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[–]idubs 131 points132 points ago

That's what he gets for trusting this guy

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 66 points67 points ago

YES. I HAVE BOAT.

[–]tcfrombn 24 points25 points ago

HELLO? YES THIS IS BOAT.

[–]Squidifier 6 points7 points ago

Your username scares me...

EDIT: Wait, I don't remember typing 'squares me'... Fixed my spelling.

[–]NickDerpkins 6 points7 points ago

Ohhh squidward ;)

[–]ghhghg -1 points0 points ago

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 9 points10 points ago

"We can write that boat off as a reception of charity."

[–]Damaband41 4 points5 points ago

"...if that's what you're into"

[–]llort_revocrednu -5 points-4 points ago

Who me? I thought it'd be a good idea...

[–]DERRrrrrrrr____ 310 points311 points ago

this is obviously fake. If you look closely, the boat is actually a tupperware container in a swimming pool

[–]danrennt98 92 points93 points ago

ENHANCE!!!

[–]Hallc 1 point2 points ago

Do you want me to make a GUI in Visual Basic?

[–]FiveSmash 0 points1 point ago

Use it to track the killer's IP address!

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[–]NickDerpkins 11 points12 points ago

I'm not impressed with this novelty account

[–]thecrimsontim 0 points1 point ago

I liked it the first time I saw it, now I just know because it gets downvoted so much I check the user and never click.

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[–]HiImGarrett 29 points30 points ago

I don't like what you represent.

[–]CommanderCooper 9 points10 points ago

I don't like him much at all.

[–]SeattleRedditor 8 points9 points ago

I can't believe it's not a boat.

[–]DaBomb1 10 points11 points ago

I can't believe it's not boater! I'll show myself out...

[–]CommanderCooper 3 points4 points ago

Here's an upvote for the cab ride home.

[–]tcfrombn 4 points5 points ago

I think you meant: Here's an upboat for the sail home.

I'LL show MYself out.

[–]FarmerTedd -2 points-1 points ago

I'll finish this thread up with something you may not know...I like turtles.

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[–]mccreac123 6 points7 points ago

Sir, you have a speech impediment. I don't understand you.

[–]AwkwardInsomniac77 8 points9 points ago

Thankfully, I have a degree in Asshole languages. Allow me to translate: Oh my God. Fuck your arsehole. As you can see, the Neanderthal is attempting to insult its opponent as a show of dominance.

[–]jessej1996 -4 points-3 points ago

Remember when you all thought these were funny?

[–]Nerd_Swag 9 points10 points ago

He said, feeling superior to his peers, simply because he never liked a meme.

[–]jessej1996 -1 points0 points ago

That was the tone I was going for.

[–]Antimattre 0 points1 point ago

Guys stop feeding him downvotes.

Its clear that by now, he likes them. Just ignore him next time.

[–]filthgrinder 30 points31 points ago

And if you look even closer, you can see that it's not even the same cat!!!

[–]phlegmdorphin 4 points5 points ago

damn cat racists ... all cats do not look alike!!!

[–]hoikarnage 1 point2 points ago

But the title says "fancy", and both of these cats are clearly thus.

[–]amcuriosity 0 points1 point ago

Members of the jury I repeat.....(pause for effect) .... not even the same fuckin CAT

[–]Suzy_Sweetheart 5 points6 points ago

It's a plastic drawer out of one of those three level plastic drawer storage things you can get at target or walmart. Source: thats what my underwear drawer looks like

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

This is a critical distinction and I am glad someone has brought it to the public attention.

[–]JMP1147 2 points3 points ago

And the cat changes colors!! I demand a refund!

[–]z3r0gk 1 point2 points ago

& if you look closer.. you can tell the cat's sweater is photoshoped.

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[–]DoodleBob88 51 points52 points ago

IT'S NOT EVEN THE SAME CAT!

[–]mmss 19 points20 points ago

THIS HAT COMES RIGHT OFF!

[–]dawrina 2 points3 points ago

100 DOWNVOTES FOR INACCURACIES CALL REDDIT POLICE

[–]wateermlon 0 points1 point ago

my god... and also, I zoomed in closely when inspecting this, and THE CAT HAS DIFFERENT COLOURED HAIR! my god. the nerve of these FAKERS.

[–]I_Try_to_fool_you -4 points-3 points ago

No, it is obviously just photoshopped.

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[–]Wiccy 4 points5 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

Justifiable downvote, isdndid is spamming.

[–]Wiccy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah for some reason formatting from my phone ends up looking weird.

[–]cuda123 -1 points0 points ago

You know why I downvoted you. That wasn't relevant, and YOU USED ASK JEEVES, YOU MONSTER!

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[–]SaltyPancakes 21 points22 points ago

Why do you even exist?

[–]jaken55 11 points12 points ago

I think this novelty is part of a psychology test/survey which tries to observe the reactions of humans to something incredibly stupid over time. So far i've seen about 20 posts of it, and i'm slowly getting used to it and no longer downvote it. Who knows, in half a year or one i might be upvoting it.

[–]SeattleRedditor 1 point2 points ago

I find it funny here I am ready post then I see ermagerd guy, and catches me off guard so I laugh.

