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[–]drunk_otter 134 points135 points ago

Referencing the famous New Yorker cartoon :http://i.imgur.com/Bd2rJ.jpg

History of above:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

Pretty high-brow stuff, huh?

[–]JamoWRage 70 points71 points ago

A repost from nearly 20 years ago? Holy shit, my day has just been made.

[–]drunk_otter 13 points14 points ago

I dunno - you couldn't really post in those days - it's more like a reGopher or a reBBS

[–]boatmurdered 3 points4 points ago

What a lamer.

[–]CHART_BOT 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Lamurias 2 points3 points ago

more like CREEPER_BOT

[–]kaisersousa 24 points25 points ago

1993 was nearly 20 years ago. Fuck.

[–]MayorEmanuel 23 points24 points ago

Only 90s kids will get this.

[–]Black_Apalachi 13 points14 points ago

Fuck I'm le old.

[–]avelertimetr 10 points11 points ago

Then take le nap. Then fire ze missiles!!!

(That's a 10 year old reference right there)

[–]Xalmus 0 points1 point ago

Tell me about it. :-/

[–]leontes 6 points7 points ago

My mom had this posted next to our computer where we accessed prodigy. Also this one: http://i.imgur.com/lRJP4.png

[–]grailer 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for this. That cartoon was the first mention of the Internet I saw in relatively well-read media. Loved it and had a clipping on my office door for a long time.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 408 points409 points ago

[–]mintrolling 118 points119 points ago

So do you just have some giant library of .GIFs bookmarked and categorized or what?

[–]POSTS_GIFS 254 points255 points ago

[–]biurb 42 points43 points ago

compress & upload? :o

[–]Dazing 96 points97 points ago

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 28 points29 points ago

I just want you to know I saw your link error.

[–]Dazing 55 points56 points ago

It's 5pm and I'm drunk. On a Sunday.

I apologize for what I did and I have no idea what I am doing with my life.

[–]swrdswllngwhr 29 points30 points ago

It's okay I still love you.

[–]IAMAVelociraptorAMA 16 points17 points ago

brohug

[–]bob_blah_bob 17 points18 points ago

Where did you learn to open doors?

[–]IAMAVelociraptorAMA 9 points10 points ago

Step one: bite the door handle/knob

Step two: turn

[–]Freecupcakesforall 0 points1 point ago

I would start by taking it a little more seriously. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 6 points7 points ago

nsfw-ish

http://i.imgur.com/UoGN5.gif

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!?

[–]Wackydude1234 6 points7 points ago

I went straight for the NSFW.

[–]MikeWazowski001 1 point2 points ago

What was this from?! It's driving me mad!

[–]Cheesesweat 8 points9 points ago

[–]OGB 4 points5 points ago

Mr. Pilkington!

[–]cobra_2109 3 points4 points ago

[–]HigherFive 7 points8 points ago

Any self-respecting gif-poster has a much larger personal library than reactiongifsarchive. Besides that is only for reactions. (although recently there have been many gifs added that nobody would consider a reaction. (I'm looking at you, Nigel.))

[–]swrdswllngwhr 8 points9 points ago

Hell I'm not even a gif-poster and I've still got an entire album full of nothing but Benedict Cumberbatch gifs, because why the fuck not.

I just assume this is normal behaviour for all internet denizens.

[–]abedatemydog 2 points3 points ago

I don't know which is worse, the fact that you have that album or the fact that I just clicked through every single one. And I liked it.

[–]mintrolling 3 points4 points ago

AWW YEAH. I love 404 pages!

[–]TearHugger 2 points3 points ago

Works damn well straight for me.

heres the actual link, though: http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/

[–]Homletmoo 1 point2 points ago

You're not going mad, it works for me.

[–]mintrolling 2 points3 points ago

[–]Anynomus 36 points37 points ago

[–]Dustintico 23 points24 points ago

I like the peaceful fade out.

[–]SpaceOdysseus 6 points7 points ago

Anynomus sounds like a Greek philosopher.

