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[–]phsyco 180 points181 points ago

While I know that Batman would never resort to gluing pubes to his archenemy's face, I can see this as Joker's reaction to it.

[–]slithymonster 68 points69 points ago

Gluing pubes is their weapon, not ours.

[–]llort_revocrednu 74 points75 points ago

Some people just want to watch the world itch

[–]imkindofimpressed 33 points34 points ago

some people just want to watch the world razor burn.

[–]RambleOff -5 points-4 points ago

i think you should edit out "world" so that the syllables line up the same. That way, if one reads the altered quote aloud, it's a little bit better timed, and therefore funnier.

If you don't know what I mean, listen to the line as spoken by Colonel Sanders from the film. If you add razor, it doesn't sound like the same line. But if he said "some people just want to watch the razor burn." it would be pretty much the same, but with different words for the pun.

edited for dumb. sorry

[–]Terminator426 24 points25 points ago

Heath Ledger didn't speak the line... Alfred did...

[–]ShelteredSolomon 12 points13 points ago

Michael Caine, muthafucka!

[–]Overtly_Stealthy 11 points12 points ago

My cocaine!

[–]ThePowerOfBeard 3 points4 points ago

Obligatory Dr. Rockso

[–]punkminkis 1 point2 points ago

g-g-g-g-yeah!

[–]crack-a-lacking 0 points1 point ago

I do cocaine!

[–]Terminator426 -2 points-1 points ago

Indeed sir, indeed.

[–]JA-loapospad -4 points-3 points ago

OMG , What is This

[–]RambleOff 1 point2 points ago

oh man that makes me double retard

sorry

[–]Terminator426 0 points1 point ago

Haha, it's cool man

[–]malaclypse 7 points8 points ago

Dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog: No one is that interested and the frog dies.

[–]Mac_Anu 1 point2 points ago

But if you're dissecting something, it's already dead. And dissecting frogs is fun and educational.

[–]RambleOff 0 points1 point ago

you're right, I'm a tool for posting that. if I weren't high I would've hit "cancel" instead. sorry

[–]SIckminded_fuck 2 points3 points ago

I object!

[–]fkociper 7 points8 points ago

cool story bro

[–]votava926 -3 points-2 points ago

Second

[–]TheBattler 6 points7 points ago

Especially if they were Batman's own pubes.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 21 points22 points ago

Batpubes.

[–]Msj2705 4 points5 points ago

The DarkPube Rises.

[–]Wrinklestiltskin -2 points-1 points ago

Batpubes Begins

Pretty crappy, I know... I could also see the joker saying something like "I don't remember ordering any crabs."

Edit:

Wow... Reading this now when I'm fully awake is a little shameful. My comments are always crap when I'm half asleep and delirious. Oh well, sorry guys.

[–]iamayam 2 points3 points ago

Joker might manipulate Batman to glue pubes to his face.

[–]belgianwafflestomp 1 point2 points ago

Go on...

[–]nimitzhunter 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Jesus.

[–]DrunkenAss 0 points1 point ago

The superglue alone would be unpleasant.

[–]starbuxed 1 point2 points ago

Can't you see he did it for the jokers benefit. Batman got him something you can't buy in stores. ANd we all know batman can buy anything. It just means so much more to the Joker.

[–]Shitballs1 128 points129 points ago

Oh, title..

[–]I_DONT_REDDIT 76 points77 points ago

Oh, comment..

[–]jarjarsinks 65 points66 points ago

Oh, reply...

[–]saraht0ga 56 points57 points ago

Oh, gif...

[–]323157 78 points79 points ago

Oh Jew!

http://imgur.com/r/funny/6R67S

[–]BigBadMrBitches 3 points4 points ago

Oh, punky.

[–]0l01o1ol0 10 points11 points ago

Oh, karma...

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[–]Stebbieranch 8 points9 points ago

Oh oil...

[–]PlayWordAssociation 0 points1 point ago

Oh, replay

[–]ghostinseashell 5 points6 points ago

Oh, retort...

[–]DeadWade 118 points119 points ago

No way does this belong anywhere but r/funny.

