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Not a single fuck was given that hot day. (imgur.com)

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[–]spasms[S] 148 points149 points ago

She just turned 27. Trying to do a Then and Now recreation, but need a much bigger sink.

[–]Pseudophobic 43 points44 points ago

Might have to stick with a bathtub.

[–]Pleasebeniceok 96 points97 points ago

But keep the outfit.

[–]TheBlackSpank 14 points15 points ago

Unless she's still that fat.

[–]spasms[S] 4 points5 points ago

Oh she's definitely not fat.

[–]fancy_sandwich 9 points10 points ago

pics or gtfo.

[–]kjtomcza 5 points6 points ago

You should stick with the sink for comic effect.

[–]robertroland 0 points1 point ago

Or do what we do in the film industry, cgi or make a large prop sink. Fake it and make it.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 11 points12 points ago

Is she getting nekkid?

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[–]VinRayd 7 points8 points ago

Dude that's someone's daughter!

[–]verytroo 43 points44 points ago

Not speaking for ai_kane, but every girl in porn is someone's daughter.

[–]solarnexus 20 points21 points ago

Not always, some of them are someone's son.

[–]JSentinel 8 points9 points ago

How long can we look at each other, down the barrel of a guuuuuuuuuuuuun?

[–]TrolleyPower 1 point2 points ago

Every girl?

[–]solarnexus 8 points9 points ago

some.

[–]red_280 2 points3 points ago

Every female that has existed and will ever exist will be someone's daughter. I don't know why pointing out the patently obvious is meant to make you feel bad.

[–]optimistic_hsa 1 point2 points ago

Its like you've never witnessed the documentary Junior.

[–]ThePendulum 1 point2 points ago

You can only be certain if they've done a "Dad fucks wife and daughter" scene.

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[–]VinRayd 4 points5 points ago

Yeah Its just that you could have been replying to either one of her parents.

[–]0280ai80 0 points1 point ago

On the one hand, I agree rude comments about one's kids are uncalled for.

On the other, you'd have to be kind of an idiot to not see you're totally setting yourself up for it by saying you're trying to get your 27 year old daughter to pose nude in a bath tub on the internet.

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[–]Xenc 0 points1 point ago

Typo.

[–]why_fist_puppies 287 points288 points ago

I was about to say I wish we had giant sinks we could clean ourselves in, then I remembered showers.

[–]erondites 147 points148 points ago

I remembered bathtubs.

[–]StealthGhost 38 points39 points ago

Clean ourselves in, not sit around in our own filth

[–]war_whale 80 points81 points ago

I've never understood this logic. If what comes off of you is already on you, how is it going to be any more disgusting now that it has been diluted down by gallons and gallons of water and soap?

Besides, if you're so worried about it, the fix is simple. 3-minute shower, jump out, wrap self in towel or robe, run super-hot bath, adjust temp, get back in. No more "filth" if you're that anal about it.

[–]junkmanuk 16 points17 points ago

But I want to get rid of what comes off me. I always have to have a shower after a bath because I can't stand the residue left by the bathwater (soap etc...).

You're probably right it's meaningless but that's life :)

[–]war_whale 26 points27 points ago

Whoa. Post-bath shower? What is this madness?

[–]zmansman17 15 points16 points ago

This is indeed madness. To suggest such a thing is to invite chaos into our lives.

[–]THJr 3 points4 points ago

It appears we have some sort of free-thinker on our hands.

[–]AlwaysBananas 26 points27 points ago

I thought everyone took a post-bath shower...

[–]kjtomcza 14 points15 points ago

Am I the only one that does the shower-bath-shower combo?

[–]masterwit 22 points23 points ago

shower-bath-shower-bath-shower here

...

Just kidding that would be ridiculous.

[–]SweetNeo85 6 points7 points ago

You might be getting a phone call soon.

[–]masterwit 1 point2 points ago

That is a great clip.

(No worries, just a 5 minute shower from me.)

[–]smaug85 0 points1 point ago

I'd be more worried about why the water I drink, wash, and brush with is coming from a pond.

[–]cobrakai11 0 points1 point ago

No. Althought for most it's more of a "rinsing" after the bath, not so much a shower.

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[–]vsal 3 points4 points ago

I like you

[–]Dorimukyasuto 1 point2 points ago

I'm too tall for the bathtub.

