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[–]grungevalue 60 points61 points ago

I would definitely buy these if they weren't 75 bucks.

[–]calmdrive 33 points34 points ago

I have heard the fabric makes it worth it, also they are all made by hand in Australia. I want so many of their pieces!

[–]kenzy7987 31 points32 points ago

As someone who owns two pairs I can confirm this.

Its the same material as a polyester swim suit, which lasts forever.

[–]calmdrive 9 points10 points ago

Does it feel sweaty or weird at all to have that one your legs? Or is it comfy like work out / yoga pants?

[–]ubeat2me 24 points25 points ago

Sharky here, I own several pairs of leggings, suspenders and a couple dresses....

They are totally worth the money. Hand made in Australia. Best quality fabric, the pictures can't give the vibrancy and detail of the prints.

One does not buy just one piece of black milk.

Edit: their fabrics for most pieces are polyester, so it fits great, and stretches well. Super soft and high quality, very smooth. You can't help but to rub your legs, but be warned, strangers will want to too! They fit great, and if you need custom sizing, that's available too. The props of hand made clothing.

[–]kai908 9 points10 points ago

Great, there goes all my money... sigh

[–]theLollipopking 12 points13 points ago

My girlfriend wears blackmilk clothing. I'm broke from buying her gifts from there

[–]kenzy7987 8 points9 points ago

They're really comfy, the only time I don't like wearing them is when I haven't shaved my legs in a few days haha. They breathe pretty well though, and are like interesting looking yoga pants.

I have the galaxy purple pair, and the starry nights pair.

[–]Cruxius 67 points68 points ago

I'm not up to date with gender appropriateness of leggings, can guys wear these?
I'm guessing not because they're only modelled with women, but I'm cautiously optimistic.

[–]kismet-happens 141 points142 points ago

There's been some guys wear them on their facebook fan page, I think it's great :) EDIT: Here is a link

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[–]Granthree 52 points53 points ago

There are no muscles in the male penis. Those pants show the muscles

[–]bcarle 231 points232 points ago

Maybe not in your penis. My dick is jacked, bro.

[–]Rich0 103 points104 points ago

does it even lift?

[–]BruceDoh 27 points28 points ago

[–]Soluz 10 points11 points ago

To be honest....I was a bit scared to click that link.

[–]Banaam 6 points7 points ago

Tenacious D?

[EDIT] Yep.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 7 points8 points ago

beta cock

[–]CircumcisedSpine 20 points21 points ago

the male penis

What about the female penis?

[–]p_iynx 8 points9 points ago

That would be the clitoris.

[–]Granthree 5 points6 points ago

If I didn't write "male penis" some smartass would come and write "ooh but in the pigs penis there's a muscle, that's why it can curl up like that!"

[–]Pandaburn 20 points21 points ago

So what you mean is that you should have written "in the human penis"? Pigs with penises are also male.

[–]Granthree 2 points3 points ago

hah you got me

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[–]markycapone 17 points18 points ago

You can do anything you want to do

[–]Omenege 12 points13 points ago

Wear whatever you want. Leggings are comfortable as hell IMO. Though the stuff at Black Milk seems to most only come in smaller sizes which may not be so guy friendly. But hey, they're supposed to be snug, right?

[–]doesnt_describe_me 16 points17 points ago

I'd think it was cool. Don't wear regular/plain leggings, though.

[–]TheJackalope231 21 points22 points ago

Fuck that, I'll do what I want. I'll wear awesome fuzzy socks too.

[–]djonesx 12 points13 points ago

My misses has a pair, I've worn them. They fit snug and are awesome!

[–]Mugros 44 points45 points ago

[–]Milesaboveu 40 points41 points ago

M..Mr. Slave?

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 18 points19 points ago

Oooooh! Jesus Christ!

[–]djonesx 3 points4 points ago

Haha! Good stuff.

[–]zortnarftroz 4 points5 points ago

Wear them underneath athletic shorts when running out in the cold?

[–]jawrdn 10 points11 points ago

And they have Star Wars bathing suits. Fucking Love them.

[–]sambojomo 9 points10 points ago

Yes! I own a pair. Love them. I also have the jellyfish leggings, 3D skeleton dress and the purple galaxy catsuit. LOVE BlackMilk.

[–]Singularity42 21 points22 points ago

the face looks so weird on that

[–]riff-wraith 2 points3 points ago

your face would look weird, too, if you didnt have a face.

[–]cpnHindsight 11 points12 points ago

[–]NixonInhell 8 points9 points ago

Perfect for being a spy!

Did I miss that day of spy school?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

God, I love blackmilk. I want the blood spatter swimsuit so badly.

edit; Might as well ask- does anyone know how well their swimsuits stand up to chlorine? I don't want to buy a swimsuit (even if it's gorgeous and amazing) that doesn't stand up to actual swimming.

