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[–]Crossthebreeze 35 points36 points ago

Was expecting Nic Cage.

[–]Cthuliet 9 points10 points ago

Was expecting someone to have shopped Nic Cage's face onto OP's image.

[–]hoopyfrood1 3 points4 points ago

r/onetruegod would like to have a word with OP

[–]shays 3 points4 points ago

[–]tapnswap 28 points29 points ago

[–]GFandango 6 points7 points ago

10/10 would let this king rule again

[–]Wardy4705 34 points35 points ago

I googled 'has anybody got a fuck i can borrow?' turned out no search results...

[–]ios_k 8 points9 points ago

Easy there Buzz Killington.

[–]Cameramanmanman 3 points4 points ago

I hope he has a story about a bridge.

[–]Battletooth -2 points-1 points ago

I googled myself in the shower this morning.

[–]ZenoDM 3 points4 points ago

I'd be disappointed. That isn't ceiling cat. It's not even Longcat.

[–]CloudedMind 5 points6 points ago

Very few still believe in the old gods. Most deny the holy wars between ceiling cat and basement cat. But can you blame them? It's been like 4 years since the last of it occurred.

[–]ZenoDM 2 points3 points ago

The world runs in eternal circles, as if chasing its tail. They will walk the intertubes again, and wage war on one another come Catnarok.

[–]CloudedMind 1 point2 points ago

This honestly made my midterm laden week. Thank you.

[–]Clown45 2 points3 points ago

You follow a false, pagan idol. ALL HAIL PIZZACAT!

[–]djtodd242 0 points1 point ago

[–]thehalfbloodmormon 1 point2 points ago

The Great Nyan...

[–]kiruclanz 1 point2 points ago

Blasphemy! This is fake! Everyone knows This is the one true God.

[–]TheInternetGod 2 points3 points ago

I don't look anything like that.

[–]jimjoebob 1 point2 points ago

you can't prove that you don't!

[–]GFandango 5 points6 points ago

Am I the only one around here who doesn't google random shit?

[–]Shamlezz 2 points3 points ago

No

[–]EatThePrescription 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]AdmiralHairdo 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps.

[–]landaaan 2 points3 points ago

[–]SirVoteALot[S] 12 points13 points ago

I scrolled a few pages ?

[–]Go1dTeamRules 17 points18 points ago

[–]phyK 7 points8 points ago

yeah.. that's a link to a website that links to this post...why am I getting downvoted?

[–]shays 7 points8 points ago

because Reddit is the fickle girlfriend it's users have never had.

[–]PinkKitty16 -1 points0 points ago

"huehuehue what's gonna get me the most karma."

[–]knighmare 1 point2 points ago

not everyone likes cats

[–]Hytanthas 1 point2 points ago

And his second coming will be fantastic!

[–]BigAk 0 points1 point ago

That's one funky cat

[–]papapodank 1 point2 points ago

If they were to make a live action Pokemon movie, pretty sure this would be the spitting image of Mew

[–]teyjohn 1 point2 points ago

[–]seedmole -1 points0 points ago

weird, it keeps collapsing into a cat in the center when i look at it.

[–]ka5p3r -1 points0 points ago

old song comes to life again.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYtEtIHyVJU

FUNNY

[–]JaayyB 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I clicked on this link I was thinking; "It's going to be a cat. It's definitely going to be a cat."

[–]c0r3y 0 points1 point ago

Fucking iPhone 5 can't take a skycat picture worth shit.

[–]blacklblskate54 0 points1 point ago

Interesting. I googled the same thing OP and didn't see this picture anywhere. I think you are trying to be a karma whore because you know Reddit likes cats.

[–]Daefows 0 points1 point ago

I am.

[–]ios_k 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate dog persons.

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be a subreddit just for this shit. Like... /r/googledoesntdisappoint.

[–]ottersaurusREX 0 points1 point ago

should we do it? we obviously have nothing better to do with out time

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

I don't really know if enough of these pop up to make a viable subreddit out of them.

[–]Beerasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Google Lord of the internet.

[–]ne0phyte 0 points1 point ago

Also search for the "final boss of the internet" on Youtube.

EDIT: It's UncleSamPatriots video.

[–]Cararacs 0 points1 point ago

With how much cat worship happens of internet walls, I am not shocked.

[–]ottersaurusREX 0 points1 point ago

[–]MudkipBaws 0 points1 point ago

That is not moot.

[–]AdmiralHairdo 0 points1 point ago

Blasphemy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I hate cats.

[–]jimjoebob 0 points1 point ago

*God of Reddit.

[ftfy]

[–]OjamaBoy 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who really doesn't like cat's that much?

[–]KMart27 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day bro!

[–]BrandonBamfington 0 points1 point ago

boxxy

[–]sortofabstract 0 points1 point ago

Now if a kind ps magician could make this facebook cover worthy I would be very grateful.

[–]nwolfe1990 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who thought of mew two when seeing this?

[–]skrillexisdead 0 points1 point ago

My this is outdated!

[–]skrillexisdead 0 points1 point ago

Goodness! What a dull post!

[–]ThatGuyWhoDoesNothin 0 points1 point ago

I must disagree, for Abraham Lincoln is the true God of the internet, He oversees use all. Deciding what is to be done in his domain.

[–]eaturdemons 0 points1 point ago

just like God, huge letdown. edit: I downvoted the fuck out of this, any harder and I would be rippen and a tearin.

[–]MPK49 0 points1 point ago

The artist is Mandy Stoller. Her art can be found here!

[–]DeanCutlet 0 points1 point ago

It's a setup: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/god-of-the-internet

Everyone knows the internet doesn't work that fast.

[–]blockpro156 1 point2 points ago

[–]cat_tastrophe 1 point2 points ago

hmm a sweater for my balls, well now i have to have it

[–]meluckycharms123 0 points1 point ago

Was at a local Lovers Lane and they were selling a snuggie for your private parts.... almost bought it.

[–]bowtiesnfezzesrcool -1 points0 points ago

That's the weirdest picture of Gaben I have ever seen.

[–]RahadJackson 0 points1 point ago

Read your title. Was crushingly disappointed.

[–]joopius 0 points1 point ago

This is actually "reddit's view of the God of the internet."

[–]Born-dead -2 points-1 points ago

happy cake day, by the way.

[–]pimpernel666 0 points1 point ago

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Genesis 1:1 (LOLCat Bible)

[–]Sarzul 0 points1 point ago

Oh thank god, I thought you Googled it on the toaster.

[–]CassivsAgrippa -1 points0 points ago

Lol

[–]mtbr311 -1 points0 points ago

This man has cake and cats, GIVE HIM UPVOTES

[–]aleeds1211 0 points1 point ago

Very nice sir, happy cake day to you

[–]Kathrynmeow -1 points0 points ago

ahhhhh awesome

[–]Sarioth -1 points0 points ago

Praise Ceiling Cat!

[–]MattAttack55 -1 points0 points ago

Where else would you google it?

[–]hollanes -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think you need to clarify the location of your google search. If it's google, it's on the internet. There's no offline google.

[–]VictusNex -3 points-2 points ago

Nyan nyan. Nyan forever.