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Xbox Live in a nutshell (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Malabo 101 points102 points ago

The best part was cartmans face right after the gif cuts out.

[–]bvanman 63 points64 points ago

The best part was Randy mistaking the sleeping janitor for an exhibit.

[–]Ghostalker474 41 points42 points ago

I had a coworker spin this to his favor one time. We were having a bunch of big shots come through the office, investor sort of people. Our senior project manager was on the road for 5 days and just came back into the office, never got the email that company was coming. So he shows up in ratty jeans and a Corona tee-shirt. He's Mexican-American, so he can speak perfect Spanish or English.

So what does he do when the big shots come into the office? He grabs the mop and bucket from the utility closet and walks into the breakroom with them. When the visitors show up, he nods and greets them in a sharp Spanish accent... they just smile and say "hi" back. The company owner was just shocked, and introduced him kind of sheepishly like... "and here's John, he helps us with.... uh, the building". It was hilarious.

[–]Co3v 5 points6 points ago

You mean Juan right?

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 8 points9 points ago

The part is around 04:40.

[–]Authorityonsubject 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. Exactly what I wanted. Simple.

[–]1stOnRt1 33 points34 points ago

Xbox live in a tunnel

[–]RustyMarshmellow 15 points16 points ago

What episode is this?? I think it's the only south park episode i've never seen...

[–]omgtkkyb1992 28 points29 points ago

The Death Camp of Tolerance. Season 6 Episode 14.

[–]RustyMarshmellow 4 points5 points ago

thank you mate!

[–]bose0225 0 points1 point ago

Links to episode:

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3

[–]LegendaryLogie 13 points14 points ago

You know they have all their episodes on their website for free right?

[–]bose0225 13 points14 points ago

Yes I'm aware but, not if you're out of the U.S.

[–]LegendaryLogie 4 points5 points ago

Oh really? My mistake I didn't know.

[–]TheSandyRavage 4 points5 points ago

http://imgur.com/xZGfC

[–]bose0225 1 point2 points ago

No problem!

[–]PazingerZ 0 points1 point ago

Really? I can watch them from Japan just fine.

[–]elephants_are_white 0 points1 point ago

I'll second that, I'm in Japan and can see them fine.

[–]judgegabranth 0 points1 point ago

.com doesn't work outside of US, but as far as I can tell, you can watch clips if you append your own TLD to "southparkstudios", e.g. southparkstudios.co.uk

[–]Dick_chopper 2 points3 points ago

Only in America.

[–]h0och 1 point2 points ago

Or Germany. And maybe somewhere else too. ;-)

[–]Kattborste 1 point2 points ago

Sweden has an official site too.

[–]Smartio 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuck did I just get mind fucked by.

[–]bose0225 0 points1 point ago

by what, i don't get it?

[–]meeekus 7 points8 points ago

Hope you live in the USA

[–]shit_and_piss 8 points9 points ago

Sweet

[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

God dammit. Australia.

[–]BigWigggly 0 points1 point ago

PROXY! Although with what I hear of AUS internet it would probably take a month to load up the vid.

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

UPLOAD FAIL

[–]uberguby -2 points-1 points ago

jeeze, I forgot how dense this episode is.

[–]bose0225 2 points3 points ago

If you don't live in the U.S.

Links to episode:

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3

[–]Vitagox 16 points17 points ago

This is why I mute the voice chat or just stay in party chat.

[–]woundedonkey 37 points38 points ago

  1. Stay in party with actual friends
  2. Play games with them

odd that so many people seem to find this impossible

[–]Beanies 26 points27 points ago

It's like you think the majority of Reddit has friends

[–]xxDeus777xx 4 points5 points ago

But how will I convince people to join my clan??? /s

[–]woundedonkey 5 points6 points ago

well when they see ur 133T Tr33-60 N0Scop3Z Dey'll B b3GG1n' 4 u 2 j01N Th4r cL4Nz

[–]HaloZwrath 3 points4 points ago

I am incredibly depressed that I read that like a normal sentence...What is wrong with me?

[–]BigWigggly 1 point2 points ago

I feel you.

[–]zajrik 1 point2 points ago

I can't imagine I'd ever want someone named BigWiggly to feel me under any circumstances.

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, it's more likely than you'd think.

[–]GreyouTT 3 points4 points ago

That's what everyone does. I'm hardly ever in a game with people who are in game chat.

[–]ZXfrigginC 1 point2 points ago

They are people like me, who are forever alone and must become the best because being the best is the only way we know how to be acceptable to society.

[–]hampockets 1 point2 points ago

I always do this too but still get people who go out of their way to send me a voice message in an attempt to insult or threaten me. People these days!

