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[–]pandabrah 30 points31 points ago

I meow so hard motherfuckas gonna feed me

niggas ain't even gotta find me

What’s 50 mice to a motherfucka like me

Can you please damn feed me?

Meow so hard, a cat life's crazy

Y’all don’t know that killing don't phase me

You could go just get some milk, and I look at you like this shit gravy

Meow so hard, I ain't in fear

It's just there's s’pose to be cat food here,

Meow so hard, since I'm here

It’s only right that you be fair

Catnip, I might flip, at this bullshit

Take your pick, Felix, Iams, Sheba, it's past 6.

Meow so hard, gonna ruin your dock, never find a pair for that sock

Curtain rails that’s losing cloth, hidden death behind your nike shocks

Meow so hard, I’m shocked too, I’m supposed to be fed by you

you won't escaped what I've escaped

You’ll be like the neighbors cat getting fucked up too

[–]Russki75 1 point2 points ago

holy shit this is amazing. The its past 6 line flows so well. Oh well done haha

[–]DramaMeter 0 points1 point ago

now do kanyes part!! that was really good, i'm impressed at your lyrical adaptation skills

[–]grumblichu 113 points114 points ago

[–]slimjimsharif 7 points8 points ago

Krab-ye west.

[–]manas_b 5 points6 points ago

THAT FISH CRAY

[–]jinxypig 5 points6 points ago

lold

[–]TheFAJ 42 points43 points ago

Are you people serious with this?

[–]goodbatch 17 points18 points ago

You don't like the musical stylings of Jay-Z and Kanye West? Kittehs in Paris?

[–]MADBARZ 9 points10 points ago

She actually did order fish filet.

[–]shays 1 point2 points ago

Is this picture a reference to something? Because it just seems really unfunny to me, and also poorly cropped.

[–]BiggityBates 9 points10 points ago

It's a Jay-Z and Kanye West song. The original lyrics are

Ball so hard motherfuckers want to find fine me

It's not actually that funny. Good for one of those "blow air out of your nose" kind of laughs

[–]SedentaryLotus 9 points10 points ago

*fine me

[–]BiggityBates 2 points3 points ago

Shit you're right, sorry....

[–]kittenkissser 18 points19 points ago

[–]Omnipresent_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

SinFest is awesome

[–]brandotron 62 points63 points ago

HOLY SHIT CROP YOUR STUPID BLACK BARS BEFORE YOU POST A PICTURE YOU JACKASS

[–]dr_derp627 14 points15 points ago

Cropping? I don't work in a field

[–]ThinkingInTextures 8 points9 points ago

Your smart assery, I like.

[–]fishebulb 0 points1 point ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–]TheFAJ 6 points7 points ago

But then it would look exactly the same as all the other times it was posted.

[–]mrdelayer 0 points1 point ago

But then how am I supposed to stop that bot that automatically runs images through karmadecay from revealing the fact that this is a blatant repost?

[–]Russki75 6 points7 points ago

Are you guys even trying anymore?

[–]eh9 3 points4 points ago

WHAT'S FANCY FEAST TO A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE ME CAN YOU PLEASE REMIND ME

[–]the_catacombs 2 points3 points ago

What we havin'? FISH FILET?!??!

[–]Metsa 4 points5 points ago

Funny how you repost and somehow manage to fuck up the croping

[–]lafilledanse 3 points4 points ago

5 AM? Kitteh don' care!!!

[–]Mrbubbles153 0 points1 point ago

My 2 year old cat still does this every night and early morning.

[–]npech001 3 points4 points ago

/r/terriblefacebookmemes would blow their load.

[–]nullvader 0 points1 point ago

I had to click that to make sure it was real.

[–]npech001 0 points1 point ago

It's real, and every time I browse it I end up getting pissed off.

[–]Fuckeddit 0 points1 point ago

I am now pissed off for having clicked that to verify its realism.

[–]Keybladed 0 points1 point ago

Feed my cat god damn it.

[–]Flail77 3 points4 points ago

This sub is shit.

[–]jlovinn 3 points4 points ago

That cats gray.

[–]LurkinAndWerkin 2 points3 points ago

Kittens in Paris.

[–]Deadkrau5 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to repost this in 6 weeks and reap the karma rewards. Because that's what this jackass did.

[–]bradstah 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even remotely funny.

[–]flinteastwood -1 points0 points ago

Clearly you don't have a cat that meows incessantly for food.

[–]puncakes 0 points1 point ago

Stop ackin' so cray cray!

[–]Do_it_for_the_upvote 0 points1 point ago

Where's the repost police!?

[–]aaronmg13 0 points1 point ago

Story of my cats life.

[–]hiccupcakes78 0 points1 point ago

Dude this just reminded me to pick up cat food on my way home. You may have saved my cat's life unless I forget again before I get to the store.

[–]kingeryck 0 points1 point ago

Just fed my cats 2 minutes ago. Walked in the door to a damn chorus.

[–]Epicallity 0 points1 point ago

Cat nip cray!

[–]dsr541 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck does this shit get upvotes?

[–]Pluzkat -1 points0 points ago

That shit cray.

[–]SNEEZE1218 2 points3 points ago

That cat stray...

[–]meljoy44 0 points1 point ago

Aint't it, J?

[–]EstellaHavisham3 0 points1 point ago

Cat shit cray.

[–]loveandbaseketball -1 points0 points ago

You beat me to it. Have an upvote.

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

I think I'm going to make it a point to just go ahead and downvote all facebook pictures that have GIANT FUCKING BLACK BARS TOP AND BOTTOM, because if you're gonna repost that shit at least clean it up nullahbullah123...

[–]CaptainWhisker 1 point2 points ago

My cat does this every morning, except she does it about 4 inches from my face before I even wake up...

[–]SpeedRazor 1 point2 points ago

Hey, it's my cat. Except not all black.

Shut the fuck up Felix, jesus.

[–]swing_on_my_nuts 0 points1 point ago

I have three cats, but it's the all-black one that's the loudest wtf is up with that?

shuuuut uuuuup

[–]Taco-Tico 1 point2 points ago

Kanye, is that your cat?

Nah, that shit stray

[–]SlyFox711 1 point2 points ago

What's 50,000 dry treats to a kitty like me, can u please remind me

[–]jesus_fn_christ 0 points1 point ago

What up Katye West?

[–]Preposterous_Ostrich -3 points-2 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]BaronVonKlotz 2 points3 points ago

You prefered an ostrich joke...?

[–]Preposterous_Ostrich 2 points3 points ago

Cats are a thing of the past

[–]BaronVonKlotz 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to r/aww: Ostrich version. Where every picture shows an ostrich and cat pics don't matter.

[–]Discomushroom 0 points1 point ago

Fish filet?

[–]jason2li 0 points1 point ago

Making a cute animal swear does not make it funny. I'm so sick of these.

[–]secretbuzz -2 points-1 points ago

That fish Cray.

[–]jglee1236 -2 points-1 points ago

That shit cray. What'd she order? Fish fillet?

ACT LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BE AROUND MOTHERFUCKAS LIKE THIS AGAIN!

[–]Your_Favorite_Poster -1 points0 points ago

LMAO that cat's talking URBAN.

[–]iShox -1 points0 points ago

that fish cray!

[–]iShox 1 point2 points ago

I regret nothing!

[–]mrmomano -3 points-2 points ago

That shit purray.