[–]Pandaburn 1 point2 points ago

Is Muscles Legging the sister of Muscles Glasses?

[–]tangopopper 7 points8 points ago

Posting this would be considerably less creepy than OP taking a picture of a random girl in a queue's legs.

[–]MrTeddybear 2 points3 points ago

Is your name a Geoff Peterson,reference? Cuz that sounded dirty

[–]Yossarian33 2 points3 points ago

Anyone know where I could get some that don't ship from Australia?

[–]kingofthevale 9 points10 points ago

its an australian company so maybe check for stockists from where you live, if your from america the exchange rate and shipping costs are so low these days its not much difference from ordering local.

[–]ilrodoowle 6 points7 points ago

They are the manufactures and distributors. The only way to get then is from Australia.

[–]dumnezero 7 points8 points ago

Med students must love it.

[–]theJUIC3_isL00se 5 points6 points ago

If only they had stuff for men :(

[–]chrisnthat 43 points44 points ago

Not quite correct...

[–]Dissectionist 27 points28 points ago

I support your assertion. As we would say in my field: that gluteus maximus is wack.

[–]roflcoptor69 7 points8 points ago

Also seems to be missing the skin.

[–]Elliptical_Tangent 31 points32 points ago

The glutes aren't correct.

[–]ishallsaythisonce 15 points16 points ago

No anus

[–]anonymous-slacker 47 points48 points ago

They have nothing on Mr. Slim Goodbody. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97v7xhmgR1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg

Also damn you for making me remember this guy.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 9 points10 points ago

That's the first thing I thought of too. He had a nice 'fro for a white boy.

[–]frenzyboard 14 points15 points ago

It's called a jewfro. Not even antisemitic. It's just a jewfro.

[–]GetFresh 13 points14 points ago

Black Milk FTW!!! My wife has burnt a hole in my wallet on their stuff.

[–]goverment_hooker 13 points14 points ago

Slim Goodbody

[–]HawaiianBrian 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for being old enough to know who Slim Goodbody was.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 285 points286 points ago

[–]GreyCastle 227 points228 points ago

Dayum girl, you shit with that ass?!

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 197 points198 points ago

Not today you don't.

[–]GreyCastle 47 points48 points ago

Are we gonna plunder down under?

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 22 points23 points ago

Take a trip downtown.

[–]GeppettoLied 25 points26 points ago

Take a trip to browntown.

FTFY

[–]houndofbaskerville 28 points29 points ago

"Yeah baby, you ain't gonna shit right for a week." - Bad Santa

[–]VinRayd 33 points34 points ago

Dat URL

[–]shit_master 23 points24 points ago

Dat first cowboy anal blowjob

[–]HeyCarpy 16 points17 points ago

My Name Is URL

[–]zeitgeist0190 3 points4 points ago

I've never encountered anyone else who says it like 'earl'. You complete me.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 4 points5 points ago

"Not right now you don't."

[–]youcuntingfaggot 10 points11 points ago

i bet youre a hit with the ladies...

[–]Captainpotato22 13 points14 points ago

Chris Brown sure is.

[–]vectormessiah 46 points47 points ago

[–]Jjunior130 28 points29 points ago

[–]dzubz 23 points24 points ago

WTF IS THIS?!

[–]maclaugh622 5 points6 points ago

Someone please know..

[–]Okami99 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha! Nope!

[–]SweetNeo85 13 points14 points ago

[–]Rich0 11 points12 points ago

Holy neckbeard.

[–]cpnHindsight 11 points12 points ago

You can't see his neck...

[–]duckduckpony 21 points22 points ago

On reddit, it seems like anybody between the ages of 16 and 35 with any amount of facial hair is a 'neckbeard'.

[–]deeptimeswimmer 8 points9 points ago

Only to Srsters and their fetid ilk.

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 4 points5 points ago

When did facial hair become nerdy? Pardon me for having testosterone and not feeling the need to shave every day.

[–]GreatBigJerk 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure it's just a gross chinstrap.

[–]vectormessiah 2 points3 points ago

Well aren't you just a Great Big Jerk.

[–]l1v32r1d3BmX 6 points7 points ago

i just noticed the guy in the blue hoodie running away..

[–]Datkarma 14 points15 points ago

Is that gif from any movie in particular?

[–]Inked_Cellist 80 points81 points ago

I think it is just from people messing around in the Apple Store

[–]Datkarma 34 points35 points ago

What a great ass.

[–]CellularBeing 13 points14 points ago

Such a glorious ass.

[–]RadioActyve 5 points6 points ago

It's from Motherless.com, but I don't recall the video

[–]FantasyZoloft 4 points5 points ago

The guy in the green shirt looks like he's jerkin' his gherkin...

