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Happy Birthday Jeff Goldblum! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cutti 120 points121 points ago

"You've never heard of Chaos theory? Non-linear equations? Strange attractions. Dr. Sattler I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction."

  • Dr. Ian Malcolm

[–]a_drive 89 points90 points ago

Life uh, uh, finds a way.

[–]Alymsin 32 points33 points ago

Must go faster

[–]a_drive 20 points21 points ago

Faster. Faster would be better.

[–]kenba2099 2 points3 points ago

Please increase your rate of climb

[–]npech001 10 points11 points ago

Smooth as silk.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 15 points16 points ago

Oh yesssss.

[–]AdmiralSkippy -2 points-1 points ago

His face needs to be Nigeled.

[–]carl_pagan 9 points10 points ago

So dreamy..

[–]mint-bint 23 points24 points ago

"the most sardonic laugh ever witnessed. He's simultaneously mocking humanity and pulling them down into mythical 'Goldblum-land' with him"

[–]GonzoStrangelove 7 points8 points ago

I'm, uh, uh, going to find a way to make that my ring tone.

[–]Nora19 4 points5 points ago

That growl/laugh made my clothes fall off!

[–]oligobop 2 points3 points ago

Clothes must go faster

[–]keefed 40 points41 points ago

Chef Goldblum

[–]Whalerized 12 points13 points ago

Oh Yeah

[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 10 points11 points ago

I love my Schlaaang Super Seat.

[–]SamEdge 16 points17 points ago

His smoldering gaze just set my panties on fire.

[–]mcbr1de 53 points54 points ago

"Man, fuck Jeff goldblum!"

[–]mastabeats 18 points19 points ago

"I THOUGHT HURRICANE SEASON WAS OVA"

[–]originalscoot 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU

[–]ierc 2 points3 points ago

Dopest dope I ever smoked! Hands down, dopest dope I ever smoked.

[–]Hellakittehs 0 points1 point ago

Thank you danny, i knew you wouldn't disappoint me.

[–]Cracklotion 0 points1 point ago

Bonjour

[–]Booney_The_Goonie 0 points1 point ago

That's what I say.

[–]pittyphil 0 points1 point ago

how'd i know this would be a top response?

[–]lauramiller17 43 points44 points ago

I had such a crush on him when Jurassic Park came out. This painting has made that resurface. I need this in my office. Or my bedroom.

[–]Se7enUnicorns 23 points24 points ago

Lady Boner: Unlocked.

[–]michaelrohansmith 10 points11 points ago

You wanted to be the next ex Mrs Malcolm?

[–]femanonette 10 points11 points ago

For me it was his role in Independence Day.

UNF.

[–]stanfan114 4 points5 points ago

The Sensual Jew

[–]ziemacaustin 14 points15 points ago

Anyone else hope the next iteration of Siri has a "Goldblum" add-on?

[–]Rohan21166 8 points9 points ago

Alan, Jeff is uh... Calling.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Homage to the great man.

[–]EnduringAtlas 7 points8 points ago

Is it pronounced "Gold bloom" or "Gold bluhm"?

[–]Krowhaven 31 points32 points ago

"I tell them all the same thing: How dare you speak to me."

[–]CellPhoneFlush 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]FromTheId 2 points3 points ago

Why are you talking to me?

[–]mongoOnlyPawn -1 points0 points ago

It's pronounced 'ham' or 'hack' or 'stiff wooden wind instrument'.

[–]MidSummerTwilight 3 points4 points ago

How have I never seen this painting before?

[–]BuckeyeBentley 6 points7 points ago

It's from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Excellent movie.

[–]rexmons[!] 13 points14 points ago

I used to work at Morgan Stanley in Times Square and one afternoon around 5ish I was walking to the Port Authority to catch my bus back to Jersey when I turned the corner and saw one of the most beautiful women I had ever laid eyes on walking towards me. I couldn't look away, that's how beautiful she was. Only when she was about to pass me did I notice she was around some guys arm and when I finally managed to look away from her and look at him it was Jeff fucking Goldblum giving me the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen. Apparently they were going to some Broadway musical premier (Rock of Ages I think). True Story.

[–]BAM225 9 points10 points ago

It's my Birthday today too! However, I am not as fantastic as this man, nor am I a man.

[–]Kartoffelkopf 10 points11 points ago

Mine too. B-Day five!

[–]schmillschmaylor 7 points8 points ago

Mine three! Double B-day five!

[–]heydelinquent 2 points3 points ago

Hey, mine too!

