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[–]johnjameson100 70 points71 points ago

I think you forgot the part where the dad survives because he has health care.

[–]CrazedRedditor[S] 74 points75 points ago

Sorry.

[–]sexybobo 4 points5 points ago

He still dies because it takes him 6 months to see the doctor.

[–]ikeelulongtime 5 points6 points ago

I am a canadian and i approve this comic.

[–]WhoFan 27 points28 points ago

As a Canadian, I think Reddit has killed these jokes.

[–]ther3ddler -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry bud

[–]j0hnny0nthesp0t 27 points28 points ago

As a Canadian I am offended by this..... We would have shared a beer while apologizing!

[–]choose282 -3 points-2 points ago

Sorry

[–]optobop 8 points9 points ago

The Canadian plural of Beer is Beer.

[–]phreshphruit 2 points3 points ago

Good point. Join me for a couple beer?

[–]we_love_dassie 9 points10 points ago

This Canadian thing is getting out of hand. We're not that nice. Remember the riots?

[–]ET_Phone_Home 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, I remember the Vancouver one just last year.

[–]River_Raider -1 points0 points ago

I laughed a bit too hard at this.

Sorry

[–]wumbologist1 0 points1 point ago

Its funny because Canada

[–]Sommerfaq 7 points8 points ago

Reddit, I think it's time we have a talk. You guys are fucking retards who insist on beating this dead horse You see, Canadians are ordinary people who can sometimes be mean to others, in fact there are some racist canadians that I have met. There is no single ethnicity that determines how nice you are.

[–]the_hardest_part 3 points4 points ago

Thank you!

[–]Cornbrosia 2 points3 points ago

Canadian is an ethnicity?

[–]carmenelise 4 points5 points ago

I work customer service for a large company and talk to only Canadian customers that request a supervisor. I can confirm that not all Canadians are nice.

[–]the_hardest_part 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I work for the Canadian government and I guarantee there are a lot of asshole Canadians out there.

[–]APWTSIS 0 points1 point ago

Well...to be fair you work for the government

[–]Old_McGreggor_02 3 points4 points ago

that looks more like a zamboni than a snow plow

[–]cpnHindsight 0 points1 point ago

Canadian here, it's legit.

[–]HolyShitAPenguin 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Canada. 38coms 1013pts 16dys funny
Canadian Problems. 80coms 994pts 5mos funny
Canadians 1com 10pts 2mos funny
Canadian problems 2coms 10pts 8dys funny
I'm sorry for saying sorry. So sorry so here's a picture to say how Sorry i am 0coms 0pts 12dys funny
Canadian Problems 2coms 78pts 23dys funny
Canadian Problems 3coms 51pts 5mos funny
Today is Canadian Thanksgiving. Instead of going around and saying what we are thankful for, we go around and say what we are sorry for... 0coms 2pts 14dys funny
Canadian Problems 2coms -2pts 7dys funny
Oh stereotypes... 1com 16pts 5mos funny
As a Canadian my self, I find this funny 94coms 857pts 5mos funny
Canadian problems 4coms 9pts 9dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]alastor136 7 points8 points ago

That is a repost there, sonny boi

[–]Gavex 6 points7 points ago

What a hoser eh?

[–]conitation -5 points-4 points ago

I just realized this... but Hoser means loser... and is spelled nearly identical to it's meaning? O.o WHY DIDNT I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?

[–]Driftfr3ak 3 points4 points ago

[–]ikeelulongtime -1 points0 points ago

You, sir, have just found the greatest downvote meme.

[–]7HR4SH3R 0 points1 point ago

Repost about Canada? Fuck it, I'll still up-vote

[–]Prestige0 2 points3 points ago

can we please stop with this joke i have heard it this at least 10 times on reddit alone.

[–]MrCupcakeMaster 0 points1 point ago

As a canadian I hate it when this happens

[–]CommonWaveSounds 1 point2 points ago

i am a canadian and I'm not sorry.

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

Story time folks. When I was 18 years old I worked for a tree service that also plowed snow in the Winter. I was working in a parking lot driving an F250 Lariat with a plow on it. When you get these contracts you don't shovel once, leave and come back you keep going until the snow stops. So it's like 1 in the morning, the radio is broken so I've been listening to Rush's Counterparts CD on loop for about 10 hours. I smoked a few joints also (you're alone for up to 24 hours so it made sense at the time). Anyway the wind and snow pick up, visibility is down, I'm backing the truck up and I slam to a stop. The joint fell out of my mouth Big Lebowski style into my lap as I try to stop it from burning my nut sack. I get out of the truck and I backed the truck into one of those shuttle buses completely destroying the head light, some of the body around it and the bumper. The F250 had a scuffed bumper and that's it. I looked around, not a soul was seen, got in the truck, drove behind the store where I already plowed and hung out for a few minutes building up my alibi. A few weeks later we heard the guy was going over the camera footage trying to find out who did it so they can find someone to pay the $2,200 ~ or so fee for repair.

TL;DR - Plowing a parking lot during a snowstorm, no radio listening to Rush Counterparts on loop smoking weed backed into a bus and caused a lot of damage, was never caught. Life is good.

[–]dusn 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]alexnoaburg 0 points1 point ago

They're made fun of because they're not assholes? Okay.

[–]Leraw 1 point2 points ago

Any other Canadians out there being assholes to US tourists to stop this stupid joke? i hassled a couple of ameri-fatties the other day and give complete wrong directions to yanks whenever i can.

[–]razerz98 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]ChloStick 0 points1 point ago

What I hate: when I say sorry to an American tourist, they roll their eyes and look at me in that accusing way, as though I'm trying to trick them by pretending to be polite.

Nope, I'm actually polite.

[–]wogs94 2 points3 points ago

I think you forgot the pat where this was posted last week

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

Kate Beaton did it better. This one sucks.

[–]kmad 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, Kate Beaton does everything better

[–]Captin_Carlos 0 points1 point ago

Repost

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[–]Chronometrics 1 point2 points ago

Sorry about this guy.

[–]MrBrownCoat -2 points-1 points ago

YouTube Canadian kungfu you won't be upset, sorry I don't have the link

[–]ihateafg -3 points-2 points ago

Is it just me, our did I see this last week?

[–]NintendoDestroyer89 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry.