I'm not even sure what to say about this guy.

Iammyselfnow · 1 day

He looks like one of the reddit council of elders.

Teahes · 1 day

you could say he has a magnificent beard

MT_Flesch · 1 day

you could say he cares about kitties

Arandmoor · 1 day

Don't know what to say OP?

Cat...neckbeard...reddit...

Obviously...

jkeegan123 · 2012-10-23T11:51:36+00:00

It's captain reddit...

EctoHanro · 2012-10-23T11:56:35+00:00

Is that GOD ?

TalonX1982 · 2012-10-23T12:06:03+00:00

Awesome is what you want to say.

syncmaster1100p · 2012-10-23T12:07:53+00:00

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!

J-j-O · 1 day

I like to think, he uses his magnificent beard, to smuggle kitties out of harms way.

pontek · 1 day

This is probably what Santa Claus really looks like

bumbarazclott · 1 day

amazing beard, awful hat

jje · 1 day

This definitely belongs on /r/dwarffortress

Sock_Muppet · 1 day

And then there was a cat.

Daniellandos · 1 day

Cats evolved from beards like this.

Spongyrocks · 1 day

Poor cat... o_o

Mrsixxx · 2012-10-23T09:04:00+00:00

You leave old kitty beard Alone, all he wants to do is live in seclusion so he can hide his strange curse of animals growing in with his hair.

Mugatu725 · 2012-10-23T11:22:17+00:00

He looks like Blue from "Old School" just with a massive beard

lia_sang · 2012-10-23T12:20:41+00:00

One of us! One of us!

Silent_Green · 2012-10-23T12:28:37+00:00

These stills from the Hobbit movie look really good

david622 · 2012-10-23T12:35:17+00:00

Amazingly enough, there's still plenty here to fap to.

RzK · 2012-10-23T12:38:34+00:00

Thats Catbeard... No one knows of him, because no one speaks of him.. not even Catbeard speaks of Catbeard

gkiltz · 2012-10-23T12:40:24+00:00

Why say anything. Some pictures for better or worse speak for themselves.

joepaultx · 2012-10-23T12:43:56+00:00

This man is a hero. You should all bend the knee!

badkinsatx · 2012-10-23T12:44:08+00:00

The time has come for the Reddit King to take his rightful throne.

rahmspinat · 2012-10-23T12:46:30+00:00

Oh who am I kidding - I would call him "Sir".

lotsocows · 2012-10-23T12:52:25+00:00

Good ole' Capt. Kittenbeard

W1ULH · 2012-10-23T12:56:15+00:00

"captain, my captain!"

leaps to mind

syosm · 2012-10-23T13:05:15+00:00

I request an AMA.

belladante · 2012-10-23T13:06:14+00:00

Grandmaster Reddit.

Tunnelofpain · 2012-10-23T13:09:59+00:00

His name is Jasper Beardly.

notreallytrollolol · 2012-10-23T13:10:29+00:00

Now that´s the guy who runs the internet.

AtomicTF · 2012-10-23T13:17:08+00:00

That cat has probably spent his entire life in that beard. The beard gives him all the nutrition he needs.

stuciferthemighty · 2012-10-23T13:17:44+00:00

quit making fun of my dad!

JimJimmery · 2012-10-23T13:19:25+00:00

His name is...Beard.

Quaternions · 2012-10-23T13:20:13+00:00

I have something to say. How about, "Fucking awesome!"

djstangl · 2012-10-23T13:20:49+00:00

First Reddit user

CaptainFayski · 2012-10-23T13:21:08+00:00

I bet he sheds like a Saint Bernard, too

FeculentUtopia · 2012-10-23T13:24:09+00:00

About Beardcat? Everybody knows Beardcat is a pretty darn okay guy.

Nallenbot · 2012-10-23T13:30:18+00:00

The real EBM.

pissdotpoor · 2012-10-23T13:38:04+00:00

Brian Wilson's grandfather

r8lesnake · 2012-10-23T13:48:49+00:00

He does seem to get a lot of...pussy!

I'll show myself out.

brasstrings · 2012-10-23T14:04:06+00:00

When reddit was a newspaper.....

Medium_King_David · 2012-10-23T14:04:46+00:00

Is it just me, or does that cat look absolutely terrified?

TallSprite · 2012-10-23T14:16:23+00:00

That cat has seen some shit that it would rather not have seen.

jazzrz · 2012-10-23T14:18:04+00:00

the cat: "I've. . . . seen things, man."

rgeguypic · 2012-10-23T14:19:34+00:00

He challenged his beard, and the beard won.

sleepyhead1975 · 2012-10-23T14:35:23+00:00

At least he likes animals?

Finkarelli · 2012-10-23T14:39:06+00:00

My beard grows down to my toes,

I never wears no clothes,

I wraps my hair

Around my bare,

And down the road I goes.

GoGoGadge7 · 2012-10-23T14:49:27+00:00

He's dead.

So is the cat.

TomekM · 2012-10-23T14:50:07+00:00

I think we found patient zero for hipsters.

