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[–]cheesinator 233 points234 points ago

Mirror? This won't load.

[–]kazez2 701 points702 points ago

[–]JayDee240 99 points100 points ago

You are a true hero.

[–]BitsAndBytes 34 points35 points ago

Jeez, it doesn't take much to be crowned a real hero these days.

[–]barberererer 54 points55 points ago

I agree. You are a true hero.

[–]lethargicwalrus 22 points23 points ago

A redditor in arms.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]MikeJones07 16 points17 points ago

That ^ links to a post which directs you to a advertisement site.

Don't click this cunt's link.

[–]lethargicwalrus 38 points39 points ago

Spam, do not click.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 15 points16 points ago

Your comment saved me, thank you.

[–]Jerry_Cola 3 points4 points ago

You are a true hero

[–]Bric3d 34 points35 points ago

[–]dumdane 19 points20 points ago

Falling up-votes... That is somewhat of an oxymoron!

[–]bretstar 12 points13 points ago

[–]downesy 3 points4 points ago

A B-52 doing a barrel roll?

[–]Deculsion -1 points0 points ago

Aileron roll

FTFY

[–]ADHDmeds 2 points3 points ago

Don't mess with my head, now it looks like the upvotes are going up while going down....arrrrrggghhhh....

[–]philipito 20 points21 points ago

Thank you, sir. I don't understand why people don't use Imgur more often. They've got plenty of bandwidth. These tiny websites people link to just don't have the umph to handle the traffic we generate.

[–]davidburns 13 points14 points ago

[–]Logical_Conclusion_ 3 points4 points ago

Reddit should just buy imgur.

[–]Icomefromb 0 points1 point ago

You're doing gods work, son.

[–]cheesinator 1 point2 points ago

Thanks.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JordanTheBrobot 115 points116 points ago

Link Shortener Found

The comment above contains a URL shortener or scam site used to make money. (kaplinq.com)

Clicking will likely encourage monetarily-motivated Reddit spammers.

Session Stats: Processed [107805] Mismatches [2] Fixed Links [3] Adspam [18] Free Upvotes [1] Flash Content [1]

[–]kazez2 40 points41 points ago

The TRUE hero.

[–]EyhSteve 14 points15 points ago

Thank you brobot. You're a true bro.

[–]onion_cutting_champ 6 points7 points ago

You are the one and bronly.

[–]eggsssssssss 6 points7 points ago

I love you, Jordan. Have my baby?

[–]lawyerdog829 2 points3 points ago

Only on the internet would a bot get all the ladies.

[–]eggsssssssss 2 points3 points ago

You misunderstand. Jordan is having my babies.

[–]carson44603 2 points3 points ago

Damn. You're everywhere.

[–]vviikkrraanntt 3 points4 points ago

Can you do one thing?

Can you report the user who is doing this to the mods?

I have seen this comment twice now.

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[–]AndreasFrom 23 points24 points ago

For Christ's sake.

[–]FCKSQUATCH 13 points14 points ago

The best thing to do is ignore these comments. They're just trying to collect as many downvotes as they can. "Dudes! look how many downvotes I got! Durr hurr hurr! Now I'm gonna go build huge penises in Minecraft! Durr hurr hurr!"

Edit: The best thing to do is upvote the comment if it has negative karma so that it hovers around zero.

[–]AssignUntoMe 7 points8 points ago

Your knee doesn't have marrow. It's cartilage >:(

[–]hooplah 28 points29 points ago

Ramos' face gets me every time. Straight up Steve Urkel "Did I do that?"

[–]loudNeighbors 76 points77 points ago

Crosspost from r/soccer

[–]lethargicwalrus 30 points31 points ago

Putting that might lower op's karma potential!

[–]GiveOver 45 points46 points ago

Sergio Ramos: Throwing trophies under buses metaphorically and literally

[–]ReddMenace 14 points15 points ago

[–]smokey815 0 points1 point ago

Was really hoping someone had posted this.

[–]sharkbait_oohaha 0 points1 point ago

and this is why I love Mou

[–]gareboi[S] 37 points38 points ago

Here is an imgur link for those who are experiencing any trouble with the original link. http://i.imgur.com/zFgXe.gif Hope you enjoy it!

[–]Lumpzor 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, came in here to look for this.

