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[–]I_Ate_Out_My_Mom 53 points54 points ago

[–]mrs_awesome 80 points81 points ago

Dude, with your user name?

[–]I_Ate_Out_My_Mom 93 points94 points ago

Don't judge me, lady.

[–]Skyrim_Enthusiast 0 points1 point ago

Was this before or after your arms healed?

[–]Nerd_Herd42 0 points1 point ago

I agree with fezzic.

[–]cougheeNsmokes 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Samurai Jack, I just started re watching this series and I forgot how good it is.

[–]chucknorris24 118 points119 points ago

Every time. I do this every single time.

[–]donykin 34 points35 points ago

Let me picture it.............There. Now I'm off to masturbate.

[–]WarAndRuin 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]GibstDuKopf 1 point2 points ago

/r/ttotm (NSFL)

Edit: I clicked a link to this sub about a month ago in a thread in the front page. Don't click.

[–]MrMono1 8 points9 points ago

[–]thebraus 1 point2 points ago

.....

There is a subreddit for everything man...

That shouldn't be one of those things...

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

WHY IS THAT LINK RED ಠ_ಠ

[–]xrelaht 2 points3 points ago

Because everything in that SR is too.

[–]missietastic 1 point2 points ago

goddamnit why did I click this. I live it, I don't need to see it anywhere else.

[–]svgklingon 1 point2 points ago

"Don't click" he said. "NSFL" he said. Damnit, why don't I ever believe there a lower rung of subreddit hell every single time?

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 0 points1 point ago

I actually clicked on one link and started to cry

[–]DJ_codeword 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure that this subreddit just turned me gay

[–]IhateKatie 7 points8 points ago

Yay! New ritual

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 0 points1 point ago

I cry everytim

[–]hmbloz 0 points1 point ago

This has a weird amount of downvotes.

[–]ChopStickInMyPeeHole 126 points127 points ago

this makes me wish i had a vagina...

[–]LettersFromTheSky 24 points25 points ago

Then you'll have to change your username to "ChopStickInMyVagina"

[–]userbelowisamonster 115 points116 points ago

But...a girl has one too...its a separate entity.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 81 points82 points ago

its a separate entity.

All hail the separate entity.

[–]ueptvoovtpeu 34 points35 points ago

Much ado about nothing

[–]AryaArgetlam 0 points1 point ago

And I understand the reference of your image about understanding that reference!

[–]musicalatte 14 points15 points ago

Inside reddit jokes!

[–]FNGPete 35 points36 points ago

I exhaled slightly more than normal.

[–]HiVoltRock 3 points4 points ago

Inside Reddit jokes...

[–]rhymes_with_chicken 3 points4 points ago

i get one! i get one! there's probably a meme for that.

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 1 point2 points ago

No cake for the impurity.

[–]Loopbot75 1 point2 points ago

You're a monster

[–]nate199 1 point2 points ago

You monster!!!

[–]Thisisacoolname 18 points19 points ago

Girls don't pee out of their vaginas...

[–]OhBlackWater 2 points3 points ago

I have had a chopstick in my peehole. This is weird.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

Well... just keep on rollin' then, I guess.

[–]Cellophanehogwash 37 points38 points ago

You can't see her forehead.

[–]Atlanticlantern 23 points24 points ago

It's for the best, I'm sure.

[–]bashpr0mpt -4 points-3 points ago

Not to make a mark on your on forehead! That's worse than your off forehead! D:<

[–]hall31605 48 points49 points ago

[–]deathbytray 27 points28 points ago

Stuffing cookies up your vagina to see if you'll poop rainbow.

I'm no expert on female anatomy, but I'm gonna go with 'no' on this one.

[–]rodentdp 9 points10 points ago

Correct. This will cause you to give birth to a rainbow instead.

[–]charrzard 11 points12 points ago

This is a parody blog.

[–]Net_Bastard 9 points10 points ago

I laughed at this one.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 25 points26 points ago

pulling out your pubic hairs one by one and then using them as dental floss

What. The. Fuck?

[–]HopeinaBottle 11 points12 points ago

"This is a parody blog."

