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[–]divester 6 points7 points ago

A beautiful example of critical thinking.

[–]typhoidisbad[S] 10 points11 points ago

Yes

[–]divester 6 points7 points ago

A beautiful example of critical thinking.

[–]typhoidisbad[S] 9 points10 points ago

No

[–]synicalx1 6 points7 points ago

Who washes their feet?

[–]me_and_batman 4 points5 points ago

Are you supposed to pee on your feet if you pee in the shower? I've been using the drain like an idiot I guess.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Yah, just turn towards the drain and it doesn't get on your feet. Not to mention even if you piss on your feet the ammonia in urine is supposed to be good to prevent athlete's foot.

[–]egboy 2 points3 points ago

Have you washed your feet yet?

[–]awhaleofatale 3 points4 points ago

[flowchart] get it?! No? Oh.....ok.....

Ill just show myself out now...

[–]xindierockx7114 0 points1 point ago

This is a very handy tool to have, seeing as I am constantly confused as to where to take a piss. I'm in traffic, but should I use a cup or open a window? If I'm bathing, should I go in the shower or in my pants? Then I realize that I'm wearing pants while taking a shower, and I have to start all over.

[–]negative_mancy 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody actually wash their feet?

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

Y...uhm...yes.

[–]WhitePootieTang 0 points1 point ago

When may I go in the sink?