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[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 12 points13 points ago

In Britain it's called a Chinese burn.

[–]Hobbycoder 8 points9 points ago

in Germany it is called Brennnessel (engl.:stinging-nettle)

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 8 points9 points ago

In Britain a stinging nettle is called a stinging nettle.

[–]Hobbycoder -3 points-2 points ago

youdontsay.jpg

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 0 points1 point ago

I seem to have almost inadvertently become a novelty account. Close call.

[–]lolwowlol 0 points1 point ago

In britain a stinging nettle, is called a nettle.

[–]tchoob 1 point2 points ago

...why?

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 0 points1 point ago

Good question

[–]SixFootJockey 0 points1 point ago

Australia too...

[–]joegables 9 points10 points ago

Here, have an album of "Fuck off Jesus" http://imgur.com/a/TnkRq?1

[–]RampagingDragon 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[–]pantsdownclown 30 points31 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost...

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 11 points12 points ago

If you give me one more repost I'm going to slap the shit out of you.

[–]pantsdownclown -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha stop with the reposts

[–]Fortehlulz33 4 points5 points ago

What's that about Indian Bums?

[–]SkullyKitt 2 points3 points ago

"I'd make fun of your mother, but cows are sacred in my religion."

[–]Ghettopenguins 0 points1 point ago

All the people whining about reposts like me will find you.... We will find you.

[–]SomePolack 1 point2 points ago

Oh cousins....

[–]kamishizuka 0 points1 point ago

An Indian what now?

[–]xXGumbaXx 1 point2 points ago

Here in germany we call it "Brennnessel" which means translatet "stinging nettle" if I'm not mistaken.

[–]MrLunde 1 point2 points ago

In norway, its called delhi belly

[–]bobowa -1 points0 points ago

i laughed so hard

[–]m4ttsson 0 points1 point ago

In Sweden it's called sweet, sweet blasphemy.

[–]Caleb755 -1 points0 points ago

So this is what a laughter induced bowel movement feels like.....

[–]MrEpicWillis 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was a Chinese burn?

[–]JJoker1117 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious Blasphemy

[–]Franholio 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad to see /r/imgoingtohellforthis is leaking into /r/funny and not vice versa.

[–]Kinomi -1 points0 points ago

Over here it's called a repost, and old as hell.

[–]deepfriedhaggis 0 points1 point ago

It's either John Cleese or Charlton Heston.

[–]princessmisery 0 points1 point ago

Jesus was a prankster, but Lord he sure did take it too far sometimes...

[–]silasioalejandro 0 points1 point ago

"My name is Robin fucking Williams, goddammit Jesus!!"

[–]bhnl 0 points1 point ago

There has to be a subreddit for just these jesus pics. Someone please direct me.

[–]killkyle 0 points1 point ago

/r/atheism is leaking.

[–]canceRuss 0 points1 point ago

Native American burn* Gawl! ;)

[–]kritical_w1n 1 point2 points ago

Actually, he's babtising him.

[–]looloopklopm -3 points-2 points ago

This genuinely made me laugh. even though I HAVE seen it before.

[–]Trebulon5000 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, this is a repost I've seen many time. But it makes me laugh every time just the same.

[–]BlackestN1GHT -4 points-3 points ago

I may or may not have read that as "i'm going to fuck the slap out of you"

[–]wombatlesbians 0 points1 point ago

Thought he could walk on water..