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[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 199 points200 points ago

There was this episode (it was the one where the gang meets Johny Bravo) where Daphne tells everyone to split up, and says she will go with Velma. Then Fred says "Daphne..." and this porn music plays and Daphne corrects herself and says "I mean Fred and I will go this way.." and they go off together.

[–]SalQ 145 points146 points ago

My favourite line of the whole episode, and I still remember it from years ago: Velma and Johnny lost their glasses and they're on the floor looking for them

Velma: "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" Johnny: "My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"

Gets me everytime!

[–]Chazzey_dude 25 points26 points ago

Yes! I feel like the script-writers for Johnny Bravo actually had a really good humour. I haven't actually watched any Johnny Bravo.

[–]Lokkion 54 points55 points ago

One of the script writers was Seth Mcfarlane.

[–]Edgerunner10 23 points24 points ago

and Butch Hartman from the Fairly Oddparents.

[–]DangerousIdeas 15 points16 points ago

If you listen closely, you can hear the cries of thousands of redditors lamenting in agony...

[–]Tim_Kaiser 12 points13 points ago

I always find it strange that a reveal like "an author you hate actual made some quality stuff in the past" can so terribly spoil someone's love of something. Just enjoy it because it's funny :D

[–]SalQ 7 points8 points ago

You have to. It's childish (obviously) but it's still funny.

[–]Chazzey_dude 1 point2 points ago

Good point. It means that they don't have to be lewd to be funny, and I appreciate that.

[–]MaceFace2 2 points3 points ago

My favorite episode was the cookie Crisis

[–]FNAJ 0 points1 point ago

I say that every time I or someone else is looking around for their glasses. Nobody's ever acknowledged it :(

[–]Bangted 15 points16 points ago

Here's a constructive piece of advice: If you right-click on the youtube video at the time you want us to see, and select "copy video url at current time" you'll send us the video at the exact spot you want us to start watching it :)

Cheers

[–]BoogerEater101 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the advice, never knew that

[–]qjkxkcd 35 points36 points ago

How... never mind.

[–]sodium_azide 9 points10 points ago

Step one: Google scooby doo, johny bravo.

Step two: Watch ten minute episode.

Seems pretty easy to me.

[–]Tulki 12 points13 points ago

What the.

[–]red5bassist 6 points7 points ago

Fuckin knew it!

[–]pfft_elbr 4 points5 points ago

That is disturbing in oh so many levels.

[–]Forgot_password_shit 2 points3 points ago

Oh that is dirty.

[–]ineedateam1 1 point2 points ago

his eyes man...wtf is up with them in this ep

[–]Mr_McWaffle 1 point2 points ago

The aunt looks like a female version of Nixon

[–]thebattlefish 1 point2 points ago

3:41

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 2 points3 points ago

That is not porn music. Unless you're watching jazzy 40's porn.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 348 points349 points ago

"Fred why are you wearing a condom?"

"Do you want meddling kids?"

[–]Pelican_Fly 80 points81 points ago

I only want 2 kids but society demands I have 2.5 kids.

[–]rodentdp 38 points39 points ago

I think you can get them for half off in Southeast Asia.

[–]ChuckYeah 17 points18 points ago

Don't pets count as a .5?

[–]Twisted_Logic 40 points41 points ago

No. Please stop gluing them together.

[–]ChuckYeah 33 points34 points ago

But, but....catdog...

[–]CANCER_PUNCH 4 points5 points ago

How did they shit?

[–]RicardoNoriega 19 points20 points ago

Cat, he is the Asshole.

[–]KneeSeekingArrow 1 point2 points ago

Oh, that must be a horrible life. Poor catdog.

[–]Fordiman 12 points13 points ago

Fuck society; I'm having π children. Follow me to /r/firstworldanarchists

[–]Yugiah 10 points11 points ago

"And a dog?"

[–]PERSIANSPHINX 8 points9 points ago

Dog? Where?

[–]ErogenousJones 65 points66 points ago

HOW HAS NOBODY POSTED THIS YET obviously NSFW:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1147552/scooby_doo_2.html

[–]hmatmotu 35 points36 points ago

Oh man, this is giving me such a clue!

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 4 points5 points ago

I almost shot clue goo all over Steve.

[–]Corbanator13 11 points12 points ago

Childhood... improved

[–]ChocoChooChoo 7 points8 points ago

I started seriously wondering what am I doing with my life after watching Scooby Doo porn.

[–]aspireS 5 points6 points ago

FOR SCIENCE...LATER.

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

hm.

[–]Big_h3aD 0 points1 point ago

God damn it...

[–]General-ColinBile 49 points50 points ago

All along it was Fred's One-eyed monster

[–]laterolus 29 points30 points ago

"and I would've came too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"

[–]Clobbertr0n -3 points-2 points ago

One eyed ronster.

[–]speckzo 18 points19 points ago

Must...have...source!

[–]rspeed 40 points41 points ago

Source

It gets really hot!

I am a goddamn liar.

[–]Throwaway281281 8 points9 points ago

I gotta say, Daphne and Vhelma look like dudes

[–]rspeed 7 points8 points ago

Isn't Velma kinda supposed to? Daphne, though? I think you're crazy.

[–]Throwaway281281 3 points4 points ago

Yeah in the cartoon, I was talking about those pictures. Toatlly looks like dudes in drag

[–]Farren246 -1 points0 points ago

I can't remember the name of it...

