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[–]koolmon10 212 points213 points ago

I put my finger down, and my iPhone decided to provide me with a magnifying glass of the area in question. ಠ_ಠ

[–]aab720 28 points29 points ago

Same

[–]distopiandoormatt 11 points12 points ago

I don't.......wait.......fuck.

[–]daniell61 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ same

[–]sojik 2 points3 points ago

This is the first time I noticed this feature, too.

[–]MsMatilda 134 points135 points ago

[–]diditforthelols 83 points84 points ago

im ok with this

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[–]PineappleBoots 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]chuang-tzu 83 points84 points ago

Like any cautious internet user, I waited for a bit to see what this was going to be all about. After watching it several times I was strangely drawn to that spot....just to see what it would be like to have link hump my finger. Was not disappointed. Well done.

[–]letrebsilloh 22 points23 points ago

As was i.... Im not even mad my finger was raped... 😕

[–]lydocia 27 points28 points ago

It's not legitimate rape if your finger is now pregnant.

[–]killbot83956720 15 points16 points ago

Because everyone knows your finger has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

[–]lydocia -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe not your finger specifically but your body sure does, and since your finger is part of the body, I would say it is completely logical for it to be included in the effects.

[–]CoolMcDouche 1 point2 points ago

Unless in Arizona where pregnancy starts two weeks before "conception".

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

Then give it two weeks.

[–]HappensALot 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like it was consensual.

[–]RyanSmithN 38 points39 points ago

That's a very dirty link you've posted here.

[–]emmas_reddit 10 points11 points ago

Made my finger tingle.

[–]MightiestMango 6 points7 points ago

Tingle tingle kooloo-limpah.

[–]sunbud11 37 points38 points ago

Oh Ian..

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 10 points11 points ago

Or was it Anthony in Ian's body? With a cat dick?

[–]munrobot 3 points4 points ago

I'm still confused about that. WHO OFFICIALLY WON?

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 5 points6 points ago

Anthony. He was in Ian's body, but he was still Anthony. With a cat dick.

[–]munrobot 4 points5 points ago

Ian will definitely complain next year, claiming that Anthony won but in his body. It's gonna be awesome.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 3 points4 points ago

Oh dear lord yes.

[–]Boberts00001 2 points3 points ago

Wat. Edit: As in "I need more context."

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 3 points4 points ago

Food Battle 2012. Watch it.

[–]oamaok 18 points19 points ago

I feel violated.

[–]JewelsMonkey 7 points8 points ago

My finger was just molested by Ian Hecox dressed as Link.

[–]munrobot 8 points9 points ago

I aint even mad.

[–]BraveT0ast3r 7 points8 points ago

I'VE GOT THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE, BITCH!

[–]CaptainCCupcake 5 points6 points ago

So you better listen!

[–]munrobot 2 points3 points ago

I'm called the bush whacker, and my banks accounts maxed out!

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 3 points4 points ago

It was funnier when Ze Frank did it a long time ago. http://vimeo.com/4791698

[–]tesla3327 3 points4 points ago

On iPad... Stupid .gifs stop loading when you are scrolling. I had my finger on the screen for a good minute waiting for something to happen

[–]Shamdam 6 points7 points ago

i was like, AWW ITS THE PUPPY ONE. Oh well then i now have dick fingers...

[–]yoyoyowhatsup 4 points5 points ago

L to the I to the N to the K...more like L to the I to the N to the GAY!

[–]9GagSucks98 3 points4 points ago

You got it wrong. LINK? More like LIN-GAY. I just sang it in class with my fellow smosher and redditor.

[–]destroya71 2 points3 points ago

OH SNAP IT'S GANNONDORF TRYING TO JOCK ON MY STYLE! BATMAN'S CAPE, LINCOLN'S BEARD WERE YOU DRESSED BY A CHILD?!

[–]MrCreeperPhil 1 point2 points ago

Your username... Are you GenerikB?

[–]Borsch 2 points3 points ago

you know, I'm too lazy for that

[–]TheMellowestyellow 2 points3 points ago

Is there a subreddit for gifs like this?

[–]MaximumBrandon 2 points3 points ago

Not much over there, but pretty relevant: http://www.reddit.com/r/putyourfingerhere

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

Again? Didn't I see this last time I was here?

[–]steaksawse 1 point2 points ago

[–]1zacster 0 points1 point ago

I hit the dot to save it....

[–]Isleepinalleyways 0 points1 point ago

What a good way to start the day :)

[–]Thoma9 0 points1 point ago

put my finger on too late, felt the urge to let it reset and do it right...

[–]stargoslaby 1 point2 points ago

Well guys, I just got finger fucked.

[–]ivegotboobs 1 point2 points ago

I knew what was coming, but I did it anyway.

[–]jlester44 1 point2 points ago

This worked to perfection.

[–]evilshenanigans1087 1 point2 points ago

Its like being rick rolled only more awkward

[–]ClimminTrees 0 points1 point ago

I feel unclean.

[–]captainquantum 0 points1 point ago

Luckily for me, I am completely anal about fingerprints on my screen. Therefore, finger un-raped.

[–]ihateafg 0 points1 point ago

That actually made me laugh. Good work.

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

felt like a little prick.

[–]pensaint11 0 points1 point ago

Link costume makes it!

[–]Vacumpencil 0 points1 point ago

This is as old as the internet.

[–]jboozer 0 points1 point ago

I probably looked really fucking stupid doing this in the middle of the library

[–]cris7789 0 points1 point ago

put my finger down the exact second link came on, i had to make sure nobody was messing with me.

