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Disco Jesus; seen in a front yard in town. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dumpsta_baby 47 points48 points ago

Peel off a couple of mirror shards and I reckon you'll find the body of a local missing person in that thing. It's the classic 'hide in reflective Messiah' method of corpse disposal.

[–]Altyrnate 9 points10 points ago

The messiahs need not be reflective, nor do the vessels need to be messiahs. Airtight is the only concern.

Source: experience

[–]Shitygif 3 points4 points ago

Anyone who tries to investigate is committing blasphemy.

[–]No_name_Johnson 0 points1 point ago

...Dave?

[–]dumpsta_baby 1 point2 points ago

I once knew a man called dave.

He kept a dead whore in a cave.

She smelt like shit

was covered in spit.

But think of the money he saved.

... and no.

[–]MBAfail 1 point2 points ago

The exposed part of the head looks pretty realistic....CSI enhance!

[–]Digital_Zeppelin 142 points143 points ago

Disco Jesus died for your spins.

[–]TomSmithy23 48 points49 points ago

Proof.

[–]Absolum 10 points11 points ago

This...this is perfect.

[–]Jah590 1 point2 points ago

Right when I clicked on your link Muses' "Panic Station" started playing. I laughed pretty hard>Proof.

lol

[–]canucklehead13 1 point2 points ago

More proof

[–]Ehkoli 30 points31 points ago

Disco never died, it is just waiting to be resurrected

[–]RickRussellTX 16 points17 points ago

If these trends continue... Aaaaaay!

[–]sirushimself 15 points16 points ago

Aluminium Jesus died for your tin.

[–]itsagoodtime 9 points10 points ago

ATM Jesus died for your tens.

[–]atrociousxcracka 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

Why would Jesus have a personal identification number number.

Also what does this have to do with anything?

[–]RichardWolfVI 2 points3 points ago

He's entering an ATM PIN, and he's using his "date of birth" as the PIN, December 25th, as some people do.

[–]feilen 2 points3 points ago

I use my Personal PIN Number, personally.

[–]aspartam 0 points1 point ago

I only do this at ATM machines.

[–]NoCowLevel 7 points8 points ago

Bowler Jesus died for your pins.

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

Camera Jesus died for your lens.

[–]pixelbits 7 points8 points ago

Morbidly obese Jesus died for your chins.

[–]xcRacerxx 4 points5 points ago

Farmer Jesus died for your hens.

[–]TheFundleBunny 2 points3 points ago

Family Jesus died for your kin.

[–]pixelbits 2 points3 points ago

Alcoholic Jesus died for your gin.

[–]LaureoTheOreo 1 point2 points ago

Waste disposal Jesus died for your bin

[–]xcRacerxx 1 point2 points ago

Dermatologist Jesus died for your skin.

[–]whiskeytango55 7 points8 points ago

Blessed are the beatmakers for they shall be called sons of Funk

[–]egbruce 3 points4 points ago

He does need to be put on a spinning pedestal, with ground lights. Just the right thing to do for a disco Jesus. Oh......and outside speakers please.

And muchos gracias for the Christmas decoration idea.

[–]Lorimor 2 points3 points ago

Came here for the puns. Left satisfied.

[–]aliensonTeslaworms 1 point2 points ago

Jesus died for somebody's spins...but not mine.

[–]bounty1012 -1 points0 points ago

And then he resurrected some fresh beats.

[–]turtlekitty30 0 points1 point ago

Then he took the wheel

[–]Cellophanehogwash 27 points28 points ago

Ain't no party like a crucifixion party

[–]DarwinismObvious 10 points11 points ago

'Cause a crucifixion party don't stop

[–]H5Mind 10 points11 points ago

STOP! Hammer time!

[–]Wakeeta 2 points3 points ago

Ain't no party like my nana's tea party

[–]Tbabs 0 points1 point ago

'eeeeey, oooooh

[–]Journalisto 12 points13 points ago

I'm going to PM this to NinjaDiscoJesus.

