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[–]TalkingApeMan 1282 points1283 points ago

"You know that killer costume idea you were looking for? Well look at this!" Holds phone up to cousins face

[–]Dr_Emmet_Brown 1052 points1053 points ago

GREAT SCOTT!!

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 679 points680 points ago

It seems like you and I always have to show up in threads like this.

[–]FluxCapacitorFluxing 441 points442 points ago

Just gonna hitch my wagon to this Karma Train

[–]BreSput 224 points225 points ago

2 years, 1 year, 24 minutes... ಠ_ಠ

[–]nagasgura 84 points85 points ago

I believed you...Now I feel betrayed.

[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 89 points90 points ago

He was referring to 3 separate posters, not just Flux.

[–]NBAallstar 28 points29 points ago

Thanks, I was like "what the fuck is 2 years 1 year?". I guess 3 years..?

Your post makes much more sense.

[–]brachburton 27 points28 points ago

ALL ABOARD!

[–]Cygnus_X1 118 points119 points ago

CHOO CHOO AT 88MPH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[–]tritter211 43 points44 points ago

[–]The_Director 8 points9 points ago

THIS HYPE TRAIN HAS NO TEMP READER!!!!

[–]Dustytehcat 20 points21 points ago

I've never actually been on a karma train before. How does this work?

[–]NickWasHere09 4 points5 points ago

FUCK IT, WE'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

[–]dabockster 5 points6 points ago

WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T EVEN NEED TRACKS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[–]Starbugg1 2 points3 points ago

Don't need no money, fame, or credit card either!

[–]UncleTedGenneric[!] 31 points32 points ago

That's great, Scott.
-Bill Hader as Al Pacino doing screen test for Doc Brown

[–]GreatScott_Here 20 points21 points ago

Yes?

[–]The_Doctor_00 39 points40 points ago

Hello other time traveling Doc.

[–]Novelty_Acount_Rater 48 points49 points ago

6/10

[–]underbridge 28 points29 points ago

Came up with this on Friday. Way worse costume. You've ruined my life.

[–]jrgolden42 13 points14 points ago

It's your cousin! Marvin! Marvin RobertLovesGames!

[–]zidanetribal 19 points20 points ago

Cause you're on FaceTime

[–]abbeynormal 706 points707 points ago

I can't guarantee authenticity until I see the underwear.

[–]whoisstingy 433 points434 points ago

Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

[–]kneeonbelly 165 points166 points ago

That's your name, isn't it?

...

It's written all over your underwear!

[–]borrow_a_feeling 112 points113 points ago

I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

[–]Ningina 3 points4 points ago

he is missing suspenders as well

[–]BurnTreesPlease 2 points3 points ago

Resemblance is uncanny.

[–]silence1545 179 points180 points ago

What would be really awesome is if your future self planted all those items for you.

[–]7Snakes 38 points39 points ago

To save the clock tower!

[–]crackcracks 430 points431 points ago

Dork thinks he's gonna drown.

[–]queenkoopaling 93 points94 points ago

Nah, he's just in the coast guard.

[–]ClareBear 40 points41 points ago

Make like a tree an' get outta here!

[–]olives4me 338 points339 points ago

Going as Calvin Klein, nice.

[–]LeSchtroumpf 770 points771 points ago

Poppin tags!

[–]solotron 505 points506 points ago

only got 20 dollas in my pocket

[–]Du7s 165 points166 points ago

Relevant thrift shop store sign. Had to take a picture when passing by. Thrift Store Sign

[–]KidCosby 347 points348 points ago

I-I-I'm Huntin'. Lookin' for a come-up.

[–]SteezeWalrus 380 points381 points ago

This is fucking awesome.

[–]R3DDIT5TALKER 306 points307 points ago

Walk up to the club like what up I got a big cock.

[–]jdragonn 270 points271 points ago

Nah, I'm just pumped I bought some shit from a thrift shop.