[–]superstarcrasher 4 points5 points ago

damn shame we just don't know anything about him

[–]tapnswap 9 points10 points ago

Well, he actually knows what he is doing http://i.qkme.me/3pvejl.jpg

[–]Farisr9k 21 points22 points ago

Probably my favourite novelty account just because you always know exactly what's required.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 58 points59 points ago

[–]03Titanium 5 points6 points ago

This guys good.

[–]Farisr9k 9 points10 points ago

See what I mean?

[–]IS_ACTUALLY_A_DOG 5 points6 points ago

I do. ಠ_ಠ

[–]TmlzMiso 11 points12 points ago

[–]ross-the-sauce-boss 5 points6 points ago

Dat url

[–]YourNameAsALoLChamp 1 point2 points ago

POSTS_GIFS - The Animated Joy


Passive - .GIFted Entity

Instead of using mana, each of POSTS_GIFSs abilities grant him karma (max 1000), POSTS_GIFs can re-activate any ability after casting it to convert it into a .GIF, consuming all his karma and activating a bonus effect.


Q - I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

POSTS_GIFS Summons an image of an animal in a typically human situation. Dealing 25/50/75/100/125 (+5% of AP) damage per second to enemy champions who are in sight range of the image (Lasts for 5 seconds).

Generates 150 Karma.

.GIF Conversion: (Min 50 Karma) The image also slows champions that are within sight range by 5% per 50 Karma consumed.


W - Always Appropriate

POSTS_GIFS Summons an image absolutely Perfect for an incredibly obscure situation in a target area (Lasts for 1/1.5/2/2.5/3 Seconds). Enemies caught are dealt 10/30/50/70/100 (+35% of AP) Damage and are affected differently depending on their stats as long as they are in sight range of the image:

AP > AD: Targets are silenced.

AD > AP: Targets attack speeds are reduced by 30%.

Generates 250 Karma

.GIF Conversion: (Min 250 Karma) The image lasts for an additional 1 Second per 250 Karma.


E - NOPE.

POSTS_GIFS Summons a truly terrifying image (Lasts 1 second), causing all enemy champions to run in fear as long as they are in sight range of it.

Generates 150 Karma

.GIF Conversion: (Min 300 Karma) The image becomes so terrifying that it deals magic equal to 30% of the consumed karma. Also, enemies remain feared for 1 Second after leaving sight range of the image.


R - Boobs & Cats

POSTS_GIFS Summons an image of a busty brunette wearing glasses and a Skyrim-themed low-cut shirt who is trying to read a copy of George Orwells 1984 that is being obstructed by an extremely fluffy kitten (Lasts 1 second). Enemy champions within sight range of the image are stunned for 1/1.5/2.5 seconds and Allied champions within sight range are healed for 200/300/400 Health.

Generates 500 Karma

.GIF Conversion: (Min 1000 Karma) The length of the stun is doubled as enemy champions watch the entire .GIF multiple times.

[–]WineForMyMen 2 points3 points ago

Jesus Christ that novelty account is going to take up so much of your time!

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 1 point2 points ago

Why the FUCK would someone make a novelty account like this?

Holy moly, I'm apparently a reddit casual.

[–]The_Reddit_Scribe 5 points6 points ago

ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH wiped the snow off his brow. He squinted through the harsh storm of pure, freezing white. His journey up the mountain had not been easy, and for all he knew, it may not be worth it, but at this point, he had no choice. He could either continue up the steps to the Monastery of the Novelty, or die on them. Every movement fought the cold, his bones struggling not to freeze. Finally, he saw it. A massive, orange, wooden door. It blocked a hole which had been carved into the mountainside, long ago, sometime in the first era. He approached it. He screamed over the gale surrounding him. "HELLO! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" He banged on the door as hard as his near-frozen joints would allow. "PLEASE!" Then, at ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH's great surprise, the door began to open. It was so large that the mountain rumbled gently. He ran inside, throwing off his cloak and knapsack. The hall which he now kneeled in was enormous. The ceilings had ornate carvings of legends which ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH had heard as a boy. Magical balls of light lined the walls. They were so bright, that the entire hallway was illuminated by only a handful of them. ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH was in such awe that he didn't notice the cloaked man who stood before him.

