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[–]kieferbutt 29 points30 points ago

Is this seriously on the front page?

[–]Pterodactyl_sir 12 points13 points ago

I retract my up vote :(

[–]Meloku171 1 point2 points ago

because this one doesn't have that ugly watermark.

[–]bodaciousbilly 29 points30 points ago

This is some pretty bottom-of-the-barrel shit, even for /r/adviceanimals (where this should be).

[–]Kelsig 8 points9 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Humans 0coms 7pts 7mos funny
Who killed the Queen...? 6coms 191pts 9mos AdviceAnimals
Meanwhile... 15coms 600pts 9mos funny
Another perspective? 1com 20pts 10mos funny
Humans. 4coms 12pts 9mos funny
History Channel: Ancient Humans 12coms 417pts 11mos funny
Now the shoe is on the other foot. 0coms 10pts 1yr pics
Humans 2coms 15pts 1yr pics
Meanwhile, in outer space... 7coms 187pts 10mos funny
I'm sure this has been done before, but... 11coms 257pts 4mos AdviceAnimals
I'm not saying it's HUMANS but... 1com 17pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]inowhazareddit[!] 9 points10 points ago

Obviously shopped

[–]Mgoogles101 5 points6 points ago

Because xenomorphs in stylish suits are quite often given shows on the history channel?

[–]Will_I_Fap_To_This_ 4 points5 points ago

NO

[–]Mustang500 3 points4 points ago

This is a new and exciting picture

[–]Q-ball 2 points3 points ago

Came in the comments section looking for an edited image with a toupe... was disappointed to not find one :(

[–]Mgoogles101 2 points3 points ago

I HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKE. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[–]JesusLeftNut 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]teepenny -1 points0 points ago

OMFG. Punchline in the title... ruined the joke.

[–]ExodusRex -1 points0 points ago

CROCODILES

[–]mindkeyper 0 points1 point ago

no evidence whatsoever... ...therefore HUMANS

[–]Derpybro 1 point2 points ago

For christ's sake guys, this has literally been resposted DOZENS of times!

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting the whole Evil Genius kinda vibe here. I loves it.

[–]karmehameha 1 point2 points ago

REPOSTS

[–]777TheOneAndOnly777 0 points1 point ago

To other aliens, WE are the aliens...

[–]Roenbandit 1 point2 points ago

It would still be "aliens"

[–]KomradeKitsch -1 points0 points ago

Why the downvotes? Xenocentrism?

[–]Craig133Jones 2 points3 points ago

This Post is literally the Holy Abyss of Re-Posts.

[–]Gibb0nat0r 2 points3 points ago

I watched Alien (1979 version), they rip the robots head off and it looks like his face was jizzed all over.

[–]smugdragon 0 points1 point ago

He's just seen the ending to Prometheus.

[–]chloroformdyas -2 points-1 points ago

I prefer this one

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

They have almost the same hair.

Wait a minute, how can Giorgio have the same hairstyle as someone from the Delta Quadrant?

[–]scottsimsa[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Give me all of your hate reddit! I feed off of it! For I have a achieved front page with this shitty repost and am reaping the sweet sweet Karma!

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, a meme that died about a year ago is on the front page.

[–]Ntcharlie 0 points1 point ago

What happened to you reddit? you use to be cool

[–]Hjortur95 -1 points0 points ago

Today's the day i unsubbed /r/funny

[–]_ynot_ -2 points-1 points ago

Needs more zoom.

[–]syntaxsmurf -3 points-2 points ago

Why not a ferengi from Star trek?

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

They are bald.

[–]syntaxsmurf 0 points1 point ago

But they say humans in such a funny way

[–]modern_drift 1 point2 points ago

because this one was already made.

[–]syntaxsmurf 0 points1 point ago

Well poo!