[–]rFLEAiMODEp 249 points250 points ago

Ice on the fringe , it's so damn frosty

[–]fresh_aer 307 points308 points ago

The people like “Damn, that’s a cold ass honky”

[–]RussianBearsEatYou 201 points202 points ago

Rollin in hella deep

[–]Tre4_G 197 points198 points ago

headin' to the mezzanine

[–]reddeath27 91 points92 points ago

Macklemore fans?!

[–]Leadpumper 43 points44 points ago

He did an AMA not long ago, he's huge on reddit now. Not that that's the only reason he's popular, he's a good artist and a nice guy anyway

[–]attemptedactor 18 points19 points ago

...aaaaand his album was #1 sold on itunes for about a week

[–]Yossaml 64 points65 points ago

I feel so cool being from Seattle

[–]l30 31 points32 points ago

Let's not reveal our beautiful secret.

[–]Soulless_Sociologist 3 points4 points ago

[–]sneedo 74 points75 points ago

Did you jump ship?

[–]GADBabaganoosh 26 points27 points ago

It's like putting a screen door on a battleship.

[–]atshef 29 points30 points ago

That was terrible. Make like a tree, and get outta here.

[–]cynognathus 10 points11 points ago

It's leave, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

[–]Algebraic 124 points125 points ago

What if they say it's no good?

[–]BigRandal21 100 points101 points ago

i don't think i can take that kind of rejection..

[–]guyincape25 66 points67 points ago

hey dad! dad...daddio

[–]starface18 24 points25 points ago

Hey Dad..George...you on the bike!

[–]TheRogaDanar 147 points148 points ago

Heavy

[–]skryb 164 points165 points ago

Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

[–]bpc89 1 point2 points ago

Weight has nothing to do with this!!

[–]macdezignr 50 points51 points ago

close enough? thats damn near perfect! great job, halloween costume?

[–]petervenkmanjr 31 points32 points ago

You need suspenders.

[–]furrdogg 8 points9 points ago

And a casio calc watch

[–]FriarNurgle 212 points213 points ago

Thrift store underwear is wrong. Even if it is Calvin Klein.

[–]poetdidntknowit 75 points76 points ago

What'sa matter. Are you too chicken for used underwear, McFly?

[–]MaidenLane 26 points27 points ago

Nobody calls me a chicken!

[–]xhupsahoy 35 points36 points ago

While scratching furiously at infested groin

[–]shouldipropose 34 points35 points ago

i go to my local thrift store several times a week. place is awesome. however, to get to the kitchen stuff, i have to pass the dresser with drawers labelled "ladie's underwear". i feel very awkward every time. been there at least 200 times.

[–]FriarNurgle 76 points77 points ago

That must be one amazing spatula collection you have... and by spatula I mean panties and by amazing mean creepy.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 60 points61 points ago

He's stitching them all together to make the perfect woman.

[–]ifixyospeech 88 points89 points ago

God, there were so many layers in the 80s.

[–]CyanideSeashell 77 points78 points ago

It was a lot colder in the 80s.

[–]wristcontrol 104 points105 points ago

It was a lot cooler in the '80s.

[–]bluetux 28 points29 points ago

that's why it was called the cold war

[–]lostshell 17 points18 points ago

T shirt, collared shirt, jean jacket, vest. Good lord! Is he cold? That's way too many layers for me. I think the last time I wore more than two layers was a wedding.

[–]scswift 14 points15 points ago

Well considering that when he first traveled back to 1955 it was 1:30am on October 26th, yes he might have been cold.

[–]TheAristrocrats 6 points7 points ago

The weather fluctuated much more rapidly back then.

[–]skatermario3 127 points128 points ago

Awesome dude! I found that same outfit at a thrift store. My relevant birthday party http://i.imgur.com/7HMMS.jpg

Link to post: http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/n7x3i/my_back_to_the_future_birthday_party_6/

[–]deadlysin687 42 points43 points ago

did you watch all 3 movies at the same time?

