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Too soon Youtube? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]LegendofStubby 104 points105 points ago

I tried to close the ad on the picture....

[–]the_gongoozler 23 points24 points ago

so glad im not the only one...i immediately got really embarrassed even though im in my room alone

[–]mrkhan0127 7 points8 points ago

Are you though.... Are you SURE you're alone......

[–]Neil_Armschlong 7 points8 points ago

Not for long ;)

[–]TheSupaBloopa 2 points3 points ago

Dat username

[–]LlongSchllong -3 points-2 points ago

[–]pleasepickme 3 points4 points ago

how do you comment with no comment? wut is going on? I am not sobre enough for this? Edit: sorry sober

[–]theo313 0 points1 point ago

Click "source" under the username to find your answer.

[–]Ashivas 0 points1 point ago

You on from your phone?

[–]pleasepickme 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]Internatty_Explore 3 points4 points ago

What did he do to you?

[–]ShitOnMyFartingBoner 2 points3 points ago

adblock

[–]Iqw2ltg 13 points14 points ago

I prefer Arnold Palmers when I get home from school to drink, but hey, its a free country.

[–]CheetoX23 -2 points-1 points ago

Best!

[–]empty_history 59 points60 points ago

We can all agree this didn't happen and move on, right?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 34 points35 points ago

Move on? r/toosoon and r/ImGoingToHellForThis have beaten this horse off to death for the past week. Now it's r/funny's turn to lube up and jack off its dessicated corpse.

[–]PedoJones 4 points5 points ago

I brought strap ons.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 2 points3 points ago

Along with lollipops and a picture of your lost puppy I'm sure. I'm calling the cops if you get out of line, dude.

[–]CaptainOblivious41 45 points46 points ago

It's fake. First, ads like that show up within 10 seconds of the video starting. Second, where is the yellow sliver that says where the ad is. You can't trick me when it involves youtube, I have no life.

[–]worlddevgroup 17 points18 points ago

Downvoted. did not live up to your user name.

[–]SolidBlues 2 points3 points ago

O' the perils of a supposed novelty account.

[–]_Hamburger_ 1 point2 points ago

It actually may not be fake. The grey dot could be covering up the yellow bar, and I have seen ads in all sorts of places on TheSyndicateProject videos

[–]nogoodnamesusable 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if novelty account or just stupid...

[–]ClassyMuffaFucka 51 points52 points ago

Did shots of bleach once. Ended up whiting out by the end of the night =|

[–]nixonrichard 1 point2 points ago

. . . after which you were gang-raped by 3 white guys.

[–]LlongSchllong 15 points16 points ago

They were black when they started.

[–]LlongSchllong 0 points1 point ago

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

[–]Cynical_Walrus -1 points0 points ago

shots of bleach

Well there's your problem there!

[–]helium_farts 11 points12 points ago

This isn't funny.

[–]KisukeUraharaHat 1 point2 points ago

Yes it is.

[–]helium_farts 9 points10 points ago

It wasn't funny the first 6 times it was posted, and it isn't any better this time around.

[–]xerosound -1 points0 points ago

To be completely honest, a lot of things are funny to me until I see it being reposted.

[–]Jbordz 9 points10 points ago

Yeah too soon to be posted to reddit for the 13th time.

[–]BigLurker 7 points8 points ago

ZING

[–]rains1986 2 points3 points ago

Bleach: Not Even Once

[–]TommyPot 6 points7 points ago

/r/ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]ableom 2 points3 points ago

Join I'mgoingtohellforthis,

there are shitty reposted jokes about black people and beaten-to-death-so-you're-completely-desensitized-and-don't-receive-any-shock-from-the-shit-reposts posts

[–]dspin153 1 point2 points ago

yeah but you get to make fun of black people without all the white knights down voting and lecturing you about racism

[–]ableom 0 points1 point ago

It'd be different if they were actually funny or original.

[–]TommyPot 1 point2 points ago

nigga please

[–]HalfRetardHalfAmazin -1 points0 points ago

Eh, the retard ones are usually good for a laugh from me.

[–]Internatty_Explore 1 point2 points ago

That is a website where you can find me.

[–]skepsis420 5 points6 points ago

At least she is the right color to drink bleach, it might ruin your blacks and latinos if they drink some.

[–]Bob_Wiley 1 point2 points ago

Nothing worse than a pink Navajo.

[–]Internatty_Explore 0 points1 point ago

The answer to that is 42.

[–]samisbond 2 points3 points ago

So you pretty much just post nonsensical comments all over reddit, and I mean all over reddit, you're at about 10-20 every 5 minutes, but for some reason you are consistently upvoted.

[–]Ermordung 2 points3 points ago

Download AdBlock. For god sakes.

[–]Et4020 2 points3 points ago

Yeah we get it, life's a bleach

[–]KisukeUraharaHat 0 points1 point ago

Hey, do you know who doesn't care about Amanda Todd? This guy. This guy doesn't care.

[–]Caleo 2 points3 points ago

Drinking bleach is probably one of the worst ways you could kill yourself (or try).

[–]butt2face 7 points8 points ago

explanation with chemistry:

bleach is basic

liquids in your stomach is acid (hydrochloric acid)

if you mix basic and acid you will create some sort of salt + water

... you will have explosive diarrhea.

[–]tesnakeinurboot 2 points3 points ago

You vomit most of it up before it can even become diarrhea.