[–]MNGaming 18 points19 points ago

Fred doesn't say jinkies.

[–]Frankthegeek 5 points6 points ago

Jeepers!? He doesn't?

[–]onederfully 11 points12 points ago

Where's Shagster? While he may not look it, he's a pro.

[–]Chester_Le_Molester 19 points20 points ago

That ass grab is sensational. Nice and deep like.

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[–]writesomethingwitty 5 points6 points ago

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The very first Amazon link I visited was a fucking dildo. You son of a bitch! Amazon will know I'm a perv now, thanks to you.

[–]Dr_Dankenstein 3 points4 points ago

Eh, it could be worse; I flooded my roommate's Amazon Prime account (that I now know he shares with his parents) with extremely gay erotica and delicious disgusting sex paraphernalia.

His parents were confused.

[–]Fandango1978 0 points1 point ago

your account is a real piece of shit. You seriously think it is a good idea to blind link (redirect) to sex toys on a public forum?

[–]WontYouBuyADildo 0 points1 point ago

Your comment has led to a moment of self reflection, and I have changed all my links to now point to friendlier content

[–]Isleepinalleyways 6 points7 points ago

The way his hand is positioned in the second picture kinda looked like his penis was out.

[–]Grayphobia 6 points7 points ago

Why do I suspect Daphne and Velma are both guys too?

[–]fearsofgun 5 points6 points ago

Because we are on the internet.

[–]Pykoh 29 points30 points ago

This was actually from a porno. Don't have a link, though.

[–]roninzzz 25 points26 points ago

then why do you tease me!?

[–]fergie434 22 points23 points ago

[–]synt4xg3n0c1d3 22 points23 points ago

Clicked, browsed, pleased to see it's not pictures of literal penis tips, subscribed.

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

I always wanted to know about a sub like this. I was thinking of making one myself actually.

[–]nitefang 17 points18 points ago

This is not from a porno. There is a scooby doo spoof porno but this isn't related to it.

[–]life-form_42 2 points3 points ago

Although the comment linking to the porno was well upvoted in the original submission of these photos. I'm sure it was for science, of course.

[–]rspeed 13 points14 points ago

As the person who took those photos: I wish.

[–]Kustav 13 points14 points ago

[–]Dzsekeb 3 points4 points ago

Thanks.... My roommate just caught me looking at scooby-doo porn in the kitchen, while cooking...

[–]XxGirxX 3 points4 points ago

So it's his fault you had to click on a porn link? Come one...

[–]GoldenFalcon 5 points6 points ago

come all.

[–]XxGirxX 0 points1 point ago

I meant on the dishes

[–]Dzsekeb 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, cause that's how the internet works.

[–]chejrw 1 point2 points ago

And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

[–]redkulat 1 point2 points ago

UPVOTE HIM TO THE TOP!

[–]bigfatround0 0 points1 point ago

just commenting so i can find it later.

[–]bigfatround0 0 points1 point ago

nice

[–]Dresden_skyline 2 points3 points ago

That's a porno I would watch the shit out off. (And bring on the dachshund)

[–]sheldonismyfather 1 point2 points ago

Fred doesn't say "Jinkies!"...

[–]gothicmaster 1 point2 points ago

well there is a scooby doo porn parody, but this seems more low-budget than that

[–]Galveira 5 points6 points ago

ADDING TEXT DOES NOT ALWAYS MAKE AN IMAGE FUNNIER.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So does uppercase.

[–]namerson 0 points1 point ago

Do what now?

[–]MLP-FTW 6 points7 points ago

childhood ruined....

[–]Blackneto 53 points54 points ago

My adulthood enhanced.

[–]mcskeezy 1 point2 points ago

SAUCE!

[–]shadowjeffknowsbest 1 point2 points ago

Go on.

[–]Sir_Dimos 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: all 3 of them are dudes!

[–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

Well, that was actually a new one. I could imagine fred and daphne, or welma and shaggy. But this... Well played!

[–]jbutler1983 0 points1 point ago

lol, awesome

[–]Astioth 0 points1 point ago

My friend sent this picture to me the other day along with "This Freddy looks just like you except for the wig!"

And its true. He does look just like me. And now I will never have to submit a picture of myself to /r/doppelbangher (Nsfw)

[–]beatlelover13 -1 points0 points ago

Childhood ruined.

[–]DrStrangeloves 0 points1 point ago

I remember this porno.

[–]Captin_Carlos 0 points1 point ago

Which one is it.

[–]DrStrangeloves 0 points1 point ago

I believe it was along the lines of "The Scooby-Doo Girls Get Wild."

[–]sylvanfletcher 0 points1 point ago

I always thought these Scooby Doo episodes and Johnny Bravo were from different eras

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Childhood ruined...

[–]bigfatround0 0 points1 point ago

Is this a real porn parody?

[–]SupriseRape 0 points1 point ago

JINKIES.

o__0

[–]abriana 0 points1 point ago

Velma's the one who says ‘jinkies’.

[–]Benito1798 0 points1 point ago

Thus looks like the guys from WKUK

[–]bugzrrad -1 points0 points ago

i think this should maybe have a NSFW tag... there's like 10% dick showing lol

[–]HawnSolo 0 points1 point ago

...that's his knuckle.

[–]bugzrrad 0 points1 point ago

penis knuckle

FTFY