"What be thine name?" said the cloaked man. ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH looked up at him. The hood covered his face so that he couldn't be seen. "I'm- I'm ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH," said the half-frozen traveler. "And what brings thee to the Monastery of the Novelty?" Said the hooded man. He spoke with power and assertion, but there was gentleness in his voice. "I'm here to ask a question, m'lord."

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"I want to know why it is you do what you do. Why any of you put such effort into your craft."

The hooded man chuckled. "Come with me, ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH. I will show you why we do what we do." The hooded man took ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH's hand. He moved across the floor with such fluidity that he seemed to be floating. As they moved through the halls, they passed door after door. They eventually came to the end of the hall, where there was another door. They went inside to find a library with more books than a man could read in a life time. "What is this?" said ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH. "This is where all the works of those who follow the way of the novelty land. To be specific, this is the general wing. Follow me." They continued to walk past the shelves until they stopped at another door which had the letters S_W carved into the wood. The hooded man knocked on it. "Sir Shitty?" he called. "Sir Shitty? Are you there?" The hooded man turned to ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH. "He must not be in. I apologize. Please, come this way."

"Wait, that was the Shitty_Watercolour? Sir Shitty_Watercolour?" said ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH.

"Yes, it was. Or his room, rather. He's an adventurous one. But he's always welcome here. Oh, look. We're here." The hooded man stopped walking. He opened a door which lead into a room with even more shelves. It was the first small room ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH had seen since arriving at the monastery. There were some small steps which lead to a bed at the other end of the room. In one corner, there was display case with a book inside. It was several thousand pages thick with a shield divided into quadrants on the cover. In each quadrant, there was a narwhal, a set of judgmental eyes, and strips of bacon. The letters BOR were written at the bottom.

"Admins be praised. You're the keeper of the book, are you not?" said ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH.

"Yes. I am. I've brought you here to tell you why we do what we do," he said, pulling a key out of his cloak. He unlocked the display case and pulled out the book. He flipped to a page within a second, having memorized the entire book's contents over the years. He read aloud,

"THE WAY OF THE NOVELTY IS NOT THE WAY OF THE LIGHT-HEARTED AND FEEBLE-MINDED. IT IS A WAY FRAUGHT WITH PERIL AND DOUBT. MANY CHOOSE NOT FOLLOW IT, AS THEY SEE IT AS THE WASTE OF A LIFE. WHAT THEY DO NOT KNOW IS THAT THE WAY OF THE NOVELTY IS NOT CHOSEN BY MEN. THE MEN ARE CHOSEN BY THE WAY OF THE NOVELTY. IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE CONTROLLED. IT IS AN URGE WITHOUT COMPARISON. A LIFESTYLE. A TALENT. THE WORKS OF THE PRIESTS OF THE NOVELTY ARE MORE THAN WORKS. THEY ARE THEIR CHILDREN. THE MANIFESTATION OF THEIR TALENT. A GIFT FROM THE ADMINS TO THE PRIESTS, AND THE PRIESTS TO THE WORLD. THIS IS THE WAY OF THE NOVLETY."

-ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH's Journey to the Monastery, Fourth Plane of Reality, at Mount Novelty's Peak in the province of /r/funny, Sixteenth year of the Second Era.

[–]predvestnik 2 points3 points ago

dude just find something else to do

[–]Hellakittehs 74 points75 points ago

Now i know who is down voting those cat pictures.

[–]mintrolling 36 points37 points ago

Does this make me a dog?

I am okay with this.

[–]mintrolling 6 points7 points ago

Still okay with this.

[–]david-me 11 points12 points ago

Then can we be friends?
http://i.imgur.com/XaY1T.gif

[–]CerealMen 14 points15 points ago

[–]dyljm2 5 points6 points ago

This is the better one.

