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Can't get enough mic. (imgur.com)

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[–]malik753 292 points293 points ago

I laughed pretty hard because it is totally something I might do if I was bored and thought no one was watching

[–]Amandamwestbrook 69 points70 points ago

Yeah, it probably was one of those things that felt really smooth that sometimes you wanna just touch it with your face, y'know?

[–]iliketurtl3s 79 points80 points ago

Not the first time I've heard that before ;)

haha just kidding I have had no notable sexual encounters

[–]WarAndRuin 10 points11 points ago

This made me sad a little...only a little

[–]crseat 12 points13 points ago

and then a little turned on. Wait what?

[–]WarAndRuin 10 points11 points ago

It's a saddness boner...and I like it

[–]grenarchers -5 points-4 points ago

like this

[–]Shadowlurker791 11 points12 points ago

I agree, i actually do the same with my mic that sits on my desk. It's just a bordem thing that happens when watching a video.

[–]knight_simons 5 points6 points ago

I laughed cause this would be me if I was in the UN

[–]noahprine 1 point2 points ago

I only blew allitle more air out of my mouth than usual.

[–]_Raze_ 0 points1 point ago

tttchhhhehhhh.

[–]Eqchua 2 points3 points ago

This is actually a guy from Lithuania and yes he is part of the parlament i dont rem3ber his name but last name is Sustauskas i believe

[–]_koopatroopa_ 0 points1 point ago

I oft get made fun of for something similar

[–]ReverendDizzle 108 points109 points ago

If only we could get that dude and this kid, together.

[–]Mr_McPants 25 points26 points ago

Every time I see that kid, he reminds me of a real life ginger version of Ralph Wiggum for some reason.

[–]bretstar 18 points19 points ago

I lose my shit every time I see that. I think it's the way he looks right at the camera.

[–]mrkurtz 0 points1 point ago

for me it's the thing he does with his finger. i don't know wtf it is that he actually does, but yeah.

[–]Azalae 15 points16 points ago

He is the kid's grandfather

[–]pseudo_meat 6 points7 points ago

Sounds illegal.

[–]LotusPuddle 1 point2 points ago

What's so cute is that I know he thinks it looks like some bad ass war paint. Oh imaginations.

[–]CubanRefugee 105 points106 points ago

He thinks he's the Clit Commander.

[–]real00hammer7 28 points29 points ago

Damn it. Whenever you see the clit you will see this fucking face.

[–]PartisanDrinkTank 5 points6 points ago

Do you like trouser snakes?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -2 points-1 points ago

Do you like fish sticks?

[–]Eivis 37 points38 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBf4EM0m8Ck

[–]sesamesnap 13 points14 points ago

0:09 : "Oh shit...I'm being watched."

[–]asdfqwertzxcv 42 points43 points ago

The one time I find something related to my home country (Lithuania) on Reddit and it's this...

[–]LTU 27 points28 points ago

just to make you feel better - I'm from Lithuania and I'm fabulous.

[–]Simaska 2 points3 points ago

Upvotes for ALL fellow Lithuanians! :) Sabonis valdo!

[–]DiscoTwoDisco -4 points-3 points ago

I wish I could give you more up votes for that gif.

[–]JDre 12 points13 points ago

Hahahaha. Who is this?

[–]Eivis 24 points25 points ago

He is a very controversial political figure(now retired). Here he is driving drunk

[–]Killerbug 12 points13 points ago

Lithuanian polititian

[–]Wardy4705 11 points12 points ago

Watched this for so long! Actually chuckled for majority of it. Thank you reddit.

[–]drlarry 9 points10 points ago

He doesn't even cup the balls!

[–]mediocre_genius 6 points7 points ago

How to give a bad BJ.

[–]CaBz -2 points-1 points ago

You won the award of the funniest answer for this post.

[–]mediocre_genius -1 points0 points ago

If only I can win some of these caption contests for the New Yorker.

[–]Illinois_Jones 7 points8 points ago

Gotta be the LSD

[–]Kaitar 4 points5 points ago

oh jeez, this is something I would get caught doing...

[–]white_spruce 7 points8 points ago

Oh god... When you think that your country couldn't look worse you see this asshole on reddit. Nice ending of a nice day.

[–]JavaMoose 4 points5 points ago

Clearly he used to be an astronaut and those old habits die hard.

*Warning, .mov embedded video.

[–]BHynes92 4 points5 points ago

I'm gonna be honest: I do the same exact thing.

I have a very similar desk mic set up next to my computer for recording and gaming and whenever its not actually in use I fuck around with it using my face in a very similar fashion.

[–]ReligiousObjector 4 points5 points ago

It Tickles So Loud

[–]TelcoBro 7 points8 points ago

He's at a [8]

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 2 points3 points ago

Yeah he's definitely tripping on something, the sunglasses kind of help give it away.

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

The munching suggests a [9], but it is not in his dickhole, so definitely not a [10].

[–]blueeyedconcrete 2 points3 points ago

if a cat did this it would be adorable

[–]jokygabble 10 points11 points ago

Still kind of is...

[–]Tw1stedL0gic 3 points4 points ago

C'mon, we've all been that bored before.