[–]wookiesandwich 79 points80 points ago

so he bought a boat and went from tabby to black & white?

[–]Lucidentropy[S] 161 points162 points ago

Fancy cat pays for fur whitening to fit in with his rich friends.

[–]Username123123 26 points27 points ago

Always give in to peer pressure

[–]Phoequinox 53 points54 points ago

Always give in to purr pressure

FTFY

[–]TwentyLilacBushes 9 points10 points ago

It's a tux. Obligatory evening-wear. What is he, a peasant?

[–]Phoebus7 4 points5 points ago

Is it after six?

[–]Nerd_Swag -3 points-2 points ago

That's a pretty risky novelty account. Still funny, but risky.

[–]IPoopBabies -5 points-4 points ago

I lmao every time

[–]Not_Surprised_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm not surprised. The second best day for a boat owner is the day they sell it. The first is when they buy it. All they other days are usually stressful - I think this is what turned the cats hair.

[–]MrMagpie93 32 points33 points ago

[–]Archammer 13 points14 points ago

Needs more JPG

[–]TheSandyRavage 30 points31 points ago

[–]triplea20x 3 points4 points ago

Hmmm well thank you!

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

This is why when people at my job say, "Oh just use compression, it'll be fine," I cringe.

[–]darockerj 17 points18 points ago

*disappoint I'm sorry, someone had to.

[–]Lucidentropy[S] 5 points6 points ago

ugh, one of those words I always misspell, put it in google just to be sure and it came up as a proper spelling, and somehow didn't notice.

[–]jtrussell10 8 points9 points ago

I have tagged you as "Misspelled disappoint"

I am sorry OP, it had to be done.

[–]Lucidentropy[S] 1 point2 points ago

I deserved it for making a spelling mistake in the title - I'm quite disappoint in myself.

[–]matt_msu 0 points1 point ago

Your spelling is bad. And you should feel bad.

[–]darockerj 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, OP. I forgive you.

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

We forgive. But we never forget.

[–]Nickelback_Cage 7 points8 points ago

I love taking top comments from the original post and turning them into my own post.

[–]Ooobles 1 point2 points ago

There you have it. Right from Satan himself, folks

[–]waldangerous 5 points6 points ago

Guys, you're missing half the joke. The cat's so fancy, he can afford different furs.

[–]Average_Joke 10 points11 points ago

You could say that idea was catastrophic.

I'll see myself out.

[–]mormontroll 0 points1 point ago

He's not feline very well now.

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 6 points7 points ago

No, no, no. Shut up.

[–]mormontroll 2 points3 points ago

Aww man, the pun threads are my favorites :(

[–]Shaysdays 3 points4 points ago

Are you kitten me? They're purrible!

[–]mcninsanity 3 points4 points ago

shoulda just stuck with one pun

[–]Shaysdays -2 points-1 points ago

Meow you tell me.

[–]BigBassBone -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, are you saying meow?

[–]EvilPete -1 points0 points ago

Now

[–]Aiskhulos -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, that would have been purrfect.

[–]omgbasedgodswag -2 points-1 points ago

Signed in just to downvote shitty cat puns.

[–]WelcomeToCostcoILY 2 points3 points ago

Corky Romano?

[–]TheRealMrsClaus 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck? That's not fancy cat? I'm calling bullshit.

[–]Rebelduck 1 point2 points ago

I love it when a good mashup comes together.

[–]Gbarty 1 point2 points ago

First world cat problems

[–]takisthebest 1 point2 points ago

I can't help but feel like this photo was taken specifically to make this picture, specifically to put on Reddit.

[–]tupacs_biggie 0 points1 point ago

I MUST agree this has to be fake, or this is some crazy stuff.

[–]robo23 1 point2 points ago

If it floats or fucks, it is cheaper to rent than to buy. Come on fancy cat, don't you know that?

[–]eric0rr -1 points0 points ago

False. That isn't the same cat.

[–]kss114 0 points1 point ago

more like this

[–]Pondaq -1 points0 points ago

Yes quite

[–]frigginelvis 1 point2 points ago

-ed

[–]Subduction 1 point2 points ago

"I immediately regret this decision" would be funnier.

[–]ApertureAce 0 points1 point ago

Surely this cat has never seen Milo and Otis!

[–]hme4 0 points1 point ago

I love when posts make me lol

[–]xnvb 1 point2 points ago

Oh come the fuck on, it's not even the same cat. And this passes for front page material?

[–]TheNoodleyOne 1 point2 points ago

Should have chosen the mystery box

[–]fox_dye_virus 1 point2 points ago

Dammit I said I wanted a sail boat. This is the last time I go through jinx. I knew he was strung out on catnip.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

i think the second line should have been "That rat fink!"

[–]stevethesquirter 0 points1 point ago

Not only is this cat disappointed, its also a huge squirter.

[–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

They are two completely different cats. So you can't actually say that the 'fancy cat is dissapoint (sic)' when it is obviously another cat floating on the water.

[–]mHtt 0 points1 point ago

a triumph of anti consumerism!