[–]FengKP 2 points3 points ago

That's the internet in general.

[–]MrsSmartyPants 40 points41 points ago

LoL this has NOTHING on being a FEMALE on xbox live. I can't tell you how many sandwiches I've been told to make or how many requests for fellatio I've received. Also? Dick pics.

[–]N0V0w3ls 27 points28 points ago

I never understood dick pics from a male PoV. I've never thought: "damn, I want to get with that girl, but I just don't know how to woo her... Wait! Surely she will like a picture of my hairy man-meat! She will swoon and we will ride off into the sunset

...if you know what I mean."

[–]MrsSmartyPants 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. The one that I got was some guy I was playing with in Call Of Duty Multiplayer, I wasn't even TALKING, but then I got a message (I assumed it was just trash talk .. which, let's face it, is part and parcel for the community) .. and then BAM! Twigs and berries. AND it was not even an impressive display. :)

[–]snow_bird 1 point2 points ago

It's like the Naked Man tactic.

[–]Auroraei 4 points5 points ago

Lucky you, unless I tell people I'm a girl, they assume I'm a young boy the whole game. Even when I tell them, they think I'm a boy, sooooooooo whatever.

[–]XxmagiksxX 3 points4 points ago

Everyone knows that girls don't actually exist, mister.

[–]Auroraei 4 points5 points ago

Only 9 year old boys say that.

[–]orzof 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, the internet is also a good place for nine year old boys to be hit on.

[–]imjustcurious 27 points28 points ago

"LoL"?

[–]benjimoe 11 points12 points ago

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/

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[–]AmoCrescent 5 points6 points ago

Don't know why you're getting downvotes. Basically, most MOBA games, including LoL have a really bad reputation for trash-talking

[–]Flapjack_ 2 points3 points ago

Trust me, guys get plenty of fellatio requests too.

[–]deruben 1 point2 points ago

and the really sad thing is that you can't differ girls from young boys over the voice sometimes. Thats how pedos are born. Be safe guys, verify your girls first.

Edit: I should have been going to bed way earlier yesterday o.Ô

[–]edtehgar -1 points0 points ago

Why dont you just use a generic xbox live name and avoid using voice.

Problem solved you can get the regular hate everyone gets. No one will know you have a vagina unless you tell em.

[–]rastapouette 10 points11 points ago

Yes but it's not cool to have to hide your gender because of misogynists and immatures guys. She don't have to avoid to use her voice, theses retards just need to grow up.

[–]chetlol 7 points8 points ago

You're talking about Xbox live dude, the majority of those people are still teenagers.

[–]DarkRider23 3 points4 points ago

theses retards just need to grow up.

Which is what they're doing...

[–]edtehgar 1 point2 points ago

Well then she can experience the same vitriol everyone else does.

[–]MrsSmartyPants 0 points1 point ago

Most of the time I DON'T speak, but if you're playing a team game (L4D, Resident Evil, Borderlands, etc) you HAVE TO talk.

[–]rysryan 4 points5 points ago

Heeb?

[–]darkheart86 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure it means Hebrew, as in a Jew?

[–]kycube 0 points1 point ago

Yes. And it's my favorite sounding slur.

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[–]Kamikaze-Turtle 1 point2 points ago

Mine would be dune-coon.

[–]GhostalMedia -1 points0 points ago

Jewish. How young are you?

[–]8_4_Schu 8 points9 points ago

Shit I thought that was San Francisco in a nutshell.

[–]BumroyV2 4 points5 points ago

/r/imgoingtohellforthis in a nutshell

[–]SkyrimFiend99 0 points1 point ago

You forgot your mom

[–]sweetcrosstatbro 1 point2 points ago

I love Xbox Live for that.

[–]faythington 1 point2 points ago

MW2 Trickshotting in a nutshell.

[–]kobimus 1 point2 points ago

I've never heard anything as tame as beaner or queer on xbox live

[–]peewafe 0 points1 point ago

Help!

[–]afrunk 1 point2 points ago

Yeah man, you're really good at analyzing things. That's exactly the experience Xbox Live gives off

[–]stormsweeper 0 points1 point ago

You know you can just make your own party and block all of it out.

[–]modifiedbears 0 points1 point ago

This is on the next page of Reddit

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11urgv/i_think_i_can_safely_say_that_i_have_guaranteed_a/

[–]zm3124 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because kids.

[–]Cool_sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Any live game anywhere*

[–]Russlethud -1 points0 points ago

Needs more faggot.

[–]PancakeFashion 0 points1 point ago

Those insults are coming way too slowly to be Xbox live.

[–]withtheface 0 points1 point ago

You forgot all the ads you pay for with gold...

