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[–]rise-above 47 points48 points ago

Mexican here. I can't even be mad at this. I never met a Mexican who hates tacos. Now, enchiladas, that's a different story.

[–]Arlefreak 20 points21 points ago

Another mexican here one time i found one, butt don’t worry i kill that son of a bitch

[–]defiantleek 20 points21 points ago

Behold the cartels true primary purpose.

[–]KiloChild 4 points5 points ago

Mexican here with the name Juan. I couldnt have said it my self better.

[–]AlexDeSmall 9 points10 points ago

Reporting from the north of Mexico. I can testify that there's no Mexican here who hates tacos.

[–]DaMangaka 9 points10 points ago

Vegetarianos. Los hé conocido y reusan los tacos. Son raros pero sí. * flies away *

[–]gibzx 9 points10 points ago

vegetarians arent Mexicans, they are cartel experiments gone wrong.

[–]DaMangaka 1 point2 points ago

They are infiltrating among us! I must report them before I * user was killed by this post*

[–]CorporateImperialism 2 points3 points ago

I bet I eat more tacos than you. I bet I eat more tacos than all of you. I eat a lot of fuckin tacos guys. I'd say I make an average of 4 tacos/day guys.

[–]gibzx 1 point2 points ago

Another Mexican here, and I can backup his statement.

[–]A_B_A_C_A_B_B 0 points1 point ago

My mom made enchiladas yesterday. It's a love/hate relationship. Good when it goes down, bad when it comes out!

[–]weightgain4000 -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you for being an adult about comedy, even if it is racist.

[–]BogieFlare 10 points11 points ago

It's not really racist. Stereotypical sure, but not racist. Maybe iff tacos were something bad then sure, I guess. But fuck the life you live if you dislike tacos. You know not love.

[–]prohibido 2 points3 points ago

I like how you perfectly used the mathematical term iff (if and only if). I'm hoping it was on purpose.

[–]weightgain4000 0 points1 point ago

So what you mean is that saying, "black people like fried chicken", is not racist, its just sterotypical? Right?

[–]CleanBeans 0 points1 point ago

No, that'd just be stating a fact.

[–]weightgain4000 0 points1 point ago

Racism and sterotypes can still be facts. I'm just sayin that any distinction between race is considered racism, whether it's true, positive, or negative.

[–]BogieFlare 0 points1 point ago

It's not. Black people do like chicken. But who doesn't? Ya'll crazy if you don't like chicken. Or a vegan.

[–]I_am_Mexico 0 points1 point ago

Mexican isn't a race, idiot. It's a nationality. Stating that mexicans love tacos is like saying germans love sausages, that Italians love pasta or that Japanese people love sushi. Why should we get offended by our culinary national traditions? don't make it something we should be offended of and don't turn "mexican" into a race. Thank you.

[–]weightgain4000 0 points1 point ago

Who said anything about Mexican? I was talking about Hispanics, which is a race. And I wasn't saying anybody should be offended, either. Just because something is racist doesn't mean it's offensive.

[–]lucidHaze 25 points26 points ago

My best friend's high maintenance wife claims to hate tacos and chips but word on the streets is she likes fajitas. She is a closet racist and I am Hispanic. No one hates tacos in real life, bitch.

[–]gingkoed 12 points13 points ago

I si what you did there.

[–]Damaband41 9 points10 points ago

I thought the thumbnail was a taco at first

[–]Qaws7111 82 points83 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/11wt96/i_hate_tacos/ posted 1 day ago

Come on man. That's just rude. You literally took a joke from r/jokes and put it on an image. you didn't even bother to change the punctuation.

[–]ERMAHGERD_GUY 18 points19 points ago

PERPL WERLD DER ERNERTHIN FER SWERT KERM.

[–]CrudCow 12 points13 points ago

You know, Ermahgerd Guy. That is actually a good point.

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 2 points3 points ago

But the caps. Dear sweet lord, the caps

[–]duggedInDong 5 points6 points ago

-9449

Impressive.

[–]Killbunny90210 3 points4 points ago

Took me a good 45 seconds and a lot of embarrassment to finally figure out what you said.

Woulda thought there'd be a novelty account just trailing you all over, replying to every comment with a translation.

[–]Antimattre 0 points1 point ago

Is this the only upvoted ERMAGERD_GUY post in the whole world?

