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all 127 comments

[–]SomeWordsGoHere 366 points367 points ago

To my dissapointment, there was only one.

[–]CheeseRaven 244 points245 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/xKrXS.jpg

That is by far the best one on there.

[–]sytheman777 92 points93 points ago

I couldn't stop laughing, and then i realized how bad it was.

[–]D14BL0 10 points11 points ago

God damn. I just "Oh shiiiiiit"d at work.

[–]Backupusername 9 points10 points ago

I laughed so hard I was shaking

[–]captdimitri -1 points0 points ago

It definitely jiggled my funny bone!

[–]unohoo09 18 points19 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]The_True_Zecret 96 points97 points ago

He has parkinson's disease. It causes him to shake all the time, sometimes violently. The point of this ad is to make notice of how he isn't blurred in the picture due to his constant motion.

[–]unohoo09 20 points21 points ago

Oh, thanks for the info!

[–]Kairu927 17 points18 points ago

Michael J. Fox. He has parkinson's disease and as such tends to twitch around... a lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ECkPVTZlfP8#t=37s

[–]mackinoncougars 4 points5 points ago

Ice skating thing amazed me.

[–]CheeseRaven 3 points4 points ago

It's an ad for image stabilization.

[–]JMace 4 points5 points ago

omg, if I die from laughing I'm definitely going to hell

[–]pheexx 0 points1 point ago

oh please

[–]stefanocfb 25 points26 points ago

Someone's gotta explain the dog one in the album, too subtle for me.

[–]cheesinator 53 points54 points ago

Guys, just saying what the ad's for doesn't explain the joke. Her large boobs are keeping the dog dry.

[–]_NDS 2 points3 points ago

I thought umbrella. Damn.

[–]Dango_LXIX 7 points8 points ago

Look at the rain. It's a Wonderbra ad.

[–]bks33691 1 point2 points ago

It's an ad for Wonderbra.

[–]sgrodgers10 12 points13 points ago

Durex has some of the best marketing people ever; their ads are brilliant.

[–]pasmeme 9 points10 points ago

To be fair, creatively marketing and implying sex isn't that difficult. Pretty much all those ads were sex related in some way. We are all perverted sex driven animals, it's only natural that we find something dirty in everything. The marketers just play on that but really half the work is already done for them

[–]Lairo1 4 points5 points ago

They make condoms. Their ads pretty much have to be sex related

[–]pasmeme 1 point2 points ago

.......was that not already established?

[–]Lairo1 0 points1 point ago

Well your reply seemed to imply that the ad makers should be criticized for making all their ads about sex because it's "easier"

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

Where can you find any implication of criticizing? I just said that their marketing people aren't particularly brilliant.

[–]dietbroccoli 9 points10 points ago

"ANAL!"

Yeah, brilliant.

[–]oakhoof 3 points4 points ago

i think they just massage guys egos

[–]Sigma34561 5 points6 points ago

i'd rather they massage my eggos

[–]darksideofthe_moo 3 points4 points ago

hahaha the tampax one got me. Those are really clever, thanks

[–]PurpleSfinx 2 points3 points ago

I don't get the Sandisk ones or the Good Ad / Bad Ad one.

[–]enolan211 2 points3 points ago

I would assume that the Sandisk one is just saying that you fit a lot in something with a small footprint.

I think that the other one is saying something along the lines of "Good Ad = need a printer, Bad Ad = need a shredder" but I am relatively unsure about this one, just my best guess.

[–]FlyingPasta 2 points3 points ago

I didn't get the Office Depot one either.

Explain, peasants.

[–]TheCobaltEffect 2 points3 points ago

YOU RANG?!!!

If it's a good ad you make more of it (hence the printer) If it's a bad ad you get rid of it (hence the shredder)

[–]skysurfer88 1 point2 points ago

Sandisk makes really tiny USB storage devices that hold a large amount of memory, so the giant ship into a tiny bottle would be like putting a ton of movies on a small USB stick.

