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Can't believe how hard I laughed at this one (i.imgur.com)

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[–]asgafrat 117 points118 points ago

I can't either.

[–]Gormae 22 points23 points ago

Just once I'd like a day where I'm in such a good mood that I laugh as hard as some of the people do on this site. I'd love one moment where I see an image and wonder 'Why can't stop laughing!', I'd even settle for 'I can't believe how hard I laughed!'. It'd be a wonderful quality to have and I'm jealous of all who possess it. I've thought about it long and hard over the years and sadly, I think you're born with the gift to laugh this hard at seemingly mundane things. It's an incredibly sad truth. I'm sure that one day scientists will unlock this gift in all of us and the world will be better for it, but until then, we'll all have to find whatever joy we can without down-syndrome.

[–]Echidnae 5 points6 points ago

I know exactly what you mean, I really love most of the posts on the frontpage, but I never laugh out loud because of an image like in movies when someone tells a good joke at dinner. Best I can do is exhaling air 3 times out of my nose really quick with a smile and that's only twice a week max.

[–]ghostreverie 1 point2 points ago

HEY I DO THE EXACT SAME EXHALE THING!

[–]healcannon 1 point2 points ago

A lot of stupid shit makes the front page. Best way to get yourself to laugh is to sub to every semi joke related subreddit out there and hope for the best.

[–]CoveredInBees1 0 points1 point ago

I'm the same way. I think it might be desensitization - you've seen it all, so nothing is really that funny any more.

[–]asgafrat 7 points8 points ago

Woah.

[–]Fookimoose -1 points0 points ago

I cried laughing at this comment.

[–]secretchimp 45 points46 points ago

Drake's face always look like it's melting in half.

[–]gpl999 3 points4 points ago

It really does. Not to mention his eyes are about two feet apart.

[–]aequitas3 21 points22 points ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a hell of a drug

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[–]aequitas3 7 points8 points ago

So is their music. It is like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome2

[–]Time_and_a_half 1 point2 points ago

is he really a booze baby?

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

Lets all just say yes.

[–]Billy_Pilgrim 43 points44 points ago

I'm old. Who are the people in the bottom?

[–]okkk27 66 points67 points ago

Don't worry, they're not important.

[–]eyecite 4 points5 points ago

music artists drake and nicki minaj

[–]zomgkitteh4ever[!] 6 points7 points ago

music destroyers

[–]oh_livre 0 points1 point ago

Drake has destroyed more than just music for me. My friends and I used to say YOLO back in high school, years before "the motto", usually used to convince somebody to do something stupid. Drake destroyed that meaning. now its the motto for douche bags and annoying girls.

[–]zomgkitteh4ever[!] 0 points1 point ago

I feel so bad when i hear people hating on this generation(MY generation) because they only see the bad ones of us, and they never get a chance to see the hardworking kids that actually work on their future instead of doing stupid shit that (may) destroy their life.

[–]oh_livre 0 points1 point ago

the next generation will always be better
we got some kid to deep throat a banana and then his mom walked in and he gaged on it. that will always be remembered. not the score of a quiz the following day
thanks to "you only live once", good times were had

[–]eyecite -1 points0 points ago

they wouldn't be famous if people didn't pay them dickloads of money to come out with that garbage. i'd do the same thing. i don't understand why people hate on them.

[–]MadHatter69 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why people hate.

[–]Raniz 5 points6 points ago

Reading most of the other comments I have gathered that it's Drake and Nicki Minaj.

I still can't tell you who they are though.

[–]AccountIUseToBeADick 29 points30 points ago

Wow, you are so cool for not knowing them.

Whichever award you get, be it the congressional Medal of Honor or the Nobel Prize, you totally deserve it.

[–]Raniz 1 point2 points ago

Why, thank you.

I'll make sure you're invited to the ceremony.

[–]SweetMojaveRain -2 points-1 points ago

Hmm, I bet that you do.

[–]Raniz -2 points-1 points ago

Honestly, no.

I've never heard of Drake before I saw this thread and I've only heard of Nicki Minaj when she was the butt of some joke here on Reddit.

Wikipedia described Drake as an entertainer and I have no idea what Nicki does, but I'd guess she's an artist.

[–]diphiminaids -1 points0 points ago

Drake and Nicki Minaj. Both "rappers".

[–]downvotedildo 18 points19 points ago

The two at the top will be famous for a lifetime, the two at the bottom are about 13 minutes into their 15 minutes of fame.

[–]notsurewhatiam 3 points4 points ago

Drake isn't all that bad.

He'd be better if he wasn't YMCMB.

Listen to his collabs with lesser known rappers he's better than your average radio rapper.

Edit: A recent example collab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqmIsF4s48

[–]Kyle6969 -3 points-2 points ago

You are very stupid. Very stupid.

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

<Elaboration needed>

[–]ENKC 6 points7 points ago

I wouldn't have known who the two at the bottom were if not for reddit.

[–]thelordofcheese 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't have known if not for this thread. I've heard about 6 minutes of each of their recordings, and it was the worst 6 minutes of my life, ech time. Yes, 12 minutes of my life cannot be differentiated because they were both equally horrible.

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 3 points4 points ago

Seriously - is Drake mentally disabled? He looks like he has something but I'm afraid to make a guess-and I keep seeing a photo of him in a wheelchair.

[–]blackmarketdolphins 15 points16 points ago

His eyes are really far apart

[–]takemedrunkimhomeKEG 9 points10 points ago

That's a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

[–]princesskate 12 points13 points ago

He played a disabled kid on DeGrassi, that probably explains the wheelchair. As for whether he actually has anything, I don't know.

