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My 2lb kitten vs my 100lb dog (i.imgur.com)

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[–]PictureTraveller 282 points283 points ago

i'd hug the shit out of that dog

[–]jad7845 152 points153 points ago

That's pretty gross man.

[–]PictureTraveller 62 points63 points ago

thanks buddy

[–]DeathToPennies 34 points35 points ago

I'm not your buddy, pal.

[–]JJTropea 35 points36 points ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

Apparently I am doing this all wrong. So here internet. I fix, just for you.

[–]DeathToPennies 50 points51 points ago

NOBODY DOWNVOTE HIM

Here's what happened. He wanted a relevant image. He didn't have it on his imgur account. Or maybe he doesn't have an imgur account. So he looked on google images for it. He clicked it, not knowing that it was from funnyjunk. Or maybe he did, and didn't care. Anyway, he now has the link to the image copied. The moment he embedded it, it stopped being a link to the image he found, and simply became a link to the funnyjunk front page.

I don't know why this happens. Maybe FJ does it to spam. Maybe it's something weird with the way their images work. I really don't know. I just know that that's the way it is, and I've seen many a harmless redditor be downvoted into oblivion and accused of spamming for FJ's screw-ups.

I'm sorry, friend.

[–]JJTropea 6 points7 points ago

I truly appreciate your protecting my karma, but...it still works for me? But apparently not you? Internets why must you be so complex...

[–]DeathToPennies 6 points7 points ago

Same thing with the first time it happened to me. It worked for a bit. In about a day or so, it stopped. For everyone else, however, it was fucked from the start.

[–]JJTropea 5 points6 points ago

Well my goodness. You are my savior.

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle!

[–]DeathToPennies 6 points7 points ago

You're welcome :)

Here's a funny picture to send you off.

[–]BD_Andy_B 0 points1 point ago

He's not your friend, buddy.

[–]PictureTraveller 20 points21 points ago

I'm not your pal, guy

[–]Doctor_Karma 22 points23 points ago

I'm not your guy, friend

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[–]theimpolitegentleman 25 points26 points ago

Way to fuck that one up...

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[–]steelaz 7 points8 points ago

I was smiling while downvoting you ;)

[–]abood_3 3 points4 points ago

They made a reference, you kind of ruined it.

[–]ConfuciusCubed 140 points141 points ago

The face the dog pulls at the end is the best part.

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 160 points161 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/s7dRh.jpg

[–]The_drowning_poop 80 points81 points ago

Yes that face.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 31 points32 points ago

You sure? I saw we might need to have a look again just to be on the safe side.

[–]DrascaL 44 points45 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/s7dRh.jpg

[–]holybejeebus 53 points54 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]eyecite 20 points21 points ago

I compared the link names and still opened it up.

[–]HappyRage 19 points20 points ago

[RES ignored duplicate image]

For some reason that didn't help me, either.

[–]DodiGharib 1 point2 points ago

For a second there I thought RES was on my phone as well

[–]bassblair11 15 points16 points ago

http://imgur.com/T1JiZ

[–]ericlikesyou 1 point2 points ago

I was clicking those buttons for a good minute

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 6 points7 points ago

Oh yea. That's the face.

[–]bluetoyoutoo 33 points34 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/h3ji6.jpg

[–]ZOMBIEWINEGUM 16 points17 points ago

Now why does this look creepy?

[–]ConfuciusCubed -1 points0 points ago

Doggy trollface.

[–]random123456789 13 points14 points ago

"Do you think he'll believe it?"

[–]Shadax 30 points31 points ago

I AM VANQUISHED LOL

[–]conman08 78 points79 points ago

"Hey, hey, hey, heyhey, hey, Ahhh fuck it. Rub my belly." - Dog

[–]Datastream 50 points51 points ago

He surrenders to the kitty. The kitty is dominant.

[–]Mysteriousdoor 18 points19 points ago

"The kitty is domeeenent" -Ceaser

[–]plastic_apollo 32 points33 points ago

Oh come on, never send out a psychic type against a dark! There's your problem.

[–]risapanda 13 points14 points ago

Can we get the original video for higher quality cuteness?

