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My girlfriend after I beg, and she finally agrees to give me a blowjob. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Zandercy42 27 points28 points ago

You're dating a cat?

[–]The_Painted_Man 10 points11 points ago

He was peeing while getting a bj? What the hell are we looking at here?

[–]Fleshgod 30 points31 points ago

Come on, this was just on the front page...

[–]nickthename -3 points-2 points ago

That's kinda the point, actually.

[–]OnlyHalfReal 71 points72 points ago

I will never understand why so many girls are so opposed to giving blow jobs. I actually enjoy giving them.

[–]-badgerbadgerbadger- 31 points32 points ago

How long have you been with your partner? I used to love giving them, but after 7 years with my partner the thrill of power that comes with getting them off is replaced by the sentiment that you're not getting anything out of the exchange.

[–]OnlyHalfReal 24 points25 points ago

I'm not currently in a relationship but my two longest relationships were 3.5 years and nearly 2 years. I never lost the enjoyment in either relationship. But it was never about power to me. I'm just a pleaser by nature.

[–]lovehate615 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, it makes me feel good to make other people happy. It's one of the more satisfying ways to be happy, I've found.

[–]OnlyHalfReal 3 points4 points ago

Exactly the way I feel.

[–]shakin 9 points10 points ago

Surely there will be a reciprocal exchange, no?

[–]-badgerbadgerbadger- 11 points12 points ago

very rarely. A ratio of about 20 to 1 I'd say :*(

[–]i_mormon_stuff 17 points18 points ago

That's the problem! - You should not give your partner oral unless he gives you oral. If you believe he won't do it after you have, make him do it first.

Or ya know, get a real man. I love going down on my wife.

[–]PALMER13579 2 points3 points ago

After I give my partner oral, she often doesn't reciprocate because she says she's too tired.

[–]i_mormon_stuff 2 points3 points ago

That is not fair. You should tell her the way it makes you feel. Communication is the only way to fix your problems with her.

[–]generichum4n 4 points5 points ago

Conversations usually hit a brick wall when "but giving a blowjob is sooooo much different" comes out.

Feels bad man

[–]Basmoth 1 point2 points ago

Know those feels man.

[–]i_mormon_stuff 1 point2 points ago

I feel bad for you guys. :(

But really if your partners are not willing to even have a proper conversation on the intricacies of give and take then maybe it's time you moved on. If you're not happy now and talking isn't working then you're not going to be happy in years from now either.

A relationship is more than just sex yes, but sex is very important too and you shouldn't settle for something that isn't what you want in any part of your relationship, by all means try and make it work but if you've tried and it isn't? move on.

[–]Amp3r 0 points1 point ago

So what is your opinion? Is giving a blowjob harder than going down?

[–]nickthename 5 points6 points ago

Ouch.

[–]Yeats 1 point2 points ago

That's the problem with most men. If you want to keep your partner engaged you need to put in more than you get out. The higher the ratio is the more she's gonna go out of her way to blow your freakin mind.

[–]PALMER13579 2 points3 points ago

I feel like my partner takes my giving her oral for granted now. I've definitely given her oral far more than she's given it to me. So its not just a 'male' issue as you say.

[–]-badgerbadgerbadger- 0 points1 point ago

I agree, Im bi and ive found that most of my partners have just been selfish. I guess its something I must go for :P

[–]cosmicomet03 0 points1 point ago

Thank god, I have the opposite issue... which isn't an issue. thank god!

[–]Amp3r 0 points1 point ago

You can answer the age-old question. What is harder? A blowjob or going down?

[–]indiemike 1 point2 points ago

One easy solution: 69.

[–]kiwimabee 3 points4 points ago

I've been with my partner for 8 years, and I would rather just give him a blow job than have sex. Either way, I'm not getting off...but at least then I don't look like as much of a bitch for doing it myself.

[–]Poofengle 4 points5 points ago

Well that's sad :(

[–]kiwimabee 1 point2 points ago

I know...unfortunately. It was never a problem until the past year and a half or so. I don't know what the problem is. I had to clear this up, though. Rereading my comment sounds like I'm blaming him. I think it's me.