[–]Zombiecrusher 0 points1 point ago

Lovin the filler text.

[–]ProffieThrowaway 1 point2 points ago

I went to the link to find the ad with the dock. I was not disappointed.

[–]sashikers 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it :(

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

TIL how to filler text.

[–]immatellyouwhat 0 points1 point ago

Sadly the Michael J. Fox one is not a real ad, but hilarious nonetheless. Also, the Durex ad with the mouth and bandages is originally a Burger King ad for there really big burgers, but it works with Durex too.

[–]whmorris 1 point2 points ago

I don't care how neat and clever your ad is, no one is going to drink Coke with lemon...

[–]Layzrfyzt 0 points1 point ago

Dude, Coke with Lemon was awesome.

[–]Crinnle 0 points1 point ago

Filler text? What is this sorcery?

[–]sbsb27 0 points1 point ago

The wide angle lens guys are uploading to /r/creepshots.

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[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

*Ad

[–]Phoenixx777 78 points79 points ago

My favorite Durex ad is the one that simply says, "To our competitors, Happy Father's Day"

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 2 points3 points ago

I tried using durex on several occasions and every single one broke for me. No other brand has ever done that. Worst condom ever.

[–]ChrisDuhFir 3 points4 points ago

Secret bragging post

[–]daskrip -1 points0 points ago

Explain?

EDIT: 11 responses and counting, haha. Enough, I got it. Thanks guys.

[–]ThisMakesMeMoist 2 points3 points ago

The condoms of their competitors don't work, so they are now fathers.

[–]Pantzzzzless 4 points5 points ago

ITT: Nobody understands anything.

[–]brandonclyon 0 points1 point ago

Durex is a condom brand. They are saying that if you used another brand, it probably failed on you.

[–]phokface 0 points1 point ago

It's 'to those who use our competitors, happy father's day!' As in... the people who use other condom brands end up with children.

[–]Layzrfyzt 0 points1 point ago

-_-; They're saying that the competing condom brands will not be effective and lead to pregnancy.

[–]inebriated_mormon 0 points1 point ago

The competitor's condoms broke, hence they got the girl pregnant.

[–]feanor726 0 points1 point ago

They're implying their competitors' products are somewhat ineffective...

[–]Somethin_nice_for_ya 0 points1 point ago

The competitors condoms failed resulting in children for their customers.

[–]srgtickles 0 points1 point ago

They are implying that other condom brands aren't as reliable therefore people who used competing brands ended up with kids because the condoms tore.

Also, relevant french ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLlBv_SrZw

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 0 points1 point ago

Condoms are expected to provide birth control. They are implying that users of other condoms have had unwanted children because the products didn't provide birth control.

[–]b90 0 points1 point ago

...Because, according to Durex, the contraceptives their competitors make are unreliable.

Therefore their competitors would be fathers.

[–]Untitledone 0 points1 point ago

It broke

[–]Shady_Herring 54 points55 points ago

Oh My God. It shrinks things.

[–]iama_XXL 19 points20 points ago

And now I have an excuse.

"oh damn, I used that lube again, you know, the one that makes everything smaller? Sorry honey."

[–]jenjen3252 1 point2 points ago

"Honey I shrunk... Uh..."

[–]ClintonEra 39 points40 points ago

But how's that big bottle suppose to get in that small box!?!?

[–]_doesnt_get_innuendo 28 points29 points ago

I don't know. I'm pretty stumped too.

[–]JCJen7 1 point2 points ago

Ohohohohohoh I get it. You're a novelty account.

[–]JackassPenguinass 0 points1 point ago

Coming from someone with the username "ClintonEra", I believe you know EXACTLY how to accomplish this...

[–]jwt653zz 28 points29 points ago

in regards to lube, i think this one is much better, notice the spacing of the pillars. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/TGnHN-VMooI/AAAAAAAADfQ/E8IsoFzu0mc/sexy-ads-lubricant.jpg

[–]Bladelink 16 points17 points ago

Oh my god thanks for pointing that out, I never would have noticed.