[–]mintrolling 4 points5 points ago

HELL YES.

[–]greenhearted 10 points11 points ago

Isn't that Heather Armstrong's dog Chuck? Because he's kind of a big deal.

[–]TotalVertigo 24 points25 points ago

As a dog, I can confirm this.

[–]Ezada 5 points6 points ago

Hello Former Congressman Chuckles, aka Chuckles the Wonder Mutt.

[–]borgfinkleton 4 points5 points ago

My mom mailed me a mug that said this exact same thing. Moms mail the coolest stuff.

Edit: the mug

[–]notsurewhatiam 16 points17 points ago

Stop reposting this, damn dog.

[–]hngryhngryhippo 6 points7 points ago

I'm not a dog. I'm a hippo.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 8 points9 points ago

So it was actually Colby who posted his story, posing as the dad

[–]JamoWRage 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if "bitches love droids" or "bitches loved roids"

[–]Navevan 3 points4 points ago

They loved roids, but now they love droids.

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 3 points4 points ago

◔_◔

[–]mdicori 4 points5 points ago

Rowdy? Get off the computer... classic Rowdy.

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 3 points4 points ago

And again, punchline in the title. Is this a trend I am not getting?

[–]SRS_are_cunts 8 points9 points ago

[–]Scottipottimus 2 points3 points ago

Why do I see Kevin from The Office when I look at this dog?

[–]Spira9 2 points3 points ago

[–]PizzaOnTheMind 2 points3 points ago

That dog has a small 5th leg under his front left leg in the first picture.

[–]Turrent 2 points3 points ago

[–]DeltaMeter 2 points3 points ago

How the fuck is this shit on the front page?

[–]dsi1 1 point2 points ago

THANKS FOR THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE OP YOU SURE AREN'T A FAGGOT!

[–]scottyboy130 0 points1 point ago

This is how I picture 90 percent of the commenters on gonewild.

[–]stevelud -1 points0 points ago

The request for "bacon bacon bacon" gave it away for me.

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[–]wdn 0 points1 point ago

That was 15 years ago. Now on the internet, everyone assumes you're a dog.

[–]rigakrypto 0 points1 point ago

Except Xzibit...

[–]GeorgePantsMcG 0 points1 point ago

OP is a dog.

[–]Jamesglide 0 points1 point ago

As a dog, I can confirm this.

[–]mrloln00b 0 points1 point ago

Looking at all dem fine bitches

[–]AK55 0 points1 point ago

Well, we do now.

You just blew your cover, Sparky.

[–]jasze 0 points1 point ago

I was in bad mood but not anymore.

[–]tellmetheworld 0 points1 point ago

Totally explains cat obsession

[–]ramonimbao 0 points1 point ago

OP's a bitch.

[–]rockstarpoe7 0 points1 point ago

Its funny because now everybody knows

[–]SMOKE_MY_POLE 0 points1 point ago

As a dog, I can confirm this.

[–]Melforprezzz 0 points1 point ago

This dog looks like it's been stuffed

[–]Iccutreb 0 points1 point ago

Except for CAPTCHAs

[–]yourface44 0 points1 point ago

"Hello FBI. We have a lose dog on the internet. Online Name: PunnyMan101. Found on website: http://reddit.com/ "

[–]mistahARK 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why this is as funny as it is.

[–]danosaurus_ 0 points1 point ago

What's updog?

[–]ZzWoOstY 0 points1 point ago

From the number of up votes I'm guessing there's a lot of dogs on the internet xD with 1124 cats...

[–]jpoRS 1 point2 points ago

This isn't /r/AdviceAnimals

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 0 points1 point ago

SHIT, how'd you know?!

[–]Jason133 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this on the front page yesterday?

[–]Uvabird 0 points1 point ago

The dog looks like Chuck from dooce.com.

[–]Thrashavich 0 points1 point ago

So Colby secretly posted his own story for karma. It all makes sense now.

