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all 93 comments

[–]NotaMethAddict 143 points144 points ago

RIP OP.

[–]lethargicwalrus 30 points31 points ago

erinkay641 October 26th. Never forget.

[–]NotaMethAddict 50 points51 points ago

I'll be honest, I'll probably forget.

[–]RageDoll 9 points10 points ago

Forget about what? Who are we talking about?

[–]lethargicwalrus 13 points14 points ago

Heartless drug addict.

[–]drawingdead0 5 points6 points ago

No he's not, it's clearly stated.

[–]a-dark-passenger 6 points7 points ago

Are you from the future?

[–]forever_a-hole 0 points1 point ago

He's from Australia. It's different down under.

[–]KarmaisEvil 2 points3 points ago

erinkay641 2012. We did it, we finally got one!

[–]tswpoker1 6 points7 points ago

Then who posted this?

[–]NotaMethAddict 11 points12 points ago

Phone.

[–]english122 9 points10 points ago

WHO WAS PHONE?

[–]SoMuchTimeWasted 4 points5 points ago

NOT DOG

[–]King-of-Spades42 1 point2 points ago

ErinKay641 IS PHONE

[–]Myrandall 3 points4 points ago

Hello? Yes, this is phone.

[–]Warhead2k8 2 points3 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let OP RIP , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 1 point2 points ago

I let rip a few minutes ago, but no one knows yet. They suspect dog.

[–]LittleCucumber 0 points1 point ago

Everyone, please give OP a moment of silence.

He was a brave man.

[–]materialist23 0 points1 point ago

I did that inadvertently when i read his joke.

[–]miraitrunks 1 point2 points ago

[–]QWOPtain -2 points-1 points ago

"Here lies OP. He was not a faggot." 1991-2012

[–]big_trouser_snake 19 points20 points ago

The only valid response. I will not take credit for this, but I can't find the original. Still made me laugh :)

[–]publius4 19 points20 points ago

You must be easily amused.

[–]QWOPtain 6 points7 points ago

Was* easily amused. He died.

[–]Brett_Favre_4 24 points25 points ago

Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

[–]Jaroids 6 points7 points ago

And reposts go to /r/funny so he's fine right?

[–]Brett_Favre_4 4 points5 points ago

I...I..I just don't know what to say.

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 1 point2 points ago

Don't say a word just let it happen...

[–]Brett_Favre_4 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like you're going to rape my asshole.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

At least f7u12 isn't leaking.

[–]Mezecs 4 points5 points ago

Picture with text. Must be a meme.

[–]Bozotclown -5 points-4 points ago

This is not a meme

[–]Titanduck 3 points4 points ago

it has been a meme for some time. but it dies quickly http://i.imgur.com/rv55r.png

[–]notsurewhatiam 15 points16 points ago

Good, stay dead. No more shitty posts from you.

[–]dontbeadrag 6 points7 points ago

[–]Not_Homeless 6 points7 points ago

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

I want this kids shirt!

[–]Tonooki 3 points4 points ago

I was going to say it looks like an ugly Quentin Tarantino...but that's just redundant.

[–]ranthonyv 3 points4 points ago

You must be very easily amused. I'm jealous.

[–]Jakerop 3 points4 points ago

I hope you did OP. That's a terrible joke.

[–]mellooo 5 points6 points ago

It's not that funny

[–]meatspun 5 points6 points ago

Most of the content here isn't.

[–]Carlc4 1 point2 points ago

I somehow feel violated.

[–]DrXtreme28 0 points1 point ago

I'd let him comb over hair to my place.

[–]david-me 2 points3 points ago

At least his confidence is not receding.

[–]Darth_Tier 2 points3 points ago

Seriously?

[–]david-me 0 points1 point ago

I think Stephanie is brushing me off.

[–]python_of_love 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a bald Jacks Teller from Sons of Anarchy

[–]bunglejerry 0 points1 point ago

My condolences to your family.

[–]Otterboss 0 points1 point ago

Not at all. Go a-head.

[–]karnoculars 1 point2 points ago

That looks like Quentin Tarantino.

[–]MattDanger 0 points1 point ago

Anybody have the original of this?

[–]grundose 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does this guy kinda look like Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy.

[–]snorkle256 0 points1 point ago

This guy looks like a guy I used to know named Jake that was fairly crazy during high school. Scary.

[–]About20Pandas -1 points0 points ago

Am i the only one that thinks he looks like.. Emma Watson..?

[–]snotf 0 points1 point ago

i've never wished i was balding.

...until now.

[–]_flatline_ 2 points3 points ago

Look again... I could be wrong, but it looks to me like he has "hair stubble" under that comb-over. It looks to me like he shaved the top of his head specifically for this look no?

[–]kakemot 1 point2 points ago

I was like... heh

[–]DeAnimation 0 points1 point ago

Just dyed laughing

FTFY

[–]BabyGorillaJr 0 points1 point ago

reeeepost

[–]RVazzer 0 points1 point ago

Not even a chuckle

[–]cherrybomber117 0 points1 point ago

So much for secretly Redditing during a group meeting

[–]itsjason64 0 points1 point ago

Julian Smith?

[–]kittyrobot 1 point2 points ago

REPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[–]SRS_are_cunts -3 points-2 points ago

Comb right ahead ;)

[–]Denies_Errything 4 points5 points ago

This is what you should use as the headline when you repost this.

[–]ReeceMathers -2 points-1 points ago

The boner I have makes me feel no shame.

[–]jzzanthapuss -2 points-1 points ago

Jax Teller in 15 years, is that you?

[–]Brock_Obama -1 points0 points ago

Just woke up and had a slight erection... not anymore.