[–]firecoloredfeathers 4 points5 points ago

Damn, you beat me to it!

[–]bigbudtrill 11 points12 points ago

jazz hands!

[–]Infernaloneshot 11 points12 points ago

He died for your sequins

[–]BaboonEnglish 9 points10 points ago

Jesus is wearing WAAAAY more than his 23 requisite pieces of flair. You go, Jesus.

[–]internetaffairs 7 points8 points ago

and stayin' alive He did...

[–]SulMatul 6 points7 points ago

WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I'M A HOLY MAN; NO TIME TO TALK

[–]ToXicXxX 6 points7 points ago

Disco Jesus died for your funk.

[–]belindatookus 4 points5 points ago

Does anyone else see that it looks like the top of a real person's head and ear?

[–]tevert 0 points1 point ago

I'd have gone with vampire Jesus..... but maybe not.

[–]Sinthemoon -1 points0 points ago

We're not talking about that.

Crucifixion was still a better love story, though.

[–]DR_McBUTTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

Disco Jesus danced for your sins.

[–]Stainless-S-Rat 3 points4 points ago

Holy Hell one of the few crucifixion depictions where they have the placement of the arm nails correct.

+1 for accuracy.

[–]jamar0303 0 points1 point ago

And -100 because Jesus was most certainly not a disco ball.

[–]adamcan2 2 points3 points ago

True that. Classic stigmata wounds would never work for crucifixion. Putting a nail in the middle of the hands wouldn't keep you on a cross for 3 hours, much less three days. One other interesting fact--crucifixions almost never used nails at all. They were way too valuable. Rope was commonly used to tie the wrists and ankles (and sometimes the neck) to the cross.

[–]LittleInfidel 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure this was a piece entered in Art Prize ( Grand Rapids, MI )

[–]nbrennan 2 points3 points ago

It's not from Donna Summer's funeral?

[–]Bro_Hawkins 2 points3 points ago

Relevant.

[–]isleno 2 points3 points ago

The only thing that would make this better is if it was on fire...

[–]Infiltr4tor 3 points4 points ago

Little early for Christmas aint it? Haven't even had Halloween yet.

[–]TheFraz311 -1 points0 points ago

Relevent

[–]IHAS80085 1 point2 points ago

I want it

[–]nyannekochan 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was Twilight Jesus.

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

When I looked at the comments it had 777 points...take that as a sign..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Proof Jesus loves teh gays.

[–]vendetta2115 1 point2 points ago

Jah, Jah, Jah, Jah, stayin alive, stayin alive.

[–]misterbinny 0 points1 point ago

"Macho..macho maaaaaan."

[–]CamCamJenkins 0 points1 point ago

Does Jesus = Rob Pattinson = Vampire that glistens in the sun? o_O

[–]pyrinja 0 points1 point ago

Turning water into funk.

[–]StonedApeTheory 1 point2 points ago

The silver surfer has been crucified.

[–]TheMeIsHiding 0 points1 point ago

Must've been one of Ke$ha's concert props...

[–]raubana 0 points1 point ago

That's actually kind of awesome.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

This somehow seems more oddly appropriate than ever it could have possibly been before.

[–]JimmyM0240 0 points1 point ago

Who knew Jesus was a Twilight vampire?

[–]jrglpfm 2 points3 points ago

I like to party so I like my Jesus to party...

[–]Sluisifer 0 points1 point ago

That's actually really well done.

[–]AGNTHxxR 1 point2 points ago

JAZZ HANDS!!!

[–]TheNoodleyOne 0 points1 point ago

So that is what happened to the jazz man from the umn campus...

[–]RedheadMassacre 0 points1 point ago

thats beautiful

[–]WeDanceAlone 1 point2 points ago

Did he turn water into funk?

[–]consumeradvocacy -2 points-1 points ago

Mexicans...

[–]brookewatchesyou 0 points1 point ago

He rose again, to raise the roof.

