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Rules:

  1. Don't post turtles.

  2. Do meth Don't do meth.

  3. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

  4. Don't play with Red Ryder BB guns.

  5. Don't talk about Fight Club.

  6. No running. Especially with scissors.

  7. Don't protest rule 7

  8. Don't ever ask for flair.

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[–]NestorowScissor Monitor 9 points10 points ago

Why would you do this? DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE DANGER!!

[–]Pinguinow 7 points8 points ago

NEVER FORGET.

[–]MrTyphoonPrude Bee 6 points7 points ago

Sigh...

You guise really have to listen. Scissors are not fetch. Look at this scissor. When you play with scissors, throws up in the air like this, you rea----MAHHH EYEEEEEEE!!!!

dies

[–]NestorowScissor Monitor 3 points4 points ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TYPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!

[–]OboeHobo 4 points5 points ago

And yet, you follow rule 8.

[–]RockasaurusRex 2 points3 points ago

The mods have realized that entrapment is the key to success.

[–]OboeHobo 3 points4 points ago

They have become self-aware.

[–]ireallycantremember[S] 1 point2 points ago

The rules change willy-nilly. I bet in an hour we won't even have a rule #1. It will go straight to #2!

[–]OboeHobo 2 points3 points ago

We must break the rules they have yet to make!