[–]Aaronmcom 0 points1 point ago

As man who has never been able to have to orgasm during sex, I can only imagine the thrill a woman would get that they were somehow able to do the impossible. My ex was always so disappointed in herself that she couldn't get me off. But i did get the thrill of getting her off 7 times in a row.

[–]BobbyRayBands 0 points1 point ago

You're with a shitty BF then. The proper way to go about that is to return the favor after she takes care of you. You suck my dick, I do things to your vag you didnt know were possible. (That last part is 100% true 50% of the time)

[–]NicolaiStrixa 0 points1 point ago

time to look at things from a different angle (if you get my drift)

[–]Teslanaut 7 points8 points ago

So which half is real?

[–]OnlyHalfReal 9 points10 points ago

User name not relevant. The user name is in reference to my inability to have children. I was in a dark place when I made the account.

[–]tremendousguilt 8 points9 points ago

I understand infertility isn't a laughing matter, but I do want to cheer you up. "I enjoy giving blow jobs and I can't get pregnant" would probably be one of the most successful headlines in history for a personal ad/online dating profile. Just sayin'

Hope things are better for you now!

[–]OnlyHalfReal 4 points5 points ago

Haha, no worries, I definitely laughed at this. I've been coming to terms with this for a few months now. I still have my bad moments (particularly around friend's kids) but it gets a little easier each day.

[–]juror-number-8 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to hear about that.

[–]ShewantsIreland 13 points14 points ago

Severe abandonment issues, to the point where I had felt if I didn't do what he wanted sexually and otherwise, he would leave me. Because he always threatened to. After I got out of that relationship, I couldn't give a blowjob for years without panic attacks and anxiety, because that is what "Ryan" had always wanted. Even now if I know that the guy wants one or is expecting one I sometimes break down.

Anyway. I'm sure you don't want my life story, I was just saying that abuse...whether emotional, sexual, etc. is a reason why.

[–]aceman123 21 points22 points ago

This is unfortunate because 100% of men are in want of blowjobs 100% of the time.

[–]FauxShizzle 11 points12 points ago

As a man in need of a blowjob, I can confirm this.

Also, my name is Ryan. I am sorry for my kind.

[–]ImActuallyLieing -1 points0 points ago

It's okay, my sister is best buds with a guy named Ryan. He moved in with her and her four friends, and he gets to sleep in a bed with one of them. Usually the girls there just hang around naked because they don't want to get dressed.

Too bad they all reject him if he even tries to make a move.

Oh, Ryan.

[–]TrollInTraining 0 points1 point ago

You're a dirty liar!

[–]rockonnofx 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, but this is the funniest comment here.

[–]tremendousguilt 5 points6 points ago

I upvoted you because I don't think you deserve a downvote. Anyways, aceman123 is correct. Get some therapy, put it behind you, and smile. It's a great time to be alive.

[–]OnlyHalfReal 2 points3 points ago

I'm very sorry that happened to you, and I'm sire this is the case with many people but I have had conversations with others who had no explanation. I can also speak from the abused side. My high school sweetheart beat the Hell out of me and my last boyfriend was very emotionally abusive so this doesn't always affect all girls in that specific way. But I do believe it to be the cause for some.

[–]masterchiefr75 0 points1 point ago

I am now ashamed for having the name Ryan.

[–]WisconsnNymphomaniac -1 points0 points ago

You get panic attacks at the thought of giving a blow job. Wow, he fucked you up bad.

[–]chumupi 0 points1 point ago

It hurts my jaw :(

[–]OnlyHalfReal 0 points1 point ago

Ah, that I can understand for some people.

[–]teknoire7 2 points3 points ago

Get ready for the inbox onslaught.

[–]OnlyHalfReal 2 points3 points ago

Haha, hasn't been an issue so far. Although we'll see now that I've said this, I've probably jinxed myself.

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[–]thenameuwisheduhad 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry he is lying

[–]juror-number-8 0 points1 point ago

I respect you.

[–]necrons_ftw 0 points1 point ago

Go on

[–]Utasora 1 point2 points ago

I agree. I mean, getting oral back is nice, but I enjoy giving it even more. The satisfaction of my partner is pretty much a turn on for me.

[–]ManWithDominantClaw 0 points1 point ago

This makes you a Type 2 girl.