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 0 points1 point ago

Confession: I never put my finger on these. I just wait for the gif to trigger.

[–]darkharlequin 0 points1 point ago

I expected it to zoom out and be Kermits asshole.

[–]MrNotSoPleasant 0 points1 point ago

I was skeptical at first and was slowly raising my finger towards the dot. It then changed, I froze and eventually lowered my hand... I'm not sure if I can trust anyone anymore.

[–]There_can_only_be_1 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I do it every time even though I know what's coming.

[–]qwertyvibe[!] 1 point2 points ago

I think the only solution is to cut my finger off.

[–]GiJoeSamo 0 points1 point ago

I did it. I was linked up!

[–]iKillCount 0 points1 point ago

I think I just got finger banged.

[–]Dan_TheKid 0 points1 point ago

Statutory rape just happened to my finger.

[–]gbloem 0 points1 point ago

the timing was too perfect...

[–]Hulkbert 0 points1 point ago

Commenting to come back haha

[–]Trying2MakeYouLOL 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

AMA request: someone who actually put his/her finger there.

[–]jesserack 0 points1 point ago

Cant......breathe.......laughing......

[–]ThBurninator 0 points1 point ago

This is fantastic. Thank you.

[–]LDYKGODLA 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, now my screen has a smudge mark.

[–]l0l_cabbage 0 points1 point ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[–]TrollMan64 0 points1 point ago

Ian! Stop doing that!

[–]eohanlon42 0 points1 point ago

I feel violated in a strangely satisfying way.

[–]Simi566 0 points1 point ago

I've been humped by Ian!

[–]sgntpepper03 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the puppy to lick my finger! D:

[–]CombatWombat222 0 points1 point ago

I knew it was a bad idea.

[–]puphop 0 points1 point ago

wow, that was stupid

[–]Reclaimer69 0 points1 point ago

This is a jpg I don't understand.

[–]TheKikiDangee 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah;D

[–]MarkyMeatloaf 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could downvotes this more than once

[–]sleepingdeep 0 points1 point ago

RES tag "dat gamestop employee"

[–]Karp42 0 points1 point ago

it is very rare that one sees something reposted FROM cheezburger, but I guess there's a first time for everything...

[–]Darth_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

[–]tomroylance 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else automatically put their cursor over the dot?

[–]JC_dawg 0 points1 point ago

I was finger banged

[–]bulebule24 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one to wait first?

[–]seidlka 0 points1 point ago

Source I highly recommend it if you want a song stuck in your head.

[–]Yegie 0 points1 point ago

:( reposting on a cake day, im torn between upvoting for cake day, and down voting for reposting...

[–]5870guy111 0 points1 point ago

I feel the sudden need to take a pregnancy test

[–]eXX0n -1 points0 points ago

The one with a man licking your finger is the worse.

[–]Mel-co -1 points0 points ago

To the top! Made my morning

[–]noparty -1 points0 points ago

Who the hell touches their non-touch screen monitor with their finger? Besides everybody's boss?

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

hover finger, genius...

[–]kleptobismol 1 point2 points ago

just sent that around the office... I hear muffled snickering behind the cubes... must be a winner.. hahaha

[–]caphits -1 points0 points ago

And now it's all pregnant.

[–]qwertyvibe[!] 1 point2 points ago

According to republicans, my finger will not get pregnant during an actual rape incident. And since my finger is pregnant, my finger must have wanted it deep down inside.

[–]mad33tcompynrd 1 point2 points ago

Anyone who touches their computer monitor should have it taken away and given to a foster home, that's abuse.

[–]tabret2004 -1 points0 points ago

Is anyone form the internets actually going to put their finger there...seriously?!

[–]brassiron 4 points5 points ago

Only people who are smart enough to realize that nothing bad can really happen.

[–]auvrealylth 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]rohr0hroh -1 points0 points ago

that was... awkward good timing.

[–]shaleesmo 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, see, I hesitated for a second and then finally touched it, and it was perfect timing. Humping Link scared the crap outta me.

[–]moral_orel -2 points-1 points ago

At first I didnt. Then I thought.. eh.. why not. I'll let him get some action.

[–]Irish_Gent -3 points-2 points ago

Has it even been a week since the last repost of this?

[–]dcagg 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it's been eight months.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/XO46q

[–]DefendsTheDownvoted -1 points0 points ago

I feel dirty...

[–]cougarclaws -1 points0 points ago

you son of a bitch

[–]DomoInMySoup 0 points1 point ago

I have you RES tagged as "dat gamestop employee"

ARE YOU DAT GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE?

[–]Whale_Bait -3 points-2 points ago

Lol.

[–]SaltFrog -3 points-2 points ago

Oddly alright with that.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy -3 points-2 points ago

Didn't do.

[–]itshimitsme -3 points-2 points ago

i thought my monitor went touch screen for a second, complete mind fuck

[–]randomusernamed -3 points-2 points ago

i feel so dirty.

[–]let_me_get_that_gut -3 points-2 points ago

Damnit Reddit, got me again.

[–]MacFatty -3 points-2 points ago

oh boy, that took a lot of mental power not to put my finger there.

[–]DoodleBob88 -3 points-2 points ago

I think I felt it...

[–]Tailean -4 points-3 points ago

Well played sir

[–]SedatedLlama -4 points-3 points ago

This is really really old

[–]archaearebellion 0 points1 point ago

well played.