"Oh, the Karma You'll Whore!"

Dedicated to OP, from "Oh,the Places You'll Go!"

Congratulations!
Today's your cake day.
You're off to repost things
From Karma Decay!

You have cats in your thoughts.
You have memes in your heart.
You might screen capture
your facebook feed for a start!
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
So YOU pick your relevant image macro.

You'll browse some frontpage posts. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I can find karma there!"
With your head full of cats and your heart full of memes,
You can bash republicans and fundie regimes

If two people reply with
thematic wisecracks
In that case, of course,
you'll just post "and my axe!".

It's always a hit
when you reuse old shit!

Sweet upvotes can happen
and frequently do
to people as cat-crazed
and memey as you.

And then upvotes do happen,
to that pic "your friend" drew!
Just don't admit that
It's thieved from the new queue!

OH!
THE KARMA YOU'LL WHORE!