[–]highwindscloud -1 points0 points ago

I know this is nit picky but am I the only one who thinks 5 seconds of the out of control spinning he did would have been an excellent addition?

[–]Tactful 16 points17 points ago

"Ooh look at the curve he put on that, it just wont stop spinning... and now it's stabilised, and the chute is open."

[–]Epsilon123 2 points3 points ago

"The crowd goes wild!!"

[–]apowsawce 10 points11 points ago

[–]hedley-lamarr 13 points14 points ago

fantastic! that really was an awful penalty too.

[–]Plethysmograph 4 points5 points ago

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–]jstarlee 6 points7 points ago

The problem with Arsenals etc etc.

[–]hedley-lamarr 2 points3 points ago

What match? I was working all day yesterday so didn't catch any of the football!

[–]jstarlee 4 points5 points ago

It's a reference to the show The IT Crowd.

[–]InternetTouchesMe 2 points3 points ago

It wasn't that bad.

[–]random17 19 points20 points ago

It was.

[–]Hernan-Crespo 4 points5 points ago

Ramos we could have won the Champions League if you made that... :'(

[–]ZuberMario 1 point2 points ago

Why would Mourinho set a defender to kick a penalty? Sergio Ramos is one of a kind, but... Imagine if we won. Oh the joy..

[–]yo_karma 3 points4 points ago

Defenders are often picked for penalty because defenders are the more consistent players and often handle pressure better.

[–]ladaghini 7 points8 points ago

Pretty good. Reminds me of this.

[–]boredlike 21 points22 points ago

The video is even better.

[–]PartyBusGaming 22 points23 points ago

The gif looks better, really. The gif makes it look more realistic, somehow.

[–]Dresdin 4 points5 points ago

Realistic.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]PartyBusGaming 13 points14 points ago

As realistic as a soccer(futbol) bouncing and reaching escape velocity and hitting a man at the edge of space can be...

[–]nolan709 2 points3 points ago

Seems legit

[–]PoorlyWordedUsername 0 points1 point ago

The comedic timing of the gif is better. Don't know about the whole realism thing though!

[–]MrBullyGoat 0 points1 point ago

Noooo. Noooo. Noooo.

[–]tapnswap 37 points38 points ago

[–]big_swinging_dicks 57 points58 points ago

All the effort and skill to make an original gif, and you (or whoever made it) left the cursor in

[–]nandhp 7 points8 points ago

But blurred out something else in the bottom corner.

[–]hank_kingsley 3 points4 points ago

topical.

[–]predator_handshake 4 points5 points ago

This gif needs to end with the clip from conan with the shortest freefall ever

[–]EricTboneJackson 2 points3 points ago

A fucking 2MB GIF. The actual source, 480p video, which contains much more footage and sound, is less than 1 MB.

[–]Sigiant2300 0 points1 point ago

BOOM!! Headshot.

[–]Barod1 3 points4 points ago

Woooh Bayern!

[–]OhneBremse_OhneLicht[!] 0 points1 point ago

The only circumstances I cheer for Bayern München:

1) Champions League (especially against Madrid or Barca)

2) Playing against Dortmund

I watched that match. I laughed like crazy when Ramos missed that shot.

[–]Barod1 2 points3 points ago

The only circumstances I cheer for Bayern:

  1. Because I am a fan.

[–]OhneBremse_OhneLicht[!] 0 points1 point ago

To each his own. Although the thrashing of Düsseldorf this weekend...that was scary.

[–]fanolato2 0 points1 point ago

Schalke fan?

[–]OhneBremse_OhneLicht[!] 0 points1 point ago

Stuttgart. Schalke...meh.

[–]nahog99 1 point2 points ago

That ball came off the crossbar at about 87,000 MPH.

[–]OhneBremse_OhneLicht[!] 1 point2 points ago

False. Ramos missed the crossbar entirely. He kicked it at exit velocity.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

One of the best hosts I'v seen. /s

[–]crushedheels 0 points1 point ago

Browsed reddit all day without laughing, until this.

[–]baluteater 0 points1 point ago

That was good

[–]Holy-Cheese-Balls 0 points1 point ago

Is it bring your gif to reddit day, and I just missed the memo? Because all I keep seeing is "this is my fav. gif" and "this is one of the best gifs IMO"

[–]Thenarwalwhobacons 0 points1 point ago

God fucking dammit Sergio Ramos.

