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When I start getting responses from my Monday night drunk texts (imgur.com)

submitted ago by redheadrachel

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[–]eightea 16 points17 points ago

We're in the same boat my friend

[–]Lunchbox2208 15 points16 points ago

Leave wi-fi on on your phone for a couple hours before going out, then turn it off after your second drink, by the time you think about drunk texting your phone will be dead! Problem solved.

[–]sishgupta 8 points9 points ago

I don't understand this AT ALL. lol My wifi has little effect on my battery life. Actually better battery life because data streams faster and keeps my device waiting less...

[–]JoeDerp 5 points6 points ago

Well, yeah if it has something to connect to. GPS on while indoors works good for me, kills that battery sooo good.

[–]manmin 1 point2 points ago

Wi-Fi will always drain a battery much faster when it is on because the phone is constantly trying to connect

[–]redheadrachel[S] 2 points3 points ago

brilliant.

[–]ralphieboy525 5 points6 points ago

Nothing could describe that feeling any better

[–]bigredgiant 9 points10 points ago

Out of curiosity...what did you text/what did you get as a reply?

[–]redheadrachel[S] 34 points35 points ago

Well, my boyfriend and I broke up on Sunday. So it was a plethora of "i'm going to be alone for the rest of forever" mixed with "heyyyyy..."

[–]therynosaur 5 points6 points ago

This is...just very funny.

When me and my girlfriend were "broken up" every time we drank...

Heyyyyy...

pls rspnd

[–]redheadrachel[S] 4 points5 points ago

heyyyy.......

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

Best thing I've read all day other than the "Mole Day" joke. Guffaw worthy, at that. Way to go, drunk bro!

[–]redheadrachel[S] 3 points4 points ago

heyyyy....

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

If it makes you feel better I got assface drunk last night by myself while on drunk chat. Good times

[–]redheadrachel[S] 2 points3 points ago

I got assface drunk at the bar again. And probably texted more people. But the texts were probably so vulgar that no one is going to respond today. I'm okay with it.

[–]WhoaABlueCar 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm not sure how you view vulgar, but I suppose I can take your word for it.

I ended up showing my ass on cam last night while wearing pink hearted pajama pants(I'm a guy) to several other guys. good times

[–]SwoopRacer 0 points1 point ago

Heyy!

Hey!

What's up??

Hey how are you??

How have you beeen??

[–]Smokyo7 4 points5 points ago

Did this last night...again...damnit.

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[–]well_hello_there_you 0 points1 point ago

Damn you vodka!

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[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 0 points1 point ago

Whoa! Take it easy guise!

[–]masterwolfe -1 points0 points ago

Hey now, that right there is one of my good friends you are disparaging.

[–]SeeYouInTea 0 points1 point ago

I don't drink vodka anymore. Too many regrets with that poison.

[–]Falardeau 5 points6 points ago

I accidently drank a whole bottle of vodka one time.

I called my GF around 3AM to tell her that I discovered an awesome song.

[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 11 points12 points ago

I'm accidentally doing that now

[–]Falardeau 2 points3 points ago

that's really unfortunate

[–]internetboss 1 point2 points ago

awesome name, props chief

[–]Poontang_Saint 4 points5 points ago

Best use of that gif I've seen yet.

[–]slamdawgmillionaire 2 points3 points ago

dude i went on a facebook rampage last night and was listening to music through headphones so loudly that my roommate didn't think i was wearing headphones... it was a good monday

[–]koynter 4 points5 points ago

Do you hear that ringing?

[–]slamdawgmillionaire 6 points7 points ago

what?!? did you say something?!?

[–]koynter 12 points13 points ago

Going blind too!

[–]slamdawgmillionaire 2 points3 points ago

thats when you know its bad

[–]rmc1317 4 points5 points ago

"I listened to my music so loud that I went deaf"

"Pff, I listened to my music so loud that I went deaf AND blind!"

This conversation was brought to you by braille

[–]CervantesX 3 points4 points ago

I always dreamed of a lonely redheaded alcoholic showing me things I hadn't seen before, I just didn't think it would be the existence of /r/drunk.

I mean, uh, hey girl, how you livin'? pewwww

[–]catsabroad 5 points6 points ago

I totally got dumped (via text) last tuesday due to my Monday night drunk texts. I am not ashamed.

[–]Thepimpandthepriest 3 points4 points ago

You need yourself a booty call, girl. Until being broken up with by my lad SO, I never thought a FWB could be possible.

They're fucking awesome.

[–]estrtshffl 4 points5 points ago

You were drunk last night too?

Nice.

[–]Foxman500 4 points5 points ago

Who drinks on a Monday?

[–]Lacuna_Caveat 25 points26 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]physics_deez_nuts 17 points18 points ago

Men.

[–]redheadrachel[S] 11 points12 points ago

And women

[–]jumpinthedog -1 points0 points ago

woMEN maybe..

[–]MrPixieWillow -1 points0 points ago

I'm deeply offended.

[–]redheadrachel[S] 7 points8 points ago

presidential debate drinking game.... gone too far

[–]intrepiddemise -2 points-1 points ago

Possible Reason subscriber spotted...

edit: was it something I said?

[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 2 points3 points ago

You have been banned from /r/cripplingalcoholism.

[–]XaroXhoanDucksauce 2 points3 points ago

I used to work weekends, so Mondays/Tuesdays were my weekends. Since everyone had to work, I got drubnk by myself every monday night.

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 2 points3 points ago

monday night football?

[–]kingmema 1 point2 points ago

The pub next door has cheap wings and cheap schooners, every Monday. So every Monday I go and get drunk with a few friends.

[–]RJPennyweather 2 points3 points ago

Have you thought about not drinking on a Monday nig...uhh guys what's with the torches and pitchforks?

[–]keepcalmnherpdyderp 0 points1 point ago

facebook messages and posts for me, but yep, i feel ya.

[–]imamazing541 0 points1 point ago

I got wasted one night and i texted this friend of mibe that is 23 years older than me and bitched her out for not havibg time for me cause she had a boyfriend (i had a crush on her at the time) i woke up the next morning to a 6 page message from her made at me and i was like "the fuck are you talking about" then i realized what i did and didnt talk to her for a month.

[–]I_am_sorry_wat 1 point2 points ago

I HAVE AN IDEA! Keep a second cheap as fuck phone, put sim card in phone, make sure sim only has numbers you absolutely need to be able to contact on it. Genius strikes again.

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