[–]freelance_writer 6 points7 points ago

I can tell by the pixels that OP used a gifcamera to record it, so I guess no.

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 5 points6 points ago

surprise!

[–]ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -3 points-2 points ago

This is not the ops dog or cat.

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 2 points3 points ago

hmmm

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 2 points3 points ago

it is here

[–]m45t3rg33k 8 points9 points ago

FINISH HIM!

[–]Bentomat 13 points14 points ago

Did you have to tell him to play dead, or was he just fooling around?

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 49 points50 points ago

This was all on his own, he rolls over like that sometimes to entice the cat to play with him

[–]RisKQuay 6 points7 points ago

My goldie does this too (just like every other dog ever). It's hilarious and is literal doggy speak for' "Come on, let's play!"

[–]OccamsHairbrush 4 points5 points ago

It's a good way for them to let the cat know they're just playing and not actually threatening.

[–]Bentomat 2 points3 points ago

Ridiculously cute.

[–]FirstSwordOfBravoos 21 points22 points ago

0.9 kg kitten vs 45 kg dog for those who don't use pounds.

[–]Tofabyk 10 points11 points ago

Shit. I liked the 1 kilo, 50 kilo picture better.

[–]Milkthistle38 38 points39 points ago

I can't believe people care this much about karma to get into arguments about it.

[–]Evi1M4chine 13 points14 points ago

Well, some people stay 13-year-olds for their whole life. some even stay 4-year-olds.

[–]parles 21 points22 points ago

As a 21 year old, I feel confident that you are a 17 year old, and that this gives me some kind of moral authority over you. Though, if you were 22 or older, I would be wrong, and you would be the superior being.

[–]pissoutofmyass 5 points6 points ago

Indeed this is known in mathematics as the Greater Moral Authority Theorem.

[–]Noobulaiter 4 points5 points ago

I've always wondered why age effects superiority. I'm older than most of my friends and they tend to listen to me more. If somebody is older than me, I don't always feel they are superior. This is mostly because the elders in my family would not understand why I would question them on everything. I wouldn't question to be rebellious but more to ask "why were they right?" If there was no justification. The answer was always "because I'm older than you" and I don't see how that would effect a younger persons credibility.

TL;DR: what's age got to do with it?

[–]Ag-E 0 points1 point ago

TIL I'm superior to you.

[–]Disasstah 8 points9 points ago

I'm a 30 year old man in a 4 year olds body said the pedophile.

[–]SmittyAR 2 points3 points ago

ohhhhh i'm going to hell..

[–]TomPong 9 points10 points ago

What kind of dog is that?

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 26 points27 points ago

Labrador Retriever

[–]Ninja_Surgeon 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a Retriever. My family had a Golden Retriever for a long time and when we got a cat she acted very similar with her new friend. It's really funny to watch, you are one lucky guy WeedMongerer.

[–]TomPong -4 points-3 points ago

Thanks for retrieving that answer

[–]HobKing 2 points3 points ago

... yikes

[–]vitey15 18 points19 points ago

Kitten use Confuse. It's super effective!

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[–]CaptainPajamaShark 14 points15 points ago

Confusion can.

[–]OliveOliveo 15 points16 points ago

And Confucius is.

[–]SevTreDuece 19 points20 points ago

ITT: "I can weigh a dog by looking at it"

[–]soupforthesoul 11 points12 points ago

I'm sorry for my ignorance but what does ITT stand for?

[–]PolymathBrian 6 points7 points ago

The other 4 answers are a lie.

It means "In This Thread."

[–]soupforthesoul 1 point2 points ago

Is it In This Thread?

[–]nehpets96 5 points6 points ago

In this thread

[–]BANANARCHY 8 points9 points ago

"In This Thread"

[–]soupforthesoul 9 points10 points ago

Thank you!

[–]theangryunicorn 4 points5 points ago

In This Thread

[–]GannonCannon 4 points5 points ago

In This Thread:

[–]SirAuron 8 points9 points ago

Well, he or she owns the dog, so they probably know its weight.

