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[–]speedtouch 122 points123 points ago

Wow, for some reason I thought this was That '70s Show, and that the first guy was Eric talking to Donna, and the last guy was Fez.

Then I looked at their faces and didn't recognize them and had a wtf moment.

[–]mochara 20 points21 points ago

I thought the same thing! Glad to know I'm not alone.

[–]MadHatter69 7 points8 points ago

Me too. The blonde didn't make sense (maybe Donna at some point), but the first guy totally looked like Kelso for a second there. Also, fat Fes.

Apparently, it's some show called Drake & Josh. I never heard of it. Am I missing too much? Compared to That '70s show.

[–]Wasplol 9 points10 points ago

Yes, I'm from a younger generation and I can say that Drake & Josh is a classic now. It was very popular and still is, but they don't make new episodes about it. I don't know how much time it has been off in Tv but you can tell by seeing Megan (Miranda Cosgrove) when she was in the show and how she is in a new show called "iCarly".

[–]korkyshadow 2 points3 points ago

Don't look up icarly(terrible). However, drake and josh is definitely watchable especially if you like that 70's show.

[–]chewyice 3 points4 points ago

Do they get high around a table in the basement?

[–]AggressivePoliteGuy 3 points4 points ago

It's on Nickelodeon.

So maybe.

[–]akakaze 1 point2 points ago

If you liked Kenan and Kel or the original cast of All That, I feel Drake and Josh had a similar comedic style. Not exactly the same, and the madcap was definitely scaled back from eleven after All That, but similar.

[–]SeaLegs 0 points1 point ago

Same... Camera angle, colors, and filters I'm guessing. Definitely the colors, though.

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 2 points3 points ago

Even having watched Drake and Josh as a teenager, I didn't look closely and thought it was That '70s Show. So weird. I guess it's the couch format combined with their age in this apparently later season.

[–]Dominus-Temporis 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even notice until I read your comment.

[–]heyivebeenthere 69 points70 points ago

They get stuck in the clouds.

[–]cwdearmon[S] 42 points43 points ago

I hate it when that happens

[–]heyivebeenthere 4 points5 points ago

Luckily, I've developed a technique that involves a rubber duck, a chainsaw, and a plastic spoon that is fool proof (unless that fool had eaten spaghetti for lunch).

[–]cwdearmon[S] 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if Link has ever tried your technique?

[–]jasong420 2 points3 points ago

Every. Damn. Time.

[–]snake2110 4 points5 points ago

1 in 5 times.

[–]combasemsthefox 3 points4 points ago

[–]Keirhan 2 points3 points ago

[–]heyivebeenthere 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, but it looks like he didn't go through any clouds. None I could see anyway. You sound nice but point may be a bit invalid.

[–]Legendtamer47 0 points1 point ago

Land on a hot air balloon or zeppelin

[–]Rabidpotatoes -2 points-1 points ago

No, they spontaneously combust, and the smoke from the fire creates the clouds.

[–]heyivebeenthere 1 point2 points ago

Nope, they get stuck in the clouds. Smoke from fire doesn't make clouds, it makes smoke. Angels' farts make clouds; everybody knows that.

[–]Rabidpotatoes 0 points1 point ago

No, look I have an equation to prove it. Math+ science + air+ speed* magic = fire.

[–]Zondraxor 18 points19 points ago

As Douglas Adams scientifically explained, if you get distracted at the last second while falling, you can miss the ground, or fly. If you pay too much attention to your flight, you will fall because you know flight is impossible.

[–]kasirate 5 points6 points ago

Also, don't forget to bring a towel

[–]theonebarwonder 64 points65 points ago

It's sad to think this show was replaced by iCarly.

[–]emannuelrojas 39 points40 points ago

In 3-5 years there will be another person saying the same thing about iCarly and another show.

[–]JamesAQuintero 8 points9 points ago

The only difference is Drake and Josh isn't a shitty show.

[–]IndieCurtis 3 points4 points ago

iCarly isn't terrible; Spencer and Gibby have some great moments. Personally I think they should have their own show. Yea. That would be awesome.

[–]Skittle69 5 points6 points ago

Yeah iCarly isn't really my cup of tea, mostly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

[–]sady_smash -1 points0 points ago

Aziz!?

[–]thescrapplekid 1 point2 points ago

What show is this?

[–]icty 16 points17 points ago

Drake and Josh

[–]thescrapplekid 2 points3 points ago

...I've never heard of it

[–]icty 4 points5 points ago

This is the Wikipedia for the show.

[–]areddeath 4 points5 points ago

No, this is the wikipedia for the show

[–]xxXKILLER261 131 points132 points ago

I miss this show

[–]studmuffffffin 33 points34 points ago

Spherical!

[–]tgibson28 1 point2 points ago

It tracks latitude and longitude!!

[–]vikesfanben28 44 points45 points ago

Nickelodeon just started showing it again on weeknights.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -1 points0 points ago

HALLELUJAH!

[–]KarlyPilkoids 20 points21 points ago

This is not a finished joke.

[–]Millertyme2069 22 points23 points ago

Go on...

[–]Flora628 8 points9 points ago

what is josh holding

[–]Mock_the_Mockingbird 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was a video game controller of some sort, but then I looked again after your comment. Rib?

[–]Kinoh911 14 points15 points ago

A rib

[–]redcobalt_qxrf 6 points7 points ago

Don't you have a rib to gnaw on?

[–]Floppaloppacus 3 points4 points ago

*nibble

[–]Sventertainer 7 points8 points ago

They went looking for the soda.

[–]FlawlessAlles 3 points4 points ago

[–]DeaconSage 11 points12 points ago

[–]g0tistt0t 9 points10 points ago

young people...

