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[–]tolarian_tutor 84 points85 points ago

I'd love to be a reposter, i'd just sit there going

Ahh, save

Ahhuh upload

Ow yeah, post

Give me 200 karma!

[–]studmuffffffin 16 points17 points ago

2000*

[–]Sl0anage 1 point2 points ago

Tagged "Sherlock Holmes" "Gets on Reddit sometimes"

[–]tolarian_tutor 1 point2 points ago

You had me tagged as sherlock holmes?

[–]comadorcrack 1 point2 points ago

And now I have you tagged as the same.

[–]k-dog-millionaire 1 point2 points ago

what episode is it from?

[–]bullhonke 1 point2 points ago

I misread this as "I would love to be the rapist."

[–]SirCalJerk 8 points9 points ago

Ahh Stanley, always a jokester. He's black you know.

[–]zxcv73 0 points1 point ago

Is that why he's between bars?

[–]in8joy 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, clearly I'm doing it wrong

[–]Mmbass -1 points0 points ago

aha...? wtf he says mmhmm.

[–]purplepug22 1 point2 points ago

This quote is what keeps me going towards my psychology degree.

[–]lms85 0 points1 point ago

Now I see you would love to be a therapist, how about an analrapist?

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 1 point2 points ago

"I would love to be the rapist!"

[–]cogdis 0 points1 point ago

Ok so my wife and I went to marriage counseling for a few years (very helpful, don't knock it till you try it). We were apparently good clients because after the appropriate duration of time our counseling contacted us and we see her occasionally from time to time outside of a counseling setting.... I just sent her this image.

[–]Wizecheezy 0 points1 point ago

I'd only do this if I could be batman in that deep as hell voice.

[–]RadioActiveKitt3ns -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah. As an actual therapist, whoever made this can go fall in a hole. In the most healthy manner possible, of course...

[–]SomeguyUK -3 points-2 points ago

Therapists do a lot more than that.

[–]Tadpole_Jackson 9 points10 points ago

Yes, thank you, that's the joke.

[–]Slayergnome 4 points5 points ago

But how does that make you feel?

[–]Aid4n -2 points-1 points ago

THERAPIST.

Let's break down this word.

The-Rapist.

Aha...Aha...Aha.

[–]tanq45 0 points1 point ago

He's on to us..

[–]postive_scripting 2 points3 points ago

I'm therapist? I am therapist? I would take the first statement anytime for its correct usage of grammar. I am the rapist. THERE. THAT IS THE CORRECT STATEMENT. YES I'M ANGRY AND I"M USING SHIFT INSTEAD OF CAPSLOCK.

[–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

You sound like you could use therapistfinder.com

[–]bat-fink -2 points-1 points ago

Queue, fucking bell-end saying "Therapists do a lot more than that..." as if he's the only fucking guy on the internet. Guess what, asshole. It's a fucking joke.

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[–]Grappindemen -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to make that joke. Saw you were downvoted. Conquered my desire to make that joke

Or as Ceasar put it, veni joke, vidi downvote, vici desire.

[–]DesertPunked -2 points-1 points ago

I've been looking for this picture for a while, thanks for posting man.