[–]Eriksgata[M] 18 points19 points ago

You hear a joke, you like it and tell it to somebody else. Why is this not OK?

[–]briguy182182 5 points6 points ago

Carlos Mencia Mod Approves of this post!

[–]Tobskin 9 points10 points ago

why is your name green?

[–]TJSomething 13 points14 points ago

His name's not green, it's Eriksgata.

[–]wojx 8 points9 points ago

HE'S A MOD!

[–]not_a_wolf 14 points15 points ago

EVERYONE RUN!

[–]HoldMyDiction 2 points3 points ago

SMITHS!

[–]thatwentBTE 1 point2 points ago

he is a moderator

[–]lunarmodule 1 point2 points ago

mostly, i just think tacos are delicious

[–]ginspanoxted 0 points1 point ago

you should go burrito your head in sand for this

[–]captianotsobvious -4 points-3 points ago

I am also displeased with this, but instead, I'll just put this here: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rhafr/

[–]Harry_Hardlong 4 points5 points ago

Charma?

[–]PointlessDelegation -4 points-3 points ago

I came in to post this. Shitty part is, I didn't even think it was funny when it was posted to r/jokes.

[–]Ragnalypse 39 points40 points ago

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan.

[–]TheOnlyJuan 91 points92 points ago

i can confirm this.

[–]dayvieee 8 points9 points ago

Thank you.

[–]sergionunes 1 point2 points ago

I like to imagine you creating this account, choosing the username and waitng patiently for this joke to kick off.

[–]runsoutofspace 11 points12 points ago

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

[–]Atzunew 13 points14 points ago

Sounds like a cheesy gay porno.

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 4 points5 points ago

Queso

Yeah. Went there.

[–]LhorgEvad 1 point2 points ago

Gayso.

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 2 points3 points ago

This will be repeated at work tomorrow

[–]tacotacoa 1 point2 points ago

hmmm.

[–]probablynotaperv 9 points10 points ago

I hate hard tacos because the shell rips up my mouth because I fail at eating. Soft tacos with some lenguas though...mmm.

[–]do7com 31 points32 points ago

You should try chewing.

[–]dayvieee 9 points10 points ago

CORN TORTILLAS UP IN THIS SHIZNIT

[–]VerneAsimov 2 points3 points ago

I've never had a corn tortilla that was not too dry and bland -- soft or hard. Flour's where it's at. Of course, tacos are boring and I prefer burritos or enchiladas con salsa rojo.

[–]dayvieee 7 points8 points ago

WHAT! Corn tortillas is where its at! especially from taco trucks in California!

[–]fritopie 4 points5 points ago

You mean you've never had a real corn tortilla. Because corn tortillas are the shit... but it seems that not many people know how to do them right. They are a little bit more dry than flour ones, but not like dry your mouth out dry. Best corn tortilla I've had so far was at some random food truck in Seattle.

[–]VerneAsimov 1 point2 points ago

Probably. I've only been to one random food truck in Casa Grande. I had a flower burrito. Best burrito ever. I wish I had chosen a corn tortilla to see if it's better than the shitty tasting kind I've somehow always had.

[–]fritopie 0 points1 point ago

Should take someone with you who likes corn tortillas, and then try some of what they order. :P This is my general strategy. My fiance hates when I start eyeing his food b/c he knows what's next... "can I have a bite?"

[–]BogieFlare 1 point2 points ago

You're missing out. Get fresh tortillas from the Ampapolla in Compton or Downey in LA. And some menudo while you're at it.

[–]dolowizard 1 point2 points ago

From Compton here, and I can confirm this. Also, if you're looking for Mexico-style street tacos, ride down Compton Blvd like from 11pm to 2am and you'll find a bunch of taco stands.

[–]bumbleebeetuna 3 points4 points ago

What are lenguas?

[–]probablynotaperv 4 points5 points ago

Cow tongue. Sounds gross, tastes delicious.

[–]runsoutofspace 4 points5 points ago

Same with cabeza.

[–]elmonoenano 3 points4 points ago

except, it's head and not tongue.

[–]runsoutofspace 4 points5 points ago

I meant that it "sounds gross, tastes delicious".

[–]elmonoenano 2 points3 points ago

I just wanted to clarify. I agree with you. Have an upvote b/c I sounded to curt.