[–]cssplayer 1 point2 points ago

Can someone superimpose a penis onto the microphone boom please? I will love you forever.

[–]NickolasVI 0 points1 point ago

Surprised it hasn't been done yet

[–]t00th_pick -1 points0 points ago

wut

[–]Sozin91 1 point2 points ago

Ladies

[–]HamproOne 1 point2 points ago

It's just marking it's territory.

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Now that's a politician I can relate with!

[–]datta_damyata 1 point2 points ago

Used to be a college radio DJ. I did this constantly.

[–]Poyoya 1 point2 points ago

My favorite way to itch my nose.

[–]Horse_Guy 1 point2 points ago

Haha first thing I actually laughed at on Reddit in a long time

[–]CTHarry 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck was that?!

[–]scoobydoo182 2 points3 points ago

I sat here for a minute, not understanding the joke because I thought he was say More In Comments. I'm not a smart man.

[–]estanmilko 1 point2 points ago

Too much time on gonewild...

[–]scoobydoo182 1 point2 points ago

or not enough...

[–]eyeofmine79 0 points1 point ago

All I need is one mic..

[–]MICHAELdirector 0 points1 point ago

I was just waiting for him to start deep throating it

[–]Evanderson 0 points1 point ago

That's how my girlfriend gives me blowjobs.

[–]misterbinny 0 points1 point ago

The man is actually talking through his nose. Quite common to do this.

[–]nismopowa 0 points1 point ago

He must have been fantasizing of a boob lol

[–]orionsbelt05 0 points1 point ago

I love this. That man is awesome.

[–]superlokj 0 points1 point ago

New story development This man is addicted to cocaine and the ways he takes it in public places is by rubbing it into the microphone and then snorting it.

[–]LTU 1 point2 points ago

is there any other way to take cocaine ?

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Many people rub it against their gums.

That might be what he's doing here.

[–]ReactsWithWords 0 points1 point ago

You should see what he does with two turntables.

[–]GeorgesProfonde 0 points1 point ago

Can't watch this without "hearing" schrr schrr schrrr

[–]Consequence6 0 points1 point ago

Until the kiss at the end, We've all been there, right?

[–]AlexDaKitten 0 points1 point ago

George Lucas can't handle foreplay.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

I'd probably do the exact same thing if I had to sit and listen to hours of redundant bureaucratic bullshit.

[–]dk0163 0 points1 point ago

The damn nibble at the end. I lose it every time.

[–]aryst0krat 0 points1 point ago

"He's just itching his nose, what's the big okay what?"

[–]jturkish 0 points1 point ago

it's like my cat playing with the door stopper - boing boing hee hee hee boing boing

[–]HellHaven 0 points1 point ago

bonos looking old.

[–]oats2go 0 points1 point ago

Just the tip?

[–]mochacapp 0 points1 point ago

strangest...boner...

[–]worldrallyunknown 1 point2 points ago

As an A/V tech ,

FUCK YOU !!!!

[–]Happycamper101 0 points1 point ago

Oh microphone, no one understands our love.

[–]QuizzicalAppleWorm 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised no one has edited the gif and replaced that mic with something else...

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

Can't get enough, MORE IN COMMENTS?

I came here expecting extra gifs. What the hell, man?

[–]bathroomstalin 1 point2 points ago

I love you, Mic. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I don't know what that makes me... but I know what my heart is telling me. Let's run away to Milan so we can be together and give ourselves over to a love that dare not speak its name. What say you? I must have your feedback.

[–]livefromheaven 0 points1 point ago

Eskimo kiss!

[–]Great_Bambi 0 points1 point ago

I am the mic commander!!

[–]irmantasplius 1 point2 points ago

Funniest thing is that he was Lithuanian politician and this happened in parliament

[–]Blazeholden 0 points1 point ago

laughed hysterically for a few minutes because i do this in the tech booth ALL the time.

[–]Flightlesshawk 0 points1 point ago

Dat microphone.

[–]Yelnik 0 points1 point ago

Jeff Daniels?

[–]Katiechriste 0 points1 point ago

Prrrrrr prrrrrrr meow meow

[–]Lazay 0 points1 point ago

I know that's something I do a lot.

[–]25356208 1 point2 points ago

being an audio engineer, I have seen a lot worse mic technique. At least that man would be heard.... if he was actually saying something, that is.

[–]RandomPratt 0 points1 point ago

"Testing, One Chew. One Chew. Testing, One Chew."

[–]omgucr 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one who came here looking for "More In Comments"

[–]DiscoTwoDisco 0 points1 point ago

Wow! Really? I could care less about karma. I found that gif to be funny. You are a cock sucker. Cough cough that cock in your mouth.

[–]The_Master_of_LOLZ 0 points1 point ago

His wife? http://i.imgur.com/Kt3Dr.gif

[–]Naujalis 0 points1 point ago

he was in parlament in my country (in fact this is a session in parlament at the moment he is playing with mic :D ) I really love my country :)

[–]blastfemur 0 points1 point ago

Is that Foster Brooks?

[–]sambotage 0 points1 point ago

MDMA

[–]stagarms556 1 point2 points ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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