[–]TaxCunts 2 points3 points ago

mine too

[–]bamiam 4 points5 points ago

"Handsome for a man."

[–]madlordofestnoth 1 point2 points ago

I cannot picture a better tribute!

[–]goroncity 3 points4 points ago

Nobody parties like Jeff Goldblum. http://girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the-fly-1986-jeff-goldblum22.jpeg

[–]goroncity 7 points8 points ago

Please don't put Brazzers on this you guys; it's Jeff Goldblum.

[–]im_batman_no_really 18 points19 points ago

Done.

[–]CAFEKID 1 point2 points ago

Today the internet delivered.

[–]mchammerz -1 points0 points ago

I think you missed

[–]Samrojas0 2 points3 points ago

I agree!

[–]nicesalamander 1 point2 points ago

what about this?

[–]Osiris32[!] 8 points9 points ago

33 comments and not a single Independence Day reference?

What the hell's going on? MY GOD IN HEAVEN.

[–]Ozymandias12 10 points11 points ago

If I had known today was going to be Jeff Goldblum's birthday, I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.

[–]femanonette 3 points4 points ago

Yes, Yes; without the oops.

[–]Bobby_Marks 7 points8 points ago

/r/Othertruegod

[–]dickerwe 3 points4 points ago

We need to make this happen.

[–]MadLarkin 1 point2 points ago

It is so now!

[–]dickerwe 2 points3 points ago

This is the best thing to happen to reddit since the first true god!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Man was jacked in The Fly

[–]bw3733 3 points4 points ago

Jeff Goldblum. The sexiest man to fight aliens. He can hack into my panties and invade me any time he wants. -drool-

[–]bw3733 2 points3 points ago

Jurassic Park and Independence Day are hands down the best movies. Ever.

[–]t8nlink 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QWCdZ.jpg

[–]Nubthesamurai 0 points1 point ago

I prefer this version more. It's much braver.

[–]21000 2 points3 points ago

60 years old.

[–]XCypher73 2 points3 points ago

is it weird that that's the wallpaper on my work computer?

[–]ZippoS 0 points1 point ago

For anyone questioning, "why?"

The Internet... um... finds a way.

[–]AlbinoMonster 2 points3 points ago

I would pay tons of money for this painting

[–]gertgary 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday chef goldblum

[–]Will_I_Fap_To_This_ 1 point2 points ago

YES

[–]AllanKonigsberg 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/z4Aoz.png?1

[–]SneakyDragon 2 points3 points ago

I just watched Jurassic Park and The Lost World. The credits to The Lost World is running on my TV as I type this. I didn't know it was Jeffs birthday, what a coincidence.

Well, happy birthday Jeff Goldblum!

[–]agent0fch4os 1 point2 points ago

He was good in Deep Cover to you guys.

[–]TaurusA 3 points4 points ago

This was my desktop image for so long.

[–]Badabinski 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a higher rez version of it?

[–]schmillschmaylor 1 point2 points ago

TIL Jeff Goldblum and I share a birthday. AWESOME

[–]BuckeyeBentley 1 point2 points ago

I want this as an oil painting.

[–]Dorkatron77011 -1 points0 points ago

"Life finds a way" to make this man appear in over the top movies and TV shows

[–]lazydudedude 1 point2 points ago

I've been listening to him narrate a show about dinosaurs on the science channel for the past hour.

[–]whiskeyNdoritos 1 point2 points ago

Someone should make a Jurassic Park preview but just have it all Jeff Goldblum.

[–]zombiesunlimited 1 point2 points ago

I'm sad nobody photo shopped him touching god's finger.

[–]Gibblesworth 0 points1 point ago

Buy Jeff Goldblum wafers.

[–]Hyrum_Graff 1 point2 points ago

I... want... my... money back.

[–]Lmo321 1 point2 points ago

I received a signed limited edition print of this painting for Christmas last year. It had been hanging on my wall for way too long before I got the butterfly effect/chaos theory joke it contains. Brilliant piece of art.

[–]rainwaterh 1 point2 points ago

i wish i could do good impressions of jeff goldblum.

[–]sciamoscia 1 point2 points ago

I require a velvet painting of this.

[–]MyChippy 1 point2 points ago

Jeff Goldbluman Group: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARaic1x-MRs

[–]MyChippy 0 points1 point ago

Jeff GoldBluman Group: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARaic1x-MRs

[–]cataccountant 1 point2 points ago

he's still watching me poop

[–]CraigRoxwel 1 point2 points ago

So I'm just, ah yeah, sitting here, with like this kinda, ah butterfly. Looking just ah, like cool n shit. So yeah

[–]ChickeNES 1 point2 points ago

Why isn't this available to purchase anywhere? I want it to be the centerpiece of my living room.