[–]nicholastempus 72 points73 points ago

False.

/r/batman

[–]BUKkAKE_WINDMILL 4 points5 points ago

False.

/r/pubes

[–]CynicalRealist 10 points11 points ago

/r/pubes

[–]pantalones_discoteca 5 points6 points ago

That's...that's am actual subreddit

ಠ_ಠ

[–]IceVest 4 points5 points ago

That it are

[–]rydan 7 points8 points ago

Could belong to /r/batman .

[–]YourAnMoran 14 points15 points ago

I rank this submission a two (2).

It means it takes two comment threads to hide before I see the first complaint about the submission not belonging to this subreddit.

Disclaimer: sorted by best.

[–]progammer 7 points8 points ago

Since best ranking can change overtime, a better way to rank would be to include an uniform period of time (say 4 hour after submitted) for a snapshot

[–]OneManDustBowl 2 points3 points ago

How about /r/comicbooks? Though it's actually been there a number of times already.

[–]_timmie_ -2 points-1 points ago

What about /r/batmansupergluespubestojokersface

It's a pretty niche subreddit, obviously.

[–]magister0 10 points11 points ago

R.I.P. r/WTF

[–]safebrowseatwork 12 points13 points ago

Looks like Ashton kutcher.

[–]kingphilco 35 points36 points ago

That's quite a repost you have there.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Batman & Joker 1com 15pts 7mos funny
Um, Batman, I think he is so serious 0coms 24pts 2mos funny
I don't think he is joking 2coms 66pts 6mos funny
Old but gold 26coms 465pts 3mos batman
I love it. 0coms 16pts 7mos funny
Batman visits the Joker 103coms 673pts 1yr funny
Never fall asleep when Batman's around. 0coms 14pts 7mos funny
This always makes me laugh 18coms 304pts 1yr pics
Damn it, Batman! 1com 5pts 5mos funny
I love it! 3coms 46pts 7mos funny
Batman Comic 25coms 267pts 12mos funny
Silly Joker!! 2coms 10pts 9mos funny
I love it. 0coms 12pts 21dys funny
I love it batman!!! 2coms -1pt 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]blackhawk465 7 points8 points ago

But never yet in WTF!

[–]lukelear 18 points19 points ago

Probably because it doesn't fucking belong here.

[–]OneManDustBowl 3 points4 points ago

It's probably been here before. Karma Decay isn't always 100% complete.

[–]Sawgon 6 points7 points ago

But it hasn't been posted to Gone Wild yet.

"My first [P]ost, be gentle"

[–]hkckoo 0 points1 point ago

12 months? its not THAT old

[–]Rock_n_Roll_Outlaw 0 points1 point ago

Nobody gives a shit dude.

[–]Lots42 -5 points-4 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]staplerphone 5 points6 points ago

You gorilla-masked me!

[–]jjbowman12 1 point2 points ago

I seee....

[–]ZomgitsKevinZong 0 points1 point ago

Of all the things Bruce Wayne, billionaire and crime fighter extraordinaire, could have done...

[–]ianryan 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the best Batman work Kevin Smith has ever done.

[–]Millerdjone 0 points1 point ago

I love this

[–]domnero 0 points1 point ago

yes yes yes.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

Looks similar to the same drawing style as The Maxx.

[–]TheRealDrCube 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone know if this panel (not the dialogue which I assume is not original) is an actual scene from the comic. And if so, which one?

[–]deshki 2 points3 points ago

Batman Cacophony, third and final issue.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't work when the original text is much funnier.

The Joke is talking about being high as shit due to hospital painkillers and seeing Batman's man-junk.

[–]ryanstuarthicks 0 points1 point ago

why is this on the front page

[–]Draiko -1 points0 points ago

Because he's the hair-O Gotham deserves...

[–]YourFavoriteHippo 1 point2 points ago

So this is r/funny now?

[–]AmericaHere 0 points1 point ago

http://memegenerator.net/instance/28769707

[–]vahouzn 1 point2 points ago

thats a very evenly distributed gorilla mask

[–]KidsKollectingKans 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING CLASSIC REACTION NO DOUBT!!!