[–]gabyfoxx 9 points10 points ago

It's actually very efficient.

[–]SPEECHLESSaphasic 7 points8 points ago

Only if you let them grow out long enough to make a pubic braid.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

I hear tell that's how you can identify the girl wookies.

[–]Respondir 4 points5 points ago

I did that in first grade. Not with pubic hair, nononono, but with the hair on my head.

[–]motdidr 8 points9 points ago

"faded jeans -justgirlythings"

what?

[–]dragondrummer8 9 points10 points ago

"Freckles- justgirlythings". I didn't know what to say

[–]motdidr 6 points7 points ago

Wow, I'm glad I stopped reading when I did. That one just gave me an aneurysm.

[–]spottedcat7 3 points4 points ago

This one makes me really angry: "the days when you're so emotionally drained that you can't get out of bed"

that's not Just a Girly Thing - that's being depressed. there are medicines for that. also, boys get depressed too. It's OK!

[–]motdidr 4 points5 points ago

"breathing oxygen -justgirlythings"

[–]NextName 0 points1 point ago

You can't say someone is depressed just based off of that.

[–]Skyrim_Enthusiast 0 points1 point ago

"I just went through a breakup! I'm so tired this morning! I need pills now!"

[–]slugslime 7 points8 points ago

I smell my fingers after a good pussy scratch. shrugs

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

Is that how you determine the "Best if Used By:" date?

[–]m0ondoggy 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to force my wife to learn how to fart the happy birthday song, thanks for the great idea.

[–]kuatsimoto 2 points3 points ago

This is probably the worst one

[–]superawesomecookies 3 points4 points ago

giving your boyfriend a blow job and then letting him pee in your mouth to see if it tastes like mott's apple juice

.......... wat.

[–]pilvlp 1 point2 points ago

I can't wait to find someone's facebook logged in. I'm going to be uploading some photos!

[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

having people telling you to close your legs because they can smell tuna.

Huh.

[–]dario24 15 points16 points ago

Maybe r/ttotm would like this post?

[–]DenryM 33 points34 points ago

In case anyone's wondering, it stands for "That Time Of The Month," and it appears to be a bunch of pictures of girls' vaginas while bleeding...

I regret going there. Don't make the same mistake I did. The curiosity isn't worth it.

[–]Lightfail 11 points12 points ago

...shit, I didn't believe you....

[–]waltdisneysbambi 14 points15 points ago

I adventured and regretted it.

[–]OnceInATre0n 11 points12 points ago

I understand /r/spacedicks is tempting, but trust me guys, you don't want to go to /r/ttotm.

But hey, have the links anyway. Click at your own peril.

[–]karma1337a 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, I'm gonna let that one stay blue.

[–]OhBlackWater 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]OnceInATre0n 2 points3 points ago

Well I did warn you.

[–]om_nom_nom 11 points12 points ago

Where the fuck did you just send me?!

[–]ffcsquall24 5 points6 points ago

to hell and back my friend, How was your trip?

[–]om_nom_nom 5 points6 points ago

I didn't even know this was a thing. Like logically it should be, cuz rule 34 and all that, but still what the fuck.

[–]caiada 3 points4 points ago

I don't know how to feel about this beyond cursing my curiousity.

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 3 points4 points ago

Guys it really isn't that bad.

[–]dirty1391 0 points1 point ago

The sidebar picture itself is that bad.

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 0 points1 point ago

That's because she looks like a zombie girl who sharted. Most of the others aren't too bad.

[–]Horse_Guy 2 points3 points ago

My wiener just crawled up inside me

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[–]waytogokip 0 points1 point ago

Still better than giving your kid to your mom.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

That's probably not good for the dachshund.

[–]jmainceah 2 points3 points ago

:(

[–]thebeefwithwings 6 points7 points ago

oh. is this what other people do? I like other people even less now.

[–]rgeguypic 5 points6 points ago

But on meth it is.

[–]testecals 5 points6 points ago

I literally gagged.

[–]wlglane68 0 points1 point ago

So ..did...I

[–]Eulenspiegel74 6 points7 points ago

THIS.