[–]groomingfluid 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote b/c I sounded to cunt.

FTFY LOL!1

[–]Grankhan 2 points3 points ago

Te Doy.

Sorry.

[–]AlexDeSmall 0 points1 point ago

Oh boy, and sesos tacos are good too!

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 3 points4 points ago

But... It's like tasting you back while you eat it

[–]Zerothe0 0 points1 point ago

Like French kissing a cow.

[–]dickfool 0 points1 point ago

Sounds gross, looks gross, feels gross...but very very delicious indeed.

[–]gibzx -1 points0 points ago

You know you are a true Mexican when you can eat a whole hard shell taco withouth spilling ANYTHING, as a Mexican I can backup my statement.

[–]bananagrabber83 0 points1 point ago

As a Mexican you should know that a 'hard shell taco' isn't Mexican. Tostadas are the only thing that might come close, but that weird rock-hard u-shaped thing you get in Taco Bell is a gringo invention.

[–]gibzx 0 points1 point ago

yeah, but when mexicans eat tacos they do it good, mexican or non mexican tortilla. but you gotta admit, sometimes those gringo tacos can be good!

[–]mezzizle 0 points1 point ago

Just to let you know hard tacos from taco bell are not Mexican food.

[–]ImJET 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/lyCUq.gif

[–]fuckyouusernames 12 points13 points ago

Jajajajajaja

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points ago

See this is actually clever. All the other comments are, "Hey guys look at this obvious joke I made with my username." Bueno.

[–]SolidDexter 3 points4 points ago

That man is so happy.

[–]I_love_tacos 2 points3 points ago

I approve

[–]Djsoundwave 2 points3 points ago

Saw this on fb, wtf reddit?

[–]CyanogenHacker 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/11wt96/i_hate_tacos/

Posted a day ago.

And this joke is older than Facebook. Instead of think Reddit gets shit from Facebook, think outside the box

[–]finklere 2 points3 points ago

Think outside the bun*

[–]I_AM_JUAN -3 points-2 points ago

I HATE TACOS!

[–]coffeearoma 34 points35 points ago

redditor for one hour

[–]LuckyNumberHat -3 points-2 points ago

2 months. Shut the fuck up.

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[–]gibzx 0 points1 point ago

Reddit posted this on r/jokes, then Facebook repost it, the this guy repost it again, however it is a good joke and not even the fact that it is a repost can't make me hate it.

[–]jeg101586 2 points3 points ago

Ay Caramba!

[–]do7com 3 points4 points ago

Shit just got real.

[–]Colonel_Poopcorn 1 point2 points ago

YOU ARE NOT JUAN

[–]Critty626 1 point2 points ago

Black and racist jokes are the same. Once you've Juan, you've heard Jamal.

[–]runsoutofspace 8 points9 points ago

You a word.

[–]trigreal 0 points1 point ago

I Juaned too hard and now I am Hispanic.

[–]viktore 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTNgmgvfaxw

[–]FrankCashio 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does that guy look like saddam hussein?

[–]just_another_juan 1 point2 points ago

They're alright.

[–]Rollingstone557 1 point2 points ago

My name happens to be juan and I prefer the enchilada over the taco

[–]BogieFlare 0 points1 point ago

Chile rojo y con lechuga y queso.

[–]JiveMasterT 0 points1 point ago

Preference is one thing, hate is another. Would you say that you hate tacos?

[–]crismireles94 0 points1 point ago

Ifunny,

[–]matschmid 1 point2 points ago

It takes juan, to know juan

[–]RainbowPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

Blasphemy!

[–]ApocalypticTaco 0 points1 point ago

I can stand by this statement.

[–]monawoka 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted just for the name.

[–]a_tad_mental 0 points1 point ago

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs10/300W/i/2006/121/d/b/Gir_TACOS_by_Grilla1.jpg

[–]blandassand 1 point2 points ago

As a Mexican I approve of this message!

[–]truechelsea -1 points0 points ago

truly this is the best meme ever

[–]Opiumis 1 point2 points ago

Needs more black space.

[–]virginpresident 1 point2 points ago

As a non-Mexican, I approve this message!

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

You gotta let it breathe though.

[–]unclenoah -1 points0 points ago

seriously, the punchline could just say, "said no one ever" and it would be pretty much true.

