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[–]NoMoreGoodNamesLeft 95 points96 points ago

It isn't, it's Gregg Wallace from Masterchief

[–]TheJulie 44 points45 points ago

I wonder how hard it is for Masterchief to cook with that helmet on.

On a side note, I love me some Greg Wallace and John Torode.

[–]mo101 20 points21 points ago

And I love buttery biscuit base, thank you Greg wallace.

[–]Jealous_Hitler 3 points4 points ago

His name is Gregg Wallace. It's spelled that way in the picture. It's not that big of a deal, but how did nobody get his name spelled correctly?

[–]mo101 -1 points0 points ago

I'm just used to hearing it, if I'd looked at the picture I would have spelt it correctly.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

I hear he cooks grenades.

[–]luaduck 4 points5 points ago

But it needs more oomph

[–]KlNG1337 16 points17 points ago

[–]Large_Pimpin[!] -1 points0 points ago

This deserves more :)

[–]overkill 2 points3 points ago

'i used to be a greengrocer'

[–]HeyFlo 1 point2 points ago

Such a shame he wasn't holding aloft a kiwi in each hand!

[–]MayorEmanuel 0 points1 point ago

He couldn't even get it right on the x-post with people pointing it out to him.

[–]Internatty_Explore 0 points1 point ago

Do it.

[–]masterchiefr75 0 points1 point ago

masterchief?

[–]CatHooloo 152 points153 points ago

What a dickhead.

[–]N8iveButcher 55 points56 points ago

I hate how cocky he is.

[–]Ixionas 28 points29 points ago

I just hate all of his junk

[–]vviikkrraanntt 35 points36 points ago

It must be hard for him.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 24 points25 points ago

Guys, stop mocking him, he has had a long hard day

[–]New_World_Era 32 points33 points ago

Yeah, the blood is always rushing through his head

[–]Banchorian 42 points43 points ago

Penis.

[–]thetenaciousB 18 points19 points ago

'Twas a strong finish.

[–]CDi-Fails 18 points19 points ago

I don't know, it felt a little premature.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 11 points12 points ago

It's OK, he'll be ready again in about 10 minutes.

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 11 points12 points ago

Everywhere he goes, he always leaves a tip.

[–]E-Squid 7 points8 points ago

Just the tip?

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 4 points5 points ago

Just for a second?

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 1 point2 points ago

Just to see how it feels

[–]Anoxiuh 1 point2 points ago

It's funny 'cause penis.

[–]headoncollision 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on his Twitter feed and noticed something else in his background image. Hidden cocks everywhere! https://twitter.com/chrisclausie/status/258901222604558336

[–]DumbestShitPossible 0 points1 point ago

What a man!

[–]secular_robot 7 points8 points ago

Does not stack well?... Or stacks perfectly?

[–]tomdarch 3 points4 points ago

Hmmmm. Looks like "the Fat Duck" was just re-defined.

[–]DominoMotherfucker 6 points7 points ago

As someone who used to work for Waitrose, I find this especially hilarious.

[–]ABentSp00n 5 points6 points ago

thatsapenis.gif

[–]TheFreeloader 0 points1 point ago

obligatory reversethatsapenis.gif

[–]ipodbeast 2 points3 points ago

it gets smaller everytime someone takes one

[–]OriginalityPolice 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
UK celebrity chef Greg Wallace's head does not stack well [x-post from /r/UnitedKingdom] 0coms 6pts 6hrs pics
Heston Blumenthal's head does not stack well. (Cross-Post from /r/unitedkingdom) 0coms 18pts 9hrs funny
Heston Blumenthal's head does not stack well. 86coms 2130pts 13hrs unitedkingdom

source: karmadecay

[–]dlan4327 5 points6 points ago

I'd say that's actually a pretty accurate representation.

[–]makattak88 1 point2 points ago

That's a penis!

[–]jakenmarley 0 points1 point ago

Accurate journalism

[–]mkd1998 0 points1 point ago

Pick it up! It's free!

[–]carr0248 1 point2 points ago

Ribbed for your pleasure

[–]WalksWithWhiteThighs 1 point2 points ago

We should erect a statue in his honor.

[–]319009 -1 points0 points ago

penis.

[–]comox 0 points1 point ago

Ordering via Ocado means I miss this shit...

[–]Casey-- 0 points1 point ago

Ribbed, for her pleasure.

[–]caytir 1 point2 points ago

I think it should become a reddit thing for people to post a link to the subreddit it was cross posted from, I want to subscribe to it but I'm far to lazy to type that in to the search bar..

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

There was me thinking he was a cunt and all the time he was just a dickhead

[–]grievoustomcat6 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE WAITROSE WEEKEND.

[–]officernasty13 0 points1 point ago

i saw this on fb the other day, are you telling me that i saw something on fb before i saw it on reddit? the world must be ending this year after all

[–]DrHair 1 point2 points ago

TIL There's an r/unitedkingdom

[–]supert3dd 1 point2 points ago

Sooooooo ooooooold

[–]fezzuk 5 points6 points ago

1st of december 2011 old in fact.

[–]Nmilne23 -3 points-2 points ago

What a dick head.