I want to hear his oral report

Dresden127 · 2012-10-23T20:51:32+00:00

What English teacher uses the wrong form of "too" while grading a paper?

BrianGumble · 2012-10-23T19:36:57+00:00

tubgirl used as a reference...How the hell did this guy get 61% on this assignment.

RamsesThePigeon · 2012-10-23T23:28:39+00:00

This is as old as the Internet. I feel nostalgic for having seen it again.

Cylinsier · 2012-10-23T19:21:12+00:00

The hole punching on both sides is a nice touch.

OstrichOuttaNowhere · 2012-10-24T00:54:37+00:00

My ancestors read this paper on a website called "albinoblacksheep" or something.

schmreddit · 2012-10-23T23:16:07+00:00

61%!

Reddit_cctx · 2012-10-24T02:28:01+00:00

Albino Black Sheep yo, this shiz old!

CoughLCA · 2012-10-23T20:58:29+00:00

Probably fake, but still hilarious.

Thomassn · 2012-10-23T22:38:26+00:00

I bet this guy asked 4chan to write his assignment post by post

mebematthew0 · 2012-10-24T02:13:22+00:00

Motherfucking English teacher said "Page is to big" on Page 3.

To. To big.

She's teaching our children.

Seanizo · 2012-10-23T21:37:42+00:00

Teacher is disappoint

taztic · 2012-10-23T23:29:37+00:00

"The greeks invented anal lube. That is my conclusion."

cdude38 · 2012-10-23T23:40:41+00:00

How did he even get a D?

silasioalejandro · 2012-10-24T00:13:43+00:00

The fact that this paper got a D is the biggest indicator of the trend of grade inflation I have ever seen

FlavorousShawty · 2012-10-24T00:14:37+00:00

AAAHHH YES THE FREEMAN'S ASSIGNMENT

celestialwolf · 2012-10-24T02:12:22+00:00

Reminds me of http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html

deef6 · 2012-10-24T06:08:28+00:00

i read the whole fucking thing, havent laughed that hard in a while. 8

Linnius · 2012-10-23T22:45:46+00:00

Fake due to the fact that they earned a 61%......

blueboybob · 2012-10-23T22:01:46+00:00

this may be the oldest thing ive seen on reddit so far

beatles_pooh · 2012-10-23T22:59:01+00:00

This is by far the best thing I have ever seen on reddit. Hands down.

MilesFarto · 2012-10-23T19:32:14+00:00

Could you imagine being the teacher who graded this?

fr33th1nk3r · 2012-10-23T22:52:53+00:00

Can't say I felt differently after reading it.

nathanfury · 2012-10-23T23:56:30+00:00

what amazing skills

hockeygoalie5 · 2012-10-24T00:02:34+00:00

Wait, did the teacher write, "Mr. Freeman - see me after class."? Is HL3 going to be a fucked up story about anal lube?

majickid16 · 2012-10-24T00:40:23+00:00

laughed so hard at this. this is awesome

Fred_Fredburger_ · 2012-10-24T00:58:24+00:00

how in the actual fuck did he earn a 61%. I just realized I wasted so much entertaining potential to write papers with a 50%+ guarantee

blobbob54 · 2012-10-24T01:48:33+00:00

oh my god im crying

FlatlanderMachine · 2012-10-24T01:49:23+00:00

I feel like it's fake.

xsquivelx · 2012-10-24T02:01:37+00:00

Hahahahahaha goddamn I wish more essays were written like this! I couldnt stop laughing!

thesummerwind · 2012-10-24T02:14:05+00:00

HE GOT A GODDAMN D HAHAHAHAHa oh god thisis my new favorite shit

EINSTIEN420 · 2012-10-24T02:16:32+00:00

still a better love story that twilight.

victoriaoria · 2012-10-24T02:28:53+00:00

Wow 61%? I was sure he would have failed, on the other hand that was essay gold.

Bob_Fossil_ · 2012-10-24T02:45:41+00:00

I don't care of this is fake or not, but damn, this is the funniest thing I think I've ever read

CityScapeSkin · 2012-10-24T02:47:46+00:00

I really cannot believe how many people haven't seen this before. I probably saw this 10+ years ago. It's totally fake and older than the internet.

white618 · 2012-10-24T02:53:34+00:00

This picture was already on the internet before the internet was even invented

Snorglefractions · 2012-10-24T02:59:10+00:00

The teacher wrote "the page is to big" -_-

TheFreshestSpam · 2012-10-24T03:05:47+00:00

The teacher was quite generous with their grading....

ConnorMH · 2012-10-24T03:14:45+00:00

This may be older than my grandma, but holy fuck it's funny.

fuckingdelightful · 2012-10-24T03:55:28+00:00

I find it odd that his teacher even gave him a 61%? What the fuck?

bestredhead · 2012-10-24T03:57:19+00:00

He got a D.. a D guys. That means that even though he most certainly didn't follow ANY aspect of the prompt, except the minimum page requirement, his grammar and spelling was sufficient enough to get him a semi passing grade... My only question is: If he would have done nananananananananananananana for 4 pages and OEDIPUS at the end of the 5th would he have received a higher grade?

dragonkight · 2012-10-24T03:58:05+00:00

Legit paper

VashXP · 2012-10-24T04:00:04+00:00

At least he could spell.

brotoes · 2012-10-24T04:01:42+00:00

The teacher's grammar/puncuation was wrong in multiple places, "Page is to(sic) big", "Where is the text!" (where is the question mark?). They also handwrite certain characters wrong, and it is quite obviously woodenly written; it lacks the flow I'd expect from someone in a teaching position, and should have been writing for years.