[–]skatermario3 130 points131 points ago

Yeah, we made a drinking game out of it. Play them all at the same time. Drink every time Marty is on all 3 screens, it goes the same for Doc and the DeLorean. Different drink amount for different combinations, example: Doc-Marty-Doc = 3 drinks

[–]danE3030 50 points51 points ago

This...this may be the most brilliant thing I've ever heard of.

It's...beautiful. /tear

[–]Troggie42 12 points13 points ago

Only if you have three TVs...

[–]Skybird_EE 44 points45 points ago

Oh, he's teasing you. Nobody has t̶w̶o̶ three televisions.

[–]Troggie42 10 points11 points ago

Man, the reruns you could watch...

[–]skatermario3 12 points13 points ago

reruns?

[–]tristard 2 points3 points ago

What's a rerun?

[–]skatermario3 5 points6 points ago

As glamorous as it sounds, it's really hard to pay attention to 3 TVs, especially when drinking. Don't play all 3 audios, it gets a little noisy.

[–]deadlysin687 4 points5 points ago

hahaha nice

[–]skatermario3 34 points35 points ago

Einstein-Einstein-Einstein = Game Over

[–]skatermario3 7 points8 points ago

I found a picture of the rules scribbled onto scrap paper.

http://i.imgur.com/OdtOg.jpg

[–]xavis 2 points3 points ago

h board as in hover board? that didnt come in till he got it in BTTF2 though so the most you could get it is on 2 screens at once.

[–]Oznog99 23 points24 points ago

Hey kid, what's with the life preserver??

[–]c0r3yz 61 points62 points ago

That's great, but why are you wearing a life preserver?

[–]theKinkajou 47 points48 points ago

This dork thinks he's gonna drown!

[–]loveandbaseketball 18 points19 points ago

The biggest question is the sneakers! Otherwise looks perfect.

[–]The_Doctor_00 53 points54 points ago

(air drying sounds here)

Your jacket is now dry.

[–]Cygnus_X1 17 points18 points ago

Sweet power laces!

[–]Camnesia 12 points13 points ago

Size adjusting... fit.

[–]NBAallstar 4 points5 points ago

Shoes were sold, too. But they only made 1,500 of them and they sold for $4,000 a pop.

[–]BlissfulHeretic 2 points3 points ago

What about this?

[–]hafetysazard 17 points18 points ago

Hike your pants up higher. Nobody wore low-riding jeans in the 80s.

[–]konrad9 70 points71 points ago

BULLSHIT. I've been checking thrift stores for that stuff for years... never found any of it, other than the denim jacket.

[–]chillyphilly 45 points46 points ago

Agreed. Every year my Marty McFly costume plans are thwarted by the orange puffer vest.

[–]steersnqueers 10 points11 points ago

As someone planning a Marty McFly costume for the last week, I can confirm this

[–]energy_engineer 5 points6 points ago

http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?pid=252786002

Fairly close, not too expensive. This is the vest I started with a few years ago (and this costume sent me on a long dark path of making replica props/costumes for fun).

[–]cbsauder 11 points12 points ago

I agree. There's no way he found all that stuff at a thrift store for that price.

[–]TheExit148 15 points16 points ago

Just a tip for all your Marty Mcfly'ers, the shirt is not rolled up onto the cuff of his jacket, that is the pattern on the cuff of his jacket. Pure 80's.

It does work for the cosplay purpose though, and Halloween.

[–]granolabear 27 points28 points ago

Let me have sex with you.

[–]neenerpeener 4 points5 points ago

I was so disappointed when I clicked over to the comments that OP was not objectified within the first few top comments. Reddit, I thought I knew you guys us better than that!

[–]leroysolay 8 points9 points ago

That vest. And just one thrift store? Names, I want names.

[–]MsMeepz 8 points9 points ago

Now this song is stuck in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

[–]Raevyne 2 points3 points ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–]juma606 7 points8 points ago

Hey, what's with the life-preserver pal?

[–]kattdaddy 42 points43 points ago

Just pull your mom-jeans up a lot higher and you'll nail it!