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

Until you blow your cover by posting this picture. Bad dog!

[–]heraticwalbong 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on Facebook 3 days ago....for shame reddit.

[–]Ed_Monix 0 points1 point ago

Why do people do this to their dogs?

Why do the dogs play along?

How can I train my dog to do this?

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

On Reddit

Nobody knows that you are reposting.

Nobody.

(this isn't a repost btw)

[–]_valtiel_ 0 points1 point ago

That's the same way I feel about being black on reddit.

[–]PunchInTheNutz 1 point2 points ago

Is that ... Chuck from Dooce.com?

[–]IsThereADog 0 points1 point ago

Guess this answers my question

[–]Ali1191 0 points1 point ago

I wish my dog would do this.

[–]MintCrayon 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "is a dog" ,now I know you're a dog :P

Forever

[–]ZombieMatrix 0 points1 point ago

Bloody hell mate, I'm delighted its not a cat trying to pull this off!

[–]Voter96 0 points1 point ago

I'm annoyed that a dog has a computer that powerful (dual monitors included) and I don't...

[–]orflin 0 points1 point ago

sad to see that something that was on my facebook timeline over a week ago is on the top of the front page today...

[–]mantra002 0 points1 point ago

Unless you start /r/Jailbait

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

Well obviously we know now, PhunnyMan101.

Or should I say, PhunnyDog101? You almost had us fooled there.

Almost.

[–]RVPisManU 0 points1 point ago

Well, cant argue with that logic.

[–]Drundee 0 points1 point ago

So we just taking pictures of 4chan and posting here because karma is important. ok, sounds fun.

[–]LifeBeginsAt10kRPM 0 points1 point ago

I saw this 3 days ago on FB and assumed it was posted already.. All the karma I missed out on!

[–]shooby25 0 points1 point ago

It has honestly been awhile since I have actually laughed out loud at one of these pictures.

[–]grrrwoofwoof 0 points1 point ago

Hey bro... you shouldn't have.... revealed... the truth... grrrr...

[–]Roxxar123 0 points1 point ago

HA! They have not figured out that I am a cat

I am a regular person. Nothing to see here.

[–]lastactioncowboy 0 points1 point ago

little do you know im actually a cat! haha

[–]betterdustinthewind 0 points1 point ago

Damn, dog has a sweet setup.

[–]frolix8 0 points1 point ago

Until you "sc"roll down the window.

[–]garychencool 0 points1 point ago

Dogs and their internet.

[–]0ab83a7b 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this shit makes it to the top of reddit?

Jesus Christ.

[–]nowandlater 0 points1 point ago

As old as the Internet

[–]someone276 0 points1 point ago

I do now...

[–]itchy118 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I can't quite make out those captions. Let me put my glasses on.

[–]OBEYiii 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a reference to Wilfred.

[–]Superabsorbent_Cat 0 points1 point ago

this picture looks like its from 1985 until you see the macbook pro chillin there haha

[–]isangbastos 0 points1 point ago

1st Rule: You do not talk about being a dog on them interwebs.

[–]seanlax5 0 points1 point ago

Not even once.

[–]PrototypeGaming 0 points1 point ago

reeeepoooooost

[–]fiplefip 0 points1 point ago

a/s/l?

[–]Oh_yes_I_did 0 points1 point ago

Paws or gtfo

[–]icky_boo 0 points1 point ago

Give the man a bone.

[–]ShmifandWeshun 0 points1 point ago

I like how this is a quote from a 2000 newspaper cartoon, and it still lives on.

[–]Gunner3210 0 points1 point ago

Nobody knows you're a dog.

[–]oxydize 0 points1 point ago

Except for the photographer, I guess ...

[–]boatmurdered 0 points1 point ago

Dog. Is that you.

[–]HBlight 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to violentacrez.

[–]lucky85dog 0 points1 point ago

Lucky me that no one knows

[–]nolongerilurk 0 points1 point ago

Nobody except Gawker

[–]RichBB 0 points1 point ago

those are the few on internet who hate cats?