[–]Torontoish 2 points3 points ago

Because it's warm and I pee in there. I'm not a proud man. :(

[–]RigaudonAS 0 points1 point ago

I immediately need to pee when I start a shower or bath. I wonder if it's because of something from when I was young.

[–]knudow 1 point2 points ago

Besides, if you're so worried about it, the fix is simple. 3-minute shower, jump out, wrap self in towel or robe, run super-hot bath, adjust temp, get back in. No more "filth" if you're that anal about it.

That's what they do in Japan I think.

What I do: Relaxing bath while reading -> Fall asleep -> Wake up, stand up and take a shower

[–]xLuMisx -3 points-2 points ago

anal

He he he. You said anal. giggles to self

[–]war_whale 7 points8 points ago

Hey.

Hey. Over here.

Listen up. Hey. Hey. HEY!

Shhh.

                                                                                                                  poop

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

Hehehehe

[–]nitefang 3 points4 points ago

Shower for 3 minutes then switch.

Or do what I do because I am totally the 1% and get in your jacuzzi.

[–]Xenc 4 points5 points ago

You need to stop getting into my jacuzzi.

[–]ExtraSoap 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't change the fact that it's sooo much more relaxing to just soak in the tub for a while. Great stress reliever.

[–]WunderOwl -2 points-1 points ago

No one else showers first then takes a bath....

[–]CarpetFibers 5 points6 points ago

In Japan, that's the custom. It's rude if you don't shower first.

[–]mintberrycrunk 0 points1 point ago

rude to who?

[–]tmbyfc 1 point2 points ago

the other people in your bath.

[–]CarpetFibers 0 points1 point ago

Baths are usually shared amongst several people, thus it's rude to pollute the water with your filth. Plus showering before entering the bath means less residue in the tub when you drain the water.

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[–]GletscherEis 18 points19 points ago

Well aren't you handy.

[–]spencewah 40 points41 points ago

That fat baby kinda looks like Patton Oswalt. Or, perhaps, it is just that Patton Oswalt looks like all fat babies.

[–]StewieForPrez 2 points3 points ago

I thought Chris Farley was reincarnated... But I see Patton in there too...

[–]bahnder -3 points-2 points ago

Ctrl-F Patton, check.

[–]mintberrycrunk 72 points73 points ago

What I saw

[–]ofthedestroyer 35 points36 points ago

I APOLOGIZE...FOR NOTHING!

[–]DalekBarbarian 13 points14 points ago

I assume the orgy pit has been scrrrraped and buttered?!

[–]BearPack 31 points32 points ago

Nothing takes your mind off having no nipples like running cold water over your pot belly.

[–]natutnak 7 points8 points ago

How did I not notice that?

[–]never_listens 3 points4 points ago

Bandwidth was severely limited back in the day.

[–]the_Yippster 1 point2 points ago

holy shit!

[–]Frankeh 23 points24 points ago

More proof that all babies look like Winston Churchill.

[–]lasciate 4 points5 points ago

Drunk again, eh Winston?

[–]Chopperguy 22 points23 points ago

He likes to drink the old fashion way through umbilical cord.

[–]Fuck-I-Hate-You-Guys 14 points15 points ago

He prefers his cigars absorbed through the bloodstream. His mothers bloodstream.

[–]TrolleyPower 9 points10 points ago

I think it's a she.

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[–]TrolleyPower 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Just didn't know how else to put it.

[–]victordavion -1 points0 points ago

No. It's grammatically and socially accepted to refer to things with unknown gender as "it." Once gender is known, however, it would be rude to continue using "it."

If someone ( typically a parent ) is offended, then they're just a bad person.

Accepted and commonly used phrase: "Is it a boy or a girl?"

[–]illaqueable -2 points-1 points ago

No. They're gelatinous shit/piss cubes until they hit puberty, and then they're hormonal assholes until they move out; it is not only right, but also necessary to refer to babies as It.

[–]Jrodkin 2 points3 points ago

You're still going through that hormonal stage, eh?

[–]illaqueable -1 points0 points ago

I'm clearly an infant. Fuck I just shat

[–]tmbyfc 0 points1 point ago

that makes up a little for your previous post.

