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[–]Thoraxe 9 points10 points ago

Starbucks should have two lines, one for people who just want a medium coffee with cream and sugar and one for twats who think their identity is defined by how complex their coffee order is.

[–]RussianDoctorTrustU 2 points3 points ago

How bout we just make star bucks have a line for each possible combination of every item?

[–]Bigfatboy 2 points3 points ago

Gawd I wish I'd said that

[–]chumpettie 2 points3 points ago

Wait, people go to starbucks for regular coffee? I thought Starbucks was for people who don't like the taste of coffee.

[–]ganjsta 0 points1 point ago

Or we destroy all starbucks

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 1 point2 points ago

How bout we make them have normal drink sizes. Instead of the ventii shit

[–]VelveetaBloodfucker 1 point2 points ago

Trenta.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 1 point2 points ago

Quaderna

[–]VelveetaBloodfucker 1 point2 points ago

Cinquanta.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 1 point2 points ago

sesenta

[–]VelveetaBloodfucker 1 point2 points ago

And then the biggest size ever is just called "Americana"

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 2 points3 points ago

"No coffee for you!"

[–]borffx 1 point2 points ago

Segregation is not the answer people. Then you will just start an uprising for people to go to the faster line.