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[–]turbofeedus 681 points682 points ago

I put the mouths back... major stink-eye from Mrs. Romney

http://i.imgur.com/fyEXX.jpg

[–]swiftb3 70 points71 points ago

hahaha, that's more hilarious than terrifying. I wonder how that would change other face swaps?

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 54 points55 points ago

Nice! I thought about doing a partial too. It came out great, good work!

EDIT: Romney looks like Will Forte in yours. :D

[–]howerrd 16 points17 points ago

I feel like some future civilization will find a computer deep inside some ruins of one of our cities. Once they salvage the data, they will be incredibly confused. Photoshop has probably ruined our chances of being accurately depicted in history.

[–]turbofeedus 16 points17 points ago

I thought he looked like Robin Williams lol.

[–]enlashok 191 points192 points ago

I decided that we need a GIF of the two together.

[–]wjw75 128 points129 points ago

And now we have sound.

[–]g0_west 22 points23 points ago

What is YouTube's obsession with 10 hour videos?

[–]Storemanager 40 points41 points ago

The question is why are you not obsessed with 10 hour videos.

[–]sleepy_wall 7 points8 points ago

Swap the hair on this one or maybe some kind of 50/50 hair swap... I mean the possibilities are endless

we must go deeper

[–]RayPro 5 points6 points ago

What the actual fuck... I can't stop laughing

[–]weefaerie 2 points3 points ago

she probably hasn't been able to squint her eyes like that in 30+ years. the wonders of botox.

[–]Zarron6 615 points616 points ago

I can never tell what the real would look like, so here is the real picture. http://imgur.com/r/POLITIC/cyqRP

[–]okeefm 971 points972 points ago

Dear God, that's the real picture?

[–]danE3030 364 points365 points ago

Is that really the real picture? It looks like each of their faces have been slightly magnified and then put back on their heads, but I could just be so unnerved after looking at OP's pic that I don't know what's up or down, white or black, right or wrong, who the fuck am I where am I oh god I'm still at work

[–]stash0606 338 points339 points ago

[–]ElectricG 51 points52 points ago

That's actually quite funny.

[–]Trevid 136 points137 points ago

[–]jfudge 49 points50 points ago

Mott Romney.

[–]MrsNickCage 23 points24 points ago

Mott Rimney

[–]CosmicEngender 11 points12 points ago

Mott Romnoy

[–]nadieefish 7 points8 points ago

Mert Rermner

[–]theo1998 3 points4 points ago

Rimm Motney

[–]WTFppl 2 points3 points ago

[–]reyortsedtnuc 15 points16 points ago

MATT DAMON

[–]stash0606 7 points8 points ago

Tiny face Mitt creeps me the fuck out.

[–]portablebiscuit 54 points55 points ago

[–]portablebiscuit 108 points109 points ago

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 12 points13 points ago

This isn't even my final form.

[–]UnknownSense 8 points9 points ago

I am laughing so hard right now.

[–]pauli_rearea 6 points7 points ago

blue waffle

[–]onewheeled 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Jay Leno now.

[–]mp3thief 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me, or does it look like he has a tiny hand? I mean, really tiny. Almost like the strong hand from scary movie 2

[–]NFLdoWORK 8 points9 points ago

this is exactly how i feel lol

[–]PerilPhoSho 79 points80 points ago

Seriously man, it looks like Romney's wife has already had a face swap in the original pic.

[–]Schmogel 71 points72 points ago

Well she probably had some kind of face swap... She's 63 years old and rich!

[–]ONXwat 107 points108 points ago

That's uh... still pretty terrifying.

[–]holyshitpickle 176 points177 points ago

[–]courtneybitch 28 points29 points ago

Mott Romney.

[–]alexmetal 9 points10 points ago

Damnit! Every fucking time! And I'm always somewhere public. Tonight, the train:

Tsssstssstsss Tsss Tsss

Snort

Come on, brain, keep it together. We're on the train and you've seen it a million times.

Snort

"Hehehehe.."

His face is so tiny!

Snort

"Mott! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[–]Nonbeing 4 points5 points ago

This reminds me of Humpty Dumpty from that freaky-ass live action Mother Goose's Rock-n-Rhyme movie. God, being a child in the 80s and early 90s was a bizarre and occasionally terrifying experience.

[–]Marchie 3 points4 points ago

Little face Mitt is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[–]mooseymoose 91 points92 points ago

That's almost even scarier.

[–]m3nace 51 points52 points ago

"We come in peace earthlings! We're just here because we dig your swell planet, it's such a bananas place! We did not arrive to perform any kind of experiments on you or abuse you, that is a fact, we only arrived because we love earth so much, man. INITIATE GESTURE-- SPECIES: HUMAN. NAME: THUMBTHRUST. DIRECTION: SUN"

[–]Reesch 46 points47 points ago

Is she holding in a fart?