[–]SuccessfulRepoST 37 points38 points ago

Jesus Christ, I knew the day would come when a show I considered to be for children made it to this site.

[–]coreleven123 30 points31 points ago

ahmm... apparently there is several somewhat popular subreddits that are centered around kid shows such as /r/adventuretime /r/pokemon sorta /r/spongebob and /r/TheLastAirbender

[–]Goshey 28 points29 points ago

you forgot the big one. /r/mylittlepony too. Or would that be an exception because of the huge adult following?

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[–]coreleven123 -3 points-2 points ago

no, you're right. You just can't leave out the ponies!

[–]Consequence6 8 points9 points ago

That's because even as an adult, I like pokemon and adventure time, The Last Airbender is one of the greatest shows I've watched to date, and Spongebob is the only show that can make me laugh consistently.

[–]coreleven123 -4 points-3 points ago

You are a very brosome dude, I respect that. Also, Pokemon and Adventure Time are my two favorite pastimes.

[–]synthion 2 points3 points ago

Hey. Don't hate on The Last Airbender. Have you seen that shit? Political Power, Suicide, Murder, Spirituality, it's hardly a kid's show.

[–]thatdovahkiinyouknow 1 point2 points ago

And majoras mask and earthbound are clearly kid games. It's all about how they market it. I personally thought it was more than a kids show but because I the themes mixed with the whole benders idea made it awesome.

[–]VerneAsimov 1 point2 points ago

Half of that list has adult content in it. Adventure Time and The Last Airbender are borderline, on-the-fence for children. One has adult humor and the other has... I don't know, it just doesn't seem like a show completely for children.

[–]Endomandioviza 3 points4 points ago

Most of everyone makes it to the ground! Sometimes even in the original number of pieces!

[–]Narhen 3 points4 points ago

Drake and Josh was amazing.

[–]SirBordeaux 3 points4 points ago

Lol, silly JonTron.

[–]demon646 2 points3 points ago

I don't get this.. what am I missing?

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

A dumb blonde not realizing that they must, logically, make it to the ground in most conditions (i.e. whenever they don't make it to the water instead).

[–]boredomisbliss 2 points3 points ago

SQUAT

[–]banemall 6 points7 points ago

Squat

Pray

Leap

Ahhhhhhh

Touchdown

Drake: "That spells splat."

Instructor: "Oh, would you look at that, huh, should probably fix that."

[–]banemall 0 points1 point ago

That was not in song form. I am very disappointed now.

[–]ReleventSong 1 point2 points ago

It's my first day on the job, boss. Cut me some slack

[–]banemall 1 point2 points ago

I gave you your first upvote, remember me when you're famous kid.

[–]mhobe 1 point2 points ago

They descend into another dream.

[–]kasirate 0 points1 point ago

Low Earth Orbit?

[–]Dr_Thomas_Roll 0 points1 point ago

They go to the place where you bury the survivors.

[–]El_Guapo261 0 points1 point ago

As if! I just watched this episode 10 minutes ago!

[–]skilas 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else thought this was That 70's Show?

[–]feor1300 1 point2 points ago

TO be fair, if you jumped UP as you left the helicopter, there's a good chance only parts of you would get to the ground.

[–]cyondios 0 points1 point ago

I miss this show

[–]WimzicalStranger -1 points0 points ago

Squat Pray Leap AHHHH Touchdown

That spells splat

[–]loveandbaseketball 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seen the Wackness? Has Josh in it, damn good movie.

[–]Harhan 0 points1 point ago

They get sucked up into the rotor, shredded to bits, and a wild pack of Rabid ducks fly by and eat the pieces as they fall. Thus they never make it to the ground.

[–]DT81 0 points1 point ago

"if I can land on the top of the empire state building and rescue the princess while a giant lobster is shooting missels at me, I'm pretty sure I can land this thing on the freeway!"

[–]Axel3600 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Everyone really misses the good ol' days.

[–]yunododat 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed to admit this, but this is a 9gag repost. I know this because I needed my fix during the outage the other day.

please forgive me.

[–]simjanes2k 0 points1 point ago

Wait... what?

Why is this being upvoted? It's a bad joke from a TV show. It's not relevant to Reddit interests or even really funny. What the hell?

[–]innnovation -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't this on the front page yesterday ?

[–]coffeeknight -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously? This was on 9gag yesterday, during the Reddit outage of Autumn 2012. Never forget, never post 9gag.

[–]Fireproofmilk 1 point2 points ago

What were you doing on 9gag yesterday?

[–]coffeeknight -1 points0 points ago

I spent 5 minutes during the dark day. Immediately regretted it, and decided to actually be productive during work.

[–]AudioIssues 1 point2 points ago

So when Reddit was down, I was like "Hey, I should go to 9GAG to see how much shit they repost from Reddit." I saw this there. ಠ_ಠ

[–]thatdovahkiinyouknow 0 points1 point ago

to be fair people repost things on reddit that are from reddit and say it's theirs already. Doesn't surprise me that 9GAG does it.

[–]AllYourTacos -2 points-1 points ago

So this day has come. The day we think pre-teen comedy is funny. But don't you dare say The Big Bang Theory, that's just plain stupid.

[–]nalisemin 4 points5 points ago

But...but I like this show AND Big Bang Theory...

[–]2mustange 0 points1 point ago

Drinking red bull on your way down should give you wings. Proven in animated commercials therefore reality....

[–]bufanog1104 -3 points-2 points ago

I miss this show so hard!

[–]Jurikk -4 points-3 points ago

This was funny when it was on front page yesterday...