I don't want to make accusations, but fake :\

TunicaExterna · 2012-10-24T04:05:16+00:00

fakefakefake

TheRealHarrison · 2012-10-24T04:10:41+00:00

This can't be real, im crying in laughter right now.

bigh7609 · 2012-10-24T04:30:34+00:00

The blank page 3..."too" is spelt wrong...by the teacher....This, coupled with the horrible handwriting, gotta be a fake

kenn4000 · 2012-10-24T04:31:38+00:00

this is my conclusion.

CautionaryTale · 2012-10-24T04:50:38+00:00

The handwriting appears to be a 13 year old boy trying to write like an adult woman. Look at the "y" in "your" on the last page if you're not convinced.

draizetrain · 2012-10-24T04:53:03+00:00

How did the teacher miss that he misspelled "throughout"?

Devon64327 · 2012-10-24T04:55:40+00:00

He got a 61% for that?! I handed in 1 1/2 pages of a 3 page essay, that the professor said was written beautifully. I got a 60%

CassandraMonster · 2012-10-24T04:57:30+00:00

I like how they still get a D . .

yaybiology · 2012-10-24T04:57:43+00:00

As a teacher, I'd just like to point out that many parents would REAM ME OUT SO HARD if I were to tell them their student typed up a 5 page paper and got a total zero. Also, I am legally not allowed to flunk some SPED students due to their disability they get extra grading leeway and so forth. Just a thought.

luke11992 · 2012-10-24T04:58:24+00:00

clearly the person that made this wrote all that stuff on there themselves, it looks like the handwriting of a 4 year old

ShiftyMMS · 2012-10-24T05:03:25+00:00

Link to the video interview of the guy who wrote it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxTzof_Pk Cheers guys. Turns out it wasn't a teacher who marked it.

galile0 · 2012-10-24T05:08:38+00:00

Well I mean... she kept grading it after the first, fucking, page.

ladivenere · 2012-10-24T05:41:07+00:00

"This is a folk tale not a god damn Oxy Clean commercial"

Favorite. Line.

xx8899 · 2012-10-24T05:44:09+00:00

One time in my College comp class, which was essentially just research paper training, we needed to write an argumentative essay that included lots of academic sources on a topic we were passionate about. Some people wrote about how disgusting pro-anorexia sites are (sites in favor of anorexia), others wrote about possible solutions to the conflict in israel and a few other things here and there. Generally pretty standard topics, and they were all presented well, because they were actually arguing something.

But there was one kid who dressed very urban and always had headphones around his neck and stuff. His paper was on the Flobots, the band. Didn't really argue anything, didn't really present anything interesting, he just wanted to write about the flobots. He failed every assignment, and we always had an exchange your paper moment with our classmates and he would just say "dude i don't know why I'm failing this class" and I tried to explain to him that just writing about the flobots won't do you any good, you need to present an argument ABOUT the flobots, or music, or something. But he didn't get it, and he failed the class.

As far as I know, that kid still loves the flobots. Good for him.

chrometoucan · 2012-10-24T06:15:59+00:00

older than the internet

Raoul_Duke_ESQ · 2012-10-24T06:16:42+00:00

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT

-1

TheRedAgent · 2012-10-24T06:29:08+00:00

Everyone seems to be bothered by the to/too debacle. Does it bother no one else that on the first page, sixth sentence, no one caught though/through? It's blasphemy

Th3Upsid3 · 2012-10-24T06:38:00+00:00

hilarious. similar to this shitty lord of the flies essay, which has also been on the internet for years now. and by shitty, i mean funny

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=131584520190576&set=a.159155030766858.41653.131583580190670&type=1&theater

nicholasferber · 2012-10-24T06:39:52+00:00

This is page 3

DharmaGuns · 2012-10-24T06:59:21+00:00

I have not laughed that hard in awhile. I wish this was a series.

7FoldSamurai · 2012-10-24T07:04:16+00:00

61%, thats a win in my book.

Seanizo · 2012-10-23T21:39:53+00:00

*too, Mr. President

sdfjgt · 2012-10-24T00:40:19+00:00

My only regret is that I have but one upvote

alwayswearingsocks · 2012-10-23T21:53:01+00:00

I'm sorry, but I call bollocks! I can only assume that this is an English/Literature class, based on the fact that the subject is Oedipus. I call bullshit, because what teacher, of English/Literature, doesn't use the proper form of "too," especially one at the level of teaching Oedipus.

thorrising · 2012-10-23T22:34:39+00:00

Probably a high school in the ghetto, this paper might be average for what the teacher receives.

tafsonworks · 2012-10-23T23:42:58+00:00

And this is why a C should not be considered passing anymore. Imagine if this kid just filled in normal BS without the awesome references.

alexsaurrr · 2012-10-23T22:48:43+00:00

That is not teacher handwriting.

Akraiken · 2012-10-23T23:40:43+00:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

AlexWagner · 2012-10-24T02:53:43+00:00

FAKEY MCFAKEFAKEFAKE!

An English teacher would a) likely have better handwriting than a 14 year old boy, and b) would know the distinction between "to" and "too"

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