Type 1 is shown in the gif, known to many as the reluctant *lick... lick... lick*

Type 2 look up and smile as best they can, eliciting a more rapid *slurp slurp slurp slurp*

And Type 3? *hurk gurk gurk gurk hurk gurk*

[–]Slowmexican -1 points0 points ago

God bless you.

[–]kabukistar -3 points-2 points ago

I will never understand why so many guys like blowjobs.

[–]koolkid005 -1 points0 points ago

An orgasm you don't have to.work for?

[–]kilo4fun -2 points-1 points ago

It is a rare girl that is good enough at it to get me off.

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

Sad.

[–]mtb_girl 5 points6 points ago

I don't know you so I can't judge, but if you're the guy who won't go down on her, I don't blame her for lack of enthusiasm.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 18 points19 points ago

This was an awful post all the way around

[–]Twizted_N_Tattooed 12 points13 points ago

Wow you have to beg...

[–]Ash29k 3 points4 points ago

only losers beg fella, then again, only freaks let cats lick their dicks...

[–]melatoninkickingin 3 points4 points ago

That was a quick repost, but I'll give it to you... your title is much funnier.

[–]HymenAnnihilator 5 points6 points ago

Funny; this is me when your girl OFFERS to blow me: http://i49.tinypic.com/34ouj46.gif

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 16 points17 points ago

When your mom offers to blow me.

http://i.imgur.com/qjK34.gif

[–]HymenAnnihilator 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/0YY1F.gif

[–]mastershake3000 0 points1 point ago

You spelled boyfriend wrong.

[–]OGWiseman 2 points3 points ago

If you're begging your GF for blowjobs, you should get a new GF. By the way, ladies, if your man won't go down on you, find a new man. What the hell is wrong with people?

[–]sumuvamonkeyfiver -1 points0 points ago

Slight caveat: If you won't give oral, don't leave them because they won't.

[–]dagnart 0 points1 point ago

Beat me to it. Oral (both ways) comes standard with any relationship these days. Trade that lemon in for a better model.

[–]Rasputin_PoleSmiter 3 points4 points ago

So, in summary:

Your girlfriend is a cat.

You beg it for blowjobs.

You repost stuff that was on the front page literally hours ago.

[–]Cha0tikz 0 points1 point ago

I can only cringe as a cat blowjob. Sandpaper tongue!

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

I think this was a much better use of that GIF.

Edit: but that doesn't excuse the fact it was JUST on the front page hours ago. So instead of an upvote of downvote I will remain neutral.

[–]blacklotus21 -1 points0 points ago

The effort after all that beg...... She need some more motivation.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 0 points1 point ago

Fixed

[–]tattedspyder 0 points1 point ago

If that's what your blowjobs are like I don't think either of you are doing it right.

[–]SirKrisX 0 points1 point ago

This was just posted today. I can understand using it as a meme, but on the same day? Really?

[–]ohcumgache 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]fifty_buds 0 points1 point ago

The lackadasical licking. I'm all too aware of this happening. My bitch of an ex would sigh and say "grab your t-shirt" because apparently nutting in her mouth wasnt part of the deal. *le sigh

[–]BrianAnim 0 points1 point ago

Someone posted this literally 3 hours before you...

[–]mrpineapplehouse -2 points-1 points ago

fuckin A dude, this gif was on the front page earlier today. I know you'll say it isnt a repost because its a different title, but that shit belongs in /r/reactiongifs. I am not subscribed to /r/reactiongifs because I do not care for those, so please don't post them in /r/funny

[–]stagarms556 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel

[–]trsmash -2 points-1 points ago

I feel your pain good sir. I know just how you feel.

[–]jacksonco16 -5 points-4 points ago

You poor, poor person.

[–]alloverthefloor 0 points1 point ago

Fastest Repost Ever.

[–]K-Charb 0 points1 point ago

and the largest amount of times a cat gif can be recycled in a day goes to.....

[–]xSARGEx117x 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? Three hours, and it's already reposted again?

[–]Bond_007x 0 points1 point ago

Your GF = Deal Breaker.

[–]ravenpoo -3 points-2 points ago

So how do you get her to give you a bj what's your secret?

[–]BnGamesReviews -4 points-3 points ago

If you need to beg, you need to find a new girl.

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