[–]fuckmywholelife 6 points7 points ago

Yeah and use suspenders, you can see he's wearing it in the last scene when he finds out his family is loaded lol

[–]atodaso 6 points7 points ago

Think Mcfly, think.

[–]brettcm82 8 points9 points ago

I did the same thing last year. But I kinda turned him into a gay marty mcfly

[–]TOHCskin 29 points30 points ago

I wouldn't have payed more than $10 for that guy. He doesn't look anything like Michael J Fox

[–]finn_the_humann 5 points6 points ago

post this in r/mfa

[–]McGravin 6 points7 points ago

If you found all of that in one place, you either have the most comprehensive thrift store imaginable, or someone else went as Marty McFly last year and donated all the pieces of the costume.

[–]millionsofmonkeys 5 points6 points ago

So good it's giving me the shakes.

[–]BraveFencerMusashi 5 points6 points ago

You white people get all the cool costumes.

[–]PlaySec24 10 points11 points ago

Damn, that's a cold ass honky.

[–]johnps4010 4 points5 points ago

All you need is a Delorean now.

[–]Plethorian 4 points5 points ago

Needs a skateboard, and a cassette walkman for props, but awesome.

[–]KALASH69 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget the Nike Bruins!

Here is a super helpful tutorial for making a replica pair (guy did it for $20).

[–]plisterinbenis 1 point2 points ago

The one thrift store is the key point here

[–]happyhappyjoejoe 3 points4 points ago

Damn, that's a cold ass honky!

[–]Hbeck22 8 points9 points ago

Im gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket

[–]MunchyMcFly 1 point2 points ago

My hipster moment has arrived. I was this last year. Imgur

[–]RizzoFromDigg 2 points3 points ago

Shoes are all wrong.

[–]masterchiefroshi 5 points6 points ago

I’m gonna pop some tags Only got 20 dollars in my pocket I, I, I’m hunting, lookin’ for a come-up This is fucking awesome.

[–]Riickastley 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that is perfect.... woah wait. RLG? when are you going to be streaming again?

[–]msmorize 1 point2 points ago

All you need now is the Delorean. Or do you have one? :)

[–]deanmachine91 1 point2 points ago

Great Scott!!! Good job!

[–]havestronaut 2 points3 points ago

Put on a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers (get fakes, they're everywhere) for the required pose of amazement as you raise them. Also, a watch. And you sir, are golden.

Extra points for Calvin Klein of course. Especially if you're looking for some action. That's a pretty sweet "in".

[–]pvatt256 2 points3 points ago

Hey! I used to watch your twitch.tv channel! I knew I recognized you!

[–]the_internet_clown 2 points3 points ago

close enough my ass, that's dead on

[–]Dirty0ldMan 2 points3 points ago

This is who I was last halloween. Grab yourself an old skateboard deck, spray paint it pink, and carry it around with you.

[–]icecow 0 points1 point ago

not authentic; need to wear mom jeans

[–]evilxerox 0 points1 point ago

dude, whats with the life preserver?

[–]ipreferDigg 0 points1 point ago

What did you jump ship?!

[–]Dietrik 0 points1 point ago

kevin bacon still hasn't aged.

[–]btribble 4 points5 points ago

Who is that, Calvin Klein?

[–]yungtatha 3 points4 points ago

Macklemore would be proud

[–]badger-baiter 1 point2 points ago

Andy Bernard?

[–]shouldipropose -3 points-2 points ago

i hate to be a bearer of potentially bad news, but, me being a 41 year old man, and seeing this at the theater and many times over at home, i don't think even 1 person will recognize this.

[–]shizzler 37 points38 points ago

What..? Loads of people are gonna recognize this. Maybe it depends on where you live or something but people aren't THAT uncultured.

[–]ju2tin 18 points19 points ago

He needs a buddy to go as Doc Brown, then it'll work.