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Why do they suddenly change when they move out?

[–]illaqueable 0 points1 point ago

Because they're not in your house anymore, ergo they do not exist

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Unless they go to college, than they still sap your money, no?

[–]WomenzRightsLoL -1 points0 points ago

Your rights are invalid, and you have no opinion.

[–]amstergram -1 points0 points ago

maybe he's holding another body part other than the umbilical cord, showing early signs of? Not the flamboyant type, but a like a future omar? Might be going to hell for this comment...

[–]Tingleyourberry 5 points6 points ago

Dammit bobby

[–]VomitGolem 10 points11 points ago

This belongs here

[–]_cardinalpuff 13 points14 points ago

He is the most interesting baby in the world.

[–]howerrd 0 points1 point ago

She.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 9 points10 points ago

Eventually he would change his legal name to fat bastard

EDIT: She, And I'm sure she is a beautiful Scottish woman now.

[–]MarksSDAcct -1 points0 points ago

It's a girl. I think it's Honey Boo-Boo's mom.

[–]AwayForToday 2 points3 points ago

10 baby.

[–]UnCommonSenses 2 points3 points ago

That is the only way to really clean your belly button

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

Looks a bit like WC Fields. All he needs is a cigar and a Susquehanna Hat.

[–]Johann_Seabass 2 points3 points ago

Patton Oswalt

[–]Timotori 2 points3 points ago

So, that's what you call a baby shower.

[–]Ninsha 2 points3 points ago

On my sink, when the handle is pointing to the left, it is hot water, not cold...is this not universal?

[–]turtlekitty30 2 points3 points ago

I keep looking for a bottle of beer in this pic

[–]GFandango 2 points3 points ago

You can tell from the photo, she's gonna be somebody one day

[–]Kai________ 3 points4 points ago

THe poor girl is born without nipples. what a hard fate.

[–]trafficnab 1 point2 points ago

Now that I think about it I don't think I've ever seen a sink without a window directly behind it.

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 0 points1 point ago

bathroom mirror

[–]twistedfork 0 points1 point ago

The sink in my apartment has a giant mirror behind it so I can watch myself get shitty looking while washing my pots and pans.

[–]theomega23 0 points1 point ago

Why, hello Patton Oswalt.

[–]Olive_Garden 0 points1 point ago

lol reminds me of this

[–]Lundix 1 point2 points ago

That little guy is about to fart, or worse.

[–]idrawinmargins 2 points3 points ago

at least there is a garabage disposal to deal with that.

[–]bathroomstalin 1 point2 points ago

So world-weary...

[–]Octosphere 1 point2 points ago

haha, what a boss.

[–]Lucius704 1 point2 points ago

Is that Winston Churchil?

[–]Napalmnewt 0 points1 point ago

Baby Randy.

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves, Image macro memes are coming

[–]_loserface_ 1 point2 points ago

Dat belly! :)

[–]senatorbolton 0 points1 point ago

Where did you find Patton Oswalt's baby photo?

[–]MattieShoes 1 point2 points ago

It's kind of funny -- I instantly knew that picture was from the early 80's, but I can't really say why.

I guess the faux wood, the faucet style, the plastic thingamajigger to redirect the spray, the lack of blue tones in the image (blue tends to fade first from older pictures...) But I just find it weird how our brain can skip conscious thought about all that and jump to an age.

[–]ifrit1100 0 points1 point ago

What's linking the white bit to the silver tap end? It looks like the white bit is floating...

[–]MattieShoes 0 points1 point ago

The bottom bit of a facucet is threaded on the inside -- normally there's a ring shaped bit with a metal grate in it screwed into it, to prevent any detritus from the pipes leaving the faucet. With bad pipes, you actually need to remove and clean it periodically.

Anyway, I'm assuming this has the matching threads. I can't say I ever thought that much about it.

[–]ifrit1100 0 points1 point ago

Thread lol, thanks. I kept wondering why nobody noticed it was floating and there was no linkage between the white bit and the end of the tap! Doesn't look like there's any water between the silver and white bit though.

I should probably go do something productive now....

[–]Sgt_Insomnia 1 point2 points ago

One look at this baby and you can tell she was born to be a CHAMP!

[–]dippel 0 points1 point ago

classy as fuck

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

And forty years later he still looks the same only older.