[–]RichardsonSam 0 points1 point ago

That actually looks pretty cool.

[–]aliensonTeslaworms 0 points1 point ago

No Jesus Christ Superstar comments?

[–]Redditatemyhomework 0 points1 point ago

Puts a new spin on "spirit fingers."

[–]SeppW 1 point2 points ago

Why did Jesus need help at the disco?

'Cause he is risen and can't get down!

[–]schradernater 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or are his legs waaay too short?

[–]myowndevo 1 point2 points ago

When I lived in Austin, there was a house with a statue of Jesus in their front yard with a disco ball hanging above Jesus' head. That house was also well known for drug dealing.

[–]Midwest_man 0 points1 point ago

You might not like him, minister. But you gotta admit Jesus got style!

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 1 point2 points ago

During the zombie walk in Saskatoon someone dressed up as zombie Jesus. They are my hero.

[–]GeeWillakers17 1 point2 points ago

My friend's uncle made that.

[–]HeyImNull 0 points1 point ago

Oddly relevant.

[–]bounty1012 1 point2 points ago

Where's Mirror Ball Mary when you need her?

[–]a_hungry_anus -1 points0 points ago

If this is WTF material for you then you really need to expand your mind a bit.

[–]turtlekitty30 0 points1 point ago

TIL Jesus is a disco ballerina

[–]hummingbird910 -1 points0 points ago

Where is this???

[–]FatDIck9 1 point2 points ago

ah ah ah ah stayin alive! stayin alive!

[–]darkmatter314 0 points1 point ago

Looked like a pose Michael Jackson would pull off

[–]Miroudias 0 points1 point ago

All I saw was a black guy that be ballin' yo'!

[–]weshouldhaveshotguns 0 points1 point ago

I swear, I was looking up ridiculously expensive things on etsy and saw this bad boy. Edit: as I recall he is stuffed with pages from the bible

[–]organicautomatic -1 points0 points ago

http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/3986128+_0e29a0446d96d138e7f1b06aa63261cf.jpg

[–]legayme 0 points1 point ago

It looks like someone is inside of it.... Look at the head.... Uhh

[–]poppyseedtoast 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Lady Gaga found a new place to live!

[–]senorbates 0 points1 point ago

That is fuckin' petrifying.

[–]Xander44 0 points1 point ago

Those aren't spirit fingers..... THESE, are spirit fingers

[–]hotdad69 0 points1 point ago

isnt he fabulous?

[–]Disco_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

Buddha > Jesus

[–]Killzonintaing 0 points1 point ago

God made man, jesus made water into disco.

[–]vigilantesd 0 points1 point ago

You should seen him in full dance mode HERE! ,not just hangin' around... edit for accidental extra tag

[–]renob151 0 points1 point ago

I bet they give you little slips of paper with Bible versus on it instead of candy.....

[–]Jlc2100 0 points1 point ago

Swag

[–]MBSquared -2 points-1 points ago

Never makes sense that out of all the things jesus supposably did, they represent him on the cross. Then they say things like "he'll be back!" Yeah I'm sure he'll be glad about all the damn crosses everywhere. Why is it it of him praying or smiling, or being loving instead of him nailed bloody to a cross.

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ...superstar...do you even know who they'll find under that tinfoil?

[–]PoppetFFN 0 points1 point ago

Complete with Jazz Hands!!

[–]Verynicholas 0 points1 point ago

I would hate to be the guy who nailed him to the cross.

[–]Captain_Redonculus -2 points-1 points ago

**saw in a front yard

[–]yourhouseisonfire 2 points3 points ago

[this was] seen in a front yard in town.

[–]GeeWillakers17 -1 points0 points ago

in oklahomo?

[–]C4r1b0u 0 points1 point ago

/r/atheism would get a kick out of this.

[–]The_Commander 0 points1 point ago

Disco died for your sins

[–]Snickersaw943 0 points1 point ago

The chair!

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