[–]CANCER_PUNCH 209 points210 points ago

[–]Mazo 33 points34 points ago

[–]kyouteki 21 points22 points ago

I'm having a hard time telling my brain that THIS one isn't Photoshopped.

[–]Zarile 4 points5 points ago

I'd argue that that is just as scary as the real one...wait, the fake one...wait, which is it again?

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 9 points10 points ago

Jesus christ, I was wondering if they shopped some retarded expression on their face but they actually look like that... I th ink it's the most terrifying part

[–]NefariousPancake 4 points5 points ago

Now I'm wondering which is the real picture...

[–]Fookimoose 660 points661 points ago

That is terrifying.

[–]YouGotCaged 1141 points1142 points ago

[–]MuthMuth 104 points105 points ago

I want to RES tag you, but I also love being taken by surprise by the Cage...

[–]turole 81 points82 points ago

Everyone likes being taken by surprise by the Cage every once and awhile ;).

[–]narkos 24 points25 points ago

;)

[–]Hotseflots 15 points16 points ago

Who doesn't love being taken by the Cage?

[–]Zovistograt 23 points24 points ago

ahem, you mean Stolen.

[–]dekigo 6 points7 points ago

Holy dicks. It's a real movie. I refused to believe it, but there it is.

[–]danE3030 201 points202 points ago

/r/onetruegod delivers yet again!

[–]72APTU72E 80 points81 points ago

He's our centurion. Spreading the word of The Cage.

[–]freeaccount 50 points51 points ago

CAGE! CAGE! CAGE!

[–]Draders 31 points32 points ago

As a cage expert, I can confirm this cage contains zero nickel.

[–]Blizik 26 points27 points ago

So... it's a Nickle-less Cage?

[–]Fortehlulz33 10 points11 points ago

So it's a Nickle-less Ca...Oh. Slow Clap.

[–]zebtacular 24 points25 points ago

sigh... Upvote, upvote, upvote...

[–]gobrowns88 3 points4 points ago

What, are you implying that Reddit is very one-sided when it comes to posting political crap? Yeah right.

[–]bootnish 0 points1 point ago

I read it as a man who is pretty much bored with the stupid stuff we look at every day, and the things that Reddit thinks are funny. But rather than changing his ways, he continues browsing. He is shallowly immersed in it. But he is not willing to give the little Alien up. He grabs his mouse, he clicks "up", and the vicious cycle rages on.

[–]decentPhotoshopGuy 10 points11 points ago

I knew what was coming - have you tagged in bright red with the text "CAGE ALERT". You are doing gods work, son.

[–]Fonzie8819 141 points142 points ago

What? Jay Leona is just wearing some lipstick. No big deal.

EDIT: Jay Leona? Fuck it, well do it live!

[–]Costner_Facts 30 points31 points ago

She collects vintage cars and tiny, tiny mascaras!

[–]only_says_fuck_yeah 64 points65 points ago

[–]starwarsnerdguy 93 points94 points ago

Is that her normal face? Because that's really scary still.

[–]I_FUCK_SHARKS_ 51 points52 points ago

That gave me a raging clue.

[–]UhOhPoopedIt 16 points17 points ago

[–]technoSurrealist 14 points15 points ago

Holy shit. The similarity... it's uncanny.

[–]Kon-chezz 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking Jay Leno, but I can see Jay Leona too...

[–]Great_Zarquon 5 points6 points ago

That, and Bill Nye grew his hair out. I don't understand what there is to fear...

[–]wadonka 1 point2 points ago

John Kerry's got this election on lock-down.

[–]Lunchable_ 56 points57 points ago

[–]give_me_a_user_name 33 points34 points ago

Yeah, who uses tinypic?

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 40 points41 points ago

I do, in a pinch. Your username should be SendMeOatmealPackets.

[–]P1Eater 3 points4 points ago

That's not a tiny pic to begin with!

[–]kiriyama_27 5 points6 points ago

I want to see the thing on the right in the next Guillermo del Toro movie

[–]aninnocentcat 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, his eyeshadow doesn't even match the tie...

[–]Etch_A_Sketcher 600 points601 points ago

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 65 points66 points ago

I feel so honored!

[–]yesiamthankyou2 3 points4 points ago

Such detail!

[–]virtualghost 6 points7 points ago

I can predict your upvotes

[–]denialtwister31 154 points155 points ago

TIL Mitt Romney has the most face surface area on the planet.

[–]slyphox 130 points131 points ago

It's part of his five point plan. He's going to balance the budget on his massive forehead.

