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[–]koonat 0 points1 point ago

This is just wrong.

His boat was named "Teachers pet" because he was requesting that teachers please pet something. Punctuation unnecessary.

[–]xbnrxout 0 points1 point ago

that doesn't make sense teacher is pet????????

[–]gimelnus 2 points3 points ago

ever heard of the possessive?

[–]mjb_22 0 points1 point ago

What is FTFY?

[–]gimelnus 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that fuck you

[–]mjb_22 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]gimelnus 0 points1 point ago

no prob bob

[–]bopoqod 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it's "Fixed that for you."

[–]bopoqod 1 point2 points ago

The real fail is having your boat name's font in comic sans.

[–]forever1228 -1 points0 points ago

Teachers' pet.* Failures.

[–]DeexEnigma 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice this mistake.

[–]forever1228 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was the point of the comic actually.

[–]DeexEnigma 1 point2 points ago

One way to interperate it. I took it like they were actually trying to be smart and make an effort and the general rule of stupidity ruled. Given they've taken out a small watercraft etc.

[–]forever1228 0 points1 point ago

At least they tried? Lmao

[–]DeexEnigma 0 points1 point ago

Lol, yea, well they DO deserve credit. One way or the other.