[–]Grappindemen 0 points1 point ago

That smug look of satisfaction.

[–]thomashrog 0 points1 point ago

That's the "somebody might want to run the disposal," face, if I've ever seen it.

[–]fearachieved 0 points1 point ago

That's a future Simpsons fan right there

[–]EssalSP 0 points1 point ago

Chllin' like a villain

[–]crash331 1 point2 points ago

Chris Farley?

[–]Quick11 1 point2 points ago

He looks like the fuckin Don

[–]Emile55 0 points1 point ago

Not a single fuck was given until he shit in the sink

[–]Tr1ggrhappy 1 point2 points ago

Classy as fuck

[–]StayFunky 0 points1 point ago

Who remembers taking sink baths?

[–]Urbanviking1 1 point2 points ago

Paint me like one of those French girls.

[–]natutnak 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of baby version of big fat bastard from Austin Powers.

"I'm dead sexy!"

[–]scootunit 0 points1 point ago

I want to ee the recreation of this shot years later as an adult side by side with this one.

[–]RapedByPlushies 0 points1 point ago

Why do all babies look like Winston Churchill?

[–]sarejebro 0 points1 point ago

Now fetch me my bottle!

[–]lolosmagicwand 0 points1 point ago

That is a BELLY

[–]scared2mosh 0 points1 point ago

That is one suave infant.

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

This is one awesome baby. I hope if i ever have a kid, they are this cool.

[–]bleahbloh -1 points0 points ago

get this to quickmeme

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 0 points1 point ago

Sinister or cute, I can't decide.

[–]turnerjer 0 points1 point ago

I wish I were a baby.

Those motherfuckers have got it figured out.

[–]ChaseRex 0 points1 point ago

Patton Oswald looks comfortable in this picture

[–]slurpeas 0 points1 point ago

An amount of fuck was surely given, for this baby is attempting to battle the heat. For no fucks to be given, the baby would just endure the heat. Yes, I am here to ruin you.

[–]OsamaMKH 0 points1 point ago

I don't mean to be weird or anything but....WHERE THE HELL ARE THE NIPPLES?!

[–]gaylordsforce 0 points1 point ago

randy bobandy, as a baby.

[–]bboots100 0 points1 point ago

Laughed 'til I cried at this! It's the expression on this baby's face that says, 'Ahhhh, sweet relief.' Great posting.

[–]PullOutBoy -1 points0 points ago

Ugly fucking baby

[–]tmbyfc 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love this shot. Sweet belly on the little lady.

Edit: gender

[–]LookaBox 0 points1 point ago

I like how the water makes it look like (she?) has a beer belly.

[–]eldowns 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he figured out that he's in both a bathtub and a toilet.

[–]llessurm 0 points1 point ago

Looks a bit like Winston Churchill

[–]Bbrum 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ttRIz-0HWps&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DttRIz-0HWps

From 0.30 secs.

[–]washmo 0 points1 point ago

Like a tiny little female Larry Flint.

[–]kDubya 0 points1 point ago

Did you photoshop your daughter's nipples off?

[–]xtripzx 0 points1 point ago

This is the most baller baby pic I have ever seen. I wouldn't even be mad if someone was trying to show me wallet pics of their kids and this was one of them.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

That kid looks like Patton Oswalt.

[–]st_basterd 1 point2 points ago

Nothing on the planet brings me more joy than baby belly.

[–]scared2mosh 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you take a seat over there.

[–]JasonUSC1 -3 points-2 points ago

Like a BOSS

[–]overused-meme-alert -4 points-3 points ago

Like a BOSS

W e e E O O WEEEOO W E E e O O

.

[–]firefae83 -1 points0 points ago

A redneck already. Poor kid never had a chance.

[–]dalnkh 0 points1 point ago

Dat baby... Dat baby.

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

Dat baby.

buzz

buzz

buzz

.

[–]rootyb 0 points1 point ago

Where did Patton Oswalt get such a big sink?

[–]larryroutine 0 points1 point ago

This could be a scene in the 'Baby Godfather' movie adaptation.

[–]NickCHAZDOGjohnson -2 points-1 points ago

http://imgur.com/pxkxz

[–]Lifesponge 0 points1 point ago

looks pretty stooonedd

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