[–]Armitron58 0 points1 point ago

But everyone knows your mom is one

[–]Woosh29 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? This is the top post on Reddit?

[–]tubbakrapp 0 points1 point ago

implying the person taking your picture doesnt know youre a dog

[–]miezu78 0 points1 point ago

Reddit knows

[–]SpinyLumpsucker 0 points1 point ago

Rowdy?

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

woof.

[–]JZ129802 0 points1 point ago

I came here looking for the "on the Internet, nobody knows you're made of cups" thing. I am disappointed.

[–]Negirno 0 points1 point ago

Cue The Twilight Zone title song.

[–]maninthemass 0 points1 point ago

This was on 9gag some days ago. Shame on you!

[–]jturkish 1 point2 points ago

yo dawg

[–]NoSmellNoTell 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]xiandrii 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS THE GUY DOWNVOTING ALL THE CAT PICTURES IN /R/AWW FUCK

[–]Boring_Machine 0 points1 point ago

Secret decodable dog message:

Ruff ruff/ ruff woof, woof woof/ ruff woof/ woof ruff ruff, woof woof woof, woof woof ruff.

[–]AmphibianShit 0 points1 point ago

AIN'T NOBODY

[–]Nobody62 0 points1 point ago

I know.

[–]ElricG 0 points1 point ago

YES THIS IS DOG

[–]djm1st 1 point2 points ago

Apple product placement is getting so intrusive it's now in our memes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why, but they all remind me of the overly attached girlfriend....like multiples In animal form surrounding you.

[–]ARabidDog 0 points1 point ago

Nobody.

[–]Slash3040 0 points1 point ago

As a dog, I can confirm this.

[–]loves2breed 0 points1 point ago

How in the world did I see this on tumblr a week before I saw it on reddit..

[–]thefourthhouse -1 points0 points ago

nd8u2nND8Nnd;sn[3rnf jip j9 mpjsfm i ] ok agok okj

[–]Gummy4 0 points1 point ago

Nobody knows I'm that I'm a gummy bear. This is the first time told people on the internet.

[–]xerosound 0 points1 point ago

Dog with a blog?

[–]leviathan0109 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit they're on to me!

[–]stoiclibertine 0 points1 point ago

The New Yorker called they want their cut of the karma from their 20 year old joke you stole. :)

[–]BaconMoustache 0 points1 point ago

Does he have a third arm sticking out of his torso?

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

what's the extra frame with "nobody" suppose to mean with relation to the dogs face?

[–]underdogg07 0 points1 point ago

PhunnyMan101 is a dog.

[–]Savannasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Might have been funny if I hadn't seen it 80 times already

[–]eljacko 0 points1 point ago

Is this . . . autobiographical?

[–]MrDragonlordwizard 0 points1 point ago

Hate to break it to you, but your cover is blown.

[–]faerie_on_polar_bear 0 points1 point ago

I really liked that.

[–]internetexplorerftw 0 points1 point ago

SOMETHING COLBY SOMETHING HUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]RandomPerson200 0 points1 point ago

"Woof!"

[–]jdylopa 0 points1 point ago

Tagged you as "is a dog." on RES.

[–]og_b0rn 0 points1 point ago

r/fuckingstupidpieceofshitmemes

[–]BigBronon 0 points1 point ago

Except when you answer the phone.

[–]Nocturnal10 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or it looks like there is a extra mini leg under it's front left leg?

[–]darkrai9292 0 points1 point ago

How do we know your not a dog

[–]StatiK267 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd here is an upvote, even though it's a repost.

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

God damnit, spoiling it for the rest of us. Well, now that the cat is out of the bag, I'm going to chase the fuck out of it. Also, I'm the one down voting your cats. -internet dog

[–]borring 0 points1 point ago

I post pictures of cats to hide my identity

[–]Uncle_Gus 0 points1 point ago

EXCEPT FOR PHONE.

[–]Tubby82 0 points1 point ago

This is why I don't go on dating websites.