... is what would happen if men had periods. And vaginas.

Or if women were more like men.

[–]notmaryrose 13 points14 points ago

As a girl who got her period today, THIS HAS GIVEN ME A REASON TO LIVE

[–]Pdiamond 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of this from my 4chan days.

[–]karma1337a 0 points1 point ago

I've seen something very similar on texts from last light. I presume this is the inspiration for the image macro.

[–]kingwolfos 0 points1 point ago

I remembered that as well. Here it is.

[–]TheWillbilly9 3 points4 points ago

The label bother's me more than the message. That is not how you write a cursive "s". That is a "z".

[–]iwasinnirvana 13 points14 points ago

it's supposed to be a z because justgirlythingz is a parody of justgirlythings. That blog is entirely dedicated to poking fun of this ridiculous shit.

[–]TheWillbilly9 4 points5 points ago

Where do people find this shit???

[–]iwasinnirvana 1 point2 points ago

tumblr, of course. People put the stupidest shit there.

[–]Procify 0 points1 point ago

Here's how I see it.

4chan creates the content. Reddit filters it. The good things are reposted on Reddit for everyone to cry, and the bad goes to Tumblr.

This is coming from someone who has a Tumblr. (albeit I only have 6 followers)

[–]ivosaurus 2 points3 points ago

The unnecessary apostrophe in your sentence bothers me even more. :/

[–]TheWillbilly9 1 point2 points ago

You win this round...

[–]Froggy_hop 2 points3 points ago

SOMEbody graduated grade 3 with flying colours. I still can't make a z OR an x.

[–]SunnyD8603 3 points4 points ago

Why can't you make an x? This is it.

[–]TheWillbilly9 0 points1 point ago

Well shucks blush

[–]jawapride 3 points4 points ago

This is what /r/WTF is about. Not silly gore. That's just shocking.

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 0 points1 point ago

But I like gore. As long as it occurs in a "wtf" type of situation, I think it's great. This post just made me giggle.

[–]gingersnapyoface 16 points17 points ago

It's fun being a girl :)

[–]105Hummel 2 points3 points ago

"on your on forehead"

[–]MisSigsFan 3 points4 points ago

Fuckin tumblr.

[–]butterscotchripple 1 point2 points ago

Fucking stupidity.

[–]AllMnM 0 points1 point ago

the weird part of girls

[–]TakeMySandAndRun 1 point2 points ago

Is this from a blog entry about that haunted house attraction where the monsters frisk you and stuff?

[–]leaccountlele -1 points0 points ago

Okay, could someone tell me where this shit comes from? I've seen two disturbing ones, and I wanna know what sick fuck makes these.

[–]Sashalexandra 0 points1 point ago

Ha!

[–]SollyBoy 1 point2 points ago

"Don't ask me - I'm just a girl! Tee Hee!" -Malibu Stacy

[–]PinneappleSoup 0 points1 point ago

I just need to know... Has this ever actually been done?

[–]no_som_res 0 points1 point ago

Que??

[–]mariaisabell 0 points1 point ago

just girly things

LMFAO

[–]Squackula -1 points0 points ago

WATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWAT?

[–]Ponox 0 points1 point ago

I was under the assumption that all women did this. Why you so surprised?

[–]icky_fingers 1 point2 points ago

Female here, I do this every chance I get.

[–]winddancer613 -1 points0 points ago

Dat relevant username.

[–]jahern11 0 points1 point ago

... that high.

[–]Fereta 0 points1 point ago

Well, it is toomuchweed.tumblr.com.

[–]Serge3444 1 point2 points ago

POW! right in the childhood!

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

If I knew a girl who actually did this, I would try and spend as much time with her as I could, with the intent of eventually marrying her.

[–]andiipandii143 -1 points0 points ago

you would marry a girl who holds a bloody tampon up in the air, and then spreads her own menstrual blood on her own forehead? have you ever seen menstrual blood? it's way more gross than any other blood. have you ever seen a used tampon? it does not belong in the air, it belongs in the trash or in a toilet. that's super gross, and I sincerely hope that your future wife is insanely rad without having to wipe period on her face.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

you would marry a girl who ...