[–]butt2face 1 point2 points ago

yes, that too..

[–]Pixshel 4 points5 points ago

What happens?

[–]pandasexual 15 points16 points ago

You make a YouTube video

[–]dspin153 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/O2pBe.gif

[–]Nokwatkwah 0 points1 point ago

My mind became curious as to what the side effects of drinking bleach are...if it's painful, etc...I did a quick Google and the first and last thing I clicked on was this. Now, I don't know if the comments on that page are true, but it sickened me. Do not drink bleach, why would you even consider going down that road to just pass a drug test?

[–]theotherashley 0 points1 point ago

Aren't those all detergents that typically don't have bleach?..

[–]JBHIV 0 points1 point ago

I cried a bit when i read the text

[–]internet_butt_raper 0 points1 point ago

What kind of person goes home and drinks bleach. No matter what happens to me I'm not gonna drink bleach

[–]Ghstfce 1 point2 points ago

When I was going through basic training in Ft. Benning in 1998, we had a guy that wanted out. We hadn't really even started training yet and this guy attempted to go AWOL three times. I guess he decided the only way out was suicide. I was just getting on guard duty for my hour when I noticed the count was one person off. I check the latrine and there he is, laying the floor, shirt and floor covered with a blue liquid. Next to him is a bottle of liquid laundry detergent.

Dumbass tried to drink laundry soap in order to kill himself. All he did was puke bubbles for about 45 minutes. I felt bad for him though, the drill sergeants and the rest of the platoon called him "Tide" until he was discharged under mental.

Edit: fixed derpy english

[–]iEatBluePlayDoh 0 points1 point ago

Should have been a Webster's dictionary ad...

[–]Makes -1 points0 points ago

Fake! The ads only come up near the beginning

[–]beccajenny5692 0 points1 point ago

too soon for you to even post this.

[–]GhettoMagic -1 points0 points ago

mark this as a crosspost from /r/toosoon, can't stand people like you stealing content

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

Not exactly the first time this was submitted.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Scumbag Youtube ad 4coms 4pts 4hrs funny
Oh YouTube... 30coms 926pts 8hrs toosoon
Inappropriate youtube ad on Amanda video 10coms 15pts 3hrs funny
I Was Watching This Video When This Ad Popped up... 7coms 37pts 5dys funny
I'm not sure if someone has posted this already but this showed up on my Facebook newsfeed... I'm guilty to admit I chuckled a bit. 3coms -1pt 5dys funny
Too soon? 0coms 7pts 6dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]The_Space_Cowboy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oops, OP here, sorry about that, I should have karma decayed before posting. Didn't know how rampant it was, had a friend send it and thought I would share with reddit

[–]N0V0w3ls 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes, I definitely remember it being submitted to that subreddit I never even visit...

[–]pr0ncave 0 points1 point ago

I'll never understand this generation. In my day when we had problems, we'd talk to our friends, family, teachers, school counselor, etc. Now these emo kids write their "emotions" on a piece of paper and record a video? That's not working through your problems, it's just getting you sympathy from strangers who don't care that you exist.
Talk to someone IRL about your issues. Damn kids...

[–]harmdaddy 2 points3 points ago

I think emos went evolved into hipsters, the paper cards/ videos is the new wrist slitting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

No one wants to listen, parents are tired and constantly working, friends are too busy texting. Everyone else just wants you to shut up and take some pills, because we have a roof over our heads and a plate at the dinner table we have no right to be sad.

[–]pr0ncave 1 point2 points ago

Kids have every right to be sad, but they should also realize they aren't a special little snowflake like they were raised to believe. There's over 7 billion people on the planet and every one of them has problems.
Your boyfriend broke up with you? That sucks, good thing you're only 16. Oh wait, now you're cutting your wrist and drinking poison? Wow, seems incredibly dramatic and over-reactive. Maybe you don't deserve my anonymous sympathy, because maybe you're a borderline psycho.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think I should clarify some things, first of all I think making a video where you stand there holding pieces of paper that have your problems written all over them is unnecessary and not a good way to deal with whatever situation is going on. What I was trying to say in my first comment is that it's not as easy as it sounds, a lot of people don't want to talk about their problems because of this attitude of "get over yourself" or "stop being an attention whore"

[–]Elysillia 2 points3 points ago

Detergent.

Hopefully it's not detergent with added bleach. ಠ_ಠ

[–]redddo 0 points1 point ago

They're just going for the target audience

[–]aequitas3 -1 points0 points ago

Oh man, that is bad. Why hasn't the perp gotten charged with possessing child porn and other charges for being all around a horrible human being?

[–]complexwork -3 points-2 points ago

I wouldn't put this past google. Always looking to make a buck.

[–]alectheman -2 points-1 points ago

Repost from r/Imgoingtohellforthis: check funny:check original:nope

[–]qwyerrwr -2 points-1 points ago

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny

[–]TheSneakySeal 0 points1 point ago

This looks photoshopped.

[–]maggitt147 -2 points-1 points ago

Douchebag YouTube...

[–]FishInTheTrees 0 points1 point ago

First submitted 6 days ago. With almost the same fucking title.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11gvs2/too_soon/

[–]burnner_ -2 points-1 points ago

You're a slow poke.. http://i.imgur.com/OZjdM.gif

[–]aStonedSquirtle -4 points-3 points ago

/r/ImGoingToHellForThis is leaking.

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