Mongo16 · 2012-10-23T14:51:08+00:00

Ahhh, old man Catsinbeard I know him well.

g1212 · 2012-10-23T15:00:53+00:00

Epic Beard man's father.

Respect.

lefty00719 · 2012-10-23T15:12:13+00:00

Solid No Shave November for that man

89reatta · 2012-10-23T15:17:50+00:00

Kinda reminds me of Rasputin.

Cheesecake_is_dank · 2012-10-23T15:47:52+00:00

worlds first redditor

thedudeslandlord · 2012-10-23T16:43:24+00:00

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!

walrus_0311 · 2012-10-23T16:44:17+00:00

I'd say he's a visionary.

NextDayAir · 2012-10-23T16:58:25+00:00

redditor, generation one

RainbowtasticNinja · 2012-10-23T16:59:54+00:00

He lassos in pussy.

McBinary · 2012-10-23T17:02:38+00:00

"You're my boy, Blue!"

uhrovaltter · 2012-10-23T17:37:35+00:00

KITTY!!!!!

Makonar · 2012-10-23T17:41:13+00:00

He likes cats... nothing WTF about that.

cactusbeard · 2012-10-23T18:24:45+00:00

Grandmaster Reddit.

Dreadmonkey · 2012-10-23T18:37:40+00:00

you could say that he has a cat in his beard

Scraggyz · 2012-10-23T18:52:30+00:00

You can call him a karma goldmine.

Mac_Anu · 2012-10-23T18:59:46+00:00

WTF, this guy has a beard.

techn0-Monkey · 2012-10-23T19:30:41+00:00

That is Louis Coulon de Villiers - from a French postcard - Louis Coulon and his beard of eleven feet, France, 1904 Photograph by Bonnot

trueswag

sarcasam

PCtah · 1 day

Good ol' grand poppa Reddit!

ISolvedCube · 1 day

Epic.

diddlerorc · 1 day

Great, great grandpa reddit?

BuzzBomber87 · 1 day

He has a cat! Upvote!!!

JeremyJustin · 1 day

My hair is five feet long and I wrap it around my neck too. It's a fashionable scarf, and yes, I can attest to its cat-attracting powers.

Screw you, I'm not WTF.

jayhawk1115 · 1 day

ya, pretty weird looking cat

tyy365 · 1 day

The only cat I will ever upvote

DeltaIndiaCharlieKil · 1 day

"Hello future."

xhosSTylex · 1 day

Reddit elder.

BadAim · 1 day

Comments are inadequate in description or praise to the level this man has achieved. This is the final form a true redditor dreams to achieve. It is significantly past 9000. Significantly.

kravitzz · 1 day

ALAN! PUT CAT IN BEARD

kabbinet · 1 day

misspond · 2012-10-23T08:33:53+00:00

I do believe we've found reddit's new mascot.

georgeo · 2012-10-23T08:40:04+00:00

Think I saw him on the F train.

Perryn · 2012-10-23T08:41:35+00:00

This is Jonathan Skortworthy, a cat prospector from the late 1800's. The rich vein of cats that he discovered in the Catskill Mountains (previously known as the Dulbert Mountains) provided the cats needed to accelerate America's rapid recovery after the Civil War. The vein was thought to be depleted in 1919, and the resulting cat shortage was actually one of the secondary causes of Prohibition. In the 1960's, researchers used advanced (for the time) computer technology to better survey the region, and discovered that the vein was not depleted, but extended far deeper than previously suspected. This catmine was successfully opened thanks in large part to legislation introduced by Al Gore and is the foundation of the Internet we now have today.

motherofamouse · 2012-10-23T08:42:04+00:00

He kind of looks like my old neighbor. That guy was a sailor/pirate and he loves cats. Great dude. Pretty cool neighbor to have.

Dalfion · 2012-10-23T08:43:00+00:00

A captain and the ship's cat, nothing to do but upvote.

TheFigment · 2012-10-23T09:06:41+00:00

That cat.. has seen things. Terrible. Terrible things.

weedsches · 2012-10-23T09:08:53+00:00

The famous capt'n catbeart, the first reddit chairman in history!

sloppy_sapphyre · 2012-10-23T09:48:32+00:00

It's clearly Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall. :P

firefae83 · 2012-10-23T09:53:28+00:00

It's Wizard Catbeard, the most powerful (and batshit insane) wizard ever!

fuckmodernart666 · 2012-10-23T10:17:07+00:00

Definitely ahead of his time. A pioneer, he was.

shotijs · 2012-10-23T10:26:43+00:00

he's a redditor.

Drtumorface · 2012-10-23T10:31:46+00:00

That cat has seen some shit in there

Enlightnd · 2012-10-23T10:50:08+00:00

The question is, did he put a cat in his beard, or did the natural wildlife in there attract the cat to take his beard as it's habitat?

OriginalJ · 1 day

Complete:

If cat's could talk: " "

brithauen · 2012-10-23T10:10:48+00:00

Captain Gandolf, I like your style and your kitty.

WTF

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