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How the hell does this happen? (i.minus.com)

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[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 10 points11 points ago

He drove down the sidewalk.

[–]Slm23630 6 points7 points ago

*she drove down the sidewalk

Clearly a woman driver

[–]im_a_zombie 4 points5 points ago

I see a cop and a old guy, no women in this picture so I have to assume it was the old guy or Paul blart

[–]balrog558 -1 points0 points ago

Obviously the woman had to be taken away due to emotional trauma, she in the store shopping.

[–]GregJenning 0 points1 point ago

Obviously the woman had to be taken away due to not being in the kitchen.

[–]justinsayin 0 points1 point ago

Rather quickly too.

[–]in3deep 4 points5 points ago

Appears from the skid mark the truck approached from the right.

Door crasher?

[–]leebj 4 points5 points ago

Well you see....what had happened was.....I was textin and drivin and I uhhh...yea.... lol

[–]rbaldy41 1 point2 points ago

This is why the handicapped don't drive

[–]theEmmeister 2 points3 points ago

Vodka. That's how.

[–]Another_Novelty 1 point2 points ago

It was a very special driver.

[–]waynehell 1 point2 points ago

clearly he was trying to leave through the doors and some prick put those there.

[–]elpapaaaa 0 points1 point ago

Dropped out of the sky -.-

[–]SpecklePattern 0 points1 point ago

I love that there is two different handicap parking signs. Well, not actually. One wheelchair parking and other for handicap parking.

[–]mrpickles 1 point2 points ago

I imagine the truck hit the pole from the opposite direction it is facing now. Because of the way the engine area was designed to crumple and protect the passengers, the engine went down, and the crumpling continued more at the top of the hood, leading the truck body to tip upward, with the rear tires coming off the ground. Impact was slightly off center, resulting in the truck spinning when the rear wheels came off the ground. In a rare coincidence, the truck lifted high enough to clear the other sign and spun just right to land in front of the entrance.

That or he was driving down the sidewalk.

[–]doktortaru 1 point2 points ago

Skid marks clearly show it was coming down the sidewalk.

[–]Fleener 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. How did that cop get so fat.

[–]SwagerSmurf -1 points0 points ago

it was a ford

[–]Kosard -1 points0 points ago

What do you mean "how the hell does this happen?" obviously he just bought the dam truck and tried to drive it out of the store.

remember kids, they build the floor model inside the store, you have to take the box version and build it at home!

[–]sean488 0 points1 point ago

Dollar General,where you don't have to dress up like when you go to Wal-Mart.

[–]CALEBr16 0 points1 point ago

Its simple, aerial attack

[–]Dylanmharris 0 points1 point ago

and that my friends is the magic of the dollar general

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

[Insert ALIENS meme here.]

[–]Rocketdug 0 points1 point ago

They smashed into it with such force at an angle which made the back lift into the air and it spun round and over the other one.

Or maybe they're just fucking idiots

idk

[–]Diabolical_Intention 1 point2 points ago

Something like this, perhaps?

[–]theonlychad 0 points1 point ago

Ahh right in front of a dollar general

[–]holdsworth 0 points1 point ago

You underestimate the power of stupidity.

[–]S4NT0RUMZOIZ 1 point2 points ago

It already happened like 5 times, with the same car and same entrance! Umpossibru!

[–]Murseman87 0 points1 point ago

I like to call it LOFT.... Lack of fucking talent

[–]maseon50 0 points1 point ago

Karma Train! Woo Woo!

[–]Vackalak 0 points1 point ago

The cop is even like,"LMFAO!"

[–]Dantizzle 0 points1 point ago

Was it at a Walmart? If so, there's your answer

[–]kira87 0 points1 point ago

He bought the truck in the store and tried to drive it out.

[–]leaveitthere -2 points-1 points ago

Just sayin' mega repost. Saw it a few times now.

[–]Mitchmaker 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]leaveitthere -1 points0 points ago

This right here.

[–]atimes3 -2 points-1 points ago

Children in Africa die every time a major repost occurs

[–]imonthehighway -3 points-2 points ago

Three words: Asian female driver.

[–]Lawlta -4 points-3 points ago

How does a repost happen? Many ways, it's relatively easy! I'll outline a couple for you, so that you can keep scrounging up all those upvotes for when they become not worthless!

  1. See something from a facebook page that is hilarious? POST IT! Many people have seen it many times on reddit, but that won't stop you!

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I hope this was informative, so go scrounge up those upvotes, because with a name like JewFacePennySaver (the creativity in that name, oh lawd, it is so witty and not fucking stupid at all) you'll want to grab every last one you can!

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