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[–]shaydwight 18 points19 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My christmas is ruined! 0coms 1pt 20hrs funny
Shhhhh... 65coms 484pts 25dys funny
Creepy Santa 0coms 2pts 14dys pics
Don't wake the other Bears. 45coms 1680pts 1mo pics
It Will Be Our Little Secret… 0coms -2pts 24dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Shybull87 5 points6 points ago

CCTV on candy? I guess GB has a problem with chocolate thieves.

[–]Awfy 0 points1 point ago

Yes, those Kraft cunts stole it all.

[–]Chaz127 16 points17 points ago

Repost.

[–]hungrybathsaltzombie 10 points11 points ago

[–]evilpig 6 points7 points ago

I usually hate when people bitch about reposts. But this one I've honestly seen 6 times this month. And it's not really that funny imo

[–]jackchange 17 points18 points ago

Pout*.

[–]paby 6 points7 points ago

Why would Santa not want someone to laugh?

[–]jackchange 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly, haha.

[–]TheBlackHive 9 points10 points ago

*Shout. Pout is the next line.

[–]jackchange 2 points3 points ago

You are right! I concede.

[–]kdkatz 0 points1 point ago

and would even make the title funnier

[–]Awfy 0 points1 point ago

Which is terrible advice around Christmas with all of those pantomimes going on.

HE'S BEHIND YOU!

[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 7 points8 points ago

You better not repost...

[–]Ragelova123 3 points4 points ago

You better not shout, you better not cry.

you better not pout, I'm telling you why.

Santa clause is going, in drrryyyyyy.

[–]Destro9799 5 points6 points ago

Santa Claus is cumming tonight

[–]fireysaje 2 points3 points ago

It's pout...

[–]Ragelova123 1 point2 points ago

it's shout.

[–]fireysaje 0 points1 point ago

I just googled it... it's watch out. But to my defense, it never says shout. It's "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm tellin you why."

[–]the_addict 2 points3 points ago

Santa Claus is going in dry.

[–]crusaderpat 2 points3 points ago

I dunno.... The bear looks pretty happy

[–]leilalover -1 points0 points ago

Good news! I didn't laugh.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 1 point2 points ago

Guess where the coca cola bottle is?

[–]walgman 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of Jimmy Saville.

[–]FifthGear 1 point2 points ago

hey... it looks like he is enjoying it at least

[–]Pooploser-69 1 point2 points ago

"Shh...You're next."

[–]Ohcitydude 0 points1 point ago

Legitimate rape Santa? I can't wait. I've been really good this year.

[–]notAnnie -1 points0 points ago

You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not laugh, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus hate emotions all around.

He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when your awake.
He knows when you show emotions.
So be aloof for goodness sakes!

[–]thekindred 0 points1 point ago

You better not laugh, you better not cry, some juvenile moron on Reddit has a smart phone near their eye.

[–]batmanhasguns 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, my favorite part of the picture is the penguins in the background.

[–]megaproblematic 0 points1 point ago

Oh lordy. So is that where Santa gets all his elves?

[–]slippyn64 0 points1 point ago

It is supposed to be "You better not SHOUT, you better not cry". Also, repost.

[–]MrBig0 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]jonesinator 1 point2 points ago

You better not laugh, you better not cry because Santa Claus will stick a candy cane in your behind.

[–]Syne_Wav[S] -1 points0 points ago

Man I really suck at checking if something isn't a repost already so I guess I kind of deserve this: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/037/555/op_is_a_faggot_lassie.jpg

[–]kingeryck 0 points1 point ago

Shh, it's ok polar bear. It only hurts the first time.

[–]ImSmores 0 points1 point ago

Santa is coming

[–]Shikaku 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that the first thing I said here was "Tesco, this is in fucking Tesco"?

[–]delsavslam 1 point2 points ago

This isn't even funny. Santa isn't even a priest

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point ago

You better watch out, you better not cry. You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is coming.

The end.

[–]missyprez99 0 points1 point ago

and you better not fucking tell anyone.

[–]juxtaposition21 2 points3 points ago

He's rapin a list, checkin you out twice?