[–]Kidspider97 0 points1 point ago

While very true, i feel compelled to say that not all of us are like this. A vast majority of these people are assholes, it's true. Just remember we arent all bad.

[–]The_Real_Platypus 0 points1 point ago

But there are so many good times to be had! http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/vir0g/what_crazy_stories_do_you_have_from_the_world_of/

[–]chbrules 0 points1 point ago

The internet in a nutshell *

[–]BigWigggly 0 points1 point ago

As an ex-xbox player, now PC, this is something I have a mixed feeling on, I miss it and never want to ever see it again.

[–]OlfactoriusRex -1 points0 points ago

Maybe a weird place to ask, but does anyone have any extra Live codes? I'm in the lower 48 for a few weeks (live in Alaska with crappy Internet) and would love to try the ME3 multiplayer and some other games, too. Only need one of those one-month free deals. Thanks in advance, I guess.

[–]Ash29k 0 points1 point ago

You must be a rage quitter then....

[–]Simplifeye 0 points1 point ago

Nothing truer than this has ever been stated.

[–]bkells 0 points1 point ago

haha, this tunnel has a much larger vocabulary than the trash talkers on XBL

[–]I_been_had_reddit 0 points1 point ago

A kid on XBL called me a black ginger when I was playing COD. That was a weird insult...

[–]Atnevon 1 point2 points ago

Why has this not been on the internet sooner?

[–]Dressedw1ngs -2 points-1 points ago

Because its horribly inaccurate.

[–]CHILLAX_I_got_this 1 point2 points ago

Because PlayStation and PC and all the other consoles are completely innocent of this, hating Xbox live is such a circlejerk.

[–]By_your_command 0 points1 point ago

It is far less common on pc, though.

[–]xXxDakaxXx -5 points-4 points ago

Xbox Live in a nutshell PS3 in a nutshell

[–]bander90 -4 points-3 points ago

I can honestly say that I have never heard someone use racial slurs on xbox live...I have been called a pussy, but nothing worse.

[–]Insert_Blank 5 points6 points ago

The day I was called a heeb I lost my shit. I broke down, and laid in the bathtub with the shower running untill the water ran cold.

[–]byobguy 1 point2 points ago

I had never heard the word heed before now. Anyone want to give me an race it's supposed to be mocking?

[–]drtylb8 2 points3 points ago

Heeb derives from hebe derives from Hebrew. It's like calling someone a kike, but with the bonus of them not necessarily understanding what the fuck you just called them.

[–]byobguy 2 points3 points ago

lol, racial slurs.

[–]bander90 -5 points-4 points ago

I am glad words don't bother me over a game. >.>

[–]chocolatefountain 1 point2 points ago

As a white blue eyed blonde haired male i got called a nigger for the first time yesterday. Random delibertaly tk-ed me so i voted him off. Logic.

[–]bander90 1 point2 points ago

I was in a wraith in halo. Dude was trying to run at me from the front constantly so i kept killing him. He called me a pussy for using a tank and not using my gun. How about...use what you have available?

[–]Team_Khalifa 1 point2 points ago

Noooo give yourself a distinct disadvantage/do not utilize your equipment so your enemy can steam roll you

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

What sort of person downvotes a comment like this? I mean, don't upvote it if you wish, but downvoting it? Just because your experience differs?

[–]bander90 0 points1 point ago

Lol I noticed that and that words don't bother me over a game comment i made are both negative.

[–]rahdyrahrah 1 point2 points ago

I play Reach almost every day and I'd say the chat is 70% coughing and fumbling with the mic, 25% people genuinely chatting about the game and commentating what they do, 5% these insults. Maybe it's a CoD thing.

[–]bander90 1 point2 points ago

I would have to agree. If you get a game with people who have mics it is usually, "OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A MIC!?" or "Who the hell votes for Mt Lam Lam?"

[–]LuxeDonut -2 points-1 points ago

Nailed it

[–]Ragekritz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Coming from someone who has xbox live for the better half of a decade this is partially true. However there are plenty of great people online as well, the problem now is that those people will never get a chance to talk to you as everyone is in their own Chat-parties or they have their microphone unplugged. So You get very little interaction with new people unless you go looking for it, Then if you do go looking for it all these annoying people are still there waiting to harass you in regular game chat.

[–]Fat-Panda 1 point2 points ago

Stab in the dark here but do you play modern warfare??

[–]Dick_chopper -2 points-1 points ago

Best one of the series.

[–]Fat-Panda 1 point2 points ago

Ok i'm a battlefield man myself but i'm guessing you're on about mw2??

[–]Dick_chopper 0 points1 point ago

CoD4...seems a few people didn't get that.

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