2coms 33pts 1mo funny
How I feel when I'm told I need to get out of the house more 24coms 594pts 2mos funny
Whenever people asks me why I don't go out more often 19coms 399pts 4mos introvert
My reason exactly 15coms 617pts 7mos funny
Every day 14coms 501pts 9mos funny
Some folks just don't understand. 103coms 880pts 1yr pics
How I feel all the time. 0coms 34pts 1mo funny
Eric Forman the original redditor. 2coms 7pts 22dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]smccormick92 5 points6 points ago

This is my dad. I once asked him to go outside and play catch with me and he told me that he didnt want to because outside is where WWII was...

and people wonder why I spend hours on reddit each day..

[–]ani625 7 points8 points ago

Hitler was in a basement when he died.

[–]smccormick92 1 point2 points ago

I was 8. I probably would've mistaken charlie chaplin for hitler at that age. I wasn' t exactly good at pointing out flawed logic at that age.

[–]whatdontineed 5 points6 points ago

For a moment I thought you meant you were 8 when Hitler died...

[–]smccormick92 0 points1 point ago

Haha I just reread my comment and I can see where you'd think that. My bad. I am not 75 years old.

[–]AngryTomato[S] 0 points1 point ago

"WW2 never happened inside my house" It's just logical

[–]whatdontineed 0 points1 point ago

this is how imagine every person on reddit

[–]quintyoup 0 points1 point ago

At least you relate to someone...

[–]insertnameaqui 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this...

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

Go outside, or I'll put my foot in your ass.

[–]ginakirsch 0 points1 point ago

But, but... what did he do, staying inside, without the internet...

[–]Ryuuken1127 -1 points0 points ago

This would be better if you had a photo of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

[–]Grappindemen 0 points1 point ago

Eric Forman was 40 years ahead of his time, it appears.

[–]nilla01 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever worn your ass as a hat?

[–]audio_phile0921 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me there's a subreddit for that 70's show

[–]leawesomelydrawnboyd 0 points1 point ago

There is also my foot up your ass

[–]dhrosen 0 points1 point ago

No no, I think I'll sit behind the computer a little more... People know me here, its scary outside

[–]Pulp_Fiction_is_Shit 1 point2 points ago

OP if you are making a joke based on the humorous assumption everyone on reddit is a SAP neckbeard then well done. However if you do actually share those feelings then i feel deeply sorry for you friend.

[–]gheost 1 point2 points ago

However, the difference between you and him is he is acting.

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

People...a bunch of bastards

[–]sophiemisfit -1 points0 points ago

I relate to Hyde the most

[–]ericbdizzle -2 points-1 points ago

I posted this shit and only got 80 up votes like over a month ago! Goddammitt reddit.

[–]nadaredditur 2 points3 points ago

I posted reposted this shit and only got 80 up votes like over a month ago! Goddammitt reddit.

[–]JeffertonAlive -4 points-3 points ago

That's cool, if you don't like getting blowjobs or something.

[–]Immama -3 points-2 points ago

Today he would be on the Big Bang Theory...

[–]YouraGay -4 points-3 points ago

You are everything wrong with this world.