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point ago

I Loled so hard

[–]PimpyMcFinnigan 0 points1 point ago

8/10 would have a giggle fit again.

[–]boyled 0 points1 point ago

aren't ALL gifs one of the best you've seen

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

The day of sunday the 20th in october 2012 was a dark one on the website called reddit. Re-posts, unfunny comments and bland original comment plagued the front page. But then, like a far fetched miracle, gareboi the great stepped out. "I HATH SOME THING TO DISTRIBUTE ", he shouted "THIS, THIS BE THINE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF MOVING IMAGERY THAT EYE'S OF MINE HATH EVER LAID UPON". And it was told. Babies cried. Women ovulated. Pants were shat.

[–]bottom_of_the_well -1 points0 points ago

Especially since it mocks Sergio Ramos. That guy is a dick.

[–]DrHawk144 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd. Then lollollol'd Then lmao'd Then had a seizure Then posted this comment.

[–]bobfrumpet 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna kill myself, but then I saw this .gif and now I'm a banana.

[–]PoorlyWordedUsername 0 points1 point ago

I've never watched a gif this many times in a row. Thank you.

[–]jacq_willow 0 points1 point ago

So um, I avoid any NSFW link while I'm at work for good reason. I clicked the link thinking it might be a puppy or something and instead I get a message saying that I'm denied access because it's labelled as pornography. DID YOU JUST GET ME THE FUCK IN TROUBLE?!

[–]oktovan 0 points1 point ago

The physics here is daunting

[–]FlashDave 0 points1 point ago

quite good

[–]tacticalturtleneck2 0 points1 point ago

I laughed for a good 5 minutes. Excellent find sir!!

[–]theplaceilove 0 points1 point ago

Could someone make him into a giant down vote?

[–]TurnsIntoVoteGIF 8 points9 points ago

Which "him" and at which part?

[–]theplaceilove 1 point2 points ago

The bit where the him falls to earth at the speed of sound :). Like a descending looming down vote, descending into my life.

[–]jigielnik 1 point2 points ago

I wholeheartedly disagree with the title of this post

[–]dalthughes 1 point2 points ago

One of the worst title's i've seen

[–]Proportional_Switch -1 points0 points ago

Haha very cool :)

[–]Vaypo 1 point2 points ago

You're lucky he had a parachute Sergio.

[–]ambc63 1 point2 points ago

this made my morning. Thank you

[–]SkywardBen 1 point2 points ago

That's some pretty good editing.

[–]no_fatties -2 points-1 points ago

Use a better image host. Downvoted.

[–]doogie17 -2 points-1 points ago

Real Madrid and Ramos fan, and I find this HILARIOUS.

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[–]1337wt3hwimmenz 2 points3 points ago

who's the blonde on the right??

[–]slathered_in_crisco 0 points1 point ago

Britney Beth/Bibi Jones - as in one of the cutest girls in porn.

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

who's the chick on the left? looks a lot like Alex Morgan

[–]R0mme1 0 points1 point ago

Or use the jaap stam penalty from euro 2000, it is said that the ball landed outside the stadium.

[–]Capexist 0 points1 point ago

"It wasn't me!"

[–]netpastor 0 points1 point ago

he doesn't know how fantastically he missed.

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[–]SweetMojaveRain 0 points1 point ago

lmao at downvoting madridistas

[–]ShawnGipson -3 points-2 points ago

I needed a good laugh. Have an upvote on me.

[–]NeroInferno 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand... it's down.

[–]Slumlord71 -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck

[–]Rhytmdvl 0 points1 point ago

If he fell over, shouldn't the ball have missed him?

/r/everythingIknowaboutsoccerIlearnedfromReddit

[–]Zwonix 1 point2 points ago

Checked Sub-Reddit..

Was disapoint.

[–]nolan709 -2 points-1 points ago

That is by far the best GIF I have seen.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

You stole- HE STOLE IT!!

[–]eiffelboner -2 points-1 points ago

yo is that photoshopped?

[–]buttplugpeddler 0 points1 point ago

I'm an iPhone and this just took half my battery to load.

[–]BOMBERS69 -4 points-3 points ago

Fucking Hilarious

[–]remixx13 -4 points-3 points ago

hahahaha

[–]goldblumfan -2 points-1 points ago

I literally just pissed my pants