[–]ArchangelleTheRapist 41 points42 points ago

on his massive eighthead

FTFY

[–]0mnificent 12 points13 points ago

I laughed at this five-ever.

[–]Metasheep 24 points25 points ago

[–]saranesbitch 4 points5 points ago

I just died of laughter.

[–]KennyMcCormick 8 points9 points ago

He looks like a DBZ villain.

[–]WITHYOURASSHOLE 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a character from Lazy Town

[–]miwine 236 points237 points ago

Okay, now do this photo.

[–]CauseItsTrue 474 points475 points ago

[–]MrNewking 35 points36 points ago

I love his bleak facial expression.

[–]Shup 110 points111 points ago

Mitt giving a preview of his first day of Presidency.

[–]nachoman456 47 points48 points ago

"see, this is pbs, and this is me"

*humping motions

[–]HammaTimeSlave 12 points13 points ago

Holy fuck, my sides hurt now

[–]P8ntBal1551 7 points8 points ago

fuck you, i'm at work and networking isnt funny, stop making me laugh

[–]n1rvous 4 points5 points ago

Oh man. That blank stare.

[–]The-shindigs 6 points7 points ago

You are an artist.

[–]ghostbackwards 2 points3 points ago

All I see now is Fabio.

[–]engals 17 points18 points ago

Actually that is perfect as it is.

[–]TheBloom 23 points24 points ago

I couldn't figure this out. Does he have a bad back?

[–]squeakyL 301 points302 points ago

She's restraining him from eating the middle class

[–]vuxa 141 points142 points ago

MITT HUNGRY

[–]crshirley58 44 points45 points ago

MITT WANT EAT

[–]RogueEyebrow 28 points29 points ago

BRING ME BINDER #3

[–]Blainyrd 6 points7 points ago

I....I can't breathe....

[–]alphabetseeds 10 points11 points ago

I seriously almost did a spit-take.

[–]happypolychaetes 21 points22 points ago

"No, sweetie, you can't eat the poor kid."

[–]theflyinderp 8 points9 points ago

... In public.

[–]stuckinmo 12 points13 points ago

/r/pegging

edit: NSFW if anyone didn't know what that is

[–]idma 18 points19 points ago

oh god HIT THE BACK BUTTON HIT THE BACK BUTTON HIT THE BACK BUTTON!

[–]adekusu 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/FpgQk.jpg

They look so similar it's weird.

[–]ajsadler 163 points164 points ago

What's disturbing is that it isn't even subtle, yet if you look at it for a minute or so then you start to lose your mind.

[–]ekilic911 82 points83 points ago

Have you ever tried to look at a vagina for an hour ?

[–]joshsg 123 points124 points ago

I heard if you stare at one long enough, you will eventually see a little man in a boat

[–]Weazillaz 35 points36 points ago

It's a schooner!

[–]mendozah92 25 points26 points ago

This is true...

If you don't turn to stone beforehand, that is. My friend said his friend saw a vagina this one time and the guy was never seen again. Thus why I'll just stick with Reddit, thank you very much.

[–]danE3030 2 points3 points ago

The original pic is just as terrifying (thanks to Zarron6 for the link).

[–]baloogawooga 252 points253 points ago

[–]dubmilam 53 points54 points ago

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 161 points162 points ago

Christ. That's the shit nightmares are made of.

[–]niperwiper 22 points23 points ago

Oh come on, that's rather intolerant. Many people look up to the image of Christ.

[–]big_red737 23 points24 points ago

The one on the left kind of looks like Amy Poehler

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 33 points34 points ago

You take that back. Leslie is a goddess.

[–]redpandaeater 7 points8 points ago

Pretty sure that thing on the left is just a younger Cryptkeeper.

[–]decontractex 71 points72 points ago

[–]CrimsonMango 50 points51 points ago

Haha holy shit its Fabio

[–]Pink_Cactus 14 points15 points ago

[–]yarrpiracy[S] 3 points4 points ago

Nice!

[–]Mr_Nice_Guy08 32 points33 points ago

"We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her." -Mitt Romney

[–]Perfect_Gif 174 points175 points ago

[–]IranianGenius 29 points30 points ago

[–]shelldog 66 points67 points ago

[–]TheAlmostMadHatter 17 points18 points ago

What's the context of that?

[–]Zosoer 16 points17 points ago

Yes.

[–]caw6795 7 points8 points ago

I think it's from this tv show called Judge Judy.

[–]TheAlmostMadHatter 9 points10 points ago

I know that, but what is she scared of looking at?

[–]catsthemusical 43 points44 points ago

[–]theo1998 11 points12 points ago

This pic is full of what

[–]bowlnoodlez 13 points14 points ago

[–]red321red321 39 points40 points ago

Pauly Shore and Jay Leno?

