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[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 14 points15 points ago

I'd like to see her tail wag!

Girls have penises right?

[–]Feed__Me__Downvotes 0 points1 point ago

Tail Whip was ineffective.

[–]duckwizzle 51 points52 points ago

FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

[–]JerkyJuicer 10 points11 points ago

RE: THANKS MAN!!1!1 FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

[–]Randamba 1 point2 points ago

It's a tattoo of a fat wiener dog. It probably goes down his leg so that his pinky toe is the wagging tail.

[–]Grunram 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, I think you perfected the repost rant.

[–]SirRosie 2 points3 points ago

Lot of this on Reddit today.

[–]everynameistakenwtf 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, why is this crap on reddit?

[–]Imsoicey 0 points1 point ago

So I gave the bitch a tailwag, bitches love tailwags.

[–]scottg96 7 points8 points ago

[–]BestPseudonym 2 points3 points ago

Well, some of us don't have grandmas to forward this shit to us, asshole. I like having a reddit grandma.

[–]reposedhysteria 0 points1 point ago

Funny thing is, I saw this and instantly thought of sending it to my grandma. Totally reminds me of my grandpa's sense of humor.

[–]FatherEarth 6 points7 points ago

The man is wearing an earring in his right ear, yet still hitting on a female.

[–]mrjarule 4 points5 points ago

what is this, the 90's?

[–]Joeliosis 3 points4 points ago

Can't remember which comedian it was... "Did you know an earing in your right ear means you're gay?" "Funny... I always thought it was having your cock in another mans ass."

[–]ShitOnMyFartingBoner 1 point2 points ago

The man asked "Do you wish to see his tail wag?"

That dude looks pretty tough for such eloquent speech

[–]Deathmonger96 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't the tail be on the back of the dog? This image does not make sense

[–]danhendricks 1 point2 points ago

scanned from dad's 1975 playboy for our enjoyment.

[–]capt_ishmael 0 points1 point ago

What a stuck up bitch. She must hate puppies.

[–]Coconutcanon -1 points0 points ago

REPOST!!!!

[–]Anindoorcat 1 point2 points ago

he just made an account to call REPOST!!!

for you sir.

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is becoming Hustler Humor Magazine of the 80s?

[–]Lighthouse223 0 points1 point ago

This is so old.

[–]visceralhate 0 points1 point ago

Ed really let himself go after losing contact with Edd and Eddy.

[–]computergroove -1 points0 points ago

Borderline putting the punchline in the title.

[–]millioncaribous 1 point2 points ago

[–]MuffinsandTeacups -2 points-1 points ago

I posted this ages ago and it got - 10 downvotes. Fuck you reddit.