[–]HappyAshe 2 points3 points ago

They do that with people, too.

[–]igetthatreference 9 points10 points ago

This. Is. So. CUTE.

[–]Dolan88 3 points4 points ago

Cuteness overload!!

[–]richiekk1 1 point2 points ago

reddits not going to like this but dogs are just chill like that cats, not soo much

[–]AverageKnowledge 0 points1 point ago

Cats are relentless motherfuckers!

[–]newtothelyte 1 point2 points ago

Can you slow down this gif to real time?

[–]Slyco 1 point2 points ago

I was pretty bummed out today until I saw this and remembered that animals kick ass.

[–]DeadmanDexter 1 point2 points ago

"It's super effective!"

[–]mknelson 0 points1 point ago

TKO

[–]NearMint21 1 point2 points ago

KITTEN WINS!

[–]DecypherSlo 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I love how the dog just rolls over in the end :D

[–]dafuqdidIwrite 0 points1 point ago

Even before opening this I knew that the kitty would win! Go Kitty!

[–]THEMACGOD 1 point2 points ago

As always, pussy is the most powerful force in nature.

[–]Blizzaldo 0 points1 point ago

"Gentle... gentle.... who wants a belly rub?!" Whoever took this photo.

[–]dljens 1 point2 points ago

FATALITY

[–]one1iron 0 points1 point ago

Win!

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are ridiculous.

[–]bjhath 0 points1 point ago

Can we get a gif with sound?

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 2 points3 points ago

video

[–]bjhath 0 points1 point ago

Cute. Thanks!

[–]r6raff 0 points1 point ago

I yield says the dog "I yield!"

[–]Sir_Marcus 0 points1 point ago

"Ok, the kitty wins!"

[–]Beelzebud 0 points1 point ago

This shows how cool dogs are. If the cat was his size, the dog and you, would both be cat food.

[–]Gromacs 0 points1 point ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[–]aprilrain187 0 points1 point ago

"Look! I'm a kitty!"-Dog

[–]Cleezakia02 0 points1 point ago

FATALITY!

[–]MissMaudie 0 points1 point ago

This made my day.

[–]CharlieTango 0 points1 point ago

socially awkward dog.

[–]MsABQ323 1 point2 points ago

Loves it!

[–]myselfalex 1 point2 points ago

R.I.P. gladiator dog, you fought the tiger well, but in the end you were just not strong enough.

[–]jakpro 0 points1 point ago

I refuse to belive that that dog weighs 100lbs. I have a dog who is that big (if not bigger) and it weighs 70-80lbs.

[–]Artsymommy 0 points1 point ago

I love it!

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[–]WeedMongerer[S] 17 points18 points ago

In what way?

[–]Dango_LXIX 19 points20 points ago

I think blueye420 meant this:

title comnts points age /r/
In the fifth, your ass goes down 1com 7pts 6dys aww
My 2 pound kitten vs. my 100 pound dog 0coms 9pts 6dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Wannabe_Hipster -2 points-1 points ago

In the way that those are not your pets.

Nvm, OP actually delivered. You don't see that everyday.

[–]Cheesius 5 points6 points ago

Now that OP has delivered proof, people are probably going to start downvoting your post, which means OP's proof will vanish as your comment gets "too many negative votes." You should add something to your post so this does not happen.

[–]Wannabe_Hipster 3 points4 points ago

Or maybe I should drag him into oblivion with me... Muhahahha!

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 29 points30 points ago

They actually are, they just busted me for reposting from a different account. I deleted it from /r/aww and moved it there

[–]Dj_Panda 0 points1 point ago

That dog is no more than 80lbs.

[–]Epicus2011 -2 points-1 points ago

What potato is this picture taken with?

[–]lemmereddit -3 points-2 points ago

Cats rule. Dogs drool. :)

[–]Randompaul -1 points0 points ago

You called his name, and he was submissive to you, not the cat.

[–]WeedMongerer[S] 7 points8 points ago

Believe it or not, I gave him no cue whatsoever to roll over like that. He was just being playful with the cat. Might put the video on youtube later for some proof but I'm in class for now

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