Yep. Kooky girls are awesome. And the description of the act sound like she isn't embarrassed about anything. Also, fetishes are fun!

have you ever seen a used tampon

Only once, in a very dimly lit room, while I was mostly distracted.

future wife

haha, c'mon man, we both know that's not going to happen.

[–]Likes_to_Waggle 0 points1 point ago

on your on forehead

[–]eat_fish 0 points1 point ago

Simba is my dog's name. ಠ_ಠ

[–]lwaugh11 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I do this! Said no woman ever...

[–]lisshales 0 points1 point ago

Whoooooa there are some nasty bitches out there....

[–]KhanRtist 0 points1 point ago

The title expresses my thoughts

[–]Drsalamander 0 points1 point ago

o.O that's not what those are made for? Oh...

[–]WrittenInTheStars 0 points1 point ago

I've seen plenty of these JustGirlyThings posts. But this one. What the hell? I'm pretty sure most girls don't do this

[–]missysue 0 points1 point ago

Just no. I'm now concerned for the next generation.

[–]Private0Malley 0 points1 point ago

What did I just read...

[–]felicityrc 1 point2 points ago

AMA request: someone who does this

[–]MagmaGuy 0 points1 point ago

That text blew my mind several times before I even finished reading it.

[–]kiwimabee 0 points1 point ago

It's a girl thing, obviously. If it were a guy thing...then it might get weird.

[–]Mattz2012 0 points1 point ago

I know the girl in the picture...

[–]BestTastingFish 0 points1 point ago

Don't mind me, I'm just in a shit mood.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCKING SHIT. FUCKING.

/end.

As you were.

[–]dih_key 0 points1 point ago

Bottom left-hand corner "toomuchweed.com".... NO amount of weed could make me do this.

[–]bobmillahhh 0 points1 point ago

Using z's for s's is truly wtf worthy.

[–]In_Love_With_You 0 points1 point ago

It seems like a lot of girls do or want to do this. Please.. Please prove me wrong.

[–]Grytpype-Thynne 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Give her a Sharpie and and an old Nieman Marcus catalog.

[–]LuckyDuck77 0 points1 point ago

Why can't people use correct grammar/spelling if they're going to try and be funny or weird... or whatever the fuck their intention might be... why?

[–]Jedmands 0 points1 point ago

Well that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]ThreeHolePunch 0 points1 point ago

downvote for spelling what wrong.

[–]totalbetty -2 points-1 points ago

This was originally on "texts from last night" and instead it was about a dude doing that with his cum after sex.

here you go

[–]arborday365 0 points1 point ago

[–]T0RB1T 0 points1 point ago

Look at bottom of image toomuchweed.tumblr.com -_-

[–]CrankyCorgy -2 points-1 points ago

Swag

[–]ScuzzyStarcraft 0 points1 point ago

This is not wtf at all. Total garbage post.

[–]breaking_bald -3 points-2 points ago

Its lord of the flies meats foul bachelorette frog. It made me actually say "what the fuck," so have an upboat.

[–]Impartofthingstoo 7 points8 points ago

Meats?..

[–]breaking_bald 2 points3 points ago

whoops meets* not that lord of the flies wasn`t just a huge sausage-fest anyways

[–]claytoboss 1 point2 points ago

i believe he means to slam his meat into. Cool guy

[–]jjbowman12 -4 points-3 points ago

My jesus

[–]Asphaltstalks -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.

[–]emvatis -1 points0 points ago

yolo!

[–]overused-meme-alert -3 points-2 points ago

yolo

boop

.

[–]shitty_novelty_alert 0 points1 point ago

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[–]princessvidal -3 points-2 points ago

REALLY? Nobody does that.

[–]Procify 3 points4 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]stevenwalters -1 points0 points ago

YOLO

[–]overused-meme-alert -3 points-2 points ago

YOLO

BLEEP BLOOP

.

[–]EMRaunikar -4 points-3 points ago

Ever do that to a chick with your jizz?

[–]AudioRat 5 points6 points ago

Yeah your mother enjoyed it.