[–]sunrypekiwi 0 points1 point ago

It would be true, but it wouldn't be funny.

[–]James_Campbell 0 points1 point ago

Juan looks happy 'He finally figured himself out' Huh, I guess it takes Juan to no Juan

[–]samalynn 0 points1 point ago

I guess it just takes Juan to know Juan

[–]No-one-ever- -1 points0 points ago

I hate tacos. Wait....

[–]one_of_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Funny, many women believe just because they have a taco, they are interesting to talk to.

[–]DunkanBulk 0 points1 point ago

Don't you love it when people repost things? This was on r/Jokes yesterday.

[–]catnip83 0 points1 point ago

I keep hearing this everywhere! Facebook, Twitter, you name it.

[–]libertyforsome 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there. You cheeky fuck

[–]ShakesHead 1 point2 points ago

I juander if this is going to continue as a meme.

[–]machari 0 points1 point ago

The only hated tacos are the ones that aren't allowed to air out.

[–]brianlikestacos 0 points1 point ago

I've never said that either.

[–]mezzizle 0 points1 point ago

As a Mexican, this is has been proven by science.

[–]FicoXL 1 point2 points ago

We love tacos...but real tacos not that horrible thing that most of the north americans eat at taco bell...whenever you come to Mexico eat real tacos bros!

Viva México Cabrones!

[–]Tychosonic 0 points1 point ago

What is the name of this meme? I was looking for it on quickmeme and couldnt find it. There was a really funny one I saw the other day and I want to find it again.

[–]Scythesickle 0 points1 point ago

I actually hate tacos. And I'm dominican.

[–]sunrypekiwi 0 points1 point ago

It's impossible to hate tacos. You may hate a particular type of taco, but in that case just put something in your tortilla that you do like and bam! now you like tacos

[–]groomingfluid 0 points1 point ago

it's true, i saw the whole thing

[–]Scythesickle 0 points1 point ago

No. I don't like tortillas. :b

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Next tell the one about playing UNO and stealing all the green cards

[–]ieatoburritos 0 points1 point ago

i can attest to this.

[–]harrydickinson 0 points1 point ago

Way to steal a joke from /r/jokes from two days ago and post it as a meme.

[–]therynosaur 0 points1 point ago

Comedy that I can enjoy with just the thumbnail.

Guaranteed upvote.

[–]Christian627 1 point2 points ago

Nice Juan.

[–]jonxlee7 0 points1 point ago

at first glance definitely thought it was carlos mencia.

[–]Billy_Blaze 0 points1 point ago

... I know I didn't click this link, but it's purple..... Did you just submit another persons imgur link?

[–]arkanis50 1 point2 points ago

Just remember to air-out your taco, ladies.

[–]Mexi_Cant 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love tacos!

[–]Knackjife 0 points1 point ago

even my super asian dad loves tacos

[–]skinturtle 0 points1 point ago

I heard somewhere that you should never go to bed with underwear on so as to let those tacos air out!

[–]Polyxena7 -1 points0 points ago

This is not entirely true.

Source: My first name is Juan, and....I didn't like tacos for a looooooooong period of my life.

[–]Zulander2 0 points1 point ago

My name is Juan and im not really a fan of tacos

[–]Failmat 0 points1 point ago

can someone please ask a mexican to say this and video it?

[–]jonathanalejos22 0 points1 point ago

Let your taco air out first before eating

[–]EireKarl 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/11wt96/i_hate_tacos/ Nice steal fucker

[–]bobojojo12 0 points1 point ago

Repost from R/jokes

[–]theBMXbandit 0 points1 point ago

the thumbnail looks like a taco

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

I just leave this here

[–]treesatemypenis 0 points1 point ago

Hey this is a direct post from /r/punny....

[–]Arka48x 0 points1 point ago

My name is Jon and I do hate Taco's. Close enough.

[–]thebicycle2 0 points1 point ago

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

[–]JediJimbo -1 points0 points ago

literally saw this on Facebook last week

[–]theWolfPack 0 points1 point ago

literally? holy shit bro

[–]JediJimbo 0 points1 point ago

INORITE?

[–]billthezombie 0 points1 point ago

I hate tacos.

[–]pchancharl -2 points-1 points ago

You know, truth be told, not a huge fan of tacos over here.

[–]penis_queef69 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah. I saw this on Instagram.

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