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[–]Triforce_Coder 36 points37 points ago

[–]RavagedSouI 2 points3 points ago

Great~. Ended up spending hours laughing than doing anything productive.

[–]lucidenigma 1 point2 points ago

Perry Bible Fellowship is the best web comic by far. There may be a few gems from others, but this cat's consistency is spectacular.

My fav because I couldnt resist.

[–]h4ppydaze 14 points15 points ago

I have a rabbit and man is it cute. Only it hates being held, chews on its cage constantly, and is going to live for ten more hellish years

[–]ScottFree37 46 points47 points ago

Everyone who upvoted this, did so just to mark it to send to their GFs at a later date.

[–]Jpegalomaniac 26 points27 points ago

I just emailed it to my boyfriend. He knows what's up.

[–]ScottFree37 6 points7 points ago

remember (everyone) reciprocate, reciprocate, reciprocate

[–]studmuffffffin -1 points0 points ago

Is this a gay thing or a cunnilingus thing, or does your boyfriend not enjoy oral sex? I am very confused.

[–]az4z3l 6 points7 points ago

Psst, guys can give girls oral sex, as well.

[–]studmuffffffin 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, cunnilingus.

[–]Jpegalomaniac 3 points4 points ago

Yeaaaaaaaah! Cunnilingus!

[–]acaellum 2 points3 points ago

Does it matter?

[–]TheLaw315 6 points7 points ago

Yeah I already sent it to my girlfriend. She said "well now I have to."

[–]ScottFree37 2 points3 points ago

Another success story

[–]TheLaw315 7 points8 points ago

Blowjob bunny works

[–]vyllex 7 points8 points ago

I'm sending it to my straight friend. I just want to see his penis.

[–]ScottFree37 2 points3 points ago

yeah same principle. I missed that angle.

[–]Evilekitty 11 points12 points ago

As a girl I sent it to my BF and promised to never say no again. Poor bunnies.

[–]ScottFree37 11 points12 points ago

With a promise like that, a ring in your near future is not out of the realm of possibility

[–]ross5781 6 points7 points ago

^ Success story, ladies and gentlemen.

[–]horsesemen 2 points3 points ago

I saved it for later because I've already posted to Facebook twice in the 3 hours I've been awake. Tomorrow, mothafuckas.

[–]AskMeAboutMyLobotomy 1 point2 points ago

I saved it for this exact reason

[–]blurbblurb 1 point2 points ago

Then they should also send them this scientific evidence of the benefits of fellatio (scientific paper saying it helps to prevent death during pregnancy due to eclampsia)

[–]11oops 0 points1 point ago

I just sent it to OP, but apparently he doesn't care about bunnies.

[–]Spiritjump 22 points23 points ago

So if I say no to someone sucking my dick because I'm not in the mood, I upset rabbits?

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[–]vaclavhavelsmustache 13 points14 points ago

You should write for Two and a Half Men.

[–]Tofu24 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying men can't be raped/have sex against their will?

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[–]Tofu24 8 points9 points ago

You are incorrect.

[–]Imaginativenamehere -5 points-4 points ago

Not by an *attractive woman

FTFY

[–]Jonny_Watts -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't want a blowjob disrupting my Sunday football.

[–]11oops 0 points1 point ago

Aww, you teenagers are so cute when you don't know what you're talking about.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 17 points18 points ago

You get oral sex from a rabbit?

[–]Jonny_Watts 3 points4 points ago

Don't knock it till you try it

[–]ruderabbit 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]ShtFurBr41nS -1 points0 points ago

No it was a dog, but the wittle wabbit sure enjoyed it.

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]DrKomeil -1 points0 points ago

Not anymore!

[–]miranasaurus 2 points3 points ago

Quite the accomplishment considering they don't have tear ducts

[–]supersnuffy 0 points1 point ago

I think this post is dumb too, but rabbits do have tear ducts. They get blocked and it can be a problem.

[–]miranasaurus 1 point2 points ago

My bad. I just googled it and you're right. I just knew that they can't cry and figured that was the reason why.

[–]princesslex 2 points3 points ago

My initial reaction was to think of my own rabbit, aka vibrator, that experiences heavy abuse due to the fact my bf doesn't like to lick the slit. But hey, we can say it's for women that don't give head if that's what you're in to.

[–]Wilson_ThatsAll -3 points-2 points ago

[–]supersnuffy 0 points1 point ago

Her boyfriend doesn't give her oral sex.

[–]THIS_POST_IS_CANCER 6 points7 points ago

This post is cancer.

[–]redd_foxx 5 points6 points ago

That's what my priest told me when I was an altar boy. Just sayin'.

[–]Raiyanmagician718 2 points3 points ago

What if she has herpes?

[–]bstampl1 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna share this with my altar boys before next Sunday's mass

[–]SimbaKid 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheyCallMeCactus 1 point2 points ago

Rabbits make me cry... Because of allergies.

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

Spread the word!

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point ago

Damnit!! My girlfriend hates rabbits

[–]whatsamazi 0 points1 point ago

I want this made into a poster for my wall

[–]fubadubdub 1 point2 points ago

I too start to cry. We need more good christian oral sex giving girls in this world.

[–]agentidaho 0 points1 point ago

as a person who's nickname is Rabbyt. I approve this messge.

[–]BioZach 0 points1 point ago

Well I can proudly say I have never caused a little rabbit to cry!.................... Because I've never been offered oral sex.

[–]qwyerrwr 0 points1 point ago

Every time you use a light teal font on a taupe background, well, I just have a more difficult time reading it is all, I guess.

[–]Pur3kill3d 0 points1 point ago

I want that in poster size quality....

[–]ussr577 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you. I was drunk and have just sobered. Guess what I just texted my crush. Fuck you.

[–]catrain 0 points1 point ago

Is there as subreddit for this kind of stuff?

[–]Xtravity 0 points1 point ago

Well that's not illegal at all...

[–]ratamac 0 points1 point ago

[–]myzelv 1 point2 points ago

But if you touch yourself a little bunny will DIE!

[–]is45toooldforreddit 2 points3 points ago

If that were true, bunnies would be extinct.

[–]myzelv 0 points1 point ago

Or they're reproducing quick enough to keep up. No, you're right they would all be dead.

[–]ruderabbit 1 point2 points ago

URK!

Thump

[–]myzelv 2 points3 points ago

thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump

[–]chzchbo 1 point2 points ago

My ex-wife was the equivalent of the bunny holocaust, in that case.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

If you tell a woman that, you are coercing her, and you're guilty of rape.

[–]imstartingover -3 points-2 points ago

I want this on a t-shirt.

[–]imstartingover 11 points12 points ago

who am i kidding i wouldn't wear that in public, but it'd be funny

[–]ProfessionalGoat -2 points-1 points ago

I can confirm this is true.

Source: I am a rabbit.

[–]qnnplmr 3 points4 points ago

Source does not check out. The above commenter is a goat.

[–]deformedorange -2 points-1 points ago

No oral? That makes me a sad pand....bunny

[–]Citypanda23 0 points1 point ago

False. Rabbits do not cry.

[–]ShtFurBr41nS -4 points-3 points ago

Wittle Bethy Bunny just got a bwazillian.

[–]Dogon11 -4 points-3 points ago

That's the cutest rabbit I've seen in... well, three hours. I can just go to my basement.

[–]lcg3000 -2 points-1 points ago

repost...

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[–]SmokinDynamite -2 points-1 points ago

Well that's interesting! Tell us more about this friend!