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[–]adharasi 2 points3 points ago

bullshit, no black person would refer to them selves as "black fellow"!!!

[–]ActionFlank 3 points4 points ago

Quite. I refer to myself as chap.

[–]kswiftz 1 point2 points ago

why?...

[–]in3deep 0 points1 point ago

I could use one of those.

[–]snakeseare 1 point2 points ago

That's not a foreman grill, Opie, it's a sandwich toaster. My wife has that exact model.

[–]MrGuttFeeling 0 points1 point ago

Azzzzzzz...iffffffff! Ehhhh!?

[–]GlassHeadMGW -1 points0 points ago

your the man, fuck the haters

[–]djh816 0 points1 point ago

No... you aren't..You stole a front page picture and turned it into an AMA in /r/funny? You just failed at every single part of a submission.

[–]Ruddiver[S] 0 points1 point ago

wrong. I stole it from someone who stole it from someone.

[–]djh816 0 points1 point ago

I never said you stole the picture from someone.. I said you stole it from the front page... and you did you pathetic fuck.

[–]Ruddiver[S] -1 points0 points ago

IAMA person who steals pictures from the front page from someone who stole the picture from someone else and make a submission to funny under the pretense that most people would get my joke even if it isnt that funny and then get people so worked up that they call me a pathetic fuck. ama.

[–]in3deep 0 points1 point ago

Is the grill hard to clean?

[–]Ruddiver[S] -1 points0 points ago

sometimes I scrape my teeth, yes.