[–]asshatnowhere 2 points3 points ago

Dat gluteus maximus

[–]P1nkheart 21 points22 points ago

Is there an anatomically correct top?

[–]oldgreg88 10 points11 points ago

This ruins the breasts.

[–]MrAristo 138 points139 points ago

This is not WTF material. Sure, this is out of the ordinary. But not WTF.

[–]magicwizard 69 points70 points ago

If the top comment is "I want some of those to wear myself!" I think it doesn't belong in Wtf

[–]Arquis001 31 points32 points ago

Unless the top commentor is a murderer who enjoys wearing the flesh of the victims he has flayed.

[–]pat5168 8 points9 points ago

Ramsay?

[–]Arquis001 14 points15 points ago

I know Chef Ramsay is mean but I'm not sure he did that.

[–]AQUA2 3 points4 points ago

ehh...it's close enough considering what r/wtf has turned into.

I'm not too upset by this transition though. We're turning into r/funny without the absolutely fucking retarded facebook/youtube/twitter screeencaps.

[–]mariah_a 8 points9 points ago

Or, a bad case of degloving.

[–]rayx 7 points8 points ago

I'm so glad I Googled that word. Lovely imagery.

[–]mariah_a 6 points7 points ago

I aim to displease.

[–]Jumpset 34 points35 points ago

That actually looks pretty cool.

[–]vivolleyball15 14 points15 points ago

I want them now.

[–]modernwitch 13 points14 points ago

All of their leggings are >$75 unfortunately, so you have to either a.) Have a lot of money or b.) Have a lot of patience if you want to start wearing Blackmilk.

I have a lot of patience. ;__;

[–]lono10c 12 points13 points ago

She's actually not wearing anything on her legs. That woman has no skin.

[–]modernwitch 5 points6 points ago

Yay, Blackmilk. I have about 12 pairs of leggings from these guys. Best decision ever.

[–]ilrodoowle 3 points4 points ago

Are you on /r/blackmilk?

[–]dirtmerchant1980 4 points5 points ago

its slim goodbody's daughter.

[–]nicholaaaas 5 points6 points ago

Mario Cipollini called, he wants his skinsuit back

[–]triggs27 29 points30 points ago

Why is this in /r/wtf?

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 27 points28 points ago

/r/wtf is rapidly merging with /r/mildlyintersting.

[–]piratestronghold 9 points10 points ago

As a female, I must know: is that attractive? I know leggings = skin tight = attractive (unless large/misshapen) but does the algorithm still apply when the leggings are decorated as these are? I must know.

[–]TarBarrel 7 points8 points ago

I like them. Not in a butcherish "I like the shape of your skull girl" way, but in a 'makes me curious' way.

Also I'm likely to initially percieve the person wearing them as brave, unconstrained and carefree.

[–]tangopopper 14 points15 points ago

"leggings = skin tight = attractive" is just an exaggerated message you get from all those stupid leggings macros. Men are attracted by good taste in clothing in exactly the same way women are. If you (and other women) think they look good, then the chances are that men will too. Personally, I don't like them.

[–]mjohnson062 5 points6 points ago

2/10. Not sexy. Would only fap if trapped in a well with only this pic.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup 2 points3 points ago

muscles are kind of associated with males. so i guess no. but what if men wear them?

[–]bullhonke 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't there some show when I was a kid (in the 80's?) where some dude wore a full body suit like this?

[–]hunnibud 3 points4 points ago

my daughter is hooked on black milk clothing. she has this pair and many more. although she wears them all, i think she sees it more as an investment.

[–]Fudgefactor7 3 points4 points ago

Slim Goodbody approves.

[–]RidePlanet 4 points5 points ago

[–]DarkEvE 3 points4 points ago

[–]nosaer_fo_eciov_eht 3 points4 points ago

TIL: Calf muscles look like ballsacks

[–]KorvinLears 3 points4 points ago

[–]SupahScoop 17 points18 points ago

Yup, this is definitely on par with the shit-encrusted toilet and the guy getting kicked into a moving train further up the page.

Take this to r/mildlyinteresting, this is hardly WTF material.

[–]LeftoNhahe 8 points9 points ago

That is fucking sexy. Probably because she has a pretty nice body. But yeah, it looks pretty damn good on her.

[–]themightyscott 4 points5 points ago

Trust me to go straight to the Star Wars section. Not disappointing either.

[–]ilrodoowle 4 points5 points ago

Man do I want the R2 dress. That or the Gamer dress.

[–]Radiosucks 1 point2 points ago

Dahmer: Delicious.

[–]protomd 2 points3 points ago

Lemme see that gastrocnemius girl!!

