Do I call an electrician, or a plumber?

kmccririe · 2012-10-23T15:00:41+00:00

Get one of these. Problem solved!

sicktaker2 · 2012-10-23T14:39:43+00:00

Call an electrician to disconnect power so that the plumber you call doesn't die from electrocution. Then a contractor to replace the drywall that is now ruined. When the ghosts kill your contractor, then call the exorcist. When the zombies kill the exorcist, get a shotgun. When the zombie spiders start pouring out of the collapsing drywall walls, use the gun on yourself. You have birthed the end of the world, and not even the hottest flame can cleanse the abominations you have released from hell through your lack of home maintenance.

molly649 · 2012-10-23T13:02:05+00:00

A realtor

KillerDvD · 2012-10-23T14:10:25+00:00

I would call the insurance company.

amsfer9 · 2012-10-23T12:51:54+00:00

Call an Exorcist.

amcuriosity · 2012-10-23T14:44:27+00:00

Amateur ... have you never seen wet electricity before?

dbishop1996 · 2012-10-23T14:25:21+00:00

The Three Stooges.

T0tai · 2012-10-23T14:44:34+00:00

I think you have to call ghost busters in this situation

yallneedjesus69 · 2012-10-23T15:10:44+00:00

P5i10cYBiN · 2012-10-23T14:39:09+00:00

You gtfo is what you do

Spadle · 2012-10-23T14:53:57+00:00

Neither, you post about it on reddit.

ProximaC · 2012-10-23T15:59:26+00:00

Neither since that's not your house.

http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/11xyt3/do_i_call_an_electrician_or_a_plumber/

blackmajic13 · 2012-10-23T14:21:52+00:00

¿Por que no los dos?

waldofinder31 · 2012-10-23T14:48:33+00:00

GHOSTBUSTERS

SRS_are_cunts · 2012-10-23T13:20:30+00:00

The Plumbetrician.

brewHippi · 2012-10-23T15:19:09+00:00

Is that a central vaccum system because that doesnt look like any outlet i've seen, they are both round holes.

vladutzmihai · 2012-10-23T13:22:03+00:00

Call Noah.

Draco705 · 2012-10-23T13:07:31+00:00

Go home, Power Outlet. You are drunk.

dayzroymustang · 2012-10-23T14:38:22+00:00

As a Electrician shut of all power to that room at your breaker panel then call both.

mgbuffaloe · 2012-10-23T13:17:31+00:00

The Doctor

M7600 · 2012-10-23T14:48:12+00:00

It's fine. Just plug your toaster into it to make sure there is still power coming out of it. Just wear rubber shoes.

OnAWhale · 2012-10-23T15:03:41+00:00

That's about the time you go back to bed and call it a day.

voteddownward · 2012-10-23T15:12:28+00:00

Put googly eyes on it and take a picture. Do this NOW!

Stebbieranch · 2012-10-23T15:43:48+00:00

"Remember, poison sockets are full of poison. Switch dem off!"

asimovfan1 · 2012-10-23T14:41:48+00:00

Yes.

yanistu · 2012-10-23T14:21:07+00:00

Electric Mario

tingalor · 2012-10-23T14:29:28+00:00

If that's a real question, you call a get the fuck away from that water.

shutz2 · 2012-10-23T15:34:27+00:00

You need to invert the polarity of the field matrix, in order to reverse the flow of electrons.

fluxaxion · 2012-10-23T15:41:10+00:00

Why not both!?

WeAreStars · 2012-10-23T15:43:00+00:00

I think you call a Real Estate Agent. You need to get out of Dodge.

strachmanmiller · 2012-10-23T15:51:52+00:00

Neither, first call should be to your home owner/renters insurance... nothing about that looks good.

Blu3j4y · 2012-10-23T15:58:05+00:00

Damn. Hydro-electric power is a lot different in practice than what I always imagined.

D0RPH · 2012-10-23T16:19:05+00:00

Neither. Take a picture and post it to reddit.

Elwood_Blues_ · 2012-10-23T14:13:28+00:00

A plumber. Then an electrician.

Cynically_Delicious · 2012-10-23T15:24:08+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rgws3/

sea_cucumber · 2012-10-23T12:58:05+00:00

Ambulance.

newfag_tr0ll · 2012-10-23T14:43:08+00:00

Ummm... both. Quickly.

OneWhoHenpecksGiants · 2012-10-23T14:50:47+00:00

If you keep taking pictures for Internet points instead of using common sense to turn off the power, you'd better call the coroner to go get you when you're all toasty.

FaipDeOaid · 2012-10-23T15:09:27+00:00

You call the ghostbusters!

mslaven · 2012-10-23T15:26:05+00:00

Fire Department...

Kris10hope · 2012-10-23T15:39:32+00:00

An exorcist

lunastella · 2012-10-23T15:40:22+00:00

Both! Neither! College didn't prepare me for this!

kenorb · 2012-10-23T16:04:29+00:00

Duplicate: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wkb6l/who_do_you_call_hotshot_who_do_you_call/

HighSpeed556 · 2012-10-23T16:08:03+00:00

Both. Definitely both.

