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[–]BillTheCrazyCat 13 points14 points ago

That picture is from the March 1997 National Geographic issue with the feature article on bearded seals. The More You Know

[–]jessicahonig 9 points10 points ago

I don't find this funny :(

[–]theblank1[S] -1 points0 points ago

If you look at it long enough it gets better

[–]jessicahonig 2 points3 points ago

I tried. It's getting uncomfortable.

[–]mr0santan 2 points3 points ago

try taking your pants off

[–]jessicahonig 0 points1 point ago

didn't help.

[–]Aaronmcom 0 points1 point ago

This is like the 1900th time this was reposted. You get a prize...

[–]codemercenary 3 points4 points ago

I like to print this picture off and slowly edge it around corners at people in the library.

[–]patrick277 1 point2 points ago

overly attached seal.

[–]cji 2 points3 points ago

Hi there. My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.

[–]CrazyBastard 2 points3 points ago

[–]joyfield 1 point2 points ago

Someone found my underwater drug stash.

[–]daerokos 2 points3 points ago

he's staring into my soul's soul

[–]peace_off 1 point2 points ago

"Hello there little girl! Do you like candy?"

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 0 points1 point ago

Would you like to join my new religion?

[–]Eddyoshi 1 point2 points ago

Hello what can I do for you today?

[–]FrozenPhotons 0 points1 point ago

[–]Asplundh 0 points1 point ago

Why does this remind me of the cover of the Pink Floyd album, Meddle?

(P.S. I know it's the similar colours, shut up.)

[–]Stardash 0 points1 point ago

The Neil Degrasse Tyson of seacreatures

[–]nokarma4u666 1 point2 points ago

Why herro dere!

[–]LayinPipe 1 point2 points ago

[–]Rolock 1 point2 points ago

"Have you heard the word of Cod?"

[–]BackAlleyRockstar 0 points1 point ago

Bob, come look at the human exhibit!

[–]cj4900 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Jeff the killer

[–]Judge_Hate 1 point2 points ago

Why that's a nice soul you got there...

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

The nose looks like a dog wearing a Boba Fett mask

[–]dexter109 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was a picture of Snooki

[–]MelodicHawk -1 points0 points ago

Overly Attached Seal

[–]boderch 0 points1 point ago

Seth Rogen.

[–]AyoTech 0 points1 point ago

Gratz on making the front page bbg

[–]Cryptophagist 0 points1 point ago

Someone please photoshop a great white behind the seal.

[–]miixuhx 0 points1 point ago

Scares the shit out of me...

[–]Trebol 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ggaarrrreett 1 point2 points ago

And welcome to mythbusters!

[–]neutronstarcollision 1 point2 points ago

Who needs sleep?

[–]CreatorTheTyler 0 points1 point ago

This guy creeps me the fuck out.

[–]hatesyolo01 0 points1 point ago

Oh hai Frank!

[–]kechuchuchu 0 points1 point ago

I have this NatGeo issue

[–]imroberts98 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Keenan Thompson?

[–]SRS_are_cunts 2 points3 points ago

Hi there, could you spare a moment for our savior, Jesus Christ?