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[–]MadMills 5 points6 points ago

I think its all just a big moosetake.

[–]lovey8 2 points3 points ago

Not sure, we'll have to let the penal system figure that on out.

[–]turole 1 point2 points ago

Nah, they'd probably just cock it up.

[–]drawingdead0 2 points3 points ago

I swear to god, if this is a picture of statue sex I will-

oh fuck me

[–]CyanogenHacker 0 points1 point ago

So...what exactly were you hoping for.... ಠ_ಠ

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 2 points3 points ago

Not like I'm into this stuff, but isn't that a pretty small penis for a moose or whatever it is?

[–]Mydearchristofer 1 point2 points ago

"A moose or whatever that is"? Haha coming from a Canadian I see those things all the time

[–]bgraham13 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]onedarkhorsee 1 point2 points ago

I'd go for seconds...

[–]shticks 1 point2 points ago

Ha... monumental.....

[–]rikutian 0 points1 point ago

I read that as monumental masturbating...

[–]Mekchrious 0 points1 point ago

Oh, because the moose is trying to fuck a statue, you made a play on the words statue (statutory) and monument (monumental)!