[–]Cashrunner 0 points1 point ago

That ass.... Muscle dear gawd

[–]blinkypete 2 points3 points ago

Your gastrocnemiuses are pretty darn sexy!

[–]probablytoohonest 0 points1 point ago

Dat butt.

[–]eastriverdrive 2 points3 points ago

ligaments get me so hot.

[–]RougeLaw 0 points1 point ago

Dat gluteus Maximus!

[–]Time_Terminal 0 points1 point ago

Dat gluteus maximus?

[–]an_illiterate_ox 2 points3 points ago

[–]DeathHaze420 -1 points0 points ago

Anatomically correct my ass. Mostly because she has no ass crack.

[–]adizzle29 1 point2 points ago

*Anatimically incorrect

[–]Burn0Things 1 point2 points ago

I have the full body anatomically correct morph suit. Its kind of like green man from its always sunny.

[–]scottyo50 2 points3 points ago

My girlfriend works for black milk, she's one of the customer service girls,or " mega hotties" as they're called. And I'm making her get me the muscle legs to wear to the gym.

[–]quackchick 6 points7 points ago

Hot Little Bosses to make front page! Go Sharkies! :)

[–]ilrodoowle 3 points4 points ago

Awww yeah Sharkies! Are you on /r/blackmilk?

[–]Deecimal 4 points5 points ago

Dat glutes

[–]canadian028 9 points10 points ago

Dem glutes. Or (preferably) dat Gluteus Maximus.

[–]fancydad 1 point2 points ago

No bung hole

[–]mockingbeard 1 point2 points ago

disturbing.

[–]Zathei 1 point2 points ago

Can I get them in blue?

[–]denim-chicken 1 point2 points ago

nah she's just that ripped

[–]m_risu 0 points1 point ago

Didn't Heidi Klum wear something like that for Halloween

[–]US_Hiker 1 point2 points ago

So sexy.

[–]RealAfroSamurai 1 point2 points ago

Trippy as fuck

[–]rockidr4 1 point2 points ago

neat!

[–]Ataya970 1 point2 points ago

DO WANT

[–]Squeezymo 1 point2 points ago

This is not something a girl wants to be wearing when she says "I'm not a piece of meat!"

[–]no_shit_dude2 1 point2 points ago

this somehow destroys the whole point of sweatpants :(

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 1 point2 points ago

Those are awesome.

[–]gpacaci 1 point2 points ago

Now this would be hard.

[–]Appleshxt 1 point2 points ago

That actually looks like a nice ass.

[–]specialgray 1 point2 points ago

and yet, no anus. I am disappoint.

[–]Pancuronium -1 points0 points ago

They're not actually anatomically correct; some of the muscles are in the wrong place. Sadly I looked at these when I was doing the limbs as a medical student last year. I was disappointed.

[–]devilsclub 1 point2 points ago

Those are cool

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Sexy. As in a "serial killer made a lady suit out of my flesh" sorta way.

[–]tibrbk 1 point2 points ago

looks like she has some meaty legs

[–]LaxMcNasty 1 point2 points ago

Muscle i'd like to flex.

[–]floralmuse 0 points1 point ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemJqcEVE7I

x-post from /r/hooping. I couldn't tell what they were from the video but she's definitely wearing them.

[–]bencmoree 1 point2 points ago

Would it be wrong, if as an obese teenage boy, to wear these?

[–]that_jerrykid 1 point2 points ago

I started feeling the back of my legs after seeing this, just to make sure

[–]SearchNerd 1 point2 points ago

Friend of mine buys these religiously...they are amazing and she has the body to support them!

[–]Walletau 1 point2 points ago

When you see yoga being done with these, it's f'ing disturbing. Trust me.

[–]needthistoshare 1 point2 points ago

almost correct, pretty sure she would have more fat on hers

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 1 point2 points ago

TIL skin isn't part of the anatomy.

[–]OrbicOris 1 point2 points ago

This would be great studying material!

[–]manak69 1 point2 points ago

One of my chick friends has a pair and she looks exceptionally hot with them on.

[–]borkborkbork99 1 point2 points ago

Girl, look at that body

[–]FinePointSharpie 2 points3 points ago

Black Milk Clothing! Love their line!

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

DEM GLUTEZZZ

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

nobody wear these please

[–]KersTheRed 0 points1 point ago

You just found Slim Goodbody

[–]SuperBlarg 1 point2 points ago

I would prefer to call them "bacon leggings"

[–]swride 1 point2 points ago

anyone else read that as "automatically correct leggings"?

[–]hohmanator007 1 point2 points ago

There was a guy at my cross country meet yesterday with these

[–]zutara1990 1 point2 points ago

WANT.

[–]smackfairy 1 point2 points ago

Love Black Milk! Their Maggot Leggings are probably more wtf worthy I think. Still cool and props to those who pull them off.