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[–]AScholarlyGentleman 29 points30 points ago

Always bring a banana to a party.

[–]lok_jokey 9 points10 points ago

Bananas are good!

[–]WhovianGleek -1 points0 points ago

But apples, apples are rubbish. Also, I hate pears!!

[–]crazyjavi87 -2 points-1 points ago

And don't give me pears. I hate pears.

[–]llort_revocrednu 3 points4 points ago

this shit is BANANAS

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 5 points6 points ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[–]ImAzura 2 points3 points ago

[–]trauma_kmart 2 points3 points ago

They're full of potassium!!!

[–]bingus 1 point2 points ago

Is that a banana in your pocket, or....

[–]opahtryn 0 points1 point ago

[–]iipacs 1 point2 points ago

Damnit you beat me to it

[–]S-Gevanni 20 points21 points ago

[–]GlimmerOfSoap 3 points4 points ago

The limit does not exist!

[–]rgeguypic 0 points1 point ago

The limit is attainable.

[–]zeug666 10 points11 points ago

Tonight, you.

[–]snaresamn 3 points4 points ago

No hand banana!

[–]Lord_NiteShade 2 points3 points ago

I wanna be called spagetti.

[–]WinstonBoxfeathers 5 points6 points ago

Nice try, /r/downtimebananas. You should use less obvious metaphors.

[–]KittenPurrs 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me how much I feel you've improved my life. Thank you, WinstonBoxfeathers.

[–]Knerk 4 points5 points ago

"When the night falls, the loneliness calls"

A Whitney Houston lyric would be better, rhyming always works. Johnny Cochran taught me that.

[–]kujo777 4 points5 points ago

[–]Cerealcomma 1 point2 points ago

Ahaha I just saw this display at Target.

[–]Boberts00001 0 points1 point ago

All I see is a bunch of party favors.

[–]SpaceInvaderade 1 point2 points ago

Halloween ween ween ween ween ween ween ween banana fun

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

I love how the top ones are sold separately as singles.

[–]sarcasticsniper 0 points1 point ago

They should have had a row of cucumbers in the middle

[–]SnorgesLuisBorges 0 points1 point ago

Are they saying that bananas look like crescent moons or that crescent moons can be stuck up your ass?

[–]ballsandbutts 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]Yourdomdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Guys, grow up. They're just talking about a little banana-in-the-tailpipe mischief.

[–]EmperorG 0 points1 point ago

They also sell glow-in-the-dark ones too!

[–]elephant7 0 points1 point ago

Aww yeah, go bannans after dark!!

[–]TorgoTheWhite 0 points1 point ago

This same display was also at my local Target. Where are you from?

[–]hey_i_tried 0 points1 point ago

Donkey kong wouldn't mind this

[–]ninja36036 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about you guys, but this is just a bunch of bananas.

[–]BURGLEDGOODS 1 point2 points ago

And I think it's time for us to split...

[–]-Nic 0 points1 point ago

Was that taken at the Target on Fulton in Sacramento?

[–]Sc2Time 0 points1 point ago

This is all I could think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TMOMTtAMBI

[–]trauma_kmart 0 points1 point ago

When night falls, I go bananas.

[–]aurora28 0 points1 point ago

Nightosphere?

[–]Ukazi2021 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bwayan 1 point2 points ago

[–]fezzmen 1 point2 points ago

DADA LIFE

[–]DancinDemon 1 point2 points ago

Where's the champagne?!

[–]fezzmen 0 points1 point ago

i actually went to dada land 3 nights ago and i can honestly say ALL the champagne is on the floor or on my banana costume

[–]salt_addict 0 points1 point ago

Bananas are pretty loud party-goers.

[–]effegenio 0 points1 point ago

Those aren't just any bananas. Those bananas are evil!

[–]Jpot 0 points1 point ago

I like bananas.

[–]thehindujesus 0 points1 point ago

Two banana/Target related posts in one day.

[–]DancinDemon 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Dada Life uses bananas and champagne during their performances. Sounds like a party to me.

[–]psyrinox 0 points1 point ago

r/mildlyinteresting

[–]cabiel 0 points1 point ago

JESUS IT'S BANANAS IN PAJAMAS Really, I am not even that old.

[–]Jakeherrshey 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think of Hand Banana from ATHF when they saw this?

[–]dayvieee 0 points1 point ago

[–]SCVeetard 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING LOVE BANANAS

[–]r2c3d 0 points1 point ago

oh sh#t who brough the banana's - random partygoer

[–]Johnnyash 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna pretend you're the Green Bay packers!

[–]Bazingabowl 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to have to mention this in huddle, but vibes to whoever put that on planogram. /brandoff

[–]itsgodot 0 points1 point ago

That actually is supposed to be on the bakery table. Someone did not walk the audit tool...

[–]PanicEnders 0 points1 point ago

The Banana Stand in Target located on Lakewood Mall.

[–]kamrenlee 0 points1 point ago

No fucking way this is totally the Arvada target I work at!

[–]hellotheir 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure a lot of targets have this same display. The one I work at looks exactly like this as well.

[–]Jackcooper 0 points1 point ago

the one I work at in Washington State also looks like this. Target is cookie cutter as fuck, especially after many of them good remodels over the past 2 years

[–]ChickenOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

Confirming that a Target in Tucson I was at like half an hour ago also has this setup.

[–]spiffy20 1 point2 points ago

Repost :/

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -1 points0 points ago

Proof?

[–]spiffy20 1 point2 points ago

I saw this in r/funny about a month ago

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -1 points0 points ago

Ugh, these people are pretty much the like whores of Reddit. Except it's karma.

[–]spiffy20 0 points1 point ago

lol it happens unfortunately