[–]Fridas_Moustache 6 points7 points ago

Not true--my class did a whole sample essay outline based on the thesis statement that "Back to the Future is one of the most coherent film trilogies ever made." Not my idea--the idea of my 9th grade class. I was seriously impressed!

[–]ksri -2 points-1 points ago

Marty, is that you!!

[–]Tr0llzor -2 points-1 points ago

not bad

[–]Jmoore087 -2 points-1 points ago

Bravo.

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[–]onederful 2 points3 points ago

pretty fly for a Mcfly woud've been better.

[–]handsNfeetRmangos 0 points1 point ago

Calvin Klein?

[–]RahadJackson 0 points1 point ago

Of course it's close enough. It's terrific. I have a feeling you knew that before asking.

[–]ej4 1 point2 points ago

You make those jeans look damn fine.

[–]jellybeannose 0 points1 point ago

This is fantastic! Finally not someone dressed up as a fad from this year. Impressive.

[–]afekshun 0 points1 point ago

Dad jeans would make it spot on.

[–]RobbieAnalog 1 point2 points ago

You should try to get a can of 'Tab' or 'Pepsi Free' soda as well.

[–]Ratlarbig 0 points1 point ago

Awesome job matching it up, though it does look a little like you're wearing a child's vest.

[–]principessa1180 2 points3 points ago

Butthead

[–]GADBabaganoosh 1 point2 points ago

I still want a Michael Jackson to read me the menu before I order.

[–]Jellobug 1 point2 points ago

Would I start chatting that guy up at a party? No. But that is because I would be intimidated by how attractive I would find you in that costume.

[–]KevSaysGoOsu 1 point2 points ago

Lack of acid was jeans is troubling

[–]lachook 0 points1 point ago

Suspenders?

[–]owarwolf 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you found a better vest and a better button up shirt than I did for my costume last year.

[–]KR1288 0 points1 point ago

Get a load of this joker with the life vest.

[–]jonesz75 1 point2 points ago

If I was to guess your name, I would guess Calvin Klein.

[–]KayBeeToys 1 point2 points ago

You should get some old style headphones, and leave them around your neck. It's all about the details. Otherwise: Nice.

[–]Armless_Dan 0 points1 point ago

Looks awesome!

[–]theodoramarie 0 points1 point ago

Also, suspenders. Most definitely need suspenders.

[–]F-Stop 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't buy the flux capacitor or uranium from the thrift store. Probably not Libyans either.

[–]MichiganMan12 0 points1 point ago

Remember to watch out for Biff

[–]wikkedwhite 1 point2 points ago

thats pretty damn close.

[–]StndardWhiteGuy 0 points1 point ago

Not with that look on your face

[–]Sandite5 1 point2 points ago

Hey kid, what'd you do, jump ship?

[–]Lies_About_Jobs 1 point2 points ago

God I love thrift stores. I just started working at one and the stuff you can find at them is incredible. I end up wishing I could own most of the stuff that comes in.

[–]Akekazori 0 points1 point ago

Any chance I can get whatever brand name is on the vest? Would love to find one for myself.

[–]deftdrummer 1 point2 points ago

Five layers good enough?

[–]shark2000br 1 point2 points ago

If you want a Pepsi, you're gonna have to pay for it.

[–]imitationcrabmeat 0 points1 point ago

Needs more dad jean.

[–]HilarityEnsuez 1 point2 points ago

you should carry a small squeeze bottle of lighter fluid and matches. Then squirt a little on the ground and drop a match on it for some killer photo ops. also: Ray Ban Wayfarers

[–]RecklessMind 1 point2 points ago

You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker!

[–]SteelPenguin71 0 points1 point ago

That is incredibly awesome!!!

[–]438867 0 points1 point ago

i'd like to see that receipt

[–]HOLYmcCOWan 0 points1 point ago

I love that thrift stores, usually, have Marty McFly aisles.

[–]itsmsmariee 0 points1 point ago

this is awesome, happy fn halloween!

[–]malakon 1 point2 points ago

you in the navy ?

nice look.