[–]angrysacks -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't find this funny, why does everyone else, is there something I'm missing here?

[–]suicidemachine 1 point2 points ago

Considering Batman's face impression, it must have been something else than superglue.

[–]Icarus234 0 points1 point ago

Quickly Robin pass me my trusty Bat Pube Pube dispensal Pube from my utility belt!

[–]ilikefruitydrinks 0 points1 point ago

Atleast the title doesn't have the punchline in it.

[–]rotflmao 0 points1 point ago

monkey face!

[–]buttcheeky -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who read "you just caught me after my fap"? I need to go to bed.

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

Oh, shut the fuck up.

[–]Killzonintaing 0 points1 point ago

Batman, the mother of all badass.

[–]Killzonintaing 0 points1 point ago

Actually, hes more like badasses badass uncle.

[–]TheMightySpork 0 points1 point ago

I think it would be better without the joker's speech bubble in he third pannel. Or the first speech bubble being moved to the third pannel and nothing being in the first.

[–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

r/funny is that way.

[–]mentalorigami 0 points1 point ago

So it's /r/WTF's turn to see this reposted 20 times?

title comnts points age /r/
Batman & Joker 1com 15pts 7mos funny
Um, Batman, I think he is so serious 0coms 24pts 2mos funny
I don't think he is joking 2coms 66pts 6mos funny
Old but gold 26coms 465pts 3mos batman
I love it. 0coms 16pts 7mos funny
Batman visits the Joker 103coms 673pts 1yr funny
Never fall asleep when Batman's around. 0coms 14pts 7mos funny
This always makes me laugh 18coms 304pts 1yr pics
I love it! 3coms 46pts 7mos funny
Batman Comic 25coms 267pts 12mos funny
Silly Joker!! 2coms 10pts 9mos funny
I love it. 0coms 12pts 21dys funny
I love it batman!!! 2coms -1pt 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

I'm a bit concerned that my first thought was "Jake Gyllenhaal?!" and not "Why does the Joker have pubes on his face?"

[–]candre23 -1 points0 points ago

On the one hand, this doesn't even remotely belong in /r/WTF. On the other hand, I did chuckle. OK, here's your upvote, but don't let it happen again.

[–]Kronosys 0 points1 point ago

This is a great comic. In this one the Joker has been so heavily medicated that he is sane. So Batman takes a moment to have a conversation with him.

[–]JewhammadAli 2 points3 points ago

How does the title relate to the post? Or are you only using it to attract attention?

Also, how old are you? How can you consider this comic WTF material?

[–]PLUS_SIZED_SLUT 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts summed up. I've been seeing a lot of "Oh, ____" titles lately. I guess the OPs can't think up anything else. And yeah, this isn't WTF, it's not even funny.

[–]futt -3 points-2 points ago

Underbite Smiling Pubic Hair Beard Joker was well worth every bit of this upvote. Well done.

[–]Hefeweize -2 points-1 points ago

Golly

[–]KyMerra -2 points-1 points ago

laughed way too long at this

[–]joshychrist 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing on reddit to make me laugh in weeks.

[–]zoologic0 -2 points-1 points ago

this is the batman that should have been made

[–]nothingxs 0 points1 point ago

So out of curiosity, what comic # is this actually taken from before it got subjected to edits?

[–]JoeZarro 2 points3 points ago

It's from the (I think final) issue of the Kevin Smith written mini-series, Batman: Cacophony. Art was done by Walt Flanagan.

[–]boringdude00 1 point2 points ago

Batman #3. And it wasn't edited, the 40s were just CRAZY.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 0 points1 point ago

He's right you know

[–]anotherMrLizard 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory

[–]Zombie_Feeder 0 points1 point ago

Twist: Its actually killer crocs pubes.

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

Oh, 4chan. *

[–]CaptainQuebec -4 points-3 points ago

oh /b/...

FTFY

[–]matt_143 -3 points-2 points ago

I love pubes too

[–]SirKarma -5 points-4 points ago

This is a repost, the real post was posted like 3 months ago

[–]protomd -4 points-3 points ago

I did not see that coming at all. hahaha wow

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