Javlin · 2012-10-23T16:10:39+00:00

Interesting... Buuuuuut... http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/PLB6u.png

jeffbell · 2012-10-23T16:36:50+00:00

Just remember that it's the current that's dangerous.

monkeyvselephant · 2012-10-23T16:57:19+00:00

You're going to need an old priest and a young priest

I_Love_Lamps · 2012-10-23T17:53:41+00:00

Better call SAUL.

Bossm4n · 2012-10-23T15:01:03+00:00

Did your plumber look anything like this

Mad_Hatter_Bot · 2012-10-23T15:19:10+00:00

This is how Brawndo is made, it has electrolytes.

spedmunki · 2012-10-23T15:59:41+00:00

Screw it, call ghostbusters

grammatiker · 2012-10-23T19:03:45+00:00

Yes.

WoooahBaby · 2012-10-23T13:16:51+00:00

no putting it on reddit is fine

skimoney · 2012-10-23T13:48:58+00:00

Run!

danmo768 · 2012-10-23T13:49:42+00:00

The apocalypse is coming

Chefbexter · 2012-10-23T15:00:29+00:00

Call a roofer.

powerfulbuttblaster · 2012-10-23T15:04:52+00:00

You call the Three Stooges!

sid2112 · 2012-10-23T15:05:20+00:00

Really, seriously, cut the damn power now before you die. Also, if you know where your main water valve is, turn that off too. Now, get out your checkbook, it's gonna be an expensive ride.

pimcha17 · 2012-10-23T15:56:06+00:00

Why not zoidberg?

Togden_13 · 2012-10-23T14:28:13+00:00

Call reality and ask very politely how much you are behind with your bills.

Bloodyshow · 2012-10-23T14:32:51+00:00

Plumber, electrican won't be able to do anything until the water is shut off.

kliks · 2012-10-23T14:44:12+00:00

Get out, now!

JayJayBn · 2012-10-23T14:45:36+00:00

CALL ME BACK

suffolksub · 2012-10-23T14:46:05+00:00

Both

Nousernamerage · 2012-10-23T14:46:27+00:00

Make a bath tub and play a game with your friends to see gets electrocuted first, whoever loses has to pay for the plumber/electrition.

SullivansTravels · 2012-10-23T14:47:43+00:00

I'd try the landlord first.

ostereje · 2012-10-23T15:08:06+00:00

Its the new watertric, you just put your cable in the water and it works!!

Nickrophiliac · 2012-10-23T15:10:05+00:00

Looks like your outlet just had too much to drink

Dutchwank · 2012-10-23T15:10:30+00:00

That looks perfectly safe o.O

MagicRocketAssault · 2012-10-23T15:10:31+00:00

I know some guys who can help you out

Youthanasia · 2012-10-23T15:11:19+00:00

You dead honky!

ZionsAssassin25 · 2012-10-23T15:11:29+00:00

call a doctor, the plug is puking

Dyslexic_Cow · 2012-10-23T15:13:41+00:00

Any chance you've had some odd plumbers come by recently?

jrose6717 · 2012-10-23T15:13:45+00:00

just ductape it bro

I_Read_Your_Post · 2012-10-23T15:13:53+00:00

Is this a visual example of electrical flow?

5hawnking5 · 2012-10-23T15:15:55+00:00

Or you could just keep taking pictures to post on reddit and see if someone just shows up to take care of the problem....maybe karma will fix the issue!

Huitzilopostlian · 2012-10-23T15:15:57+00:00

If that is Rain Water from roof leaking, better call an insulator first.

frank007007007 · 2012-10-23T15:16:32+00:00

try plugging something in, it should stop the water flow

_man_bear_pig · 2012-10-23T15:16:42+00:00

Scientist, call the the Scientist

mackinoncougars · 2012-10-23T15:19:50+00:00

Go home, Outlet, you're drunk.

Iarwain_ben_Adar · 2012-10-23T15:22:36+00:00

You may have created the densest electron-flow in the known universe.

Call some physicists, and collect your Nobel Prize!

c_tsmith · 2012-10-23T15:23:25+00:00

Insurance company

Bowi · 2012-10-23T15:23:37+00:00

If you're standing in that water, you should probably call a doctor.

ThePlough · 2012-10-23T15:23:45+00:00

My name is Cameron Plummer and I am an electrician and I think that you are fucked.

chevyvan · 2012-10-23T15:25:54+00:00

Looks like you've got a problem with your current.

sigitasp · 2012-10-23T15:27:18+00:00

Who you gonna call?

gattofila · 2012-10-23T15:27:19+00:00

A pelectrician? An elumber?

KingofNJ22 · 2012-10-23T15:27:34+00:00

Plumber+electrician= hvac guy. We know everything

PurpleWaffle · 2012-10-23T15:28:41+00:00

RUN!!!! You gonna get shocked!!

Super_delicious · 2012-10-23T15:28:45+00:00

Call both then have them battle in a game of charades, the winner gets to fix it.

saimeng · 2012-10-23T15:29:00+00:00

Call Troy. He'll fix it.

shakakka99 · 2012-10-23T15:29:22+00:00

You call a demo team and start over.

pateshu · 2012-10-23T15:29:26+00:00

You call the fire department.

trippedme77 · 2012-10-23T15:31:12+00:00

I think you call a realtor.

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