[–]Untitledone 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, at first I thought she was as wet as the ocean after the lube, but now that you point it out, I am impressed.

[–]charlesofdensen 2 points3 points ago

I really expected it to be this ad.

I love this ad.

[–]nicodemusshadow 22 points23 points ago

Here are a few more that I liked More ads

[–]DevourerOfPizza 20 points21 points ago

The third image isn't really wordless.

[–]BrainSlurper 19 points20 points ago

In fact you might even say it is all words

[–]Aezzle 5 points6 points ago

But Phuket..

[–]itshimitsme 14 points15 points ago

so i was a bit slow, asked my friend at work - "umm, are you serious.."

[–]tboy4 8 points9 points ago

I'm more than a bit slow...

[–]eatstheticket 13 points14 points ago

That was actually pretty fucking funny.

[–]0011110000110011 6 points7 points ago

What is this supposed to be?

[–]WizardsMyName 14 points15 points ago

It's a lube

[–]0011110000110011 12 points13 points ago

Oh.

[–]Dango_LXIX 6 points7 points ago

Less than three what?

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 2 points3 points ago

units, or u.

[–]AnalBurns 9 points10 points ago

The fuck is goin on here?

[–]dietbroccoli 3 points4 points ago

Binary, I assume.

Edit: Yup.

0011110000110011

<3

[–]Zacharias3690 0 points1 point ago

you liar! there was no edit made here

[–]dietbroccoli 0 points1 point ago

Edit your post before it's a minute old.

[–]jb2386 2 points3 points ago

"Oh GOD this isn't toothpaste at ALL!!"

[–]FLYyourFREAKflag 3 points4 points ago

Be kind to paco put some lube on that taco. KY Jelly.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 5 points6 points ago

Is this a real ad? This is really funny.

[–]jpropaganda 1 point2 points ago

Definitely looks like a student piece.

[–]RoadToSerfdom 4 points5 points ago

Sex sells everything.

[–]D14BL0 25 points26 points ago

Especially sex products.

[–]flamepants 8 points9 points ago

They basically sell themselves!

[–]daulaby 0 points1 point ago

why do i have a boner

[–]tha_ape 2 points3 points ago

It has some words, but I cant read them and I still get it...

Flirt Vodka

[–]ares2101 1 point2 points ago

In the words of Takei, "Ohh My!"

[–]Chuck_McBuff 3 points4 points ago

Ad*

[–]flargoo 1 point2 points ago

like the majority of these, you have to already know what the product is in order for the ad to explain anything.

[–]OneNationUnderDog 0 points1 point ago

They should just put it next to a mouse ear, I always loved that expression.

[–]IceOnFire97 -1 points0 points ago

Why is the tube bigger than the box?

Edit: OOOOHHHHHHHH

[–]ruler93 1 point2 points ago

This caused the slowest, creepiest smile I've had all week

[–]Hyce 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was toothpaste and was really confused.

[–]someprimetime 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the movie Crazy People

[–]Chanma1 0 points1 point ago

Get some paco for your taco... Ky jelly

[–]Squirrito 0 points1 point ago

BINARY SOLO!

0000001 000000111!

[–]kernunnos77 -1 points0 points ago

Lubrication does not work in that way. Goodnight!

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -1 points0 points ago

Preferred by Roman Catholic Priests.

[–]rbrawney -2 points-1 points ago

When I saw this picture, my balls itched. Not sure what it means.

[–]LessieHippopotamus -2 points-1 points ago

I don't understand.

[–]LFK1236 0 points1 point ago

How does this explain the product? I have absolutely no idea what the product does...

[–]Jithak 2 points3 points ago

It is a shrinking cream. That is why the box is now smaller than the product it contained.

[–]WildBerrySuicune 0 points1 point ago

Honey I shrunk the penis