[–]mistermarsbars 2 points3 points ago

How the hell does that remind you of Pauly Shore? It looks like Robert Blake in a wig to me.

[–]fattyre 29 points30 points ago

This pic didn't need photoshop to be ridiculous. The first time I saw it I thought it was a still from SNL.

[–]Yourbummed 17 points18 points ago

Chris Kattan and Gary Busey

[–]WasteOfFrog 24 points25 points ago

Officially the most terrifying face swap I have seen....Great job.

[–]chrismikehunt 75 points76 points ago

Quick, top of the front page within 1 hour...only 168 comments...now I my time to shine...uhhh...uhhh..... Tittysprinkles.

Fuck

[–]Erra0 9 points10 points ago

Happy cakeday anyway!

[–]chrismikehunt 10 points11 points ago

Is it my cakeday?! I thought I missed it!

[–]tonytown 20 points21 points ago

she looks like Rumplestiltskin from OUAT.

[–]Highfive_Machine 15 points16 points ago

Hahaha so true. And he looks like Robbie Rotten. Actually... He sorta always looks like Robbie Rotten.

[–]dlsspy 3 points4 points ago

That's pretty much all I saw.

[–]Merlaak 4 points5 points ago

First thing I thought of. The collective consciousness is an amazing thing.

[–]Perfect_Gif 26 points27 points ago

[–]mtz20 18 points19 points ago

this is what i think of your faceswap

[–]rebelreligion 1 point2 points ago

JEEZ...there should be a warning label before opening this...wow, that is awful to look at.

[–]MontanaTrev 1 point2 points ago

Just realized how big Mitt's Head is.

[–]jollyholliday 12 points13 points ago

I don't think I ever realized how absurdly large his head was until now. Damn.

[–]RogueEyebrow 50 points51 points ago

[–]ittakesacrane 15 points16 points ago

"Yes. It's okay. I'll smash those midgets on the ground." - Mitt Romney

[–]jchoose 8 points9 points ago

Did anyone else just realize how big Romney's head is?

[–]hillbull 8 points9 points ago

The one on the left could pass for this guy

[–]Akussa 8 points9 points ago

Robert Carlyle, even as Rumplestiltskin above, is way too hot to be as ugly as Anne Romney with Mitt Romney's face.

[–]AtheosVeritas 10 points11 points ago

Jay Leno and Chris Kattan?

[–]john_rage 2 points3 points ago

How nice of Geddy Lee and Jay Leno to make an appearance.

[–]eyereport 3 points4 points ago

Of salesmen!

[–]Nukidin 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, that looks more realistic than the real picture.

[–]bommod 0 points1 point ago

WHY. I HATE YOU.

[–]lallish -1 points0 points ago

What a gorgeous couple.

[–]LurkyMe 0 points1 point ago

My name is Recoome, it rhymes with doom, and you'll hurting all too soon.

[–]ColdBlankStare 0 points1 point ago

I was drinking some coffee while the picture was slowly loading (thanks to the shitty library wifi at my campus)... by the time I looked back up on the screen, coffee ended up in my lungs...

You gave me the lulz.

[–]oohbabay 0 points1 point ago

Is I just me or does that look a lot like jay Leno?

[–]littleTornado 2 points3 points ago

Actually this face swap is very helpful in explaining why one of his five sons looks the way he does.

[–]BigRamenninja 1 point2 points ago

The hideousness of that picture, will haunt my dreams forever.

[–]Insanitys_shadow 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/lsTz1 Cool story bro

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

how come no one ever does an obama face swap?

[–]Vinny_Price 2 points3 points ago

This is the best face-swap I've ever seen.

[–]Baz744 2 points3 points ago

Terrific. I'm going to have nightmares about this for weeks.

Anyone ever see "Monty Python's Meaning of Life?" Remember that "middle of the film" part with the guy with freaky long arms, the giant transsexual woman, and the guy with the elephant head talking about some damn fish?

Well, when I was little, that shit gave me nightmares too. Watch this thing and tell me it was not designed to give little kids nightmares:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

[–]KickItNext 7 points8 points ago

Romney's face is SO LONG.

[–]deathcat 6 points7 points ago

Is his head really that long?

[–]Particle_One 0 points1 point ago

Is the poster going to swap faces or not? This is what they both looks like regularly...

[–]SheldonKoopa 4 points5 points ago

This made me realize how long his chin is.

[–]Amjara 3 points4 points ago

This is one of the best I have seen, scary and hilarious ;)

[–]TheThingInTheBassAmp 3 points4 points ago

That's fucking gross. Upvote.

[–]mpic 1 point2 points ago

My god, is his head really that long