[–]BengaliTurtle 0 points1 point ago

"That is one big pile of shit"

[–]DriveByStoning 0 points1 point ago

TIL I share a birthday with Jeff Goldblum. I still prefer sharing it with Christoper Lloyd better, though.

[–]JesusChrist5 1 point2 points ago

People always ask me "Jeff, how do you pronounce your name? 'Goldbluhm' or 'Goldbloom'?"

[–]TJBrady182 1 point2 points ago

Guys, the party is just getting started! We got Jeff GoldBluMan Group in the house!

[–]nard-el 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday you wonderful man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMt77-w8-zE I will never Goldblum as well as you.

[–]cloudcover01 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering what they modeled the action figure from "Jurassic Park" off of.

[–]claytonafun 0 points1 point ago

Why is he not riding a Tyrannosaurs rex naked while descending from heaven?

[–]lister88 1 point2 points ago

Hey, the source of this picture by John Larriva. You can also order a print, if that's your thing.

[–]TurdFerguson495 -1 points0 points ago

yes yes

[–]I_like_puppets 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAMudS-QCU

[–]ReddotAddict 1 point2 points ago

I watched a documentary about dinosaurs that was narrated by Goldblum today. It was the most soothing and relaxing time I've had watching tv ever.

[–]eztarget896 0 points1 point ago

so you two di di dig up dinosaurs?

[–]just_hating 1 point2 points ago

Some where, some how, your mother has slept with Jeff Goldblum, and your Dad is ok with it. Sorta.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 0 points1 point ago

Chef Goldblum

FTFY

[–]ierc 0 points1 point ago

Maaaaan fuck Jeff Goldblum

[–]younie28 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Jeff Goldblum mann

[–]ZiggyBOP155 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]HereForTheBuffet 0 points1 point ago

Hi, I'm Chef Goldblum

[–]SuperPoop 1 point2 points ago

He played ruxins dad on the league flawlessly.

[–]login_to_do_that 0 points1 point ago

TIL that I share a birthday with this guy.

[–]ccchrry1 1 point2 points ago

Fuck Jeff Goldblum

[–]The_Gentle_Rapist 0 points1 point ago

The one thing I noticed about this man from watching his interviews, is that he has unimaginable amount of confidence in himself, which I admire. I wish I could be like that.

[–]jsotyn2 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!!

[–]thegreatfapsession 0 points1 point ago

Hold up, this could be bad

[–]Dramatic_Sans 0 points1 point ago

Enough with Jeff Goldblum! You're obsessed with Jeff Goldblum!

[–]wiikipedia 0 points1 point ago

I just saw him just yesterday, performing in the play seminar.

[–]LucidMetal 1 point2 points ago

"People always ask me, 'Is it pronounced Gold-bloom or Gold-blum?' and I always say the same thing: how dare you talk to me."

[–]sundancekid005 0 points1 point ago

Jeff, you're Goldbluming.

wh- wh- wh- I uh, don't know what you uh MEAN.

[–]NoEsquire 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/UApyd20yK5s

How dare you speak to me.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday, Goldblum Retriever.

[–]packattack27 0 points1 point ago

Man, fuck Jeff Goldblum

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

Why did he just retire? He was just a great actor.

[–]thatkenyan 0 points1 point ago

I see he picked the butterfly as the one that does not belong.

[–]AbrogationsCrown 0 points1 point ago

Needs a Dinosaur on the horizon.

[–]SlipstreamBlade 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have this in high-res?

[–]Beefcakeawesum 1 point2 points ago

I did not know I shared a Birthday with him.

[–]clutchy22 1 point2 points ago

TIL that Mr. Goldblum and I share the same birthday day. Right on. Best day of my life.

[–]Dora_the_Explora 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah, Jeff and I share the same birthday!

[–]Lat86 0 points1 point ago

Dont be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.

[–]Whitherhurriedhence -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't he dead?

[–]TROLOLERT -3 points-2 points ago

How has no one posted this yet?!

[–]Katrengia 0 points1 point ago

Because it's Gregory Peck. Unless there's some kind of connection between this pic and Jeff Goldblum that I'm not aware of?

[–]TROLOLERT -1 points0 points ago

That nigga look just like Jeff Goldblum

[–]Jimmydalton -4 points-3 points ago

Am I the only one who saw this?