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Booked a flight to the US yesterday for €17.50 return, this is how I felt after I received the confirmation (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by kraven420

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[–]mooseknuckle83 7 points8 points ago

Are you going to be catapulted or thrown? Or are you on an actual plane? From where are you flying?

[–]TECHCoalMiner 0 points1 point ago

Yes. In history something along these lines was called 'The Middle Passage'

[–]mooseknuckle83 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean 'The Pass of Caradhras'.

[–]Oli_ 11 points12 points ago

Online ticket 17.00 Euros - Booking fee 0.50 Cent

Being fondled by the TSA on arrival to the US.. Priceless.

[–]kraven420[S] 12 points13 points ago

The usual practice while entering the States for me:

"Why did you stay only 1/2/3 days in the US last time?"

"Because it was such a cheap flight"

"Oh. Then go on"

[–]Pxzib 2 points3 points ago

And when they ask you where you are planning on staying, or where you are going, you say what? Because "Some hotel I guess, I don't know" will grant you a ticket right back.

[–]kraven420[S] 10 points11 points ago

"With your mom" is not an acceptable answer as well.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 1 point2 points ago

But my mom likes visitors. She doesn't get many in prison.

[–]birdablaze 1 point2 points ago

"I came for the Chipotle."

[–]lieutenanthearn 1 point2 points ago

By "flight to the US" do you mean "flight from St. Paul to Minneapolis in a paper air plane"? Cause if not I think you're full of shit.

Edit: Saw that it's a mistake ticket and that you're filing a complaint. #promove

[–]theidlecapitalist[!] 1 point2 points ago

Is the air tax €500?

[–]kraven420[S] 11 points12 points ago

No, it was a mistake fare...

[–]theidlecapitalist[!] 2 points3 points ago

You are a lucky person. Count those chickens right now!

[–]spaxejam 0 points1 point ago

which flight and how?

[–]kraven420[S] 14 points15 points ago

Europe-MIA with Alitalia. Currently they're going to cancel the tickets, but the US DOT doesn't allow this and I filed a complain in that case :)

[–]surells 1 point2 points ago

Damn, cheapest I can manage is £70.00 (ish), and that's because my sister works for VA. You lucky bastard.

[–]ragecomiclover 1 point2 points ago

how?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not much use if the flight was yesterday. You've been scammed.