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[–]mackelnuts 69 points70 points ago

I really like that Vermin Supreme exists.

[–]TheLifeConundrum 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like a transformer name. I wonder if he transforms into a giant boot and kicks ass. "Robots in disguise!"

[–]mrcontact 0 points1 point ago

More probable would be into a giant robot pony, with a beard, and a boot on its head.

[–]_TheFifth_ 0 points1 point ago

AND that he actually runs for political office! The man is my hero, mocking politicians in their own house.

[–]DarthWho93 35 points36 points ago

Good old new hampshire. Good story: He went to this small time presidential hopeful debate. One of the other candidates was explaining why he was against gay rights. At the end, Vernon Supreme went up, took a bag out from his boot hat, and sprinkled the guy with dust from the bag and said "you are gay now." then sat back down./

[–]TheRealAntiher0 2 points3 points ago

I forget that chap's name, but rumor was he was a giant homophobe, and that was the motivation. Good work, Vermin.

[–]adl1652 29 points30 points ago

Good ol' Vermin Supreme. Yes, that is his actual name.

[–]mgrier123 21 points22 points ago

[–]jpstull 7 points8 points ago

once we return to a pony based economy.... good ol' friendly fascist.

[–]gumarx 3 points4 points ago

The number of puns is too damn high!

[–]Laukess 0 points1 point ago

federal pony identification program!

That guy is so god damn funny!

[–]WalrusoftheWorld 18 points19 points ago

I like his pony policy.

[–]GDemon666 8 points9 points ago

Pony reform policy* FTFY

[–]WalrusoftheWorld 1 point2 points ago

Gracias señor.

[–]I_dont_like_pants 1 point2 points ago

Five Point Pony Plan

[–]soulking 3 points4 points ago

As did I.

[–]KlingonLovePony 1 point2 points ago

I LOVE his pony policy.

[–]ptboi42 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Cloud7654 13 points14 points ago

This man is the only politician I've seen with a plan for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. He's got my vote!

[–]mgrier123 3 points4 points ago

And the only one with a plan for free ponies

[–]mlc2475 6 points7 points ago

and all the Canadians say: "... aboot what?"

[–]kingofthebean 3 points4 points ago

I had the chance to chat with Vermin a few months ago, so I asked him about the Pony thing, his response was 'what's the difference between promising ponies for everyone and all the other ludicrous promises candidates are making'. for acting like such a wing nut he is a surprisingly intelligent and thoughtful guy.

[–]Sigh_No_More 3 points4 points ago

I'm honestly not surprised. It takes intelligence to come up with things like that. He's clearly very, very witty, and though his campaign is silly, it seemed pretty clear to me that it's meant to be satirical and he's not just batshit insane.

I've never met Vermin, but he very much reminds me of my dad's friend, who seems a little kooky, but you can't talk to the guy for more than 30 seconds without realizing how ridiculously smart he is.

[–]natman40 2 points3 points ago

That made me think of this

[–]foolishsnails 3 points4 points ago

He came to my small Wisconsin Liberal Arts school, gave a speech, and then just hung out and ate our food for a couple days.

Apparently he was partying at one of the houses and it was kind of awkward.

[–]rosaparksghost 2 points3 points ago

Still a better choice then obama or romney.

[–]aenaarion 2 points3 points ago

As a boot i can confirm the truth in this.

[–]No_Legumes_Please 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, this is at my college.....

[–]ant_woord 0 points1 point ago

i know i'm going. UNCA?

[–]FightWithTools 2 points3 points ago

I can actually see Vermin Supreme saying this.

[–]FliesLikeABrick -1 points0 points ago

I first read it as "aboot" and was trying to find the rest of the Canadian pun for far too long

[–]5_Ever 0 points1 point ago

I met him once, totally awesome guy. Very nice and polite. Even to the drunken idiots waiting for the train.

[–]xsladex 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeeessssss!!!

[–]gr3n3gsnsam 0 points1 point ago

He reminds me of Bill Murray

[–]nchojnacki 0 points1 point ago

I hate the "your arguement is invalid" meme.

[–]natecmurray -1 points0 points ago

Nice to see Alan Moore's cleaned himself up a little.

[–]GravDragoon 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously one of those guys from Dilbert.

[–]Immadoaninternet 1 point2 points ago

Vermin Supreme for President!

[–]NeroJoe -1 points0 points ago

I'm starting to understand why New Hampshire is the one New England state that sometimes votes Republican in presidential elections.

[–]Danecdotes 0 points1 point ago

One time in the last 20 years? Ya, that seems like a fair conclusion to draw...

[–]maratam 0 points1 point ago

Write in this man!

[–]flutt3r5hy -2 points-1 points ago

His booted head, his pony policy, all I can think of now is this...

(Sorry, the angle of that boot's foot and the bag's sag match so perfectly.)

[–]J4Seriously 2 points3 points ago

Team Fortress 2

[–]JontanD 0 points1 point ago

Huddah huddah huh.

[–]TK503 -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, what's his deal? I always saw him as so ridiculous that I never bothered to look him up..but now i'm finally curious...WHAT'S WITH THE BOOT! He's like a real life terrible comedy movie where you watch the dumbass do something dumb and obnoxious and outrages in front of a large crowd an watch the crowd go from weirded out to appauled...so what's with the boot? What's with his over the top ideas? And what's with him even being allowed to speak?

[–]fatnesss -1 points0 points ago

not very many peeps know he's running for president 0_o

[–]darckey778 -2 points-1 points ago

Your picture is a repost, therefore your upvotes are invalid.

[–]qwertbox -2 points-1 points ago

9gag knock off...

[–]craftygnomes -4 points-3 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things, New Hampshire!

[–]AtTheLeftThere -4 points-3 points ago

this is stupid.

[–]mrpopperspenguin -1 points0 points ago

[–]littlejeets -4 points-3 points ago

What is he Canadian or something?