[–]ch3ls3a_gurl 3 points4 points ago

JIMMYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Niki Minaj looks like a tranny.

[–]galt88 0 points1 point ago

I had a hard time figuring out what she was looking at. A bit googly-eyed is all I'm sayin'...

[–]boejangles 2 points3 points ago

He was an actor that played a disabled kid on Degrassi when he was younger.

[–]B4ckSt4bber 1 point2 points ago

Why is everybody so concerned about Drake's face? Look at the girl next to him O.o

[–]WASH_YOUR_VAGINA 1 point2 points ago

There's nothing wrong with her - Girls from Omicron Persei 8 always look like that!

[–]Kyle6969 -1 points0 points ago

Yes he is mentally disabled. He looks and sounds retarded, he must be retarded. Simple really.

He's literally one of the worst rappers that's ever existed. He sounds like he's stumbling over his words on his RECORDED fucking songs.

I feel that one day we're all going to hear a confession from some businessman - talking about how much money they've made, by fooling all of us into liking shitty fucking things. This person is going to confess that his personal game is to see how successful he can make really shitty and undeserving artists - and how much money they can make from us. I'm positive this is the case. I really don't understand how someone can sit through more than 45 seconds of Drakes fucking music. Worst.

[–]holidayvegas 0 points1 point ago

Drakes non radio hit songs are dope. But, you know, this is Reddit so he's a giant turd. DAE MACKLEMORE??

[–]Kyle6969 -2 points-1 points ago

Nope. Sorry. Reddit has not shaped this opinion whatsoever. My opinion is right - he fucking sucks. That's really the only opinion. Oh - you're probably a bitch. A female.

[–]danbrochill17 0 points1 point ago

I bet you're fun at parties

[–]MinecraftHardon 1 point2 points ago

LOL DAE HATE LAMESTREAM MUSIC??

[–]motha-fuckin-repost 0 points1 point ago

not even a chuckle

[–]ruderabbit 0 points1 point ago

The difference is I'd sleep with Miss Piggy.

[–]notsurewhatiam 4 points5 points ago

/r/nocontext

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

I'd take kermit over the skank in the bottom pic

[–]gnateye 1 point2 points ago

Don't diss on piggy like that

[–]CubisticHippo 0 points1 point ago

Hmm this seems about right

[–]Roont 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least Miss Piggy finally lost some weight.

[–]GoLightLady 1 point2 points ago

What happened to her face? Has it always been that distorted? Or did she get some 'nip n tuck'?

[–]justspeakingmymind 0 points1 point ago

I'd fuck miss piggy over her

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

This would have been a little funny If your post title didnt build up my expectations

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

You're easily amused.

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

I'm willing to bet that it was a smile vs an actual, audible laugh.

[–]deadpoolsbff 0 points1 point ago

I hope when Nicki Minaj does an AMA all reddit does is bash her so I can be the only one who thinks she is hot and make a nice comment on her looks and me and her will have incredible sex.

You are all a bunch of fucking tools. Grow the fuck up and ignore them if you don't like em.

[–]DennishIrst 0 points1 point ago

Why is the backdrop the mammoths from iceage 2?

[–]k_sizzle 9 points10 points ago

I believe they were voice actors in Ice Age

[–]Scarbane 5 points6 points ago

Good god.

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

They were actually half decent.

Nicki played the exact role she should have played, an obnoxious teenage girl mammoth.

And Drake was the douchebag mammoth stud.

[–]DennishIrst 1 point2 points ago

No, one of them is voiced by ray something, ramono I think

[–]BBWasabi -1 points0 points ago

Ray Romano.

[–]fridaymang -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get how you can compare the two. I mean the IQ of them all is the same but still, miss piggy is at least hot.

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[–]whatevers_clever 13 points14 points ago

10x? you think reddit is full of millionaires or something?

[–]galt88 0 points1 point ago

We'll see how their wealth compares to anybody's in 10 years. Maybe even 5.

[–]revolverocelot -1 points0 points ago

How can two fake people like that be compared to personalities such as Miss Piggy and Kermit!

[–]JD_Crichton 0 points1 point ago

Why does she always look so fucking depressed.

[–]BankerWhoLeavesAt420 1 point2 points ago

drug comedowns.

[–]athrix 1 point2 points ago

I think she's had to much shit injected into her face.

[–]ripgukids 1 point2 points ago

I think she's actually trying to smiling in that picture.

[–]SweatyDunham -2 points-1 points ago

Drake is wearing a classy green life preserver in case he falls into a small body of water and can't find his way out.

[–]Invisible_Midget -2 points-1 points ago

That's Racist

[–]meeeowzaa 0 points1 point ago

No, thats racist.

[–]liquidinsects -3 points-2 points ago

Who's the couple with downs syndrome?

[–]Peruvian_BOSS -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha!! Many laughs will be shared!!

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]galt88 -2 points-1 points ago

If he punched you in the mouth, blink twice for help.

[–]SpaniTheKid -4 points-3 points ago

The only person who looks more like Miss Piggy is Christina Aguilera

[–]whatevers_clever 10 points11 points ago

HAHA A FAT JOKE. YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL.

[–]galt88 1 point2 points ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHRISTINA IS FAT AND CHOOSES HER CLOTHES POORLY. HER FRIENDS DON'T LIKE HER. IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD STOP HER FROM WEARING WHAT SHE WEARS.

[–]kittycatpandapuppy -4 points-3 points ago

wow

[–]FreaXoMatic -3 points-2 points ago

What if Nicki minaj trying to abstractly copying Cartoon/Comic/Childhood Characters to make people laugh?

[–]lordtyp0 -3 points-2 points ago

Who... are they?

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