[–]SarcasticOptimist 0 points1 point ago

Why would a cat ever want a boat or to be anywhere near water? It'd probably drain rivers and put them in neat bowls to lap from.

[–]manic-oppressive -1 points0 points ago

this is retarded.

[–]rakhattack 0 points1 point ago

Fancy cat, what are they feeding you?

[–]Bob3333 0 points1 point ago

Fancy cats don't own boats, white trash cats own boats. Fancy cats own yachts or nothin'.

[–]orkenbjorken 1 point2 points ago

i also like bjork videos that have cats in it

[–]tritonite 0 points1 point ago

mmhmm

[–]socky1234111 1 point2 points ago

Up Voted. The cat can change colors.

[–]Afinesocialife 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a different cat. They don't even share any of the same markings.

[–]cschleicher 1 point2 points ago

Check out the original "I Should Buy A Boat" cat if you haven't already: http://ishouldbuyaboatcat.tumblr.com/

[–]IAMTheSunAMA 0 points1 point ago

actually this is the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KttQ67ESf8M

[–]juusukun 0 points1 point ago

fancy cat can change colours.

[–]walterdonnydude 0 points1 point ago

THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT CATS

[–]1986wankingnow 0 points1 point ago

It's hilarious!

But more importantly, the correct word is "disappoint."

[–]koface 0 points1 point ago

I bought a boat this summer, and this is exactly how I feel

[–]doctorofphysick 0 points1 point ago

What, those? Those are speed holes. They make the boat go faster.

[–]Gruffnut 0 points1 point ago

I hate to nitpick but those are two different cats...

[–]screenavenger 0 points1 point ago

Its funny because the cat is in tupperware. Wait, this is not funny.

[–]dangermc 0 points1 point ago

They always say the two happiest days in a boat owner's life are when he buys it, and when he sells it.

[–]snafusally 0 points1 point ago

I WISH I COULD UPVOTE THIS A MILLION TIMES!!!!

[–]fogburner 0 points1 point ago

Some cats

[–]srilz60 1 point2 points ago

Can someone please shop this so the cats look the same. That would actually make this so mind numbingly awesome.

[–]brianw824 1 point2 points ago

That cat thinks he is a person.

[–]Mystery17 0 points1 point ago

It's just like it is for humans.

The two best days in a boat-owners life....the day you buy the boat, and the day you sell it.

[–]bobandy47 -1 points0 points ago

So it's just like when someone decides to buy a real boat...

[–]username-rage -1 points0 points ago

I wanna know how the camera man convinced a cat to get in a Tupperware bowl.in a pool without getting scratched to pieces.

[–]kumaboris -1 points0 points ago

I like how u used bjork's cat nice add

[–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

It's not 'fancy cat' it's 'mid-life crisis cat'.

Did you ever get the boat buying joke in the first place?

And this slapped together shit meme with a clearly different cat in the second frame?

And it gets 1500 motherfucking upvotes?

Do people remember a time when only celebrity deaths and great science discoveries breached the 1000 upvote ceiling? Now everybody and their fucking grandma in the Digg army has their little snotty show and tell piece of shit to show us and everybody is fucking thrilled.

Goddamn it reddit, you used to be cool.

[–]carrothouse -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this before, faggot.

[–]crispin-glover 0 points1 point ago

*disappoint

[–]Maeby78 0 points1 point ago

My cat's name was Fancy. This post made me sad.

[–]chechenk 0 points1 point ago

At least cat gets tanned.

[–]onlynameavailable 0 points1 point ago

DISAPPOINTED. There, I'm finally that guy I hate. I hope you're happy.

[–]source_code 0 points1 point ago

Looks like this cat

[–]BeTheQueen 1 point2 points ago

Hey bitch, go back to 9gag where they enjoy copiers and are full of retards that manage to spell "disappointed" wrong.

[–]meowzers814 0 points1 point ago

This is not the same cat in both pictures. Clearly, this picture is fake.

[–]gabera 0 points1 point ago

Hey! That's not even the same cat!

[–]BADGGERBADGGERBADGGe 0 points1 point ago

BADGER BADGER BADGER REPOST REPOST

[–]More_Cheepa -2 points-1 points ago

OP are you borat?

[–]friedshrooms -1 points0 points ago

I like this.

[–]aaronmg13 -1 points0 points ago

This obviously isn't real. If you look closely, they are two different cats!

[–]mrcheeseweasel -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote level: 1234

[–]WARNINGmiddlechild 0 points1 point ago

Well that cat has made a huge mistake.

[–]EdMcMuffin 0 points1 point ago

Wait a minute... That's not the same cat!

[–]greasyfart -1 points0 points ago

Fart

[–]fuck_brave_redditors -3 points-2 points ago

THIS FUCKING CAT WAS RIPPED OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE. IT THOUGHT IT BOUGHT A BOAT, BUT IN REALITY IT IS NOT A FUCKING BOAT. WHAT A STUPID FUCKING CAT IT IS!! LET'S LAUGH TOGETHER AT IT HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha

[–]Le_Wcohn -3 points-2 points ago

So funny hahaha lol roflmao